Chapter 39: The First Man to Be Circumcised in China
"Don't be surprised, I have been studying medicine since I was a child, and I thought of an aphrodisiac skill the day before yesterday, but no one was willing to try it out. Today, I came to try it for the Yanai, since the Yanai is lustful, in order to experience the joy of the world, I think I won't refuse! ”
Gao Yanei is no longer stupid, and he will understand what they are going to do when he arrives! He opened his throat and cried, "Mom! I can't help it! I can't help it! Heroes spare their lives! Grandpa spares his life! That thing is my lifeline, I can't cut it, I can't cut it! ”
"Since Yanai is the son of Gao Taiwei, I want to come here and aspire to serve the country! For the sake of my medical career in China, you will be generous to righteousness! Yanai cried so bitterly, which would naturally distract him, in case he was a little crooked when he moved the knife. I'm afraid that not only this thing is not guaranteed, but I am afraid that there is a fear of life in the ya! ”
No matter how Gao Yanei howled and begged so sadly, how could he cry to death and come back to life, Hua Zixu did not delay, first carefully helped Gao Yanei shave his hair, so as not to get in the way! Obviously, Hua Zixu has regarded himself as a surgeon at this time, and the various preparations before the operation will naturally not be sloppy! Of course, due to the limited conditions, the anesthesiologist who is not very important is naturally dispensable!
"Yanei, this is the first time in my life that I have used a knife for someone, and I don't want to fall into the notoriety of a murderous quack! The house is kind-hearted, and you will fulfill this painstaking heart of the apricot forest! ”
Although Hua Zixu deliberately lowered his voice, Gao Yanei was almost killed for the first time in his life, and he was deeply impressed by Hua Zixu, and he will never forget it for the rest of his life! At this time, the voice seemed quite familiar, and he shouted loudly: "Are you?" I know you! You are Ximen Qing! ”
"Haha, since Yanai recognizes it, I don't do dark things! Under is the Qinghe County Ximen Qing, known as the Ximen official! If you want to take revenge in the future, don't find the wrong person! ”
"Ximen Qing, Ximen official, Ximen Grandpa! You and I don't have any deep hatred, you almost beat me to death that day, and now you want to kill me, where did I offend you? You tell me, so I can die! ”
Speaking of this, Gao Yanei suddenly understood, and shouted at Huazi, who was sharpening his knife, "I know, are you for Lin Chong?" That day in Wuyue Temple, I teased Mrs. Lin, and it was indeed me who was wrong. But you beat me half to death, and it can be considered a two-by-two! You're still so unrelenting, you can't bully people enough! ”
"Pairs against each other?" Hua Zi smiled coldly when she heard this: "A few days ago, you asked Lu Qian to deceive Lin Chong and bully Lin Niangzi in the restaurant, have you forgotten it?" What do you say about this? After Mrs. Lin went home, she searched for death and life several times, you said, if you don't cut off your tools of crime, how can you be worthy of Mrs. Lin? How can you be worthy of the people of Kaifeng Mansion who were bullied by you? ”
"Lu Qian dog thief, you can kill me!"
Hearing Hua Zixu's words, Gao Yanei scolded Lu Qian, and then cried and begged: "Grandpa Ximen, you know everything, the events of that day really have nothing to do with me!" I've been recuperating at home these days, and today, it's the first time I've been out of the house! Really, it's really my first time going out today! ’
"Dare to quibble when you are dying? You went out for the first time today, so please tell me, who was the lady Lin who teased in the restaurant a few days ago? ”
"Grandpa, Grandpa Simon! It's really not me, it's really not me! That Lu Qian heard that I was beaten, and just came to me a few days ago, saying that he could avenge me. I've been lying in bed to recuperate, and I really don't know how he avenged me and who was in the restaurant that day! ”
Gao Yanei was so frightened at this time that he was full of feces and urine, and his eyes were like frightened sheep, and he didn't look like he was lying. If this Gao Yanei can still lie, Hanako wants to admire this guy, the true character of a man who is not afraid of danger!
"It's really not you?"
"Grandpa Ximen, these things were all done by Lu Qian, I really don't know anything! Grandpa Simon, if the villain has half a lie, the sky will not be able to die if the sky thunders and splits, the whole family will die, and he will be reincarnated as a beast in the next life! Grandpa Simon, the villain is really wronged, it's really not me! ”
Seeing Hua Zixu and Gao Yanei's nonsense, Lu Zhishen's face was full of impatience, and he said angrily: "Brother, even if it wasn't him that day, this guy did a lot of evil on weekdays, and he couldn't be spared by saying anything!" ”
Zhang Qing and others in the vegetable garden also said: "Ximen official, don't believe this guy, no matter if it was him that day or not, he was not wronged at all by this knife!" ”
Everyone expressed their opinions, Hua Zixu looked at Gao Yanei and smiled: "It's not difficult for me to spare your life, you should know what to do, right?" ”
"Thank you, Ximen Daguan, you are the reincarnation of a living Bodhisattva! Grandpa Ximen, don't worry, the villain knows what to do, after the villain goes back, this will do Lu Qian's bastard and avenge the head of the Lin sect! ”
"What else?"
"And?" Gao Yanei was stunned when he heard this, and then cried and said: "The villain understands, the villain understands!" The villain went to Lin Jiaotou, pleaded with him, and begged him to be a big man, don't worry about the villain! ”
Listening to Gao Yanei's assurance, Hua Zixu nodded with satisfaction, looked at Gao Yanei and said with a smile: "Yanei, as the saying goes, capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped!" In this aphrodisiac secret technique, called circumcision, you still have to try it to know the wonders! It's also a small punishment and a big commandment, lest you forget the pain when you get better! ”
Saying that, Hua Zixu held Gao Yanei's words, and when he raised the knife in his hand, he saw a stream of blood spurting out! And while Gao Ya was using Hanako's knife in vain, he didn't know whether he was in pain or fainted with fright!
Zhang Qing and others in the vegetable garden, seeing that Hua Zixu's hands were up and down, they no longer stayed, and they all bowed their hands to Hua Zixu and Lu Zhishen, and then jumped off the wall one by one! Lu Zhishen was the only one left, watching Hanako busy before and after, he didn't know what he was going to do!
"Brother, the geldings are all geldings, what are you sewing with a needle and thread?"
"Brother, I said that this is a surgical operation, so naturally it is a shame that it is more technical than gelding! If you don't sew this thing up, this guy is going to die here! If he died like this, how could Gao Taiwei give up? As soon as we leave, then the Lin sect leader will be in trouble! ”
As soon as Hanako said this, Lu Zhishen was quite curious, thinking that once this thing was cut, could it still be sewn? Even if it is sewn tightly, will this thing still be used in the future?
Lu Zhishen walked over and took a closer look, only to see that what was cut off by Hua Zixu didn't seem to be the whole thing, but a part of it! And Hua Zixu was sweating profusely at this time, sewing stitches and threads! I still complain in my mouth!
"Damn, such a minor operation, I didn't expect it to be so troublesome! It seems that I really don't have the talent to be a surgeon! A small foreskin, all sewn crookedly, it is estimated that Gao Yanei wants to do that thing in the future, and he won't dare to light the lamp when he is killed, this thing, TM's is too ugly! ”
Hanako was so busy that she finally sewed the thing, and as for whether the operation was successful or not, Hanako couldn't care so much! After all, surgery is risky, this is a well-known common sense!
By the way, I damn, I forgot to let this guy sign the surgery information form, miscalculated, too TM miscalculated! This guy won't make trouble with himself in the future, after all, it's very troublesome for doctors to make trouble now! But it's okay to think about it, if he wants to find it, he will go to Ximenqing, but it's none of his business!
Thinking of this, Hanako smiled falsely, grabbed a handful of plant ash and threw it on, slightly stopping the blood. After admiring it several times, he nodded with satisfaction and poured a bowl of cold water on Gao Yanei!
"I'm not dead? Am I not dead? It hurts, it hurts! ”
Gao Yanei, who came to his senses, was first glad that he was not dead, but felt a pain in his crotch, and then looked at the blood stain under his crotch, and immediately cried: "It's over!" Finished! My Gao family is going to die! ”
"Cry a fart! Don't cry! You're still there! Congratulations to Yanai, the operation was successful! You are very honored to be the first man to circumcision in my Chinese nation! Yanei, you want to leave a name in history and live for generations! Haha, Yanai, you will be grateful to me in the future! ”
Speaking of this, Hua Zixu raised the bloodstained willow leaf knife and dangled it around Gao Yanei's neck: "Yanai, I am in good interest today, and the operation was successful!" As for the next time, I'm afraid Yanai won't have such good luck! I also hope that the yamen will do it for himself, and don't lose his life because of this! ”
After saying this, Hua Zixu nodded at Lu Zhishen, and the two walked out of the broken temple without looking back, and then walked away!
As soon as the two of them walked out of the broken temple, there was a wail like killing a pig from Gao Yanei behind them: "Lu Qian, I want to pick your skin and eat your meat!" Ximenqing, I'm going to dismantle you in eight pieces, so that you will die without a place to be buried! ”