Chapter 136: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl
Maybe Chen Yu will be a good guest, but he is by no means a good lobbyist, this person has neither the courage to be afraid of danger, nor the wisdom to see the scriptures, after experiencing the edge of life and death, he also lost Shang Ke Yijia's eloquence.
It's just that it's such a wrong and dry rhetoric that actually makes a shrewd woman like Zhao Shan move her mind to go north to restore Zhao, and it can only be said that Chen Yu is crooked and to the point, or she can't find any opportunities from Long He and Chu Jun, so she can only find another way.
As for the road ahead? A common problem of smart people! The more impossible things seem, the more they have to try it, just because others can't do it doesn't mean that I can't, not to mention that Chen Yu has always shown a very good look, Zhao Shan is not moved to have a ghost!
There is nothing terrible about a person who has to listen to his father-in-law when he is beaten, and it is a matter of time before he is played to death by his girlfriend, but Yu Zhou knows that Zhang Er behind this person is the real famous and talented man, far from being comparable to the fool and a little woman in front of him, let alone controlling!
However, one or two made up their minds and refused to change it, so Yu Zhou could only accompany the dragon and borrow wine to drown his sorrows.
It stands to reason that the fat man's alcohol consumption should not be small, and the same is true for Long He, who used to drink with him, the little fat man always eats more than he drinks, and it is difficult to see the drunk.
"It's been a few years, why can't she give up...... Fu Zhao Fu Zhao, even if Zhao Guo is re-established, how can this kind of thing be decided by a woman...... Hiccup......"
"My mother praised her for being knowledgeable and courteous, and said that she was as careful as a hair and a virtuous helper, but I didn't dare to tell her old man, Zhao Shan has a piece of heaven and earth in his heart, and ordinary people can't tolerate it......"
"Countless times she led the troops to the battle, and she always stared at the tiger talisman, although she never said anything, but I knew it in my heart...... Alas, don't talk about that! β
"Zi Period, do you think Zhao Guo can really be reinstated?"
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The question raised by the drunkard was useless to answer, so Yu Zhou didn't pay attention to anything, and only asked while listening: "Since you know that there is a gap between the two, what did you like about her in the first place?" β
"She's very good at cooking......"
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Yu Zhou held his forehead and didn't know what to say, and after a long while, he replied in a helpless tone: "Just because of this?" Then why don't you just find a cook?! β
It was originally quite sad, but it was said by the little fat man that it was unsympathetic.
Long He burped deeply after hearing this, and his two eyebrows were squeezed together and said angrily: "It's not because I'm greedy and have a good mouth, why don't you want to think about it if you're so smart, how much suffering and hardship does a princess of a dead country have to endure to learn to cook?" β
"So you sympathize with her and pity her?"
"Uh......"
"But people don't need you to be pitiful now, a dream that has long been shattered is her most persistent pursuit, fatty, want to open some."
"Alas... But I can't see it, what should I do? β
"Remember the story I told about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?"
Long Ji blinked his eyes: "You mean let the two of us see each other every other day and see each other once every other year?!" It's like...... It's also a way. β
Yu Zhou's eyes were straight at him: "No, I mean, if you learn from the Cowherd and steal the Weaver Girl's clothes, she will never be able to ascend to the sky again." β
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"You...... This...... I ......"
"Well, this method works, right?!"
Long Ji's wine seemed to be awakened a lot, and he sat in place and gasped for a while, and when he looked up, his expression was very complicated: "This story, can you still understand it like this?!" β
"What's not to do?!"
"I didn't think you were such a Yuzi period......"
Yu Zhou pouted: "What's this, the way men and women get along is nothing more than one yin and one yang."
If you are more tolerant, she will be more pampered; If you are tougher, she can become a finger twister.
I guess you've never said a hard word to Zhao Shan in the past, right? β
"This ...... No, no, I can't do it. β
Yu Zhou's face suddenly became gloomy, and he said with malice: "Women are in Vanity Fair, do you know what they stand on?" β
"What?"
"Think about how the Empress Dowager Xuan of Great Qin controlled the King of Yiqu, and then think about how Zhao Ji encircled Lu Buwei and Chang Yu, do you need me to say more?"
"No...... She won't ......."
"The concubine was also the king before, and the first king was a concubine with his hip, and the concubine was not tired; is placed on top of his concubine, and the concubine is heavy, why not......
If you don't do it again, she will become that kind of person......"
This passage is a bit meaty, it was the Empress Dowager Xuan's reply to the envoy of another country when he compared the affairs of the state to the affairs of the state, and after listening to it, Long He closed his eyes painfully and imagined that it was really difficult for him to associate the sweetheart of Hui Zhilanxin with a woman who sacrificed herself for power and finally became full of meat jokes, but these possibilities are very high.
Yu Zhou still didn't think the heat was enough: "You said that if Empress Dowager Xuan could meet the right person when she was young, and she didn't have to carry so much on her body, would she become another Queen Dunman?" β
"Don't talk about it......"
Yu Zhou changed to a look of disdain: "As the saying goes, people are fat and fat, people are thin and birds, you can't be the thing in the crotch that hasn't grown up, right?!" β
"I said don't talk about itββ!"
After the dragon roared, he staggered away with a jar of wine, Zhao Shan hadn't left yet, and he hadn't said goodbye yet.
Yu Zhou was not angry after being yelled, and after taking a sip, he lifted the rest of the wine and poured it on his head, and then lay on his back, lying in the smell of wine and the fragrance of grass and looking at the sky, his eyes unblinking.
He was instigating just now, instigating a little fat man who was just starting to fall in love with a strong ......
Despicable? Despicable.
Shameless? It's shameless......
But this is a troubled era, only talking about means and results, morality and law are all thrown aside, there is no world here, only the winner is the king, the loser is the biggest thief......
Before the real army, Yu Zhou still had some faith in those who practice benevolence and righteousness to win the world, and now, hehe......
Virtual, virtual, all virtual, only weighing the pros and cons is the most down-to-earth.
Other? It is better to believe than not to believe!
Liu Bang "was" about the three chapters of the law to treat his father well, not Tu Yingyang, Guan Ruqiu, Tu Wuguan, Chengyang, Mayi, Shenhe, and Chengfu......
It's a bit of a stretch to say this, in general, some rules in the world of the jungle do not necessarily apply, if Zhao Shan is allowed to step into the quagmire, it will be the biggest disadvantage to the Chu army in the future, she has seen most of the new weapons and not to say it, and her mind alone can't be easily let go.
Of course, you might as well think about it in a good direction, Zhang Fei carried away Xiahou Juan, didn't he also love for a hundred years? Sun Ce and Zhou Yu robbed Jiangdong Erqiao, isn't it still a good story in the end?
As for the dragon, this little fat man......
It is estimated that a beating afterwards is inevitable, it depends on whether he has the guts.