With such a thing, next, the tail of the envoy of the Wandering Ghost Country has been hanging obediently behind him, and he no longer knows the current affairs, the tail is smooth, and everyone's conversation will be smooth, looking at the constant compliments of the envoys of various countries, worship and respect from the heart, Wei Yan finally has a little self-consciousness as a strong country and a small people, it turns out that the strength of our Datang is real. Wei Yan unconsciously followed the crowd with a red face, raising his head and chest, full of style.

After taking a look at the rare beasts, flowers and plants offered by various countries, His Majesty Li Er ordered people to set up a royal banquet to entertain the envoys of various countries. Wei Yan was called to sit in front of him by His Majesty Li Er, but the food was not very good, the key was that the look was unbearable.

Wei Yan hesitated again and again, decided to confess and be lenient, and honestly raised his hand and said: "Your Majesty, let's be honest, those words just now, as well as the so-called moose, are purely blind!" Then who Crouff's expression is really unpleasant, the minister is hot-blooded, and he can't help but make up such a name temporarily, the minister is in charge of his own affairs, please give your majesty the guilt. ”

His Majesty Li Er's expression of smiling and not smiling dispersed, haha laughed, Wei Yan secretly glanced at it, it seemed to be very pleasant, and his heart relaxed a lot, and he smirked. His Majesty Li Er smiled and said: "Today, I will not punish you, but I want to reward you, you have done a good job as an unauthorized master, looking at the whole scene, there are very few people like you who have such a change." ”

Wei Yan smirked and said: "That's because all the adults care about are big things, and such small things are only concerned about people like ministers who don't learn and don't know how to care. Your Majesty, don't praise Wei Chen. ”

When these words came out, everyone felt comfortable, His Majesty Li Er glanced at Wei Yan, touched his beard and said with a smile: "Ziyue is reasonable, my courtiers." Each has its own strengths and weaknesses, but it is precisely because I have gathered so many capable people with different specialties that I can help me govern the world of the Tang Dynasty, prince, remember, these are my heroes of the Tang Dynasty, and you will have to treat you well in the future. ”

"Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, Cheng Qian is young, and there are still many places that need the guidance of my father and my lords. Please take Chengqian as a post-learning and give more guidance to Chengqian. ”

Prince Chengqian's attitude was very humble. was polite, and when he heard this, the faces of the people were happy, and they hurriedly returned the salute to him. At the imperial banquet, His Majesty Li Er rewarded him with a lot of things on the grounds that Wei Yan was well-informed and had meritorious skills in identifying strange things, and even wanted to reward him with the moose. Frightened, Wei Yan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the minister has something to say." ==”

"What do you want to say? Speak! "Your Majesty Li Er

Wei Yan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, that moose is not a native of my Tang Dynasty, it is not an original thing, and it must be very delicate when it is raised, such a delicate thing." Since it should be handed over to the royal family, the little people like the minister can't afford to serve, in case there is a bad place to raise, sick or something, wouldn't it live up to the good intentions of the ghost country? Again. It was dedicated to His Majesty by the Wandering Ghost Country. It represents the heart of the Wandering Ghost Country, and it is an honor for His Majesty to bestow on his subordinates and other ministers. But for the country of ghosts, it is inappropriate. Your Majesty, the minister has said a lot, please forgive your sins. ”

His Majesty Li Er said: "Okay, what you said is also somewhat reasonable, but I have not thought about it, so I will stop this matter for the time being, and I will find another thing to reward you." ”

Wei Yan was relieved at this time, and hurriedly saluted and thanked him: "Thank you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty's gift, it is the honor of the minister." ”

After the royal banquet to welcome the envoys of the Wandering Ghost Country, the ministers dispersed, and Wei Yan also went home with him, his vacation was not over yet, and he was not an active person at work, and when he was lazy, it was really embarrassing for him to be diligent.

The day after Wei Yan went home, His Majesty Li Er's reward came down, which was a handwritten note written by His Majesty Li Er, which was written on the sentence that Wei Yan said when he fooled foreign envoys---- the sea is tolerant of all rivers, there is tolerance, the wall is thousands of miles, and there is no desire to be rigid.

Wei Yan saluted and thanked him, entertained the attendants who came to deliver calligraphy and paintings, and after sending people out of the door, the first thing he did was to run back to check the calligraphy. Nowadays, there are more calligraphy and paintings, although the level of appreciation has not increased much, but it is a certain skill to check whether the seal and the like are complete.

After Wei Yan finished checking it, he sat on the chair with satisfaction, and his mood was extremely beautiful. This calligraphy written by His Majesty Li Er himself, seals or something, everything is complete, and nothing is missing. Collecting cultural relics, the favorite is to have a complete seal in this way, especially the pseudo-antique collector of Wei Yan, no way, who makes the fight not level.

Wei Yan was stupid over there, but Xie Jiu was still confused. After coming back yesterday, Wei Jiu was not embarrassed to tell Xie Jiu about his experience of being blinded, and he didn't know if he was right, if Xie Jiu was a loyal supporter of CCTV's "Animal World", wouldn't it be boring to play a big knife in front of Guan Gong? Occasionally, I have to maintain my image in front of Lord Taiza.

However, now it seems that the image cannot be maintained, it seems that Wei Yan has no image at all, because the sister of the family was curious, and began to ask Wei Yan what earth-shattering things he did, so that His Majesty Li Er actually gave it personally, now it is a feudal society of all evils, it is the handwriting of His Majesty Li Er, which can bring more than glory to the holder, and can even become a talisman at a critical moment.

Under Xie Jiu's curious questioning, Wei Yan had no choice but to touch his nose, and in an extremely subtle and euphemistic tone, he briefly talked about yesterday's events, his attitude was very low-key, his style was very simple, he was absolutely not complacent, nor was he complacent, he was definitely a modest and studious good student, and he was absolutely not boastful.

However, no matter more, Xie Jiu's expression was very strange after hearing this, looking at Wei Yan's eyes, the entanglement was not enough to describe, and Wei Yan was full of anxiety: "What's wrong?" Mistaken?! Belch...... Taiza-sama knows what that thing is? ”

Xie Jiu pondered the words and said, "If I guessed correctly, I should know." Husband, why don't you draw it for your wife? ”

Such a gentle, virtuous tone...... Problematic! Definitely there is a problem! Wei Yan's unswerving, infinitely on the same level as the revolutionary martyrs' expression and tone: "Don't paint!" Don't draw even if you die! ”

Xie Jiu was amused by his expression and tone, and smiled like a flower: "Is that a painting if you can't die?" Or half-dead? ”

A certain man gasped when he heard this, and solemnly measured the force value of the two sides, although Xie Jiu hadn't done anything with anyone for several years. However, every morning and afternoon, she would go to the specially renovated practice room to practice, saying that for the sake of her health, she should develop the habit of liking exercise. And at that time, it was also the time when Wei Yan was pressed to run circles around the garden.

Xie Jiu said, do you love your wife? If you love her, go to exercise and fitness with her, the man who loves his wife is a man who doesn't have a beer belly. The phrase in turn means, love your husband? If you love him, go with him to exercise and lose weight, a woman who loves her husband is a woman with a slender figure and pleasant maintenance.

Saying. After hearing this, Wei Yan looked up at the sky with a very serious expression and studied it for a long time. After struggling for a long time, he asked a question: "Why do you have to keep slim?" ”

Xie Jiu Zhenzhen said: "When a man is fat and has a beer belly, his belly is very heavy, and it is very heavy on his body." ”

Well, this reason is acceptable for the time being, who makes Xie Jiu a weak woman, and it is also for the sake of a happy life for the husband and wife. Right? Wei Yan nodded in agreement, and then asked, "What about the woman?" Anyway, I don't mind if you have a little meat, fleshy, soft to the touch, how good. ”

Xie Jiu disagreed with this statement, and the reason was also very good: "If you are fat, you can't hold it." Then there will be an excuse to distance myself from me, and there may be an excuse to find a young and beautiful little sister, and it will even cause family disharmony......"

What followed was a long list of hypotheses that the so-called fat might cause damage, and Wei Yan opened her mouth and quickly stopped her from continuing to yy: "Stop!" Stop! I said my wife. There are no soap operas in Datang. There's no TV either, where do you watch bloody dramas? ”

Xie Jiu's smile was beautiful and charming. Lightly and concisely, he said: "Listen to the gossip!" ”

Wei Yan was knocked down again, God who sells cakes, Buddha who makes tofu, at this moment, Wei Yan is not alone, he is not fighting alone.

When measuring the value of force, Wei Yan inevitably remembered this past incident that he desperately wanted to forget, and then sang "There is no need to mention the past, life has been stormy". If you don't experience wind and rain, how can you see a rainbow, this lyric is too meowy.

"Wei Yan, what are you thinking? Haven't answered my question yet! Xie Jiu saw that Wei Yan's face was obviously distracted, and hurriedly interrupted him and called him back, if he was allowed to stay like this, he might not be able to ask anything, someone likes to change the topic the most, and it is said that he has practiced to the eighth layer realm.

Wei Yan was called back to his senses, looking at the beautiful sister's bright eyes, and had a deep realization---- if he didn't draw it today, the beautiful sister would not let him go. In desperation, I had to sigh and be full of sadness: "Okay, since Madame wants to see my painting skills, then I will reluctantly show it, let's say okay first, don't laugh, whoever laughs is a bastard!" ”

"Good land!"

Of course, the beautiful sister smiled and nodded in agreement. After Wei Yan drew it with a serious face, Wei Yan could see that the beautiful sister was indeed struggling to hold back her smile, but, obviously, Xie Jiu overestimated her endurance, so her face was flushed, but Wei Yan couldn't see it, waved her hand, and declared her indomitable spirit: "If you want to laugh, laugh, it doesn't matter, anyway, the two of you, our face, just need to do it at the critical moment, usually, it's nothing to smile at you." ”

People are such strange things, don't let you laugh when you think about suffocating yourself, let laugh but just two hehes to finish, between the eyebrows and eyes a smile groaned, took the picture drawn by Wei Yan carefully for a while, and said with a smile: "Have you ever been to Daxinganling?" ”

Wei Yan shook his head very honestly: "No, we are children from poor families, and it is the first time I have gone out of college to go to college, and I have only followed my classmates back to my classmates' hometowns, and I have never been to other places, Daxinganling...... I know there's wild ginseng, there's blueberries, and nothing else! ”

Xie Jiu didn't know why, his eyes stared at Wei Yan softly, tenderly, and said: "I've been there, I went with my grandfather, the animal you mentioned, in our Chinese name, is indeed called moose, rare and endangered animals, very rare, I was lucky to see it with my grandfather." ”

"Really?!"

Wei Yan understood why Xie Jiu had such a strange expression, and in other words, his feelings were quite complicated, he was purely chaotic. Wei Yan stammered, "That...... Then I'm calling it a crooked hit? ”

Xie Jiu nodded with a smile, his eyes and the corners of his mouth smiled crookedly at Wei Yan, looking at his stupid appearance, he reached out to wrap his arms around his neck, kissed him with a sigh, and then looked at him with a smile, and sneered: "Stupid."

Wei Yan smirked, scratched his head and said: "I just saw that its back is higher than its buttocks, and it is a bit of a camel to get a name, I can't imagine that it is really right!" Hehe...... Oops, it's over! ”

"What's wrong?" Xie Jiu was startled when he saw him, and hurriedly asked with concern. Wei Yan clapped his palms, his face was full of red light, and his expression couldn't tell whether he was happy or sad, maybe everything was contained in it. Wei Yan said: "Today's events are estimated to have been written into the living notes, so don't I leave my name in history?" I wonder if future generations will say that the moose was named after me? ”…… Silly! ”

Xie Jiu was helpless for a while, funny for a while, this stinky guy.

Wei Yan didn't have the heart to take care of these, but he was very cool by himself, muttering: "We are crossing over to Datang, fortunately, we are in Datang, if we travel to the primitive society, everyone runs away with bare butts and doesn't say anything, and the cognition of things is still in the groping stage, if I go through, hehe, the fish may not be called a fish, and the pig is not called a pig." ”

"What's that called?" Xie Jiu couldn't help but smile and asked curiously. Wei Yan said with a smug face: "It's not good to say, in short, all change the name!" Hmph, to put it bluntly, we're making history! ”

Xie Jiu laughed for a while, helpless for a while, and stretched out his hand to push him: "It's not dark yet, wake up, kid, daydreaming is an unacceptable behavior." ”