For several days, Hong Ji was playing soy sauce, drinking tea, and practicing axes in the Jin Mansion, but he was too bored and found that the whole Mansion was big, and his biggest Hong Chicken even made a few dice to play gambling.

But after a long time, no one will play with him, after all, it is his duty to lose some money to Hong Ji as a filial official, but if he loses too much, it is difficult to even support his family, and no one is happy. As for winning? No one is stupid enough to do that.

Hong Ji, who was so bored and lonely, looked up to the sky and sighed: "The world laughs at me for being too awesome, I laugh at the world for having eyesight, Fa Ge is difficult to rival again, and the loneliness is unbearable and empty." It's so empty! It's so empty. ”

Just when Hong Ji was intoxicated with his own lust and couldn't extricate himself, someone woke him up.

"Your Excellency!"

Hong Ji came back to his senses: "It turned out to be Ip Man!" Hey, don't you usually go to the city gate after lunch? ”

Seeing that Ye Man looked embarrassed and embarrassed, Hong Ji, who was very up-to-the-point, didn't understand: "There is a little girl appointment, do you want to take a leave?" They all understand, they all understand. What are the big men doing writhing and pinching! False I'm allowed! Giving you two days off and letting you fight all night without having to wake up early tomorrow, is that interesting? ”

said Ye Man's face was flushed, "My lord, you misunderstood, I didn't ask for leave to ......"

"Oh!" Hong Ji had an expression that understood everything: "It's not a date!" It should be a blind date! I understand, I understand, blind date, this is my experience, let's put it this way......"

The boredom of the past few days can make Hong Ji depressed, and it is rare to have a topic of interest, and Hong Ji can't stop opening his mouth.

Ip Man was embarrassed to hear it, but the chief had to listen to what he said, after all, whether he was allowed or not to leave was a matter of his words, and finally after listening to Hong Ji's "insight", Ip Man spoke, "My lord, you misunderstood, I asked for leave because of ......"

"Not a blind date? It's not a date, you won't be sick! Alas, brother, I have experience in this matter, so I don't need to be shy or ......."

Ip Man was finally forced to interrupt Hong Ji's words: "My lord, please listen to me!" ”

Hong Ji was stunned and said, "Say it! ”

"My mother is seriously ill and has no one to take care of her, so I want to take a day off to take my mother to the doctor."

"Huh? Don't you have a servant at home? ”

Ye Man's words really made Hong Ji stunned, after all, in his impression, there was no official who couldn't afford to hire a servant.

Seeing Hong Ji's ghostly expression, Ye Man sighed in his heart: "How can the eldest young master of a rich family understand our difficulties. ”

"My lord, my year's income is barely enough to support my family, so I really can't afford to hire a servant."

"Isn't it possible to embezzle?"

Hong Ji's natural appearance made Ye Man's face flush, if he hadn't had to take this errand to support his family, he would have turned his face with Hong Ji on the spot if he was so insulting, but the weight of reality made him bend over and said in a deep voice: "Please don't joke adults." ”

"Alright, alright! Look at your expression of being **, I approved your vacation, and approved you for an indefinite paid long vacation, when will your mother come back when she is sick! ”

"This ......"

"What, don't want to?"

"Thank you, sir!" It's just that his slightly trembling hand shows that his heart is not at peace at this time.

Suddenly, Hong Ji's eyes lit up, "Ye Wen, is it very interesting when you usually inspect the city gates?" ”

"My lord, I don't quite understand what you mean."

"Alas......" Hong Ji sighed lightly, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Let's go!" "There is a kind of loneliness that is hard to find and life is as lonely as snow.

After Ip Man left, the main haunt of Hongji became the major city gates.

On the city wall, or on the side of the road, watching a young or beautiful, or plump beauty get out of the car to accept his security check, and see that there are Mu and carry weapons with potential safety hazards or collude with the yellow turban to stolen goods.

On this day, Hong Ji, who was sitting on the Taishi's chair at the gate of the city and drinking tea, watched the soldiers implement their temporary regulations (asking the young lady in the carriage to get off the carriage for inspection), his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but comment:

"White skin and beautiful appearance, eyes with spring water, long legs and thin waist, seducing people to commit crimes. The hips are big and the breasts are not small, it can really be described as Maria in the Han Dynasty, and the bed is empty! ”

The handsome young man who was overindulged on the side couldn't help but say when he heard Hong Ji's words: "Brother Tai is really insightful, dare to ask Brother Tai's name?" ”

Although the Hong Ji who said it was very familiar, he couldn't think of it for a while, and he didn't pay attention to who took it, and said: "I am the Yushu who is known as the East and the West, and the Yushu Linfeng Shengpan An, and the little silver worm Hong Chicken in the waves of a pear flower pressing the begonia!" ”

"Wow! Admire, admire! ”

"It seems that Your Excellency is also a fellow believer, you look at the little lady, exuding a commotion of desire and dissatisfaction, at this time we called a vote of people to pretend to enter the city to block everyone's sight......"

"And then?" The young man is also a studious person, and he can't help asking.

"Hehe, then I approached under the cover of everyone, touched her buttocks, and when the little lady panicked and wanted to scream, she ripped off the silky Luo skirt, revealing the white and cloudy pants, how dare the little lady scream under the tearing of the Luo skirt for everyone to watch."

The more Hong Ji spoke, the more energetic he became, and the more the young people listened, the more energetic they became.

"And then?"

"Then our people deliberately pretended not to see me and the little lady surrounded me in a small space, I hugged the little lady, took off her clothes, surrounded by everyone, how dare she speak out and let everyone look at her spring light, ashamed and tearful, I saw pity to remove the dirty pants she was protecting, and then ......"

Then Hong Ji let out a lewd laugh that everyone understood, and turned his head to look at the young man who was talking: "What does Brother Tai think?" ”

"Wonderful! Brother Tai can really be described as the leader of the lewdness! THE TITLE OF THE LITTLE YIN INSECT IN THE WAVES IS TOO UNDERESTIMATED BROTHER TAI. ”

"Hahaha! It seems that the virtuous brother is also a fellow believer, how about we have the opportunity to exchange experiences?"

"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, how about today?"

"This ......"

Hong Ji couldn't help but hesitate, after all, he was a respected and feared member of the court, in case he was framed by a traitor, he went to the land of Fengyue during his work hours, and his official position was not guaranteed, not to mention what if the conversation rose, he was burned with lust and nowhere to vent?

"What's the difficulty with Brother Tai?" Seeing Hong Ji's hesitant look, the young man asked.

"Brother Xian, don't hide it, I'm the city guard, I'm still at work, but it's not good to leave my post without permission, it just so happens that I'll take a break tomorrow, why don't I make an appointment in the east?"

The young man couldn't help but look at a Hong Ji, nodded and said, "It's okay!" Where is the covenant? ”

Hong Ji was asked, he wanted to say that he was in a brothel, and in the end, he couldn't get off the stage because he was uncomfortable, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and said, "What if you make an appointment at your house?" When the time comes, call your beautiful wife and maid and have an exchange. ”

The young man looked at Hong Ji in a daze, as if he had discovered a new continent, and the young man's mood at this time can be summed up in one sentence from Zhuge Liang: "I have never seen such a brazen person!" ”