Ma Xiaoquan held back the words back in his stomach and responded: "Got it!" ”

Wang Yun looked at Ma Xiaoquan inexplicably, Ma Xiaoquan shook his head helplessly, and said, "Let's go to Dong Zhuo's place first!" ”

The two of them rushed to the Taiwei Palace in the same carriage, and as soon as Ma Xiaoquan got off the car, he heard someone shouting in the distance.

Ma Xiaoquan sent Dong Zhuo's subordinates and asked, "What's going on?" ”

"Back to my lord, the slave doesn't know!"

Ma Xiaoquan was helpless, waved his hand, and strode into the palace.

In the palace, Dong Zhuo was lying on a cork couch, crying out ouch, and when he saw Ma Xiaoquan enter the door, he hurriedly pretended to be a grandson and cried: "Lord Shangxian help, Lord Shangxian help." ”

"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan felt strange, how could this Dong Zhuo lie on his stomach.

"What's wrong with you?"

Li Ru answered: "Lord Taiwei was hunting on a horse a few days ago, and he accidentally injured his hip."

Ma Xiaoquan sighed and stepped forward to take a look.

This is an ordinary injury, obviously a knife wound.

Ma Xiaoquan looked at Li Ru with disdain, and said, "You just make it up for me, let's say, what's the matter with Xiao Dong's ass?" ”

Li Ru's eyebrows moved, and just as he was about to speak, Dong Zhuo cried: "Lord Shangxian doesn't know, that Wufu Woodyu, I usually treat him well, but I didn't expect that the guy will take revenge."

Dong Zhuo cried tears and snot, but what he said was foaming at the mouth, and even Li Ru beside him involuntarily took a step back.

"Alright, I see, what do you want now?"

Dong Zhuo blushed and said cheekily: "It would be great if I also had the immortal body of the Immortal Lord." ”

Ma Xiaoquan understood, after a long time, you kid snooped on your Ma Ye and my immortal body, okay, then I will play you a good trick on your Ma Ye.

Ma Xiaoquan pretended to be pondering, and after a while, he said: "Xiao Dong, this immortal body is the art of the immortal family, I think I practiced this for several years before I realized the essence in it." Besides, if you want to practice immortality, you must first practice the art of immortality. Xiao Dong, you are still injured, I'm afraid you can't practice. ”

When Dong Zhuo heard this, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "I can practice, I can practice, I can definitely practice, Lord Shangxian, I will practice how you say!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and said: "First of all, get up every day, stand up, twist your butt ten times in front of the people around you, twist while twisting, and recite the mantra at the same time, this mantra is called "immortality", and the immortal will tell you for a while; Secondly, the immortal knows that you can't quit women, so he doesn't force you, every time you finish it, you must be naked, bow to your woman, and say 'thank you, boss'; third, and most importantly, this immortal will refine some elixir for you to eat in the future, and there will be no problem. Also, remember, sincerity is spirituality. ”

Dong Zhuo didn't seem to understand, Li Ru stepped forward and whispered a few words, and Dong Zhuo's face showed embarrassment.

"What? I don't want to, that's okay, anyway, you mortals, you can't experience the happiness of immortality."

Ma Xiaoquan said, pretending to turn his head to leave.

Li Ru hurriedly stepped forward to stop Ma Xiaoquan, squeezed his soybean-sized eyes and said, "Huh? Lord Shangxian, don't go, Lord Taiwei, he agreed. ”

Ma Xiaoquan turned around, glanced at Dong Zhuo, and said, "Really agreed?" ”

Dong Zhuo looked bitter, pursed his lips, and said, "If Lord Shangxian says, I will do it." ”

"By the way, Xiao Dong, there is one more thing I would like you, I have to find something this time!" Ma Xiaoquan said, took out a piece of silk silk from his arms, and the pattern on the silk silk was copied by Ma Xiaoquan according to the sketch of the solar recorder left by Huang Jingming.

"You follow this picture, go down, look for it, there is news, sue me!"

Dong Zhuo couldn't get up, so he could only let Li Ru take the silk silk and say yes again and again

Far away from the Taiwei Mansion, Wang Yun finally couldn't help laughing.

"Lord Shangxian, you are so born, you actually made such a decision, haha"

Ma Xiaoquan had a straight face and said, "When did this immortal tell a lie, if you don't believe it, you can also try!" ”

Wang Yun was startled and speechless, but in his heart, he also secretly began to decide something.

The injury on Dong Zhuo's buttocks recovered quickly, mainly because he was too fat, and Wu Fu's three knives were said to have been pierced to the buttocks, but in fact, they were only superficial flesh wounds.

In less than half a month, Dong Zhuo's ass was almost fine.

On this day, after Dong Zhuo got up early, he suddenly remembered the "immortal decision" taught by Lord Shangxian, so he called the people to stop and stand in a row.

A group of subordinates looked at Dong Zhuo at a loss.

I saw Dong Zhuo stretch his waist, and then, walking in front of the first subordinate, twisted his fat waist, and sang while twisting back: "Three circles on the left and three circles on the right, twist your neck and twist your buttocks, go to bed early and get up early, let's do exercise."

Dong Zhuo's twisting made this subordinate frightened and frightened, and at the same time, this subordinate wanted to laugh.

But he couldn't laugh, so he had to hold back and watch Dong Zhuo finish twisting.

Next and next

At the end of the morning, Dong Zhuo twisted everyone down, the song "Immortality", Dong Zhuo slept and said in his sleep, and the words in his sleep were all backwards, which made the women around Dong Zhuo frightened one by one, thinking that he had fallen into something evil.

However, the butt twisting dance was too tiring for Dong Zhuo after all, and within a few days, Dong Zhuo reduced the number of people who watched him twist his butt to a few people around him, Li Ru counted one, Dong Zhuo's younger brother counted one, and Dong Zhuo's wife also counted one, from the previous 40 people to the current 10 people.

As soon as the court meeting ended, Dong Zhuo clamored for Li Ru to watch him dance "immortality".

Li Ru's eyelids have been jumping non-stop, since Dong Zhuo began to dance "Immortality", he has become the first person to be the best, he doesn't say anything every day, and he has to help his father-in-law improve his movements, after a period of improvement, not to mention Dong Zhuo, it is Li Ru, who is obsessed with "Immortality". Dong Zhuo is as fat as a pig, but Li Ru is as thin as a monkey, this fat and thin twisted up, the joy was repeated, and within a few days, Dong Zhuo's subordinates took leave to seek medical treatment one after another, and inquired privately, all of them were holding back their illness and not daring to laugh.

Dong Zhuo's younger brother is different, this guy who drinks and meat every day has already hollowed out his body, how can he have the leisure to go crazy with his brother. But there is no way, my own qiē is given by my brother, so I can only watch my brother jump with one eye open and one eye closed.

Dong Zhuo's old lady can't stand it even more, you said that an old lady whose soil has been buried to her neck needs to enjoy her old age in a clean and peaceful way, but I didn't expect Dong Zhuo, a dead child, to come over every day and twist her buttocks, and every time the old lady sees Dong Zhuo, she stiffens her eighties-year-old bones, and chases and beats with a cane, which makes Dong Zhuo very depressed, but even so, Dong Zhuo is still a thief and asks his mother to dance his "immortality" every day.

Life at night is even more exciting.

This night, Dong Zhuo had just finished refreshing, and suddenly remembered the instructions of Lord Shangxian, and hurriedly stood up naked.

The slave girl was startled and covered herself with a quilt in horror.

Dong Zhuo's old face flushed, bowed deeply to the female slave, and then said, "Thank you, boss!" ”

"Huh~~" When did the slave girl get so stimulated, she fainted all of a sudden

In the following ten days, every time Dong Zhuo summoned a female slave, he had to say respectfully to people afterwards: Thank you, boss.

After several times in a row, a story circulated among a female slave in Dong Zhuo's captivity - whoever can make Dong Lao Fat shout "Thank you boss" several times in a row is the eldest sister among them

"Presumptuous! ~" Dong Zhuo slapped the table, blew his beard and scolded with glare, since he knew this story, Dong Zhuo was ashamed of himself.

"Father-in-law, father-in-law, angry!" Li Ru persuaded, "Father-in-law, bear with the sea and the sky for a while." Lord Shangxian has already explained, sincerity is spirit, sincerity is spirit"

Dong Zhuo complained: "But Li Ru, I'm too miserable, and now I have no dignity at all." ”

Li Ru continued to persuade: "As long as my father-in-law endures this time and his mood naturally calms down, then there is anything that can't be done?" ”

Li Ru said this, in fact, he also had his selfish intentions, and he also listened to the three things that Lord Shangxian explained that day, so these days, Li Ru secretly went home and practiced "immortality". As for the "Thank you boss", Li Ru has the heart but not the courage, after all, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law, although the wife in the family is ugly like his father, but he still has to wait for the long and short wife with a pleasant face every day, thinking of this, Li Ru felt sad in his heart

Li Ruxin said: The essence of immortality that the immortal master has practiced for several years to realize, I'm stupid, I have practiced for ten or eight years, there will always be an effect, and when I practice, watch the ugly woman grow old day by day, almost, my father-in-law will agree to let me take two more concubines, hehe

Time passed day by day, Dong Zhuo was still carrying out his atrocities, this qiē, Ma Xiaoquan naturally saw it, but because he could not destroy the course of history, Ma Xiaoquan had to wait, waiting quietly.

During this time, Ma Xiaoquan also took Xiu'er, Miaoyu, Hua Lin and Diao Chan out to find out the whereabouts of the solar recorder, but there were no clues.

That night, Ma Xiaoquan looked at the information sent to him by Ming in the bedroom.

At that time, before returning from the crossing, Ming issued a notice to Ma Xiaoquan that the information was all in Hanyu Pinyin because he was afraid of leakage.

Although Ma Xiaoquan is an engineering student, he is also good at learning Chinese pinyin, so it doesn't seem to be too difficult.

"It is said in the official history that Dong Zhuo will die when he arrives in Chang'an, and now he is only 189 years old, and there are almost two years left."

Ma Xiaoquan looked at the information helplessly.

"Knock knock", there was a knock on the door.

Ma Xiaoquan quickly put away the information and opened the door.

"Huh? Diao? It's so late, why don't you sleep? ”

Diao Chan smiled, saluted Ma Xiaoquan, and said, "Lord Shangxian has worked hard, and Cicada specially stewed chicken soup."

Ma Xiaoquan was stunned, there is such a good thing?

"Come in, come in!" Ma Xiaoquan pulled Diao Chan into the house.

Lonely men and widows, living in the same room, suddenly became awkward.

Ma Xiaoquan drank the chicken soup with a smile, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Diao Chan blinking at him with a pair of bright eyes, and his eyes revealed a trace of affection.

"Mingfa's old boy said that he couldn't destroy history, and he didn't say that he couldn't touch the women in history, damn it, this Diao Chan is also one of the four beauties, Master Ma, if I hey her today, wouldn't it be cool."

Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan took the initiative to approach Diao Chan, and then gently pulled Diao Chan's shoulders and asked, "Diao Chan, are you willing to be a woman of this immortal?" ”

Diao Chan, a girl who has not been deeply involved in the world and has no personnel, where does she understand so much, this immortal has said so, how can she disagree with a weak woman.

Diao Chan's heart was like a deer, and he said: "Slave slave slave doesn't know"

Ma Xiaoquan looked at Diao Chan's shy appearance, and suddenly came to desire~~ fire. He picked up Diao Chan and put it on the couch, ready to turn over the clouds and rain, at this moment, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly felt extremely painful in his heart.

"Uh~~" Ma Xiaoquan covered his chest and gasped for breath.

"Lord Shangxian~" Diao Chan looked at Ma Xiaoquan in horror.

Ma Xiaoquan's face turned pale, and he exhaled and said, "Diao Chan, you go out first, this immortal suddenly feels that he is about to make a breakthrough in cultivation." ”

Diao Chan is still a simple girl after all, so she mumbled, got dressed, and went out gently.

"Bang", the moment the door closed, Ma Xiaoquan's heart suddenly didn't hurt anymore.

"What's going on? Why is this happening? Ma Xiaoquan covered his heart and said puzzledly, "Could it be that there is something wrong with the heart of time?" ”

Modern Society - Underworld: Floating Water City.

Tomorrow Xin looked at his sister lying on the hospital bed, and he was very worried, and next to him, stood Ryoko Asakura.

"Tianxin, you say, can Yue'er wake up?"

Tomorrow Xin shook his head: "Father said, Yue'er has worked hard to become like this, in this case, only wait for Ma Xiaoquan's stinky boy to come back, and the bell must be tied to the bell."

The two of them said and walked out of the hospital room.

On the hospital bed, Mingyuexin was still lying quietly, and suddenly, she actually made an angry expression, although her eyes were closed, but the angry expression was so real, as if her boyfriend was good to other women, let herself see it, and be jealous.

Outside the ward, Tomorrow Xin told Mingfa who was standing outside the door about his sister's situation.

Mingfa sighed, shook his head and said: "It's all Ma Xiaoquan, this stinky boy, who ate Lao Tzu's daughter and wiped it clean, and tortured Lao Tzu's daughter like this, waiting for this kid to come back, beat him well, no, absolutely not, I have to beat him eight times a day"

Tomorrow's heart is beside her, Ryoko Asakura purses her lips to prevent herself from laughing, seeing that she can't help it, tomorrow's heart stops Ryoko Asakura into her arms.

"Father, I'll go first with Ryoko!"

Mingfa said impatiently: "Let's go, let's go!" ”

Tomorrow, the heart hurriedly hugged Ryoko Asakura and ran.

Looking at his son's back, Mingfa suddenly smiled: "Stinky boy, why have you been enlightened recently." That's right, this is my Mingfa's son."

Tomorrow, when Shin sent Ryoko Asakura to the door of the apartment, he reluctantly let go of his hand.

"Why don't you go up and sit down?"

When I heard it tomorrow, I blushed, but I still obediently followed Ryoko Asakura into the dormitory

PS: Convention, Chapter 20, add a thousand more words, do the math, more than 1300 words, Xiao Jue did his best, let's have a show! There will be a shift in the afternoon.