Eighty-fifth Absolutely
Xiaomei, the maid on the side, also widened her eyes and looked at Qin Ze with some disbelieving. She also couldn't understand why Qin Ze appeared here at this time.
She glanced back at her young lady and found that Li Shiyun's face was a little pale, and she was about to cry when her eyes were red.
"Does he really want to deal with that pair?" Li Shiyun also noticed the movement below, although her face was pale at this time, her tone was still unhurried.
Qin Ze really wanted to be right, no matter how much the shopkeeper Wang persuaded him, he had already made up his mind. So in the end, the shopkeeper couldn't resist Qin Ze, and ordered someone to go up and look at the pair.
At this time, those who were still eating on the second floor also stopped their chopsticks. They all gathered around Qin Ze, ready to see how Qin Ze responded.
This kind of thing is not a common thing, and it is natural for them to come and join in the fun.
Taking advantage of the time when the shopkeeper Wang ordered someone to open the pair, Qin Ze asked the shopkeeper Wang: "The kid doesn't know something, and he asks the shopkeeper to answer it." ”
Shopkeeper Wang had already given up and continued to persuade Qin Ze, and he couldn't help but shake his head in his heart. Looking at him, Qin Ze is another person who sells his reputation and reputation, and he doesn't have any real talent at all. Now I want to face the pair, but it's just an impulse.
This approach naturally made the shopkeeper a little unhappy in his heart, and now when he heard that Qin Ze had something to ask himself, he also replied impatiently: "What's the matter?" ”
"The rule of this aggregate building is that you can eat a free meal if you make a pair, I don't know if it's for one person or if Qin can bring someone else?"
Of course, Qin Ze had to bring others in, otherwise, with his current strength, it would be impossible to fight against Cui Ling. The only thing that can make Cui Ling jealous is the reputation of their Cui family, so these days Qin Ze will let Erhu find more than a dozen beggars.
These homeless beggars have one of the biggest advantages, that is, the news is spread very quickly, and it can be said that as long as they are mastered, they are equivalent to mastering the public opinion of the entire Chang'an. And Man Chang'an is not afraid of him, and the Cui family is the only one who has these people.
Didn't he Cui Ling say that whoever has that rabbit shoulder purple pen will marry whom?
Qin Ze wanted to see how he could go on with this excuse.
"Qin Gongzi is just for a meal?" Shopkeeper Wang was also a little confused, he couldn't understand what Qin Ze was trying to do.
In the past, everyone who came to the pair wanted to make a name for themselves. But when it came to Qin Ze, it became just for a meal?
"Don't you care about this pair?" Qin Ze looked puzzled, and thought that there was a mistake in the situation he had mastered.
If you don't care, that's a bit bad. The dishes in this building are notoriously expensive, and if he can only go up by himself, he won't have the money to invite those beggars to eat.
"Is this boy really for a meal?" The eldest brother who spoke before was also a little confused. Looking at Qin Ze in a daze, he asked.
Qin Ze spread his hands and said that this is not the case. This look of course, I saw that the people around me gasped.
Who in this Chang'an doesn't know the status of the pair of the aggregate building in the hearts of the readers, it is almost the same as being admitted to the fame. That is a supreme glory, and it can be said that if anyone can come out, at least in the literati circle of Chang'an, he can be regarded as famous and famous.
can listen to Qin Ze's meaning, this guy is just for a meal for this pair, what kind of system can this become.
"If Childe is for a meal, why bother to open this pair?" Shopkeeper Wang was also a little indignant at this time, Qin Ze had completely become a vexatious person in his eyes.
Cui Ling on the side also snorted coldly at this time, looked at Qin Ze with disdain and said, "It's just a child in the market, just arrogant." ”
"Brother Cui said this, do you believe that you can match this pair?" Qin Ze listened to Cui Ling's words, but he was not annoyed, and the smile on his face became thicker and thicker.
"If you are too poor to pay for this meal, I can give you a charity or two, how about it?" Cui Ling took the money bag from the servant on the side as he spoke, and shook it in front of Qin Ze very exaggeratedly.
The little two who went to the roof have already opened a pair of hanging pairs. Qin Ze didn't bother to glance at Cui Ling, but turned his gaze to the pair.
"East and west sprinkle people, two points in the east and three points in the west."
This is a split word pair, and the word "frozen and sprinkled" is written in this couplet. East plus two points, that is, frozen. West plus three points, that is, sprinkling.
It's unfortunate that this pair Qin Ze really can. At that moment, my heart quietly settled down.
Looking back at Cui Ling again, Qin Ze smiled, and suddenly said: "I have long heard that Cui Gongzi has only known people, and the kid still wants to ask for a word or two, so that the kid can be convinced to know what kind of knowledge it takes to go up to the third floor." ”
Where would Cui Ling not be able to hear what Qin Ze meant, where would he be able to get the right pair of this aggregation building. Qin Ze was clearly laughing at him when he said this, and he was not qualified to go up to the third floor at all.
At that moment, the hand holding the money bag was also stiff, and a face suddenly became gloomy.
"If you can't go up to the third floor, you can't have the final say, although I can't match this pair, but I don't believe you can match this pair." Cui Ling's face was gloomy, and he didn't know how many times he wanted to kill Qin Ze in his heart.
He is a dignified young master of the Cui family, one of the three great talents in Chang'an, and he will be looked down upon by a little Jiupin joining the army, and he can't help it no matter how good his cultivation is.
"Cui Gongzi doesn't believe it?" Qin Ze's tone changed, but he didn't wait for Cui Ling to speak, and continued: "It's okay, anyway, I don't believe in Cui Gongzi, and it can be regarded as a flat." ”
"Hmph, ignorance." Cui Ling snorted coldly and spit out two words.
"Ignorance or ignorance is not the turn of Cui Gongzi to comment." Qin Ze moved his gaze to the shopkeeper Wang on the side, and asked again, "Shopkeeper Wang doesn't know the problem below?" ”
"If you can match up a pair, I will give you a table to eat, and you can invite whoever you want. It's just ......" The shopkeeper Wang paused slightly when he said this, and then glanced at Qin Ze before continuing: "It's just that if you can't come out, don't come to my gathering building in the future." ”
This is a bit heavy, and it also means that the shopkeeper Wang is really angry.
In fact, it was really not that Qin Ze deliberately tarnished the innocence of the reader, but that he didn't feel how superior the scholar was from his heart. More than 1,000 years later, Shinong Industry and Commerce have been completely reversed.
Therefore, in his heart, Qin Ze didn't think that readers were sacred, and his disrespect naturally made these readers unhappy.
Therefore, it is understandable for the shopkeeper Wang to say this, and Qin Ze also knows this truth, so he nodded and smiled at the moment and agreed.
"Not only can't I come, but I think I have to engrave my name on the roof, so as to warn those who don't know how to read." Cui Ling also sneered, looking at Qin Ze's eyes with more and more disdain.
When Qin Ze heard this, he didn't refute it, but opened his mouth and spit out four words.
"Cutter Divide."
"Huh?"
Cui Ling, who was still preparing to continue to mock Qin Ze on the side, was suddenly stunned.
He originally thought that Qin Ze would open his mouth to salute him again, but he didn't expect to spit out these four strange words.
The shopkeeper Wang, who was different from Cui Ling's side, suddenly brightened his eyes, because he suddenly found that this "cutting knife dividing customers" and the "things spilling people" in the couplet that had been opened were somewhat similar.
"Things are sprinkled with people, and knives are divided. Well, it's a bit of a battle. The shopkeeper looked up at the pair, and sang unconsciously.
Cui Ling, who was still laughing wildly on the side, also reacted, and when he looked up, he found that Qin Ze was reading the first four words of the next couplet. At the moment, the words that were ready to be ridiculed in his mouth could no longer be said.
Among the onlookers, there are also people who know how to read together. also discovered the ingenuity of Qin Ze's four words, and immediately became interested. Hurriedly urged Qin Ze.
"These four words of this son are wonderful, I don't know if there is a following?"
"It's been almost two years since this pair was put here, and this is the first time someone has played a half-run."
"That's it, don't provoke me to wait, let's just say it."
In the face of everyone's urging, Qin Ze was still unhurried, with a smile on his face, but he looked at Cui Ling and said: "In Chang'an, there is neither merit nor poetry, where can I compare to Cui Gongzi." I just don't know what Cui Gongzi thinks of my four words "cutting knives and dividing customers"? ”
Cui Ling else how can he look at it, he didn't see that his face was already red, and he didn't know whether he was annoyed and angry, or ashamed. In short, he has a big red face, but he can't say a word when he opens his mouth.
"Haha, it seems that I, a market boy, still can't get into the eyes of Cui Gongzi."
Qin Ze said that, he laughed again, but anyone could hear the sarcasm in his tone.
After saying this, Qin Ze raised his steps to avoid Xiao Er, who was blocking him, stepped up two steps, and said, "The cutter is divided into seven knives." ”
The little second who stopped him originally wanted to stop Qin Ze, but he was stopped by the shopkeeper Wang on the side. Don't say anything about Cui Gongzi now, there is only Qin Ze left in his eyes now.
"Cutter divides passengers into seven knives ......"
"Wonderful, aren't these seven knives just cutting words?"
"It's so simple, why didn't I think of it?"
The pair is like this, when you can't think of it, you find it extremely difficult, but once someone comes out. Everyone will think that this thing is so simple.
Qin Ze also laughed even more vigorously when he saw everyone's sudden realization. This time, he still only spoke half a sentence, and stopped in place again. looked at Cui Ling above, and asked again, "I wonder what Cui Gongzi thinks?" ”
Although his heart was about to run wild, Cui Ling still held back his anger. Try to pretend to be normal and say, "It's good." ”
"It's an honor to be appreciated by the genius of Chang'an."
"You~!"
Cui Ling lifted it up in one breath, and almost didn't suffocate himself.
Qin Ze didn't seem to be embarrassed by Cui Ling, and still walked up two steps to himself, and said again: "The cutter divides the passengers, seven knives and eight knives. ”
This time he said the complete pair, leaving only a smiling face for the rest to savor slowly.