Chapter 53: Drunkenness

The dumb man drank in a hurry, and the wine went into his stomach with a grunt, and then sat there with a frown. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

As soon as Lao Hei tasted it, he spit out the wine with a "poof", and scolded in his mouth: "You turtle grandson, don't poison Lao Tzu!" ”

Qingshan also wanted to vomit, but he glanced at it and found that Tang Ge's face was not very good-looking, so he had to swallow the wine hard. I want to say something but I don't know how to say it.

Tang Ge took a sip, the wine was sour and astringent, slightly alcoholic, and the taste was indeed not too good. Especially for people who have never drunk alcohol, it is not an exaggeration to say that this thing is directly associated with poison.

Tang Ge looked at the three people with disdain and said, "Wine, it's not like this!" ”

Qingshan frowned and asked, "How should I drink it?" ”

Tang Ge took another sip and said lightly: "Drink in small sips like me, but I know you can't get used to it, just add some honey to the wine." ”

The Aoyama family also has honey, so I added a little to the wine and took a sip carefully, and the taste was indeed much better. But it's still not as good as it could be. So you're welcome, and asked directly: "It's a little delicious, but it's still a little sour." Shi Wazi, this is what you said about good things that can be sold all over the world? ”

Tang Ge smiled: "That's it." But the beauty of this stuff isn't that it's good or bad. ”

Lao Hei asked, "What nonsense!" Just tell me where the benefits are. ”

Lao Hei is a thatched pit mouth, Tang Ge didn't mind, and asked, "You take a big sip and try how you feel?" ”

Lao Hei picked up the bowl, dried the small half bowl in one bite, closed his eyes and felt it for a while, and said in surprise: "The stomach is warm." ”

Tang Ge smiled: "That's right, the magic is still to come." ”

There are a lot of people who have the idea of Tang Ge wine. At this time, there was already a group of people around, you and I tasted it one by one, and they all said that it was not as good as honey water. Shake her head in disappointment.

Tang Ge didn't care either. The dog's eyes don't know gold and jade, so if you don't drink it, you will save me. When you know the beauty of wine, I'm afraid that I will ask you to drink it for you.

Lao Hei also left, leaving Qingshan and Dumb to accompany Tang Ge.

Tang Ge's wine was not sweetened, and he tasted the sour wine syrup in one sip. Qingshan wanted to see where the magic of this wine was because he had the artifacts made by Tang Ge before, so he also accompanied Tang Ge to drink. As for the dumb guy, this guy probably did think that the wine with honey tasted good, and poured bowl after bowl into his stomach.

The wine made by Tang Ge is not sweetened, so the degree is not high. But no matter how low the degree is, it is also wine, how can a person who has never drunk alcohol stand up to the dumb way of drinking. So it didn't take long for the dumb man to get drunk.

When a person is drunk, he is easily excited, and when he is excited, he talks a lot. But the dumb man couldn't speak, so he danced and gestured, Qingshan frowned and looked at it for a long time, and he didn't know what the dumb man was referring to, and the dumb anxious "Abba Aba" voice was shouted higher and higher, and it was almost a tone with the quarrel.

The clansmen didn't know what was going on, and they all looked at Tang Ge's table in surprise. Seeing that the gesture was useless, the mute stood up in a hurry, but who knew that he stood violently and fell to the ground with his buttocks, causing the tribesmen to laugh. The dumb man didn't mind, staggered up, and continued to gesture, but there was already a drunken fist under his feet. The clansmen were startled and gathered around to ask what was wrong with the dumb man and whether he was poisoned. Tang Ge hurriedly explained: "It's not poisoning, it's drunk." Drinking too much alcohol is like that. Then he said to Aoyama, "The dumb man has already realized the beauty of wine, but he can't give him any more wine." What about you? How do you feel? ”

Qingshan was also a little dizzy, but the strength of the wine had not yet come up, and his thinking was still normal. Shaking his head, he said, "It's just a little dizzy, and everything else is fine." Shi Wazi, is the dumb really poisoned? ”

Tang Ge shook his head and said affirmatively: "Of course it's not poisoning. He's drunk too much and that's it, and ah, you see how happy the dumb man is now. ”

The mute man was indeed very happy, laughing happily at everyone's eyes, staggering under his feet, hugging the clansmen around him one by one, and even biting on the old black face, angry old black wow wow yelled. Since Tang Ge said that the mute was fine, the clansmen were relieved, and everyone happily watched the mute look like a foreigner, and the atmosphere was very lively.

After a bowl of wine, Tang Ge was also a little drunk. If you want to talk about this wine, where is it delicious? People who are good drinkers like the smoky feeling after drinking. At this time, Tang Ge was in a good mood, and when he looked at Qingshan again, he was already sitting there and smirking.

Tang Ge, who was full of alcohol, pulled a clansman next to him and let him drink. If the clansmen don't drink, Tang Ge said that he would make a drinking order with him, and if he didn't understand the complicated teaching, then rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will drink. There are games that win or lose the most to attract men's hearts, so they played with Tang Ge in twos and threes, Tang Ge lost a sip, and they lost a bowl. It didn't take long for the thirty or forty catties of wine jar to go down halfway, and Tang Ge successfully put down six more people.

Tang Ge, who felt that he had completed the task, held a large pot of meat and bones to gnaw. Looking at a few drunken people, some people are staggering, some people are screaming and jumping, some people are shooting around to catch who is training whom, and there are sullen people like Qingshan who sit and giggle, they are really full of foreign appearances and jokes.

Men are competitive, watching other people look foreign, and those who don't drink are pointing at jokes next to them, despising them for not drinking well, and if they drink themselves, they will definitely not be like this. So some people were not convinced, and then they started betting to see how many bowls you could drink. Not a big deal, a jar of wine is gone, and there are several more drunks. Everyone finally tasted the beauty of some wine, but the wine was gone, and now the sub-clansmen stopped doing it. How can a festive day sweep everyone's excitement, Tang Ge waved his hand, and generously approved to hold two more altars, which sent everyone away.

On this day, the tribe was very lively, and the drunk people were unpresumptuous, and the half-drunk were unprecedentedly happy. But Tang Ge was bitter, three jars of wine, and drunk the clansmen regardless of men and women. Tang Ge was looking at it happily, and those who were drunk in the family accused Tang Ge of casting demon magic and letting Tang Ge collect evil magic. The fat witch also scolded Tang Ge severely, and Tang Ge had no choice but to run home in disgrace, thinking that he was safe now. Who knew that there was a guy who drank too much and went home to beat his daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law couldn't beat him, so he ran to Tang Ge's house and beat Tang Ge to vent his anger. The angry Tang Ge almost smashed all the wine jars, but after thinking about it, he was still reluctant, so he had to point at Adam and lose his temper, scolding these primitive people who didn't know what to do, and swore that even if they knelt down and begged themselves, they would never give them a drop of wine again.

The next day, there were many more staggering and pale people in the tribe. When these people saw the other clansmen, they would smile embarrassedly, and then hurriedly walked away. These are all things that I drank a lot yesterday, and I drank a lot of them, and I ended up looking foreign.

If there is revenge, it is not a gentleman. Tang Ge got up early in the morning, didn't even eat, drank two bowls of wine on an empty stomach, moved a stool, and ran to Huzi's house and sat at the door of his house. It was this guy who drank too much yesterday and beat his daughter-in-law, but his daughter-in-law beat Tang Ge again.

Tang Ge didn't speak, just stared at Huzi's house in a daze. The tribesmen in the tribe didn't care if Tang Ge pointed at him, he had to ask for an explanation for anything he said today. Huzi and his family hid at home and didn't dare to go out, so they could only send his child Xiaohu out to explore the wind.

Xiaohu is five or six years old, and it is the time when he is innocent and lively. The little guy jumped up and down to Tang Ge's side, and he didn't turn a corner when he spoke, and asked Tang Ge directly: "Brother Shi, my parents asked me to ask you when you are leaving." ”

The rules of the rivers and lakes will not cause trouble to the family. Tang Ge touched Xiaohu's head and said gently: "You go and tell your parents, just say that Brother Shi won't leave." ”

The innocent little tiger jumped back to answer.

Not long after, Dayang also came. This kid drove an owl on his shoulder, carried a dead mouse in his hand, and triumphantly went straight to Tang Ge. Tang Ge looked confused, and he didn't know what this kid was doing.

Da Yang stood beside Tang Ge, shook the dead mouse in his hand, and said to Tang Ge proudly: "My family Ermao caught it." ”

Tang Ge didn't raise his eyelids, and said casually: "How do you know that it caught it." ”

Dayang said: "Of course I know, I watched my Ermao catch it and give it to me." ”

Tang Ge said: "Very good. Your Ermao is very filial, and he knows that he caught a mouse for you to eat. You are also very filial, and you know to show it to me quickly. ”

Da Yangqi's neck and face were flushed, and he shouted angrily: "Little stone, are you looking for trouble!" ”

Tang Ge gave him a roll of his eyes, and he didn't even bother to explain.

Da Yang's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Little stone, I heard that you were beaten by others?" Isn't it serious? ”

Tang Ge said: "I was beaten, but it's not serious." So I still have the strength to beat you. ”

Da Yang gritted his teeth and glared at Tang Ge desperately, seemingly considering whether to come up and fight Tang Ge. I don't know what he thinks, anyway, he glared at Tang Ge for a long time before he snorted coldly, shook the dead mouse in his hand and went back.

The sun is rising higher and higher, and there are more and more people watching the excitement, and there is already a large group of people surrounded behind Tang Ge. Everyone knows that Tang Ge was beaten by Huzi's daughter-in-law yesterday, and Tang Ge actually came to block the door early this morning. The news spread faster and faster, and everyone who was idle wanted to know how this thing ended.

Near noon, Qingguo also came, and this guy probably sneaked out of the doll hole. Before he got to Tang Ge's side, he complained: "Stone, you haven't played with me for a long time." ”

Tang Ge scolded: "Play and play, you know how to play, haven't you seen me beaten up!" ”

Qingguo said disdainfully: "Aren't you bragging, you can fight, I don't believe that you are so honest that you will not fight back." ”

Tang Ge touched his nose embarrassedly and said, "I want to fight back, but who knows that Alain's stinky girl is too good to beat... ”

The clansmen burst into laughter, and someone shouted, "Little stone, don't be afraid of being ashamed." I can't beat that mother-in-law. And the laughter was louder.