Chapter 44: The Theory of Time Relativity, Zhang Baotong

Professor Yu nodded, kissed Xiuxiu for a while, and said, "You are looking for me for tutoring and tutoring, you have found the right one." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info You have to understand and remember what I said, and it will definitely be eight or nine when you take the exam. Xiuxiu said, "Otherwise, I will ask you to tutor me at any cost." However, Professor Yu said, "Don't take seriously what I told you about a 100 yuan per hour tutoring fee, I'm playing with you." But Xiuxiu said, "But I take it seriously, because you have given me time, imparted knowledge, and are worth the money, how can I not be paid?" ”

Professor Yu kissed Xiuxiu's face again and said, "As long as you are good to me, I am willing to tutor you." Let me say to you this way, what I lack and need is not money, and the money I earn cannot be spent or spent, what I really lack and need is the affection and love of women. ”

Xiuxiu nodded and said, "Could it be that your lover treats you badly?" Professor Yu said, "That's not it, but what a man needs is not just the affection and love of his wife, because that kind of affection and love is very monotonous and limited after all, and sometimes he needs to be with the woman he likes or a confidante." For example, it's like you and I are together. ”

At this time, Xiuxiu said that it was not too early and she was going to invite Professor Yu out for dinner. Professor Yu took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, it was already seven o'clock, and said, "Oh, oh no, the college is urging me to hand in the list of students in the afternoon." Xiuxiu immediately apologized and said, "It's all my fault, I asked you to help me tutor and tutor, and I mistook all your business." Professor Yu shook his head and said, "It's nothing, no, I'll hand it in early tomorrow morning." Then, with deep feeling, he said, "No wonder Einstein explained the theory of relativity and said that if you spend two hours with a lovely girl, you will only feel like you will be there for a minute; But if you sit on the stove for a minute, you feel like you've been sitting for two hours. This is a profound and incisive statement. ”

Because it was late, Xiuxiu was afraid that she would delay the professor's time, so she said in a tentative tone, "It's not too early, we should go out for some dinner." But Professor Yu said, "Don't worry, it's still early, I'll give you counseling for a while." Xiuxiu saw that Professor Yu was very interested and didn't want to leave immediately, but she felt that Professor Yu had been tutoring her for two or three hours, and it was time for him to take a break, so she said, "You're not hungry, I'm a little hungry." As he spoke, he took out two packets of instant noodles, soaked one for himself, and gave one to Professor Yu, brought them to Professor Yu, and said, "You have been tutoring me for a long time, I must be hungry, I wanted to invite you out to eat, but you didn't want to go out, so I had to wronged you to eat some instant noodles." ”

Unexpectedly, Professor Yu picked up the instant noodles and ate them deliciously, and kept saying, "It's delicious." Xiuxiu smiled, "Scholars like you are all high-ranking people, and I'm very embarrassed to let you eat this kind of meal." ”

Professor Yu said, "I didn't talk about Einstein's theory of relativity just now, in fact, this theory of relativity can be summarized in many aspects, for example, eating a pack of instant noodles with a lovely girl is like eating the most delicious and hearty meal, on the contrary, eating a rich meal with those boring and boring people, you will feel like eating white water steamed buns." ”

Xiuxiu smiled and said, "You scholars are really good at talking, and you are quoting scriptures and scriptures. Professor Yu said, "It's not that I will say, the fact is that people talk about the environment and mood in everything they do, and when the environment and mood are good, they will feel good when they do anything." ”

After eating, Professor Yu tutored Xiuxiu for a while about the content in "General History of World Cinema", and asked Xiuxiu to master these contents well. As soon as Xiuxiu heard this, she used a pen to draw a horizontal line on this paragraph as the focus.

Professor Yu wants to take a bath. Xiuxiu went into the bathroom to prepare the hot water and asked Professor Yu to wash it, but Professor Yu had to ask Xiuxiu to wash it with him. Xiuxiu couldn't refuse, so she took off her clothes with Professor Yu and went to the bathroom. The two sat together in the big bathtub, kept touching and kissing, and then sat on the edge of the bathtub and hugged each other.

After the two made love, Professor Yu was about to leave after getting dressed, and Xiuxiu gave him 100 yuan. But Professor Yu insisted on not to, and said, "I feel happy to be with you, no matter what I do." As he spoke, he hugged Xiuxiu tightly for a while and said, "I didn't get it done for you today." Xiuxiu said, "It's nothing, as long as you're happy." Before leaving, Professor Yu kissed Xiuxiu on the cheek again and said, "I'll come back at noon tomorrow." Xiuxiu said, "Then I'll prepare the meal for you." Professor Yu said, "Okay." ”

Professor Yu is almost inseparable from Xiuxiu, no matter how busy he is every day, he has to come to tutor Xiuxiu and make love with Xiuxiu for a while. With Professor Yu's rich and interesting guidance and kind care, time passed quickly, and half a month passed unconsciously.

At noon that day, Professor Yu came to Xiuxiu again and gave Xiuxiu a brief tutorial, and then said to Xiuxiu with a gloomy expression, "I'm going on a business trip soon, and I may not be able to come back for at least a week, so I can't tutor you anymore, and I can't be with you anymore." ”

Xiuxiu made a reluctant look and asked, "Where are you going, what's the business?" Why can't you come back for so long? Professor Yu was silent for a while, and then whispered, "I don't know where I went, but I think they probably sent me to give exam questions to the special class." As soon as Xiuxiu heard this, she suddenly threw herself into Professor Yu's arms and said happily, "Great, with you out of the question, what am I afraid of?" ”

Professor Yu hugged Xiuxiu and said, "You know now, why didn't I agree to tutor you in the first place?" If this kind of thing is known to the college leaders, why will I be asked to ask questions in the future? Xiuxiu nodded very understanding and gratefully, and said, "When I finish the exam, I must thank you well." Professor Yu said, "You are so kind to me, which is the best thank you for me." ”

Then, Professor Yu said, "You have to review the content of the tutorial in the past few days in a focused way, as long as you master all the content, there will be no problems in the exam." After saying that, the two said goodbye as if life and death were separated.

After breaking up with Professor Yu, Xiuxiu left the room that afternoon and returned to the cottage in the northern suburbs. In the next few days, she got up early and went to bed late as usual, worked hard, and reviewed the books she had learned again.