Chapter 38: The Six Arts of a Gentleman

Take the big tiger and the second tiger down to wash and change clothes. When I took off my clothes, I found that the big tiger had scratched a bear claw on his chest, and the flesh and blood were blurred, which was very terrifying.

Wei Yan frowned and reproached: "Don't you know if you're injured?" Hit stupid? ”

Let Erhu go to Weiwen and bring the first-aid kit he was carrying. Before going out, Xie Jiu was careful, saying that it was hunting and easy to get injured, so he packed a small package of medical emergencies, and he didn't expect to use it.

Da Hu smiled: "I didn't feel any pain at the time, I didn't notice it." ”

Wei Yan was amused and asked him, "Why is it painful?" ”

The big tiger's solid eyes really thought about it, and replied seriously: "When I was six years old, I went hunting with my younger brother in the mountains, and the iron teeth of the beast armor were caught and injured my legs, which was the most painful. ”

Wei Yan smiled, feeling more and more that he was lucky, he actually picked up such a solid eye and good brother back, I don't know who is better than Xie Jiu, well, there is a chance for them to compare.

Told Dahu not to break the wound and not to touch the water, Dahu honestly agreed. After taking care of the wound and going out, the wine was drunk, the barbecue meeting was so enthusiastic, Wei Yan just went out, and was dragged over by Cheng Zhijie who called his boy.

"Wei Yan Wei Ziyue, Wei Shilang Wei Xiaosi! You're hiding your secrets! ”

As soon as it passed, Wei Yan was put on such a big hat by Cheng Zhijie, not to mention, there were as many as four titles. The accent and tone, there is no doubt that they are still infected by Wei Yan, and now, basically, the members of the Datang Locust Army are just Ya when they open their mouths and close their mouths, which makes Wei Yan happy and sad. Happily, he saw the power of buzzwords again, and sadly enough, the original pure Beijing accent is now available in accents from all over the world, and Cheng Zhijie's just now is the Shandong Jeju accent version.

Wei Yan hurriedly showed his innocence: "Wait, Uncle Cheng, I can't afford this charge, my little nephew, explain it first, otherwise, I won't be able to blind my eyes and my eyes will not close." ”

"Okay, let your kid die clearly, tell me, my chef went to worship your chef as a master, why didn't you learn to make the thing called lo-mei that you brought? And what tea eggs, and what sandwiches? This is not concealment, what else is it called? You are not kind, and you hide it from your uncle! Ask you, Lao Tzu, should you fight? ”

Cheng Zhijie was very excited, if it weren't for Wei Yan's quick eyes, he would have let it go early, and the saliva would have been sprayed on Wei Yan's face. Wei Yan hurriedly looked at his father-in-law innocently, his father-in-law touched his beard, made a smile, and said: "Cheng Biting Jin, you old horseman, don't bully Shiro, your chef didn't worship Shiro's cook as a master, why teach you everything!" Does that make sense? Bully juniors, you are a good girl! ”

You can say that again! Father-in-law wise!

Wei Yan wanted to applaud and shout like this, but considering Cheng Zhijie's force value, he could only regretfully dismiss his thoughts.

"I'm nothing, it's Wei Xiaosi's uncle, and my nephew is filial to my uncle, shouldn't it? Uncle Bao, brother, the younger brother only asked you this sentence, should it be? ”

Cheng Zhijie smiled so proudly, with a scoundrel's face, that people were exposed.

"Okay, you Cheng Zhijie, you actually bullied me Lao Qin's door, come on, don't do it for many days, let's practice, let me Lao Qin see if your three-plate axe has improved!" The quarrel between the two old men was very scary, saliva and saliva flew together, and Wei Yan and the other boys had no color on their faces.

"Good! Could it be that I, Cheng Zhijie, am still afraid of your Uncle Qin's cooked copper mace! Come on, who's afraid of whom! ”

After that, the two old men, one looking for a double hammer and the other looking for a board axe, are ready to fight. On the side, Li Ji, Wei Chigong and other old generals who were familiar with each other did not persuade them to fight, but actually coaxed, and each chose one person to support, lest the world be chaotic.

"What's that, Uncle Cheng, father-in-law, it's just lo-mei, don't ......

Wei Yan ran away before he finished speaking, why, because the dust that the two old men jumped up was too big, this guy was eaten a mouthful of ash as soon as he spoke, Qin Meng quickly pulled him aside to sit down, not a little surprised, with a look of peace of mind, and said: "I won't be heavy-handed, my father and Uncle Cheng are just playing at will." ”

Wei Yan was dumbfounded, and muttered: "The autumn wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom on the hunting ground!" ”

Qin Meng next to him squirted out a mouthful of wine, pointed at Wei Yan and laughed wildly, laughing so much that this guy lowered his head embarrassedly, why did he say what he thought in his heart! Mistakes, mistakes.

The commotion here alarmed His Majesty Li Er, and His Majesty Li Er didn't care about the old man who was fighting, and went straight to the point: "This time, why did you fight?" ”

Wei Chigong laughed, and after telling the reason and the story, His Majesty Li Er glanced at Wei Yan very meaningfully, and Wei Yan hurriedly said: "I just forgot it for a while, go back and let my cook make up for it." ”

The old men nodded with satisfaction, and their attention turned to the fight between the two old men, His Majesty Li Er looked nostalgic, and said, "It's been a long time since I saw Uncle Bao use force." ”

Wei Yan Great Khan, only talking about his father-in-law, not Cheng Zhijie, should Cheng Zhijie find someone to fight when he is free? !

Qin Meng probably saw the doubts of his righteous brother, and explained in a low voice: "Uncle Cheng is better at martial arts, as long as he is in Beijing, he will find a few uncles and uncles to compete from time to time." Those present basically compared with Uncle Cheng. ”

Good martial arts?! Competition?! I'm afraid it's itchy hands and I want to fight! Wei Yan Khanran.

Sure enough, this rack ended in only one pillar of incense, just in time for Wei Wen's other round of barbecue to be served, Wei Yan was extremely suspicious, the two old men calculated the time before starting, otherwise would it be so coincidental?

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"Ziyue, it's your turn!"

After eating barbecue and cooking, I exercised and ate to eat, I don't know if it was caused by the fight between the two old handsomes, or if the energy was not completely vented on the mountain, a guy who didn't know was lacking in virtue proposed a competition.

Competition, Wei Yan can also push the big tiger and the two tigers, compare archery, His Majesty Li Er said, the six arts of the gentleman, etiquette, music, archery, royal, calligraphy, and mathematics. Even the old man of Fang Xuanling Fang and the old man Wei Zheng Wei can go on the field to shoot a few arrows, it is impossible for this young man Wei Yan not to move anything!

Wei Yan, a guy who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, Li, it was sent by His Majesty Li Er to train the day after tomorrow; Le, I haven't seen this guy touch the piano, play the zither or something, only shout two pop songs; Yu, there is a servant and a groom in this house, and he doesn't need to learn it; Books, needless to say, this guy's calligraphy, fortunately, I have read a lot of books; Count, fortunately, this guy has something to be proud of; Shoot...... Needless to say, this one.

Under the gaze of His Majesty Li Er and all the ministers, the ministers' children, and the gentlemen in the capital, Wei Yan took off the bow on his back, which was a light bow specially found for him by the housekeeper, and Wei Yan could also pull it full with his strength.

Raising his head and chest, he walked up majestically and vigorously, drew his bow, and was about to shoot—

"Wait a minute, Ziyue, how many stones is your bow?"

Wei Yan's face did not change: "Back to Your Majesty, one stone." ”

An autumn wind blew, swept away a fallen leaf, and everyone became petrified. After a while, the crowd erupted into a burst of enthusiastic laughter, Wei Yan's face did not change, this is also a matter of no way, modern people sit in the office too much, arm strength is not as good as people, this is nothing inferior, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, this is a weakness, a shortcoming, the ruler is long, the inch is short, this guy thinks he is a doctor, his arm strength is not as good as a person, there is nothing to be ashamed of, the growth environment is different.

Eight hundred people stepped forward, aimed at the target, took aim, released the arrow, and then, with a scream, and then, with a bang, fell down a group of people, laughing.

The arrows of that guy were released, but they were not strong enough to shoot at the target, and they thought they would miss, but as a result, they shot at the guard standing guard next to them, hit the thigh, and then moved two inches to the side, which was the key point, and they wanted to kill people and cut off their children and grandchildren.

Wei Yan wiped a cold sweat and hurriedly went over to first aid, fortunately, thanks to the weak arm of this guy, he didn't shoot into the flesh, but just made a cut, and the arrow slipped open, the wound was not deep, just pulled a little longer, sprinkled with anti-inflammatory drugs, and told the injured guard not to get wet, not even bandages.