Chapter 55: Pit people, fart and collapse
Big Stone behaves strangely today. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Early in the morning, he asked Tang Ge to shave his head, and even went to take a bath again. The arrogant Mohican hairstyle was constantly taken care of by him, obviously there was no mirror to look at, but he was vigorously brushing it around. Even the hides on his waist were replaced with sackcloth.
Tang Ge was surprised, he had never seen a big stone so stinky and beautiful. Isn't this guy going to peach blossom luck? Thinking of those female slaves in the tribe, Tang Ge felt that this was very likely.
Lao Jiu entered the house and slammed it on the big rock.
"What a wave!" The big stone is a rare rush to look back.
"Look at your bear-like appearance, you can't pick up your head yet. Still not leaving? Lao Jiu quipped.
Big Stone hurriedly said, "Go!" Walk! Let's go! ”
Seeing this, Tang Ge asked with interest, "Big Stone, where are you going?" ”
Da Shi smiled and didn't speak, Lao Jiu said with a lewd face: "Your father is going to meet women!" ”
Tang Geqi said: "Who will it be?" ”
Lao Jiu smiled: "Of course it's your mother!" ”
Tang Ge's face suddenly darkened, and he asked in a deep voice, "Is it that wild woman from the Shixiang tribe?" ”
Lao Jiu saw Tang Ge's face darkened, and he suddenly couldn't laugh. The big stone rubbed his hands together on the side.
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little cold, Lao Jiu said weakly: "Don't talk nonsense, that's your mother." ”
Tang Ge was very annoyed and wanted to scold, but he didn't know where to start, so he had to smash the pottery in his hand and clank. Originally, he had almost forgotten the woman who had sold him two tusks, but now that he suddenly mentioned it, Tang Ge found that his hatred for that woman was especially above the fat witch. I thought that Da Shi was just going to have fun, but who knew that he was going to find that woman, which made it difficult for Tang Ge to accept.
"Tell me what the hell is going on." Tang Ge asked sharply.
The big stone stabbed Lao Jiu with his hand and motioned for Lao Jiu to say. Lao Jiu said helplessly: "Isn't this what you've been busy all the time." Big Stone doesn't worry about you and has been watching you from home. But I haven't seen your mother for a while. This time I led a team to hunt, passing through the Shixiang tribe, I saw that the big stone missed your mother, so I told him and asked him to follow by to see. ”
Lao Jiu had a rare trick, he saw that Tang Ge had an opinion on that woman, so he hurriedly put out the credit of the big stone first, which means to put it bluntly, your father sacrificed a lot for you, you can't be ignorant.
Tang Ge only felt angry. What Lao Jiu said does make sense, Honggu said that the relationship between Dashi and the person named Yuelan is very good. The two had to see each other from time to time, and even after themselves, the two gave birth to a girl. It was impossible for him to stop Da Shi from being with Yuelan, but when he thought of that woman, he had no karmic fire in his stomach, and he couldn't suppress it. Two tusks! Lao Tzu is so worthless!?
"Get out!" Tang Ge shouted. Since you can't stop it, you won't stop it. In short, this woman will never recognize it in her life, since the big stone likes it, let him go. He couldn't bring the woman home anyway.
Da Shi looked at the irritable Tang Ge and said cautiously: "Otherwise, I won't go." ”
"Roll !!!" Tang Ge roared hysterically.
Seeing this, Lao Jiu pulled the big stone and pulled him away.
As soon as the two left, the room was empty. Tang Ge was even more angry, and the eyeless Adam ran over to sell cuteness, and asked Tang Ge to hold it as usual, but was kicked out by Tang Ge for a long distance. The frightened Adam didn't know what was going on, so he could only hide under the table and look at Tang Ge aggrievedly.
Tang Ge looked at Adam, who was hiding under the table and whimpering, and was suddenly melted by his aggrieved eyes. He held Adam in his arms, tears streaming down his face. Stroking Adam, Tang Ge choked up and said "I'm sorry", and then there seemed to be a thousand grievances in his heart that broke out at once. For a while, tears rained down, and I couldn't cry silently.
Tang Ge didn't know why he was crying. At this moment, he remembered the relatives who had brought him up, as well as his lonely son. He didn't understand why he was so miserable, he was an orphan, and he was still an orphan when he got to his son. If he dies, he will die, and he will be thrown into this primitive society where he drinks blood, and he is separated from them, and he is tormented by longing. Why is this bullshit fate playing such a trick on itself? What did you do wrong?
There was not a single one in the family. Tang Ge hugged Adam and cried so presumptuously. Adam was also sensible, crawling motionless in Tang Ge's arms.
Tang Ge just cried and cried, crying all the time. When I cried until I couldn't cry anymore, I tried to think of things that would make me sad. Later, when no matter how sad he was, he couldn't let himself cry, so he braked the car, washed his face, and sat quietly in a chair in a daze.
This unreasonable tear made Tang Ge vent to the fullest. The haze that had existed in my heart for many days disappeared all at once. After venting, Tang Ge only felt refreshed and calm. Sitting on the chair, watching the wind blowing the treetops and the white clouds fluttering, Tang Ge felt unprecedented tranquility.
Adam may have been bored for a long time, and as soon as Tang Ge let go, he went out to play with the tank. Tang Ge hugged his legs, quietly in a daze, and slowly, he fell asleep on the back of the chair.
I don't know how long I slept in a daze, I felt the pain of being clucked by the back of the chair, and when I opened my eyes, it was afternoon.
Move your numb legs and rub your sour eyes. There is a lot of eye droppings, so you have to wash your face well. After washing his face, he took out his treasure knife as a mirror to take a look, and his eyes showed no signs of redness and swelling. Yes, at least you can go out and meet people. Rubbing his cooing belly, Tang Ge decided to go to Lao Sha Ling to get some good meat first.
Tell Adam to keep an eye on the door and not let people come in and steal the wine. It didn't matter whether Adam understood it or not, he walked out of the door and walked to Aoyama's house.
Halfway down, I met Dayang and walked towards him. Tang Ge felt that he had vented very thoroughly today, and he was in a good mood. If Da Yang doesn't come to provoke himself, he won't tease this little guy today. Who knew that Da Yang was surprised when he saw Tang Ge, and he stood on the side of the road and didn't go forward.
When Tang Ge was about to pass by Dayang, he looked at Ai Ai in the child's period, and he suddenly became interested. So he stopped and asked, "Looking for me?" ”
Da Yang gritted his teeth fiercely, took out an open expression and said, "That, the necklace you gave my sister, can you give me one?" ”
Tang Gele is happy, this kid is the longevity lock of his covetous sister. can ignore the grievances between the two of them, and come to ask for themselves, how much does this kid have to love beauty. Since it was sent to the door, Tang Ge didn't plan to be polite, the necklace can be had, but teasing this kid is still inevitable.
"You can make a necklace, but what do you get for it?" Tang Ge pretended to say.
As soon as he heard that there was hope, Dayang suddenly came to his senses, and said excitedly: "As long as you make me a necklace, I will find you whatever you want." ”
Tang Ge said: "Can you really do anything?" ”
Da Yang nodded affirmatively and said, "Really! ”
Tang Ge smiled evilly: "Okay, give me your Ermao." ”
Da Yang was dumbfounded for a moment, and asked in disbelief, "You actually want my Ermao?" What do you want Ermao to do? ”
Tang Ge said: "You don't care what I do, maybe catch mice, maybe kill and feed my family Adam, in short, as long as you give me Ermao, I will make you a necklace." ”
Da Yangtou shook like a drum, and said in a loud voice: "No! Ermao can't do it! If you change the same, Ermao will definitely not work. ”
Tang Ge said: "But I just want an owl, I'm not rare to have other things~!" ”
Dayang hurriedly said: "If you want the owl to be easy to do, I'll catch it for you, and I'll catch you as much as you want." ”
Tang Geqi said: "Don't brag! Will you catch an owl? ”
Dayang said proudly: "Of course! I've caught owls the best! Catch one and get it right! ”
Tang Ge would not believe him, so he sang a nursery rhyme in the tribe to mock him: "Pit people, fart and collapse, collapse to Nanshan to feed the eagle~!" ”
This nursery rhyme is very ordinary, almost everyone has sung it since childhood, and when someone bragged, they sang it and laughed at it, originally Tang Ge thought that it was no big deal to laugh at Dayang with this, but he saw that Dayang's face suddenly changed.
"Little Stone !!" Da Yang roared, rushed suddenly, and crashed into Tang Ge desperately, Tang Ge was caught off guard, not only was he knocked out by Da Yang, but he also rolled on the ground twice to stabilize his body.
"I'm you, uncle!" Tang Ge covered his stomach and got up, and scolded in his mouth: "You dog!" It's too ruthless! He swore that the moment he was knocked away, there was a moment when the world in front of him was dark for a moment, and you can imagine how heavy the kid Dayang hit. Raising his head, Tang Ge, who was about to teach Dayang a hard lesson, was dumbfounded.
An eagle, a huge eagle, was stepping on Dayang. The eagle's talons have been deeply inserted into the shoulders of the great sun, who is struggling desperately, and the giant eagle is flapping its wings and spreading its wings to fly.
The location where Dayang is is exactly where he stood just now!
"you, uncle!" Tang Ge roared violently and rushed desperately towards the giant eagle. The giant eagle grabbed Da Yang, and it had slowly risen into the air, Tang Ge jumped desperately, hugged one of Da Yang's legs in mid-air, and pulled down desperately.
Da Yang let out a miserable scream, and the giant eagle's claws sank deep into Da Yang's shoulder, and at this moment, he was pulled hard by Tang Ge, and the pain he suffered could be imagined.
The giant eagle also let out a long sigh, and its wings flared hard, and it actually took Tang Ge away from the ground.
"Come on! Help me!!! Tang Ge screamed desperately, holding one of Dayang's legs, ignoring the ground that was getting farther and farther away.
"Let it go! Let it go! Otherwise, you won't survive! Da Yang endured the pain and yelled at Tang Ge.
Tang Ge still hugged Da Yang's leg tightly, and the cry in his mouth became more and more miserable.
Da Yang gritted his teeth and used all his strength to kick Tang Ge's head. Tang Ge felt dizzy in his head, and then there was a weightlessness of falling down. "Bang" fell to the ground, only to feel that his throat was sweet in his eyes, and his chest seemed to be blocked. Looking at Dayang, who was caught by the giant eagle and flew farther and farther, the angry Tang Gewa spit out a mouthful of blood.