"Hurry up, everyone, hurry up and grab all the food, lest the enemy come and rob it. Even if it wasn't snatched, wouldn't it be a waste of a war? "Suiyang Diannong Lieutenant is commanding the Tuntian sergeant to be busy collecting grain, and he is the one who tied the beggar couple Ge Liang and Huang to the car Shi Tao back then, that is, Zhuge Liang's friend Shi Guangyuan when he was in Longzhong.

Shi Tao received a letter from his friend Meng Jian and Meng Gongwei not long ago, and he was not in a good mood.

Meng Jian captured Guanzhong with Ge Liang and Xu Shu in the letter, one of them is now fighting in Bingzhou, and the other is back to Liu Bei in Wancheng, the Ji Han army has formed a flanking attack on Luoyang, and the Wei army has been defeated in successive battles, it is difficult to resist, it seems that the world is going to be surnamed Liu again.

Shi Tao knew all of this, but the problem was that Meng Jian mentioned the past at the end of the letter and expressed his feelings: "Could it be that we made a wrong choice, then Zhuge Villager really didn't fall into evil at the beginning, but got the guidance of a god and man, and he can really turn the sky upside down?" ”

Maybe Meng Jian just had no scruples among his friends, jokingly following those Wei officials to call Ge Liang "Ge thief" and "village man" in a scolding tone, but it was this joke that made Shi Tao feel a little uncomfortable.

At the beginning, a few good friends in Jingzhou, Cui Zhouping was quiet and lived a plain life without fighting with the world, and the remaining four people were divided into two groups, Zhuge and Xu Shu followed Liu Bei, while he and Meng Jian went north and defected to Cao Cao's camp.

Even if Zhuge and his wife hadn't run away bizarre and said a lot of miraculous nonsense, Shi Tao would have thought that it was a bit crazy for them to go to Liu Bei. To be honest, Liu Bei's strength at that time was too weak, and he didn't even have a piece of territory, and Cao Cao unified the north, and he had crushed Liu Bei's group many times, expecting Liu Bei to defeat Cao Cao, which was almost a fool's dream.

Who knew that since the beginning of the first battle in Jingzhou, the madmen have really helped Liu Bei turn the tide and turn around and make a comeback, according to the current situation, Cao Pi Group can't resist it at all.

Forget it, if you look wrong, you will see it wrong, since you chose to stand on your side in the first place, there will always be one side who wants to admit defeat.

But the problem is that the five friends, except for Cui Zhouping, a few who came out to fight for fame, Zhuge is already a big Sima, Xu Shu is also a second-class official, and Meng Jian is now also Cao Pi's free rider and regular attendant, who is waiting to release the history of a state assassin at any time, only himself is left, and now he is only a pawn agricultural school captain.

What is the captain of the agricultural school, the captain of the agricultural school, the captain of the agricultural school? It's just farming!

Zhuge Villager, Zhuge Villager, people stopped farming more than ten years ago, so they became Liu Bei's military advisor, and now they are all Ji Han's great Sima, but I, Shi Guangyuan, am responsible for farming in this Liang country.

Meng Gongwei, Meng Gongwei, I think you deliberately chilled me!

What happened to farming? Farming is farming! Anyway, you don't want me to carry the hoe to the field myself, and I still rely on the grain field to eat enough and eat well!

Hum! I, Shi Tao, am fat and broad-hearted, and I don't care about you generally!

Well, yes, go back and kill two chickens, take a few sips of wine, and dissipate your anger.

I just don't get angry! Shi Tao waved his big hand, tugged at the corners of his mouth, snorted lightly, arranged the harvest, paced the square step onto the ox cart, and went home to eat chicken.

"Someone, tell the cook to kill two chickens, no, three! Blanch a few jugs of wine! As soon as he stepped into the courtyard gate, Shi Tao shouted first.

What happened to the Captain of the Pawn Farm? Take the grain directly to raise chickens! At the beginning, everyone was hungry and caught Zhuge and his wife back to the thatched house, and they didn't eat a bite of food, and Daddy Huang secretly stuffed a roast chicken brought back from the street to his daughter and son-in-law, which was really stingy! It's so selfish!

He screamed so loudly that the lady ran out of it, complaining, "Eat and eat, and you will know how to eat." ”

"If you don't eat it, do you still keep it for others?" Shi Tao's face was full of indifference.

As soon as the two talked, there was a commotion in the backyard, with "clucking" and "wah-wang" ringing non-stop.

"What's going on? Chickens fly and dogs jump. "Shi Guangyuan's old anger has not disappeared, and the new anger is in his heart again.

When I got to the backyard, I saw that the cook was jumping up by the courtyard wall with a knife, and the dog was barking incessantly.

Seeing Shi Tao coming over with an unhappy face, the cook hurriedly put down the knife and knelt on the ground to plead guilty: "I killed the chicken just now and bleed, thinking it was dead, but when I threw it on the ground, it was still alive, and it flew over the courtyard wall and ran away!" ”

"Evil spirits!" Shi Tao's voice was so loud, "The chicken that is killed can also fly, so when the cooked chicken is served on the table in the future, will it fly again before the chopsticks are clamped?" ”

The maidservant who helped the cook hurriedly opened the small door, went to the next door of the yard to look for it, and soon brought the chicken back: "Dead and dead, I didn't expect to be able to fly over the courtyard wall when I was dying, and I usually don't fly so high." ”

"It's just a chicken, and it can fly into the sky? Unless you fall into evil. As Shi Tao spoke, he suddenly remembered that Ge Liang and Huang were talking nonsense about playing tricks on him, and snorted, how could a chicken fly into the sky? And it's still flying with people?

There was chaos here, and the doorman came to report again: "My lord, there are people outside who want to see you." ”

Not messy enough? Shi Tao asked angrily: "Who knows that I killed chickens and hot wine?" ”

The doorman replied: "It's a young man, named Deng Bao, who said that adults have known him a long time ago, and called him Xiaobao." ”

Xiaobao? That little scholar? Impossible, right?

It's really evil! As soon as he thought of the flying chicken, this madman Zhuge family's Xiaobao came to the door? Shi Tao's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it.

When Xiaobao was brought in, Shi Tao circled around him several times and looked carefully, feeling more and more that he was really going to be evil today.

"You, you're Xiaobao?" Shi Tao couldn't believe it, "It is said that children are in a hurry to grow up, but you, this is also too anxious, right?" ”

The person who came was a man in his thirties, but no matter how Shi Tao calculated, Xiaobao should be less than twenty this year.

Someone came to give a salute: "My husband asked me to bring a sentence to the adults, saying why travel to my hometown." ”

Shi Tao's heart sank, this was the words that people persuaded him when he was separated from Zhuge at the beginning. There were no outsiders at that time, and if Zhuge hadn't told him, it would have been impossible for others to know.

It seems that this is really someone sent by Zhuge ! He hurriedly pushed everyone else aside and let "Xiaobao" sit down and talk.

"You're not Xiaobao, who the hell are you? Let's be honest! "Shi Tao doesn't think he's really going to be evil.

The visitor was not in a hurry to answer, but said, "My husband asked me to ask the adults for advice, what do you think of the current situation?" ”

What do you think, it's not what Meng Gongwei said, Cao Pi is only afraid that he won't be able to stop Liu Bei, but you Zhuge sent someone to ask me like this at this time, and you want to make fun of me for making the wrong choice in the first place?

"The world is vast, although Zhuge captured Yongliang, but now Liu Bei's territory is still not as big as the Cao family, right?" Shi Tao was not angry, "Tell me quickly, what kind of person are you!" ”

The person who came hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "My surname is Zhang, my name is 嶷, and my name is Boqi." ”

"Won't it?" Shi Tao was really shocked this time, and he screamed, and the person almost jumped.

Zhang Wei hurriedly put his finger to his mouth and motioned to be quiet.

Shi Tao raised his hand to cover his mouth and stayed for a while before he took another step and circled around Zhang Wei several times.

Zhang Wei was stared at a little uncomfortable, and shrugged: "That's it, not tall or handsome." ”

"I don't judge people by their appearance!" Shi Tao put down the hand that was covering his mouth, "But if you want to say that you are Zhang Wei, I can't believe it." Didn't you say that you had just entered the border of Liang Kingdom? Why did you come to Suiyang so quickly? ”

Zhang Wei arched his hand: "Because the adult is a friend of Da Sima, he specially came to visit first day and night." ”

Shi Tao still shook his head in disbelief: "Although it is certain that you are sent by Zhuge , but you say that you are Zhang Wei, the Pingbei general of Ji Han, how can I believe it?" Such a big official rushed into my house alone. Although Zhuge and I are old friends, but now after all, they are hostile sides, in case I launch a ruthless attack and arrest you, speaking of which, it is also the general Pingbei who captured Ji Han alive, I am afraid that the blow to your military morale will be too great. ”

Zhang Wei replied: "When the situation is clear today, the fall of Cao Wei is only in the morning and night, and I want to come to Da Sima and look forward to renewing the old relationship with the adult, Zhang Wei made his own decision and came to visit alone, hoping that the adult will return to the Han Court as soon as possible." Zhang Wei was a nobody, and it was not a pity to die. ”

"Courage is good, courage is good." Shi Tao had to admit, "I have heard that you and Wang Ping are the right and left hands of Zhuge in the war, it seems that Zhuge has not seen the wrong person." However, you were originally alone, and now you, as the commander of the first army, are still leaving the army behind and taking risks alone, which is really crazy. ”

Zhang Wei felt that there was a play, and hurriedly said: "Da Sima misses the adult day and night, why don't the adults raise volunteers at the right time to oppose Cao Guihan?" ”

Shi Tao was still a little unconvinced: "I'm not a capricious person. ”

Zhang Wei opened his mouth, swallowed back what he wanted to say, and continued to put it on: "Listen to Da Sima, he once talked to you about a dream back then?" ”

Dream? One sentence pulled Shi Tao back to more than ten years ago, and then remembered the reason why he remembered the past just now, that is, the dead chickens flew out of the courtyard wall.

"Flying Chicken Dream?" Shi Tao shook his head again and again, what the madman Zhuge said to his wife back then was really ridiculous, a chicken here tried his best to fly over the courtyard wall in order to escape death, and he really expected to fly to the sky?

Zhang Wei knew that Shi Tao didn't believe it, and continued: "Have you ever heard that when Jiangdong attacked Jingzhou and was repelled by Da Sima two years ago, there were several divine birds in the sky that laid iron eggs and smashed Jiangdong's enemy ships? ”

Shi Tao had faintly heard that it was a Vermilion Bird apparition, but all the officials of the Wei State believed that it was false news spread by Liu Bei, so it was a mystery.

"It's true." Zhang Wei lowered his voice and told Shi Tao, "However, it's not a Vermilion Bird, it's a flying chicken, and it's Xiaobao who is flying in the sky with a flying chicken!" ”

"Impossible!" Shi Tao really jumped up this time, and the soles of his feet were half a foot high from the ground, "How can people fly to the sky?" Do you want to say that that little fart kid has become an immortal? ”

The voice of this was too loud, Zhang Wei didn't say anything first, and asked Shi Tao to calm down.

And, to be honest, this incident was told to him by Ge Liang on the eve of Wancheng's departure, and in fact, when he heard about it, he didn't believe it at all. Da Sima explained for a long time, but he was still a little skeptical.

When he came to see Shi Tao this time, he still wanted to persuade through the situation in the world at first, but it was Shi Tao's face-saving refusal to agree, so he took out the method taught by Da Sima and used it.

"You say, you say, how is it possible, could it be that his little treasure can still grow chicken wings? Even if it does grow chicken wings, the chicken can't fly to the sky! Although Shi Tao lowered his voice again, he still couldn't suppress his excitement.

At this moment, Zhang Wei spent a lot of brains, trying to tell Shi Tao what Ge Liang said to him: "...... Spread out the wings of the chicken, stand on the slope, and when the wind blows, an updraft will be formed, and you can lift people into the air......"

After talking for a long time, Shi Tao couldn't understand it, and interjected impatiently: "Unless, he Zhuge and his wife can make me fly, I believe that what he said at the beginning is true!" ”

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Wei stopped explaining, and he couldn't explain it clearly anyway.

But that's enough, Da Sima is right, most fat people have a dream of flying in their hearts.