Summary of the previous chapter: Lu Xian's escape made Ma Xiaoquan a little unhappy, and it was easy to be happy because of the cuteness of his children, but he didn't expect a guy who claimed to be Zuo Ci to suddenly come uninvited

+++++++++++++++++The beginning of "Book of Filial Piety" is very similar to the scriptures, and it is very tongue-twisting to read, thinking that Ma Xiaoquan spent five days in order to understand and read the beginning of "Book of Filial Piety".

Now, Zuo Ci recited the beginning of the "Book of Filial Piety" word by word to Ma Xiaoquan, and Ma Xiaoquan was surprised to find that the other party not only did not stumble, but was very calm, and raised his eyebrows twice from time to time.

"Stop~~" Ma Xiaoquan suddenly stopped and said, "Since Uncle Shi has this thought, then Uncle Shi is not polite, it is better for Uncle Shi to answer the question, Uncle Shi will answer, what do you think?" ”

Zuo Ci smiled and touched the long beard on his chin: "Okay, just follow what my nephew said." ”

Ma Xiaoquan nodded, thought for a moment, and asked, "First question, since my uncle and my master are in the same school, where is my master now?" ”

Zuo Ci thought for a moment and replied, "Senior brother is uncertain, I can't answer this." ”

When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he pursed his lips and said: You old guy, you are really a fucking bachelor.

"Okay, then the second question, does Uncle Shi know who wrote the Book of Filial Piety?"

In the past, it was customary to judge that as long as it was a book, there would always be an author, but "Book of Filial Piety" was different, when Master Huang Shigong gave this book to Ma Xiaoquan, he did not say who the author of the book was, and later Ma Xiaoquan also asked Ling'er, and Ling'er shook his head and said he didn't know. Ma Xiao was sure in his heart that as long as this Zuo Ci couldn't answer a reason on this question, he would immediately burn it to ashes.

Zuo Ci glanced at Ma Xiaoquan, and seemed to see through Ma Xiaoquan's thoughts at a glance, he paused for a while before he said slowly: "This book is not actually written by one person, to be precise, it was summed up by me and my senior brother." ”

Zuo Ci opened Ma Xiaoquan's mouth wide in one sentence.

"You and my master summed it up?"

Zuo Ci nodded and said, "Yes, otherwise how could I be so clear." ”

Ma Xiaoquan pursed his mouth and said in his heart: Damn, I have to change the question again.

Ma Xiaoquan said: "The third question, how did we get here? ”

Asking this question, Ma Xiaoquan was so unhappy. You know, this question can be asked in another way of saying this: How did people come about?

Such a problem is one of the three major problems in the modern world, not to mention Zuo Ci, even those scientists in the modern world cannot make the most reasonable explanation.

After listening to the question, Zuo Ci was stunned for a moment, and then pondered.

Ma Xiaoquan saw that the other party was silent and not in a hurry, he slowly stood up, paced back and forth in the room with his hands behind his back, and hummed a little tune.

After about a stick of incense, Zuo Ci suddenly coughed twice.

"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan turned around, glanced at Zuo Ci, and said, "Uncle Shi has thought of the answer?" ”

Zuo Ci glanced at Ma Xiaoquan and shook his head: "This question can't be answered, nephew, the person who can ask this question must not be a person born in this troubled world, right?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan nodded slightly and said, "Uncle Shi is really amazing, then let me ask you Uncle Shi, do you know where I come from?" ”

Zuo Ci also stood up, walked to Ma Xiaoquan's side, and said slowly: "My nephew is not a person in this troubled world, my nephew should be someone from a far, far away place."

Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and smiled: "No, no, no, Uncle Shi only sees the surface, but he can't see the essence, which doesn't count." ”

Zuo Ci smiled bitterly, pointed at Ma Xiaoquan and said: "I heard that my senior brother said that his apprentice is very difficult, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult, hey, it's just that, let's show you this thing." As he spoke, Zuo Ci pulled out a paper letter from his sleeve pocket.

You must know that although paper has been invented in the Cailun period of the Western Han Dynasty, it has not been widely used due to the high cost of making zuò. When Cao Cao and others were fighting for hegemony in troubled times, they still saw bamboo slips the most, which is enough to prove the preciousness of paper.

Ma Xiaoquan took the letter, unfolded it, and suddenly became angry.

There was nothing on the letterhead, Ma Xiaoquan shook the letterhead and squinted at Zuo Ci: "Uncle Shi, you have nothing to see, let me see it?" ”

Zuo Ci smiled, pointed to the letter paper and said, "This paper must be stained with blood to show it, well, it must be a woman's blood." ”

"A woman's blood?" Ma Xiaoquan's heart moved, and evil thoughts immediately rushed up.

Zuo Ci saw Ma Xiaoquan's thoughts, and coughed a few times with a red face: "It's not that blood, you think too much!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan also blushed, a woman's blood? Ma Xiaoquan really wanted to be crooked.

"What kind of woman's blood do you want?"

Zuo Ci said: "It's best to be the blood of a virgin~~ woman." ”

"Virgin~~ female blood?" Ma Xiaoquan wondered, "Where do I find a virgin now~ female?" ”

Zuo Ci spread his hands: "This old decay doesn't care, it's your own business." ”

Ma Xiaoquan sighed, pushed open the door, and happened to pass by a little maid at the door.

"You, stop!"

The little maid was startled, stopped and saw that it was the head of the house, and then she was relieved.

Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward and circled around the little maid several times, raising his eyebrows and asking as he turned, "What's your name?" ”

"Back to the old man, slave Xiaozhu."

"Hmm~ How old is this year?"

"Fifteen."

"Are you married?"

The maid named Xiaozhu blushed, lowered her head, and shook it lightly twice.

"Has any man ever touched you?"

Xiaozhu dared to answer again, so he could only shake his head a few more times.

"Huh? Not bad, it's just right~~" Ma Xiaoquan smiled and grabbed Xiaozhu's little hand.

"Sir, you?" Xiaozhu was taken aback by Ma Xiaoquan's actions.

Ma Xiaoquan said: "Don't be afraid, it may hurt, but it won't hurt for a while." ”

Xiaozhu was frightened when she heard this, thinking that the old man was going to forcibly take her body, so she hurriedly cried and begged for mercy.

Hua Yuexin once stated that if the head of the family dared to find another woman, she would soak that woman in the pig cage. This head of the family can not be afraid, but Xiaozhu is just a subordinate.

Ma Xiaoquan was a little impatient: "Just hurt, what are you afraid of?" ”

Just as Ma Xiaoquan and Xiaozhu were pulling and pulling, a crisp woman's voice came.

"Ma Xiaoquan, what are you doing?"

Ma Xiaoquan turned his head to see that it was Hua Lin, and continued to pull with Xiaozhu.

This scene, in Hua Lin's opinion, is the expression of Xianggong's hunger and hunger.

This little bamboo looks like it is almost average, how about Xiang Gong, no wonder Xiang Gong has not come to sleep with himself these days, it turns out

Thinking of this, Hua Lin was angry, stepped forward and pinched Ma Xiaoquan fiercely, and scolded: "Soul is light, you have always refused to come to my room, just for this girl?" ”

When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he knew that Hua Lin had misunderstood him, so he hurriedly let go of Xiaozhu and said, "No, it's this, this"

Ma Xiaoquan shook the letter in his hand as he spoke.

Hua Lin snatched the letter paper over, opened it up and down, left and right, and became even more angry: "There is nothing on this paper, what, do you want to put it under the sheet to see if this girl is a chick?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan was helpless, and hurriedly said: "How can I have it, I just got some blood." ”

"Blood?" Hua Lin raised her eyebrows, turned her head and asked Xiaozhu, "You, what did this shameless guy ask you just now?" ”

Mrs. Hua Lin's pungency is well-known in the Ma family's compound, Xiaozhu saw that Mrs. Hualin's expression was stern, how dare she lie, so she truthfully told the question Ma Xiaoquan asked him just now.

"Huh?" After hearing this, Hua Lin pointed at Ma Xiaoquan and scolded again, "Soul is faint, you come over to me, I have to tell my sister about this!" ”

As she spoke, Hua Lin pounced on Ma Xiaoquan.

Ma Xiaoquan dared to take it hard, and immediately turned his head and ran towards the house.

"You stop for me, my soul is faint~"

Ma Xiaoquan is not stupid, Hua Lin, this woman, if you provoke her, she will frantically ask you for it in bed until you beg her for mercy.

Ma Xiaoquan hasn't touched a woman in the past few days, and his body is also slowing down, and he was going to sleep with Diao Chan tonight, but Hua Lin suddenly appeared, this

"Uncle Shi, you can help me persuade her" Ma Xiaoquan surrounded Zuo Ci for help.

Zuo Ci gloated with a face of schadenfreude, not only did he not help, but also pulled Ma Xiaoquan back.

"Well, you must be the wife of my nephew, come, I'll catch him for you."

"KAO~~" Ma Xiao was completely angry, and was just about to forcibly break free, and the soft flesh on his waist was immediately pinched by Hua Lin.

"Hey~~" Ma Xiaoquan's tears of pain are about to come out, how dare he forcibly break free, in case the action is too big and accidentally hurts Hua Lin, then Hua Yuexin will not spare herself.

Hua Lin twisted the soft flesh on Ma Xiaoquan's waist and said, "Call you lustful, make you hungry, shameless." ”

Ma Xiaoquan shouted that he was wronged, Hua Lin didn't care, picked up a kick, and kicked at Ma Xiaoquan.

Ma Xiaoquan was willing to take a foot, turned sideways, and twisted again, just hiding behind his uncle Zuo Ci.

"Bang~~"

"uh~~~"

After two sounds, Uncle Zuo Ci squatted down in pain while holding his crotch.

"Ah~~" Hua Lin was also startled when she saw Zuo Ci's miserable condition, and then she realized that the kick just now was kicked to this old man due to Ma Xiaoquan's timely dodge.

"Badass~~" Hua Lin grimaced and ran away in shame

"Huh?" Hua Lin suddenly ran away like this, Ma Xiaoquan also reacted, and when he saw Zuo Ci's embarrassment, Ma Xiaoquan laughed.

"You" Zuo Ci covered his crotch in pain, and pointed at Ma Xiaoquan with a trembling finger, "Your lady must rest, you must rest."

Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips, spread his hands and said, "You let me divorce my wife?" I want to be beautiful, it's too late for me to love my wife Hualin, uncle, ouch, I look at it and it hurts, I'll help you sit for a while? ”

Zuo Ci waved his hand: "Wait first, I'll take it slowly!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan shrugged his shoulders and thought about other ideas in his heart.