"Are you so sure? If I let the outside catch fast, and board the doors and windows of the house, will you be able to leave this place safely? ”

As soon as Hanako said this, the thief who was squatting on the beam of the house was startled when he heard it: "Don't! Everyone is a person in the rivers and lakes, so don't be so desperate! Be a man and leave a line, and we will see each other in the future! ”

"Kill them all? Be a man and leave a line? Wu Song sneered when he heard this, "Your Excellency stole seven rich families in a row, and came to step on our brothers, why don't you say that you have a ray of leeway?" ”

The thief saw that he was eaten to death by Hua Zixu and Wu Song, so he had no choice but to beg for mercy: "The two heroes are acting inappropriately and offending the two tigers, and I am here to make amends to the two of them!" ”

The thief was arrogant just now, but he begged for mercy pitifully, and Hanako sneered twice: "Weren't you very angry just now?" How did you beg for mercy so quickly? Don't worry, our brother has a lot of time, just to play with you! ”

"Two heroes, everyone is from the rivers and lakes, I said you don't really want to take me to the official, right? You're going to kill me! This thief squatted on the beam of the house, and bowed to Hua Zixu and Wu Song again and again!

Seeing that his goal was achieved, Hua Zixu stopped talking nonsense, and shouted at the beam: "Not only to make amends, but also to come down and speak!" You are squatting on the beam, and the master is looking up at you like this, his neck is very sore! ”

As soon as Hua Zi said this, what he and Wu Song didn't expect was that the thief who was squatting on the beam of the house actually grinned and said: "Second brother Hua, your neck is sore, this is simple, junior brother will come down and pinch you!" ”

Hua Zixu has seen self-cooked, but like this one on the beam, the atmosphere was tense just now, and in a blink of an eye, he called himself Second Brother Hua, and he had to come down to massage himself and kill horses and chickens, this attitude change is inevitably a little too fast! Hua Zixu and Wu Song have also read countless people, but they are so familiar with people, they only see this in their lives!

After the thief came down from the beam of the house, Hua Zixu lit the oil lamp again, and saw that this snitch, who was wearing a night suit and was brilliant in his work, turned out to be a white and clean young man with a handsome appearance!

Hua Zi saw that this young man was not very old, at most fourteen or fifteen years old, and scolded angrily: "I said that you are young and have good skills, why are you bad?" I'm just going to be a snitch, I really don't understand what you think? ”

"Second Brother Hua, you don't dare to agree with what you say! The so-called three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, the brother is not talented, and his ambition since childhood is to be the champion in this steal! ”

"Alright! At a young age, my ambition is commendable, I am speechless, I can only send you the word admiration! But your ambition is true, but it is really unprecedented and unprecedented, and it can be called the only one in the world! ”

Saying that, Huazi looked at Wu Song Nunu's mouth, Wu Song smiled knowingly, grabbed the young man's wrist, and pulled him to sit at the table and drink wine!

"Brother Wu, what are you doing?"

The young man's wrist was restrained by Wu Song, and he felt that Wu Song's hand was like an iron tong, no matter how he struggled, he couldn't move!

"Second Brother Hua, what do you mean by this?" The young man's face was flushed, staring at Hanako and waiting for him to explain!

"Hehe, brother, forgive me, your light work is too scary! If you don't restrain you, if you want to run, the two of us can't catch it, let's better be villain first and then gentleman! What is your last name? Where did it come from? Where to go? Why did you come to my Qinghe County to commit a crime? ”

Seeing that Hua Zixu didn't believe in himself and was worried that he was going to run, the young man's eyes said with tears: "You are still a famous tiger fighter, and you are so unaware of the morality of the rivers and lakes?" I've taken the initiative to come down, and you still don't believe me? I didn't expect that I had just stepped into the rivers and lakes, and I was deceived by you! You guys, you're not good people! Hurry up and arrest me and go to the official, if this young master frowns, he is not a man standing and peeing! ”

"Time shifts? Time change on the drum? You say you're a flea? ”

When Hanako heard this young man call himself a time change, he almost jumped for joy! Hurriedly asked Wu Song to let go of this person, and said in his heart that as long as this person is a flea on the drum and the time changes, then the big thing he planned will be ninety percent certain!

It's just that according to "Water Margin", Shi Qian is a middle-aged man with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, how can this Shi Qian standing in front of him be a handsome white-faced boy? It seems that Shi Nai'an not only has poor geographical knowledge, but also has a little bad eyes, and even the middle-aged man and the young man can't tell the difference!

"The little brother doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, it's the time to move! It's just that the younger brother has just learned art and has no name in the rivers and lakes, how do you know about your brother, second brother? Fleas on the drum? That's a good name! Second Brother Hua, did you come up with the name of the flower flea on the drum and gave it to me? ”

Shi Qian is the heart of a teenager in the end, and just now he scolded Wu Song and Hua Zi for not talking about the morality of the rivers and lakes. Seeing Wu Song let go of himself, he got the name of a flea on the drum again, and smiled happily, it was simply heartless!

"Brother, you said that you just learned art and went out of the mountain, is this snitch also taught by a special person?"

"That's not it! Brother Wu, Second Brother Hua, you don't know, the little brother is not those amateur thieves! The younger brother has been studying art in the teacher for seven years, and he is a professional, very professional and professional kind! ”

Speaking of this, Shi Qian's face was full of pride, straightened up and said, "Little brother is not talented, it is the seventy-third generation disciple of the Miao Empty Sect!" ”

It's a very apt name! Hanako humbly thinks that you snitches are just relying on a pair of unparalleled hands to make other people's money bags empty!

Seeing that Wu Song and Hua Zixu didn't seem to have the intention of arresting themselves as officials, Shi Qian finally put his mind at ease and said with a long sigh: "It's all because the little brother has just stepped into the rivers and lakes and lacks experience in the rivers and lakes. ”

"Brother Wu, Second Brother Hua, the younger brother has made amends to you!"

As soon as Shi Qian's words came out, Hanako humbly said that what I was waiting for was you, and looked at Shi Qian with a smile on his face: "Hehe, how are you going to make amends?" ”

"Huh!?" Shi Qian was stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart that aren't all heroes in the rivers and lakes heroic? I apologized, shouldn't this matter be revealed? Why are these two still unforgiving? Could it be that the rules of the rivers and lakes taught to him by the master are all fake? Or has the rules of the rivers and lakes changed recently?

The experience of the rivers and lakes that has been passed down for hundreds of years and the experience of the rivers and lakes that has been passed on to the disciples of the lineage will naturally not be fake! The heroes and heroes on the rivers and lakes, even if there are any holidays, as long as they sincerely apologize and give the other party enough faces, most of them will laugh and enmity!

But Wu Song and Hua Zixu are different from ordinary characters. Wu Song has always hated those hypocritical and polite rules of the rivers and lakes, and Hua Zixu is not interested in these rules of the rivers and lakes, and even abandons them. If it weren't for this, Hua Zixu and Wu Song would not have made such a deed, and they would not have married Jin Lan and become brothers in life and death!

Shi Qian is unlucky, just after learning out of the mountain, just stepped into the rivers and lakes, he met Wu Song and Hua Zixu! The rules he learned have also become a bunch of useless nonsense! It's just that I don't know the current time change, because when he meets Hua Zixu and Wu Song, he will embark on an unprecedented and unique road to the rivers and lakes!

"There are still a lot of gold, silver and jewelry in the younger brother's residence, if the two elder brothers don't dislike it, they should be regarded as an apology for the younger brother!"

"What was stolen, our brothers don't want!" Hua Zixu and Wu Song said in unison!

"That's it!" Shi Qian lowered his head and thought for a long time before he said with a smile: "Second Brother Hua, didn't you just say that your neck is sore?" It's not the little brother to brag, the little brother is just mediocre, the little brother is an expert in the technique of relaxing the muscles and pinching the bones! If the younger brother doesn't help you pinch, you will be regarded as making amends to the second brother Hua! ”

"But my neck isn't sore anymore!"

The smile on Hanako's face is even stronger, as if she is harmless to humans and animals, and anyone who looks at it feels amiable! But in Wu Song's opinion, he who has been with Hua Zixu for a long time already understands that Hua Zixu is planning to trick people!

"Huh!? What can I do? Shi Qian's face was bitter, and he turned his head to look at Wu Song and pleaded: "Brother Wu, you just punched a punch, you must have a little sore shoulder, right?" Why don't you pinch it for you? ”

Although Wu Song didn't know what Huazi's intention was, he wouldn't dismantle Huazi's void platform, and he didn't want to laugh and say, "Haha, there's no need!" ”

"What can I do then? Two elder brothers, what do you have to do to let go of the younger brother? ”

Shi Qian saw that Wu Song and Hua Zi were like this, they were obviously playing with themselves, Shi Qian was a young man after all, his eyes were red in a hurry, and he was about to cry when he saw it!

"Ouch, don't cry, I'm most afraid of seeing people cry!"

Wu Song looked at Shi Qian's pitiful appearance, and said to Hua Zixu: "Brother, don't make fun of him, don't let him cry for a while, I have to coax you, why bother!" ”

Since Wu Song had already spoken, Hua Zixu naturally would not refuse, and said to Shi Qian with a smile: "Brother, I only want to ask you one thing, do you still want to make a name for yourself, and do you still want to break out of the world in the rivers and lakes?" ”

"Yes!" Shi Qian didn't want to blurt out, so he immediately said with a bitter face: "But I have broken it in the hands of my two brothers, how can I become famous?" ”

"I have a way, which can not only make your affairs in Qinghe County written off, but also make you famous within three or five days, and let your brother's fame spread throughout the whole rivers and lakes! I just don't know if you can trust me or not? ”

Hua Zi's voice did not fall, and Shi Qian didn't want to laugh and said: "Second Brother Hua, I believe you!" Of course my little brother can trust you! Second Brother Hua, hurry up and talk about your method! ”

"Brother Shi Qian, don't you ask me if this method is dangerous?"

"Haha, Second Brother Hua, aren't we people in the rivers and lakes just licking blood on the tip of a knife? Second Brother Hua, hurry up! As long as he can become famous, as long as he can be famous, even if he dies for a lifetime, the little brother will obey his fate! ”

Time has changed, my flower child is vain to obey you! I've seen people who want to be famous, but I've never seen someone like you, who wants to be famous and wants to go crazy, and you don't even want your life! The times have changed, I am optimistic about you, the new generation of thieves is you!