Chapter 106: Three Feet of Life
Yu Lang felt a little strange, the choice of the Oiran was nothing more than a gimmick to make money, how could there be a reason to let go of the newly selected Oiran so easily?
Unless, the candidate for the Oiran has already been decided, and someone has already paid a lot of money to redeem the girl in advance.
Proud House is also a golden sign in Chongrenfang, and the name of the Oiran is also extremely heavy, if a certain master wants to marry a concubine, it is also possible to ask for a fame for the concubine first and earn enough face before marrying home.
Zheng Yuanhe was overjoyed, but Yu Lang glanced at a box on the second floor with a solemn expression, and when the old mother said the last sentence, she subconsciously glanced in that direction, tonight's things are by no means so simple.
"Brother Lang, your brows are about to wring out of the water. What's wrong? Are you afraid that your little brother won't be able to help Sister Yaxian take the position of Oiran? Li Qing patted her chest with a folding fan, "Don't worry, with this son here, the money is enough, you can't lose." ”
Yu Lang smiled: "Your Li family's silver is not blown by the wind, are you willing to pay for them?" ”
Li Qing raised her eyebrows proudly, and had another style: "My son has never liked to lose. ”
"The judge of tonight's dance duel is the most prestigious dancer in Chang'an City-Aunt Gongsun!"
The scene erupted in lively applause again, Gongsun Auntie's sword dance has long been a banner, and the painting saint Wu Daozi and the grass saint Zhang Xu have all realized from her sword intent in order to reach the realm of today.
Li Qing also looked happy: "I didn't expect the master behind this proud building to have such a big hand, and even a character like Gongsun Auntie can be moved." Although she was very spoiled by Li Linfu and went to the palace for banquets many times, she has always been in love with this strange woman.
Although Aunt Gongsun was born in a pear orchard, none of the gentlemen in the audience dared to look at her with the eyes of a woman in the dust, this person was already a family in the way of the sword. Even the sword saint Pei Wen sighed after seeing his sword dance in the past, if this woman was not from a humble background and did not get a famous teacher to introduce the door as soon as possible, I am afraid that the name of the sword saint would have to be surrendered.
There is such an expert in the evaluation, but Yu Lang is a little relieved, at least the Gongsun aunt will not release the water in this part of the dance, no matter who the owner behind the proud building is, it is not worth Gongsun Auntie to use her reputation to make a fake game.
The old lady of the proud building was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, and deliberately paused for a while, and continued to announce: "The judge of the poetry decision is the new science and technology jinshi, Cen Shen. ”
Although Cen Shen was not as famous as Gongsun Auntie at this time, there were many scholars present after all, and many people had heard of his talent and reputation, and he was also very popular.
Li Qing showed a look of adoration on her face: "It's Cen Shen who recently made "Feeling the Old Fu". ”
Zheng Yuanhe said with disdain: "There is no hero at the time, so that the shaft becomes famous." ”
These two sentences can deceive themselves many times, but Xuanzong seemed out of place in the first dynasty, and there were too many romantic characters in this era. Yu Lang obviously did not agree with Zheng Yuanhe's words.
Cen Shen shocked Chang'an with a song "Feeling the Old Fu" before Jinshi and the first, and captured the hearts of many aristocratic ladies in Chang'an City.
The twenty-nine-year-old Cen Shen was born with a dignified appearance, and he had a bit of martial arts spirit, and a little less sour spirit that scholars often have, and sat next to Gongsun Auntie, but his momentum was not bad at all.
Xue Wenyang, who has always watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, deliberately asked with a thick throat: "What is the origin of the judge of the financial decision, is it possible that the God of Wealth has been invited?" ”
Xue Wenyang's words caused everyone to laugh.
"Yes, what is the ability of the judge of financial decisions, who can't count the silver?" The old mother also pretended to be suspicious.
I saw a piece of red cloth thrown down from the third floor and fluttered to the ground.
Everyone was wondering, and the red cloth slowly bulged and moved back and forth.
Maybe it's a trick? A living person was conjured under the red cloth?
The bold guest, who could not bear it, lifted the red cloth, but when he saw that there was no one underneath it, he threw it down in disappointment.
At this time, the red cloth was uncovered by itself, and a three-foot-tall dwarf walked out of it, hugged his fists to everyone and said, "Three-foot sword, I salute all the guest officers." ”
As soon as the name of "Three-foot Sword" came out, there was a lively uproar, and this person was also a big comedian in Chongren and Pingkang, and he also gained a group of hardcore fans by relying on superb tricks.
The old mother smiled and greeted the three-foot sword to the other two judges and sat down beside her: "Although the three-foot sword does not have the same prominent identity as the other two judges, you should be assured of his ability to count money." ”
The three-foot sword was once famous for its trick of "smelling money" with one hand, turning his back to blindfold him, and he could smell the silver as quickly as possible no matter how much silver was placed behind him. The most exaggerated one time someone took out 5,327 copper coins, and the three-foot sword only took the blink of an eye to smell it clearly.
Yu Lang saw that this "three-foot sword" had the cultivation of the Xuan Realm: "This person has the cultivation of the Xuan Realm, but he makes a living by fiddling with these little tricks, are the nobles of Chang'an so unsparing?" ”
Those tricks seem to outsiders to be magical, in fact, it is easy to do it with the cultivation of the Xuan Realm, a little brain, and then use some auxiliary props, but it seems that he will not have any competitors, if ordinary people have the cultivation of the Xuan Realm, who will set up a stall to change tricks for others to enjoy.
Li Qing knows more about these things than Yu Lang: "This person is congenitally insufficient, short in stature, extremely diligent when he was young, and wants to change his fate with his own efforts, but although he has advanced to Wuxuan, the dignitaries and nobles are unwilling to accept him because of his obscene description, and one person once ridiculed him for not being as tall as a three-foot sword, what is the use of raising him?" Since then, he has abandoned his original name and called himself the Three-Foot Sword to remind himself of the shame of the past. This person has been lonely and widowed all his life, have you seen the doll he holds in his arms? Wherever he went, he would take the woman-like doll with him, and outsiders laughed at the doll as his wife. ”
Three-foot life, lonely and miserable all his life, he has gone through hardships and has not changed his life, and he has only one puppet as his companion.
The three-foot sword sitting at the top looked a little helpless, with a flattering smile on his face all the time, I don't know how many beatings and ridicules he has suffered to form such a humble normality, Yu Lang has some sympathy for this poor man who has forgotten his name.
Li Qing was also a little sentimental: "The three-foot sword is forced to laugh in front of people all day long, but I don't know how much bitterness is hidden in my heart. ”
After listening to this story, Zheng Yuanhe had a different opinion: "People who can do what they like to the extreme without stagnation should be respected, not sympathized." ”
After introducing the three judges, the old lady of the proud building saw that the scene had been done enough, and the guests were hung up to their appetites, so she opened her voice and shouted: "The first round of dance has officially begun!" Let's put the five girls in order! ”
The sound of gongs and drums stopped, and the beauties entered.
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