Chapter 371: The world's first dish "Devil's Hodgepodge" is introduced
PS: The content of this chapter is Xiao Dong's first attempt to write in a new super nonsensical way of writing. The way of expressing one's stance is also extremely unusual. I don't know if our dear book friends will like this genre. Xiao Dong was worried in his heart. I hope that the book friends who support Xiaodong will leave your feelings after reading this chapter after reading it.
Like or spray Xiaodong is calmly accepted, if most book friends like it, then Xiaodong will use this way to write in the future. If more than one person sprays, then use it sparingly.
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Shouichi Terauchi is really awesome now, and he brought three kinds of troops with different combat effectiveness at once.
I'll go, everyone, please see, his military camp has directly become the name of a dish, called "Devil's Hodgepodge".
Alas! Listen, "Devil's Hodgepodge"! What an awesome dish name! At present, it is estimated to be the most awesome dish name in the world, and there is no one. It doesn't matter if it's awesome, and just hearing the name of the dish makes people drool. What? Do you want to eat too? Yes, no problem.
Insert an advertisement for Chinese who want to eat "devil hodgepodge": If there is a book friend who opens a restaurant, you can make this dish, we do not charge a naming fee, and we also help you advertise for free. There is only one condition: this book is permanently free for book lovers. Ha ha!
Let's introduce the main ingredients and origins of the world's first dish, the "devil's hodgepodge".
What is the first material? Dangdangdang, the fake devil in the "Stick Division", is called a creature of the stick, which is a unit rated as a scumbag-level combat effectiveness. Place of origin: Korea, formerly known as: Korea. As for how does this ingredient taste when cooked? It's not known yet, who eats and who knows.
The second material is, of course, the little devils in the new troops newly trained by the Devil Country, all of whom are recruits who have not experienced the battlefield and are rated as general-level combat fighting troops. Place of origin: Devil's country. As for what will taste like when this ingredient is made into a dish? It is also unknown at this time. However, due to the fact that these materials are young and strong, tender and juicy, and they sell very well, according to the preliminary budget of experts, the taste of this material should be crispy, slippery and oily but not greasy, and it is estimated that people want to eat the second after eating the first one. But this is only the result of the budget. What does it actually taste like? Or who eats who knows. Ha ha?
The last material is, of course: the old devil in the veteran army of Shouichi Terauchi. This kind of old devil has been on the battlefield for a long time, and he has killed countless Chinese soldiers and civilians. Vicious and cruel, he is an out-and-out veteran who has survived the rain of bullets and endless killings. As a result, the combat effectiveness of these units was rated as tough, and they were the strongest troops in Terauchi Shou's hands. Place of origin: Devil's country. Notes: Due to the fact that the production speed cannot keep up with the pace of death, this material is currently becoming less and less common, and it is recommended that those who need it get their hands on it as soon as possible.
As for the texture and taste of the dishes! Because this creature has grown for a long time, it has far exceeded the best year for cooking, and experts predict that its taste will be poor, but the taste will be better than the first two, and if it is made into a "devil's hodgepodge" with the first two ingredients, the taste is estimated to be good.
After all the materials and production areas are introduced, the chef will study the recipe himself. This dish tastes even better if it is added with another rare ingredient. This material is: a devil lieutenant general and above the senior official. Such as Shouichi Terauchi, Okamura Ninji, etc., the bigger the official, the better. The best material is the Emperor of the Devil Country.
Ha ha? The world's first dish - "devil's hodgepodge". Whoever can eat this dish is estimated to be so cool that it can fly.
Alas, I'm hungry! Let's get this dish out of the way! All the book friends of Xiaodongxie's "I want to fight devils" are looking forward to it and are waiting for the food.
And in the training ground of the devil's barracks.
The devil veterans we talked about just now, that guy, this appearance, one by one, with their heads held high, their looks flying, pretending to show off all kinds of actions that he thought were the coolest.
Hey, hey! These old devils, what are you doing here? Is something going on?
It turned out that there was a road outside the devil's training ground, and the road and the devil's training ground were separated by a large iron net. The devils strictly forbid passers-by to enter their training grounds. and they were barried with this iron net.
In this way, passers-by can't get in, but there are many curious people who eat melons and children who pass by playing soy sauce, and they can't help but stop to see how the devil is made. Oh, mistaken! This is a training ground, not to train devils, but to train devils.
The melon-eating audience and the soy sauce players stopped to watch the devils train, and they almost made a mistake! If there are refined devils, it will be terrible! Ha ha!
And the reason why these old devils are desperately cool is because there will often be beautiful girls and rich women from all over the world passing by on this road, and when they are cool, passers-by will stop to look at them, of course, those sister papers and rich women are no exception. This trick is quite good, but it is not pleasant to try.
No, this time is the same, soon a lot of officials gathered outside the iron net, including many sisters and rich women, and there are many of them.
No way, this is China. It is the nature of Chinese to love to watch and be lively.
This situation caused the devils to work harder. The idea of these devils is that they haven't been able to harm China's flower girls for more than a year, so it's hard! Since we can't be strong, let's also learn from others to pursue it! Since there is a chance to attract sister paper here, let's seize the opportunity to show off, and we won't lose anything anyway? What if a sister paper takes a fancy to us? Who can say for sure about love?
Alas! I'll give you a lung! Why is this so disgusting for these devils to say this? Ha ha!
Anyway, those Chinese girls and rich women thought there was something big to see, so they stopped to take a look. I didn't expect to see these devils showing off there. Force. They already hate little devils, and the various cool actions they put on are synonymous with disgust in the eyes of these girls who hate them devils.
Every time in the past, these sister papers would not look at the eyes as clean, silently leaving is, we are kind Chinese, we don't like to cause trouble, and we can't afford to provoke!
But this time, there was an older woman who was very bold. I saw that these devils were doing all kinds of disgusting seduction actions to them.
She suddenly couldn't help but exaggerate and shouted: "Alas! These are the men of this book! It's as short as a mule, it's ugly! Alas! This sister paper, look at it, they still have looped legs, it looks so disgusting! Are you disgusting? Alas! I can't stand it! Nausea was almost throwing up. ”
When the officials heard this, they immediately burst into laughter!
And the devil's side......
"Knock Knock ......"
One of all the devils who can listen to Chinese is counted as one, and they all fainted when they heard the words.
PS: Free preview of the next chapter: Welcome back dear book friends, and continue to fight devils with Brother Feng. Brother Feng will take you back to experience life in that most vulnerable era of China. Experience for yourself the helplessness and heartbreak of being bullied by powerful foreigners.
Of course, the most important thing is: let you, as a Chinese, personally feel how you, as a traverser, used your advanced brain and golden finger to play devils in that blood-boiling era? Who is Brother Feng? Can you guess it?
Actually, the answer is "you." "That's right, you read that right, the answer is everyone who reads a book. If you can put yourself in the role of Brother Feng, read this book. Then congratulations! You'll experience a thrill like you've never experienced before. This kind of feeling, if you come to the scene in person, slap the devil with your own hands, and vent your hatred for the devil in person, alas! I can actually kill the devil with my own hands, ah! Cool and cool! This feeling! Do you feel it? No? That's fine! Let's go, follow Brother Feng's guard battalion, and rush into the salary town! Hot blood, let's get started!
In the last chapter, we explained clearly the origin of the stick division of Shouichi in the temple, and accidentally took you away, no way, that is to let everyone understand the combat effectiveness of the stick division and their disgusting face of bullying good and fearing evil, but with a ruthless, vicious and dark heart. Otherwise, you will not understand it later and will say: Alas! How could a devil be like this? Writer brother, are you trying to lie to me? In fact, no one has ever seen what a devil looks like! I believe that if you like the Anti-Japanese War text, you will definitely have seen the image of thousands of devils on the TV computer, sigh hey! So much? Which one is the authentic image of the devil? You don't know?
Okay, then let Xiaodong tell you, devil, what the hell is like. Let's not talk about what the devils are like in other places!
But Xiao Dong can tell you what the devil looks like in "I Want to Fight Devils". That's ...... Oh! Wait a minute!
The details are explained in detail in the next chapter, quack!
A writer who is also an anti-Japanese war writer endures after reading the next chapter
Zhu exclaimed: I'll go, no wonder! I said so! Why do you Xiaodong, the devil here seems to be easier to kill than ours. It turns out that your devils are all like this? Why is this half-brained devil on your "I want to fight devils"? Why are our devils so difficult to beat? Bitter! are all the same writers, why is the difference in treatment so big? Tears run!
Xiao Dong laughed and shouted: Someone! Come and see! Brother Feng took his guards and had an accident in Xinxiang City!
Book Friend: What? So what are you waiting for? Let's hurry up and watch!
Okay, all the book friends get in the car, let's go to see Brother Feng kill devils! Ha ha! The car starts! Let's go to the next chapter! Passion, ignite immediately! Hot blood, let's get started! Oh also......
(The number of words in this chapter is 2993, which is less than 3,000 automatic book coins of 2,000 words)
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