I will take you as an apprentice

"Ding Ding Ding!", the alarm clock set by Chen Yan at six o'clock in the morning rang. Usually at this time, Chen Yan would get up immediately, tidy up his clothes, go to the desk to memorize English words, and then go downstairs to brush his teeth and wash his face for breakfast. But it won't work today, Chen Yan really can't get out of bed today.

Yesterday, I first experienced the incident of an unknown object falling and almost killing herself, and then there was the mixed doubles exercise incident of my parents, and then there was the incident of admitting a Protoss and letting her live in her own room, the key to this Protoss She is still a woman, and the special key is that she is very beautiful, which caused Chen Yan to keep thinking about it for a long time before falling asleep. I felt like I had just slept for a short time when the alarm went off. Chen Yan, who was in a daze, stretched out his hand to turn off the alarm clock, and then continued to fall asleep from the sleep just now.

After sleeping for a while, he suddenly felt that someone slapped his face, and someone kept calling him, Chen Yan opened his eyes a small slit, and it took a while to see that it was his mother who was telling him to get up.

"What? It turned out to be my mother, I thought it was..."Chen Yan jumped up from the bed before he finished speaking, and said to his mother, "Mom, why did you come in!"

"Why, I can't enter your room today after beating you yesterday, you guys aren't children anymore, are you still playing such a little temper?"

Chen Yan hurriedly explained: "No, no, when my mother comes into my room, it's not like you can come and leave as you want." It's just that you just said that I'm not too young, and I haven't dressed all the clothes yet, so you can leave me some privacy. ”

"Come on, I haven't seen any of your privacy. Alright, hurry down and have breakfast. Chen Yan's mother woke up Chen Yan and prepared to leave. ”

Chen Yan hurriedly stopped his mother and asked cautiously, "Mom, did you see anything else when you came in, a metaphor for a big living person?"

Chen Yan's mother thought for a while and said, "Aren't you the only one in this room, are there other people?" Then Chen Yan's mother suddenly realized: "You kid won't want to continue yesterday's joke again, your skin will itch when you wake up in the morning." ”

"No, no. Chen Yan hurriedly shook his head: "Yesterday, I have already learned how powerful my parents' mixed doubles are, and I will never dare to do it again, so I will go down to eat." ”

After his mother left, Chen Yan rummaged around the room, and whispered as he searched: "Goddess, Goddess, are you still there? But after looking for a while, it still didn't work. "She's not going to be gone. Chen Yan said with a look of loss.

After searching for a long time without results, Chen Yan could only come downstairs for breakfast first.

The mother asked, "What are you doing? Why did it take so long to come down?" ”

"Didn't do anything. With a simple answer, Chen Yan sat down at the table and ate breakfast in disappointment.

"Does Dad still have a job today, why don't you see him. Chen Yan asked.

Mom replied, "Well, your dad is working overtime today." ”

Halfway through breakfast, Chen Yan inadvertently looked up at the stairs facing him, and found a girl's figure walking down the stairs. Chen Yan rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and after seeing clearly that it was indeed Shuxiang who was walking down the stairs, he said "I'll go" in surprise, and then rushed towards the stairs.

Chen Yan's mother saw Chen Yan running away and shouted loudly, "Chen Yan didn't finish breakfast." ”

"No, I forgot that I hadn't finished my homework yet.

Chen Yan quickly ran to Shuxiang's side, stopped her who was about to go downstairs, and pulled her to run upstairs to his room.

Looking at Chen Yan, who quickly rushed upstairs, Chen Yan's mother was puzzled: "This kid, his enthusiasm for studying has been really high recently! But when he ran up just now, did he pull a person up together? It seems that he is still a girl? Forget it, he may be dazzled, how can Chen Yan's guy hide a girl at home." Shaking her head, Chen Yan's mother then put away the dishes.

Chen Yan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after pulling Shuxiang into the room, and hurriedly closed it and asked Shuxiang, "Where did you go in the morning?"

"Just now, I went to absorb the forces of nature.

"The forces of nature?" Chen Yan was slightly puzzled: "Forget it, I don't understand your god clan at all. However, you will never be able to go downstairs in the future, and you must hide when you see my parents coming upstairs, you know?"

"Why?"

"No, just do it, just when you repay me for letting you stay for free, of course, if you have anything else, you can also manage to find me, and I will do my best to help you." ”

"Yes, yes. ”

After explaining this important matter, Chen Yan couldn't help but relax, and then he realized that he had not let go of the hand that had been holding the scholarly fragrance. I only felt that the little hands of the bookish fragrance were very smooth, as if touching the satin, and very soft, only slightly cold.

After realizing his gaffe, Chen Yan quickly let go of Shuxiang's hand and apologized: "I'm sorry Goddess, I didn't mean to, because it was an emergency just now, and I was because... Sorry, I definitely didn't mean to. Chen Yan sincerely apologized and asked for the forgiveness of Shuxiang.

'Is that what you're talking about?' At this time, Shuxiang also realized, raised her hand and looked at it carefully: "It's not a big deal to hold my hand, but I'm very strange, how can you hold my hand?"

"I really didn't mean it, it was unintentional, you must believe me!" Chen Yan said affirmatively.

"Oh, I know you didn't mean to. I'm just very strange, I'm a Protoss, and you're just an ordinary human, how can you touch me? It seems that you are really not an ordinary human. Shuxiang tilted her little head and said.

"No, I don't feel any strange power in myself at all! Chen Yan asked.

"Hmm. The female power in the Protoss belongs to Yin, and the male power belongs to Yang, and when the power exists, men and women cannot contact each other, even with ordinary men or women. Once a man and a woman come into contact with each other, the power of yin and yang will be detonated, and then the two parties who touch will be consumed by their own power. And when an ordinary Terran male touches a Protoss female, he will be directly burned to ashes by the powerful Yin and Yang force. ”

Chen Yan was a little shocked, and said with some disbelief: "Is it so powerful?" Fortunately, I'm fine, and I don't feel uncomfortable. ”

Shuxiang continued: "Obviously, you don't have any special powers, but you can touch me. ”

"Ahh

"Could it be what?" Chen Yan stared nervously at the fragrance of the book

"Are you not a man, but a woman? ”

"How is this possible!" Chen Yan was shocked and hurriedly explained: "I am indeed a man, I am 100% sure of this, I can never be a woman." ”

Chen Yan's words were useless, and Shuxiang pinched his small chin with his hand: "Then it's strange, what's going on?"

After pondering for a while to no avail, Chen Yan said: "I said Goddess, since you don't understand what this is about, then don't think about it, it's easier to hurt your brain if you think too much." I've wasted a lot of time today, I'm going to read a book and do an exercise, if you have something to do, just fly out of the window, just stay in my room if you have nothing to do, as long as it doesn't disturb my study. ”

"Okay, it's decided. As if he had made a major decision, Shuxiang solemnly announced to Chen Yan: "I want to accept you as my apprentice, and you will be my apprentice from today onwards." ”

"Ahh ”

Shuxiang's words caught Chen Yan off guard, and he could only make a long note to express his surprise.

Chen Yan was puzzled: "You want to take me as an apprentice, why?"

"Because you're so peculiar, I'd like to study it well, so leave it to me, and I'll study you from the inside out, completely. There was a wicked smile on the cute little face of the scholar.

Shuxiang's words made Chen Yan nervous, and he clutched his body tightly: "Are you accepting me as an apprentice just to study me?

"Hahaha, it's up to you. Shuxiang stretched out his hands, with an evil smile on his face, and walked slowly towards Chen Yan.

Looking at Shuxiang's evil expression on his face, and slowly walking towards him, Chen Yan scared Shuxiang and said, "Don't come here, I'll call if you come over again."

"Haha, you call it! No one will come if you cut your throat. Then Shuxiang came to Chen Yan with a stride, picked up Chen Yan and threw him on the bed.

Chen Yan shouted loudly on the bed: "Don't! ”

After a period of exploration, Shuxiang couldn't find anything unusual, so she had to let go of Chen Yan, who was about to cry.

"What's going on? I really can't see anything. Shuxiang was confused.

Then Shuxiang looked at Chen Yan, who was about to cry, and comforted him: "Okay, get up quickly! Why are you still crying, it scares you? I'm sorry, I'll be gentle next time." ”

Chen Yan stood up from the bed and asked with some concern, "What did you do to me just now? I can't do anything, right?" I feel that something is spinning around in my body just now. ”

"Oh, that thing you said was running around in your body? That's my divine power, and I use it to check your body, whatever secrets you have, just check it and it will come out. But don't worry, there won't be any after-effects. ”

"Regarding my body, did you check out any results?" Regarding what Shuxiang said about himself earlier, although Chen Yan didn't believe it, he was still a little worried.

Shuxiang spared his head and said: "Hehe, there is no special result, it seems that you are just an ordinary person"

Chen Yan was a little angry: "Hehe, you big-headed ghost, I said that I was just an ordinary person, and you still don't believe it." ”

Shuxiang waved his hand to Chen Yan: "Don't be angry! Sit down and listen to me first." This kind of inspection is not a panacea, maybe your ability is very special, I can't check it at all. So, you should still worship me as a teacher, and I will teach you to cultivate divine arts, so that in the process of learning, you may be able to figure out the secrets of your body. ”

"I'm sorry, but it's really unfortunate. I'm very busy right now, I don't have time, and I don't want to study. Chen Yan refused the book's request without even thinking about it.

"Why?" Shuxiang felt incomprehensible: "After learning the magic arts, you can fly to the sky and the earth, and you can do anything, aren't you tempted?"

"Well, it's really heartwarming to hear what you say. But. Chen Yan stood up and pointed at Shuxiang: "You must want to treat me as an experiment, don't you? ”

"Don't worry, I will never do this, I really want to accept you as an apprentice. Shuxiang showed a sincere look.

Looking at Shuxiang with this expression, coupled with Shuxiang's tossing of herself just now, her clothes were slightly open. Chen Yan's heart was moved, he quickly turned his head around, and said with a slightly red face: "Even if you are sincere, I can't agree to be your apprentice."

"Why?"

Chen Yanyi said righteously: "Because I am about to take the exam, this exam is very important, and I don't have time to worship you as a teacher and learn any divine arts." ”

"The exam you are talking about, is it like this, complete all the questions on this piece of paper? Shuxiang took a failed math test paper and asked Chen Yan.

Chen Yan turned around and instantly found that the test paper was the math test paper he had failed a few days ago.

Chen Yan's math score was not too bad, but he still failed the math test a few days ago, so he hid the failing test paper under his pillow and never dared to let his parents see it. However, today it was searched by the book.

"Give it back to me. Chen Yan shouted and threw himself at the test paper.

Shuxiang immediately deftly dodged it, and said as she dodged, "Why did you write the wrong answer to such a simple question?

Shuxiang's words, Chen Yan felt like he was laughing at him, and he immediately became angry: "Simple, can you do the above question." Don't talk too much, you may not be able to understand what you explain, this is a modern mathematical problem. ”

Shuxiang pointed to the most difficult math problem and asked Chen Yan, "Do you mean this problem? ”

Chen Yan took a closer look, and Shuxiang's hand was pointing to the last big question of the math test paper. Chen Yan really didn't know that big question at all, although the teacher explained it, but Chen Yan didn't understand it at all. Chen Yan thought to herself: She must not understand this question.

"Well, that's it, can you read it?"

"Hmm." Shuxiang looked at it for a while and said, "You calculate this place first, and then get this corner..... Look, isn't that going to be out? ”

Chen Yan listened carefully to what she said, and found that this was really the case, and his approach was much easier than what the teacher was going to say. I didn't understand what the teacher said at all, but I understood what she said as soon as I heard it.

Chen Yan immediately knelt on the ground and bowed to Shuxiang and said, "Lord Goddess, you will be my teacher from today onwards."

Seeing this, Shuxiang became happy, and said with a little pride: "Why, you are impressed by my strength, and you are finally willing to worship me as your master." Alright then, I'm going to teach you how to practice magic from today.

Chen Yan raised his head and looked at the happy scholar, thinking that she directly poured a basin of cold water: "No, no, no, I worship you as my teacher, I just want you to tutor my class, not to practice any magic with you."

"Teach you a cultural lesson, the beauty you think. Shuxiang angrily threw down the test paper.

"Why?" This time it was Chen Yan's turn to be puzzled,

"Listen, I'll accept you as my apprentice, what I'm going to teach you in the future is that kind of super-difficult divine art cultivation, not this kind of completely undifficult question answer. Shuxiang pointed to the math problem just now and explained to the puzzled Chen Yan.

"It's not difficult at all. Looking at the topic that Shuxiang was referring to, Chen Yan's heart was instantly hurt by 10,000 points. Chen Yan covered his heart and staggered to his feet: "You actually said that this question is not difficult at all, but I don't understand it at all!"

"Hey, then you're stupid. "The fragrance of books hit Chen Yan hard again.

"Okay, let's not talk about that. You should start practicing magic with me from now on, and I will teach you everything I know.

Chen Yan picked up his test paper from the ground: "I'm sorry, I don't want to study, the exam is coming soon, I don't have time."

After that, Chen Yan no longer paid attention to the fragrance of books, came directly to his desk, and started his study task today.