After killing the two eye-catching tigers, Hua Zixu and Wu Song were also tired enough, the two climbed onto the big bluestone, chose the most comfortable and comfortable position to lie down, looked at each other and laughed!

Hanako was sweating profusely, as if she had collapsed, without any strength! He said breathlessly and said, "Second Brother Wu, I'm tired of my brother!" Even if a peerless beauty throws herself into her arms, my brother won't be able to move! ”

"A peerless beauty? You kid wants to eat alone! Wu Song also panted and laughed!

"Alright! Two of us, one for each of us! But Second Brother Wu, do you still have the strength to fight for three hundred rounds? ”

Hearing Hua Zixu's words, Wu Song smiled: "Stupid, can't you come with two beauties who take the initiative?" Do you have to do it yourself? ”

As soon as Wu Song's words came out, Hua Zixu's eyes lit up, thinking that this Wu Song seemed to be different from the one in "Water Margin". Wu Song in "Water Margin" is strong in blood and is notoriously not close to women. And this Wu Song in front of him not only has the same temper as himself, but also has unique insights into the way of men and women, and can be called a rare fellow practitioner!

"Holy! You cow! You can sit cross-legged and sit on the lotus, you can do it, brother, I admire you to death! ”

Hua Zixu and Wu Song looked at each other and laughed again, but this laughter was quite ambiguous! The kind of artillery field that only men understand, the ambiguity of cherishing each other and becoming lifelong confidants!

Wu Song has walked the rivers and lakes for many years and has seen many heroes, many of whom are strong in martial arts, uninhibited and righteous. But there is no one like Hua Zixu, who has a good martial arts, but he has a hanging, cynical face, as if he has never regarded himself as a hero!

I hate those hypocritical celebrities the most, Wu Song, who is bold and free by nature, likes it in his heart when he sees Huazixu, and he can't wait to make friends for this life! The so-called smell is called a confidant, and it is probably the same when you think about it!

After Wu Song and Hua Zixu talked about the secret skills in the room, they thought about it and laughed: "Brother, you and I have this battle, and it is already a fateful friendship!" If the brothers don't dislike it, it's better for you and me to become brothers of the opposite sex! In the future, drink a lot of wine, eat a lot of meat, find a woman together, act chivalrous and righteous together, and brave the rivers and lakes! ”

As soon as Wu Song's words came out, Hua Zixu burst into tears with excitement, hugged Wu Song and cried: "Brother, brother, I have already had this intention!" Brother, I'm waiting for your words, it's hard to wait! Woo woo, my brother, brother, my life has finally been saved! ”

"What do you mean by that, brother? Who would dare to take your life? You tell my brother that I'll cut off his head and give it to my brother as a ball! ”

Hua Zixu and Wu Songyi married Jin Lan, although there are life-saving factors, but more of them are heartfelt admiration for Wu Song, and heartfelt heroism! Of course, unlike when he bowed to Ximenqing, he naturally wouldn't hide anything from Wu Song!

But the confusion between him and Pan Jinlian is not only unwise to mention at this time, but also a little unkind! Wu Song is full of joy and worships you brother, you directly tell people to wait first, I slept with your sister-in-law, are you still willing to worship me?

If Hua Zixu acted like this, wouldn't it chill the heart of the hero Wu Song? You have made the hero Wu Song have a shadow in his heart, and when he bows to others in the future, do you have to ask in advance: "Dude, don't be in a hurry to worship beforehand, and ask you, have you ever slept with my sister-in-law?" ”

Therefore, the matter between Hua Zixu and Pan Jinlian must be told to Wu Song, and if you don't say it, you are sorry for the worship! But I can't say it now, and if I say it now, I'm even more sorry brother!

Hua Zixu, who has always paid attention to mental health, secretly decided in his heart that when the time is right, he will definitely tell Wu Song and Panhe. When the time comes, whether it is a beating or a punishment, it is all up to Wu Song to decide, and he will never say a word!

Thinking of this, Hua Zixu smiled and said: "Brother, brother, I mean, if you don't worship your brother, your brother is worse than dead, and this little life is dead or alive, and it doesn't mean much!" ”

Speaking of this, Hua Zixu had tears in her eyes again, but these tears were half excited, half ashamed, and some were moved by their own wit and shed tears of pride!

Hua Zixu met him for the first time, and he fell in love with each other so much, Wu Song was also very moved when he saw it! I thought that my brother would cry at every turn, and he was still dead and alive, although he was a little childish, but he was very good to himself! As far as this pure heart is concerned, it is enough to see its sincerity and commendability!

"Brother, you can cry less in the future! A manly man, standing between heaven and earth, naturally sheds blood without tears, and he has to swallow it in his stomach if he breaks his teeth! Isn't crying and crying all day long a joke for outsiders? ”

After Wu Song and Hua Zixu put their hearts in their hearts, they immediately rubbed the soil into incense, pushed the golden mountain and poured the jade pillar to the ground, bowed to the heaven and earth three times, and worshiped as brothers of the opposite sex! Together, we are blessed and enjoy the same difficulties, do not seek the same life but seek the same death, and we will always be brothers in life and life!

"Brother!"

"Brother!"

Just when Wu Song and Huazi bowed and knelt on the ground to look at each other affectionately, they only heard a sound of chatter in the dense forest. The more than 50 hunters will jump out at the same time with a uniform and rhythmic sense. didn't even look at Wu Song and Hua Zixuan, one by one showed greed, and shouted and went straight to the corpses of the two fierce tigers!

These hunters were so rude, and the hot-tempered Wu Song shouted angrily when he saw it: "What do you want to do?" ”

Wu Song's loud shout shocked these hunters, but after all, they still couldn't compete with the allure of the five hundred taels bounty! One of the Orions shouted, "There are only two of them, and we have more than 50 of them, what are you afraid of what they will do?" Hurry up and grab the big worm, and go back to the county magistrate to receive the reward! ”

Seeing that these people didn't know whether they were alive or dead, and regarded themselves as nothing, Wu Song's heart was on fire, and he stood up straight and punched a locust tree with the thickness of a bowl beside him! As Wu Song put his fist into his arms, he only heard a "click", and the locust tree with the thickness of the bowl mouth broke in response!

Wu Song showed his skills, and scared these hunters like wooden chickens, knelt on the ground one by one, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and shouted in a mess: "Second Master Guan has gone down to earth!" Grandpa spare his life, spare his life! ”

These Orions were arrogant and domineering before, but now they are extremely embarrassed, such a condescending appearance, Wu Song smiled coldly when he saw it. Let them hand them a dagger, and with two or three sharp knives, they cut off the majestic thing under the crotch of the male tiger!

"Brother, you and I just got married, brother, I haven't given you a greeting yet! Brother, the tiger whip is the most great tonic, it is of great help to the brother's body, the brother borrowed flowers to offer the Buddha, and gave this tiger whip to the brother to make up for your body! ”

"Tiger Whip!?" Looking at the big tonic artifact about a foot long, the front end was covered with fleshy thorns, and the blood was mushy and mushy that Wu Song handed over, Hua Zixu's eyes couldn't help but light up. I thought that Li Buyan, the county minister, was good to him, these two tiger skins and tiger bones and other things, and giving them to him would be enough to repay him!

As for treasures such as tiger whips, it's better to keep them for yourself! However, he and Wu Songyi married Jin Lan, of course, they must share blessings and blessings, and things such as tiger whips and other great supplements naturally have to be shared by brothers, so as to meet the feelings of brotherhood!

"Brother, brother, I haven't started a family yet, and I don't need such a big supplement as a tiger whip! It's better for my brother to enjoy it first, and when my brother wants to use it in the future, you and my brother can just slaughter a few more tigers! ”

"Brother, that's a mistake! You haven't got married yet, and your brother is also single, who said that you have to start a family before you can use a tiger whip to make up for your body? Brother, take it quickly, otherwise my brother will be annoyed! ”

After the two of them excused themselves, no one wanted to have this thing to themselves. In the end, Wu Song was refreshing, and without saying a word, he split the tiger whip in half from the middle. Then he and Hua Zixu took half of it, and when they returned to Qinghe County, they would find a restaurant to stew tiger whip soup and drink!

In fact, Wu Song's move was also a bit redundant, and when the two returned to Qinghe County, they naturally stewed tiger whip soup together. Now splitting this tiger whip into two, isn't it taking off your pants and farting, it's just a superfluous move!

Saying that Wu Song and Hua Zixu led the way, those hunters lifted the corpses of the two fierce tigers, followed the footsteps of the two closely, and went straight to Qinghe County!

Li Buyan, the magistrate of the county, who got the news early, and tens of thousands of people in Qinghe County, did not wait for Hua Zixu and Wu Song to enter the city, like the stars holding the moon, carried the two to horseback, and then marched on the street!

Hua Zixu and Wu Song wore big red flowers, riding on a high-headed horse, and someone behind them carried the two white-fronted tigers and swam over and over again in the major streets of Qinghe County! It is really a noisy gong and drum, firecrackers, colorful flags, and a sea of people!

Especially the people of Qinghe County knew that when Wu Song and Hua Zixu fought with these two tigers, they did not have sharp blades. Almost with their bare hands, they killed these two eye-catching tigers alive!

Orions round up tigers, and occasionally kill one or two, but kill tigers with their bare hands, the people of Qinghe County have lived for decades, which has ever heard of it? I'm afraid that the nonsense drama can't make up such a bizarre story!

The enthusiasm of the people of Qinghe County reached a climax at once, and they poured into the streets one after another, as if watching the gods descend to earth, looking at Hua Zixu and Wu Song with admiration! Especially those twenty-eight beauties who have not yet come out of the cabinet, they look at Wu Song and Hua Zixu's eyes, and they are almost full of Venus!

And those young women who have already married into women, looking at Hua Zixu and Wu Song on the tall horses, only hate that they married too early. They looked at the eyes of the two, and they were no longer full of gold stars, but explicit and hot, and they couldn't wait to jump into the arms of the two of them, so that the tiger hero could caress them!

Seeing that Wu Song and Hua Zixu were so heroic, they actually killed the tiger with their bare hands, and Li Buyan, the county magistrate, couldn't help but be overjoyed. Immediately Feng Wusong and Hua Zixu were the heads and vice-presidents of Qinghe County, and let them work together to ensure the safety of Qinghe County!

From this day on, the names of Wu Song and Hua Zi gradually spread all over the north and south of the Great River, and spread to all states and provinces in the Great Song Dynasty. Wu Song and Hua Zixu also became first-class heroes in the world! And Hua Zixu also began here, his extraordinary, all the way to the rivers and lakes!