No. 011 Your Majesty, you are the faint king
"Is Yingzhou far away from Pennsylvania?" Cai Dao said as he pulled his little finger, the Five Roads Army was just five fingers, finally. Cai Dao really didn't know where Yingzhou was, and the shopkeeper didn't know it yesterday.
When it came to Pennsylvania, the military attachés didn't think there was anything wrong, and they all thought that Gao Zunyu, the idiot, should be demoted to Hainan, and staying in the capital would be smearing them all day. The Wenchen in the palace is very keen, Guangxi is a poor mountain and bad water, everyone knows it, but Pennsylvania is different, there is a person in that place who is involved in a bigger case. How did this doll mention Pennsylvania in a good way?
"Doll, Yingzhou is on Jinghu North Road, Penn is in, naturally Penn is farther away." Sun Jue also felt strange, but if he could take this opportunity to transfer that person away from Guangnan West Road, he wouldn't mind helping Cai Dao, so he stood up to solve Cai Dao's doubts.
"That's right, Your Majesty, since Gao Zunyu made such a big mistake, but he was only demoted to Yingzhou, how can Wang Gongwang, who was demoted by you to Pennsylvania, be embarrassed?" Sure enough, the surrounding civil officials looked like they had seen a ghost, this ghost kid really wanted to make things bigger and bigger, and in the end Wang Gong was also involved.
At this time, Song Shenzong had already escaped his anger, and he thought of something deeper.
It's easy to say if it's just the matter of the five-way war, but since the Wutai poetry case is mentioned, it means that there must be someone standing behind this child. But who is this person, or this group of people?
His grandfather, Wang Anshi, shouldn't be, no matter how the prime minister wants to talk about it, he will definitely play it himself.
Or the Cai brothers, but looking at their expressions, they don't seem to be in the know, and they don't have a good relationship with Su Shi and Wang Gong's group, so they can't stand up for them.
What's more, this kid rushed all the way from Fujian, and shouldn't have had the opportunity to contact other people, so who is behind him? Was it last night? Thinking of this, he first beckoned Shi De to approach, and whispered a few words before asking. "Huh. Doll, do you also know about the Wutai poetry case? ”
"Of course I do. However, before again, the grass people first confessed to you that the matter of the five roads of the summer was inquired about by the junior of the Gaosheng Inn store, and it cost the grass people 20 yuan. Your Majesty, the matter of Wulu Huaxia is so big, the junior two of the Beijing Inn basically knows, you can't arrest them all! Therefore, there is no need to send this father-in-law to investigate. As for the Wutai poetry case, I heard about it from merchants in my hometown. As soon as Cai Dao saw that Song Shenzong had brought Shi De closer, he guessed that the official family might be in trouble with the shopkeeper, so he hurriedly explained.
Song Shenzong couldn't cry or laugh when he was said, could this kid be able to read minds or lip language, otherwise how could he know what I was thinking. However, the matter should be investigated clearly, and Cai Dao can't say whatever it is. By the way, I also learned about the opinions of the entire Bianliang City up and down on their own handling of the Five Roads Summer.
"What did the merchants say?" Song Shenzong did not retract his order, Shi Deyi had already ordered it to go down, and then asked.
"Alas!" Cai Dao saw that he was unable to stop the other party's actions, and he could only mourn in silence for the unlucky shopkeeper, hoping that the other party could suffer a little less, and replied: "Your Majesty, you are the son of heaven!" How dare those businessmen say right and wrong about you! They were just chatting about who was demoted to what place, and who and who was fined how many catties of copper! Among them, four people were demoted, the culprit Su Dabeard was demoted to Huangzhou, and his younger brother was demoted to Gao'an, in fact, his younger brother was a blessing in disguise, and he could go back to his hometown to see. And what is the king of horses, I don't know this word, I heard that it is also Jinghu North Road. ”
"Speaking of this, Your Majesty, the grass people dare to ask you, whether you are related to you, no matter what mistakes you make, you will be relegated to Jinghu North Road, is it because it is close to the capital! I heard that this bird and horse can actually force the princess and her children to death, and like Gao Zunyu, such a big crime has been reduced to this way. It seems that anyone who will be an official in the future will have to climb relatives with you. Otherwise, why was Lord Wang relegated to Guangnan West Road! ”
"Presumptuous! You demon boy, talking nonsense here, come on, beat him to death with a stick! As soon as he heard Cai Dao slandering his father, Xiao Zhao was really angry, so he jumped out and commanded his guards to kill this guy who committed the crime.
"Maid, stand down." At this time, Song Shenzong also felt that his face was burning badly, and he may not have thought much about it at the time, but this kid's analysis was not unreasonable!
"According to what you say, the Wutai poetry case was wrongly judged?"
"Not really. Those businessmen didn't say which was right and which was wrong? However, they mentioned an incident that happened in the Renzong Dynasty, Your Majesty, 'Burn the Broken Sword Gate to the Zhan Pavilion, CD is not a mess', do you remember these two poems? On Cai Dao's small notebook, each word of these two poems was neatly written, and he deliberately wrote each word very large.
As soon as he finished speaking, the people around him, whether they were civil officials or military attachés, secretly gave a thumbs up, and said in their hearts that this kid is so bold!
There is no courtier in the court who does not know these two verses. These two lines of poetry are anti-poems as soon as they are heard, no matter which dynasty or generation they are put in, the person who wrote the poem is executed by Ling Chi himself, it is light, and if he doesn't do it well, he will be raided and destroyed. However, in the Great Song Dynasty, the old master who wrote poetry met the eternal Renzong, and Emperor Renzong not only did not execute the old scholar, but also gave him a petty official to do.
Song Shenzong's most longed-for emperor was Song Renzong, and when he suddenly heard these two poems, could he not understand what Cai Dao meant? However, Song Shenzong just wanted to ask him what he meant: "Does this case have anything to do with these two poems?" ”
"It doesn't matter. Cao Min thinks so, if this case happened in the Renzong Dynasty, maybe these adults would be dismissed from office and demoted, but they would not be demoted to Pennsylvania; Maybe this case will not happen at all in the Renzong Dynasty, and Renzong may reward that Su beard, after all, he is just making a few crooked poems. It's far worse than that anti-poem. ”
Maybe that's the case, but who let this case happen during the period when Song Shenzong was reformed alone, which was different during the Chongning period, and that was when Wang Anshi sat on the phase and thundered. It was different during the Yuanfeng period, when Song Shenzong was under great pressure to carry out the reform, and all those who hindered the reform were severely punished.
At this time, those people in the Yushitai can no longer let it go, the fire has already burned on their heads, and if they don't stop it, who knows what else this ghost kid will say.
The main force of the Wutai poetry case, the current inquisitor of the Eastern Yuan, the servant of the Ministry of Officials He Zhengchen, the current Hanlin bachelor Li Ding, and Cheng Shu Yan in the imperial history all jumped out.
"Your Majesty, the evidence in the Wutai poetry case is conclusive, can you just let a doll talk nonsense here?"
"Yellow-mouthed child, ignorant naughty boy, how can his words be credulous."
"Your Majesty, this child's origin is unknown, and his gossips confuse the public,......"
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"Okay, you're done. So, doll, these people are impeaching you, what do you have to say? After Song Shenzong and other ministers finished venting, they did not express their position, but asked Cai Dao.
"Your Majesty, I am the Great Song Dynasty, and I have established the country with literature, and the emperors of all dynasties have given preferential treatment to literati. If the meaning is taken out of context from his works, it is said that his people are rebelling, setting this precedent, and if this goes on for a long time, who else dares to continue to write poems and lyrics. What's more, even a five-year-old kid like me can do things out of context. I don't know who these ministers are, but I don't think they're famous.
I will pick a word made by a famous lyricist in the previous dynasty, Liu Yong must know that his song "Wanghai Tide Southeast Shape Victory", the last sentence of which is that the picture of the different day will be good and return to Fengchikua. If it sounds like there is nothing wrong with it, but if it is linked to the topic, you can see that Liu Yong's plan is wrong. What kind of place is Fengchi, isn't it the pool courtyard where the queen lives, this word is not a conspiracy, what is it? ”
Don't really say it, Cai Dao is so nonsense, if according to the discipline of the Wutai poetry case, this poem and the title are mixed together, can it really be explained like this?
He Zhengchen heard Cai Dao say that he was a nobody, so he didn't get angry, he was a prodigy who became famous since he was a child! Even Emperor Song Renzong once gave him the poem "Song of Giving the Prodigy He Zhengchen to Return to the Hometown", how could such a person be an unknown person?
However, how does this doll interpret Liu Yong's words?
Moreover, this doll said so much, and there was one sentence in it that expressed the thoughts of most civil officials,
If this precedent is set and goes on like this for a long time, who will dare to continue to write poems and lyrics. If you want to bring down your political opponents, you can grab a lot of such a handle, and who can not be afraid!
"Doll, then you say, how should I judge the Wutai poetry case?" Cai Dao's words involved a deep-seated problem, and from the expressions on the faces of the civil officials in the main hall, it was clear that Song Shenzong was a little unable to control the situation when he continued to talk about this topic, and hurriedly asked.