Chapter 7 Eunuchs are born when they have nothing to do

Chapter 7 Idle Eunuchs

When Lei Lei came home, Lei Jun was still frying fish in the kitchen.

"How?!" Daughter jaws at his bald head!

"Shaved." Lei Jun replied without raising his head, "Work needs." ”

"Do you need hair for your job?"

"Our job requires shaving our hair." Lei Jun corrected, "Don't ask about adults and children." ”

"Aunt Sue shaved too? Oh my! Lei Lei was shocked.

"She didn't shave, she only shaved men." Lei Jun said, "We don't need nuns there - besides, isn't it cool?" ”

"What's cool! It's September, Dad, don't you feel cold? ”

"Work needs." Lei Jun replied succinctly again, he looked up at his daughter, "Wash your hands and eat." ”

"Actually, Dad, you look good with your shaved head, like an underworld boss." Lei Lei laughed. She didn't know what her father was doing, only that he was researching and developing secret instruments at the Institute of Science and Technology.

"Underworld? You think your dad is Infernal Affairs? Lei Jun brought the dish to the table, "How is it?" The situation of check-in. ”

"Not much." Lei Lei sat down, picked up the chopsticks and sighed, "Collective lecture, the teaching director said, hurry up and hurry up, that's it." ”

"That's a good point." Lei Jun took off his apron, wiped his hands and sat down, "There is still a year to take the high school entrance examination, and if you want to go public, you have to hurry." This is true, even if you don't care about the school choice fee, it depends on the overall score. ”

"Dad, from this semester onwards, we are going to study at night." Lei Lei said, "Classes end at nine o'clock in the evening. ”

"Huh?" Lei Jun was stunned, "So late?" Won't it be ten o'clock when you get home? ”

"It's okay! I'm fifteen. Lei Lei nonchalantly picked up a piece of fish and stuffed it into her mouth.

Lei Jun thought for a while: "If Dad is free, he will pick you up from school." ”

"Alright, where are you free? Three days and two overtime. Lei Lei rolled her eyes, "I'm worried about you!" There are three meals in the school, and my classmates and I take the No. 7 tram together, Dad, what are you worried about? ”

"You're not an adult, I'm worried?" Lei Jun glared at his daughter, "If you don't discipline it well, it will become as ...... as I handled the case today."

"What case?" Lei Lei came to curiosity.

"The students of the Polytechnic University have vandalized the school's secrecy equipment without permission - listen, it must be that the parents have not disciplined them well. That's why your dad worked overtime. ”

"Look at what you said! I won't be that bad in the future......"

While chatting, Lei Jun's mobile phone resting on the coffee table rang.

It was Xiao Wu who called, and he said that the uninvited guest who had come to modern times had been found.

"I found it in the Di bar, I don't know how he got in, the young people in it all have long hair, and there are drugs - everyone is crazy, he is more dressed than him, so no one takes him seriously."

"Has the Times checked?"

"During the orthodox period of the Ming Dynasty, it was the period of Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty."

"Identified?"

"Got it checked. He himself admitted the name. Xiao Wu paused, "Uh, chief...... He said his name was Wang Zhen. ”

"Where...... Which Wang Zhen? Lei Jun's brain was short-circuited for a while.

Xiao Wu paused again: "That's it...... The ...... of the change of the civil fort"

Lei Jun held his mobile phone and didn't say anything for a long time.

"Boss, we've brought him back to the bureau."

Lei Jun came back to his senses: "Yes, I'll come over later." You've worked hard - Su Hongte is frustrated, isn't it? ”

Xiao Wu was over there, bursting into laughter that he had endured for a long time.

hung up the phone, Lei Jun was happy for a while, causing his daughter to look at him frequently.

"Why are you so happy?"

"Nothing." Lei Jun waved his hand, "I'll clean up the kitchen and go out later." ”

"Overtime, huh?" Lei Lei snorted, "I heard it, Aunt Su is also there?" ”

"yes, it's all here, someone just came." Lei Jun stood up and put all the leftovers into a bowl, "I have to go back to the bureau, don't sleep too late, adjust your schedule and rest after the holiday, and you have to go to school tomorrow." ”

"What a great big man is here, it's all off work and it doesn't stop people!"

After Lei Lei finished speaking, she threw down the dishes and chopsticks unhappily and turned around and went back to her room.

It's really a great man, Lei Jun secretly thought, he was the most famous eunuch in the early years of the Ming Dynasty, and more importantly, he was the culprit of the Tumubao Change...... It's busy again tonight.

On the way to the bureau, Lei Jun carefully recalled Wang Zhen's information in his mind. This person was originally a failed teacher, but later castrated into the Ouchi and became the enlightenment teacher of the young Ming Yingzong. Perhaps it was for this reason that the adult Ming Yingzong obeyed him, calling him "Mr. Wang" and giving him too much power, causing this person to run rampant. In the fourteenth year of orthodoxy, Yingzong was instigated by this Wang Zhen to personally lead an army of 500,000 to attack the northern nomadic Wara.

Ming Yingzong was captured at Tumubao and released ten years later to return to Beijing, while Wang Zhen himself died in the rebellion.

Before Lei Jun entered the office, he smelled a pungent smell of instant noodles, and he fanned it with his hand: "Eat instant noodles again?" ”

"What else to eat?" Su Hong was not angry, "I don't look at what time it is, there is nothing but takeout......"

"Why isn't it called KFC?"

"Forgot? I lose weight and don't eat meat. ”

"Then there is no way - where is Comrade Eunuch?"

In the steaming heat of the instant noodles, Su Hong raised her chin at the observation room: "Just went in, and just finished the blood test." ”

"How's it going?"

"At first, he was very emotionally unstable, and we were worried that he had ingested the stimulant by mistake."

"Yes, if you get addicted to drugs here, you will be in trouble when you return to the Ming Dynasty." Lei Jun sighed, "How could he be in the Di Bar?" ”

"God knows." Su Hong took a sip of noodle soup, "It is said that he fell to the ground and rolled around, saying that someone was going to kill him...... At first, no one cared about it, and then he shouted, 'Call first!' Run! , and biting, it was really unpleasant, and the security guard called the police. ”

"Why did he bite?"

"He said people were Tartars."

"The man in Dee Bar looks like a Tartar?"

"Long hair with an electric perm is similar to the hairstyle of the ancient nomads? Probably he thought he had fallen into the camp of the Warat Army," Su Hong shrugged, "Who knows." Anyway, as soon as I saw him, I knew he was overly frightened. ”

"So, what do the 21st-century Dibars have in common with the 15th-century battlefield?"

"I'm afraid the similarity is very high." Su Hong said with a smile, "It's all a place where people are turning on their backs, yelling, and rolling all over the ground." ”

"The resonance frequencies of the two places are close to the same, resulting in a space-time connection."

"Is it possible?" Su Hong looked at Lei Jun suspiciously, and the latter's expression admitted that he was talking nonsense.

The door of the director's room opened, and Ling Juan walked out of it, she wrinkled her nose: "Su Hong, are you eating instant noodles again?" ”

"Ah, Director, you haven't gone back yet, I'll finish it right away."

"It's okay, it's okay." Ling Juan waved his hand, "Eat, anyway, the matter has come to an end." ”

"Finished?" Lei Jun looked at the door of the observation room, "It's not over yet." What should I do next? ”

"Do you need to ask?" Ling Juan smiled bitterly, "The old rule, after dealing with it, send it back early tomorrow morning." ”

According to the system of the balance of time and space, all the ancients who mistakenly broke into the modern era must be brainwashed with drugs before going back, after all, they can't let him return to his life with modern memories.

Su Hong suddenly put down her chopsticks and stared at the instant noodles: "This Wang Zhen is from Tumu Fort." I guess it will be ...... after sending it back."

Wang Zhen was beaten to death by the guard general Fan Zhong in the Tumubao Incident with the mentality of "eliminating harm for the country".

Ling Juan said, "Then what should I do?" That's what we do. ”

"Who's on the night shift tonight?" Lei Jun asked.

Su Hong raised his hand high.

"It's good that it's a eunuch......" Ling Juan muttered.

Lei Jun sneered.

"Director! What do you mean? Su Hong's eyebrows were raised!

Ling Juan was stunned for a moment, she patted her head with her hand: "Oh, Su Hong, you misunderstood, I mean, Wang Zhen is not dangerous, if it is Jing Ke and Nie Zheng, he is aggressive, I don't worry about you being on the night shift alone." ”

"Director, don't discriminate against eunuchs." Lei Jun said seriously, "To be able to persuade the king of a country to lead an army of 500,000 to conquer in person, this is not an ordinary eunuch." ”

"Oh, it's also a good thing to persuade us Su Hong to get married quickly."

"Don't worry." Su Hong replied angrily, "After the DNA sampling is completed, let him go to sleep." I'm reading a fashion magazine tonight, and I'm going to do my hair in two days, so I don't have time to deal with the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty. ”

"Hey, that's not right." Lei Jun deliberately said, "People are trespassing, they are our guests, not to go to prison, how can you do this attitude?" ”

"Otherwise, what attitude do you want from me? Am I going to call him 'Father Weng' like those sycophants? Su Hong was a little stupid, "I'm not discriminating against eunuchs - if it's Lord Huai'en, I'll definitely serve it well." ”

Huai En was a eunuch during the Xuanhua period of the Ming Dynasty, and was a celebrant like Wang Zhen, but he was a very upright and kind person. The eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty had a very high status, and Huai En once took off the tooth card (official pass) on the chest of the traitor Wan An in front of the emperor and drove him out of the court.

"Forget it, it's better to be polite. Try to take care of your diet and try to soothe your emotions. Ling Juan patted Su Hong on the shoulder comfortingly, "If people are hungry at night, they will order takeout, remember to ask for invoice reimbursement." ”

"That's for sure." Su Hong said and laughed, "If he wants to drink coffee, I can also make him a cup of Nestle." ”

"Forget the coffee, let's make someone a cup of tea." Lei Jun walked to his desk, took out a bag of tea leaves from the drawer and handed it to Su Hong, "This is Mingqian Yulu, more than 300 yuan a catty, I am not willing to drink it......"

"Huh? Such an expensive tea for him to drink? This guy isn't a good thing! ”

"All the people who come are guests, all with one mouth, meet and laugh, and don't think about it after that......"

"Okay, okay, and people are crazy." Ling Juan interrupted Lei Jun's Peking opera, "Shao is pretending to be Aqing's sister-in-law here-is we Shajiabang here?" ”

was laughing, the door of the observation room opened, the three of them suddenly quieted down, Xiao Wu came out of the house, followed by a person, Lei Jun fixed his eyes, only to see that person, in his forties, medium stature, slightly fat, white cheeks, depressed expression. He haphazardly tied his long loose hair in a bun, and the jacket he was wearing had not been buttoned up, it was obviously modern, and silk clothes could be faintly seen in the jacket, but it was already dirty and torn......

For a while, everyone didn't know what to say.

Xiao Wu's expression was somewhat embarrassed, and he looked back at the person behind him: "Everyone, this is Mr. Wang." ”

Fortunately, although the meaning of the word "sir" is different, at least it is common in ancient and modern times, Su Hong stood up, and Lei Jun and the others nodded at Wang Zhen with unnatural expressions.

Ling Juan cleared his throat and said, "Xiao Wu, in terms of procedures, you should ask all the questions, right?" ”

"Yes, Mr. Wang described it very clearly." After Xiao Wu finished speaking, he turned to Wang Zhen and said, "This is our ...... We, Director Ling. ”

Wang Zhen's eyes were a little dull, he lifted his clothes, and wanted to kneel down but didn't know whether to kneel or not, obviously he didn't know what kind of official the "director" was, let alone what etiquette to use against Ling Juan.

In order to avoid embarrassment, Ling Juan waved his hand and did not let Xiao Wu continue.

"Mr. Wang, don't panic, you've come to the wrong place, so let's rest the night here tonight." Ling Juan said gently, "We'll send you back tomorrow morning." ”

Wang Zhenyan looked at Ling Juan for a while, and then said in a shrill voice: "...... Is this the Netherworld? ”

All of them sighed at the same time.

Netherworld, this is the first sentence that almost every ancient person who has come over will ask. It's no wonder that they think so, such a strange place has gone through such a strange change to come here, so they think that they have broken through the realm of life and death to the underworld......

"Anyway, you're tired." Ling Juan turned to Su Hong and said, "Let's send Mr. Wang to rest first." ”

"Yes." Su Hong pretended to salute Ling Juan with the court etiquette of the Ming Dynasty, and then made a "please" gesture to Wang Zhen.

Her enthusiasm is no worse than that of La Life Insurance.

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