Chapter 102: Cutting the Deer

(Not only did the recommendation votes not increase, but I also dropped the collection, and I was scolded in the book review area, and I was very unhappy in my heart, and I had no place to vent, so I could only add a more chapter as a vent of anger!) )

Tang Ge doesn't like fish belly, he is afraid of parasites, so he rarely eats raw things. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info When the fish was on the table, he didn't move the chopsticks, but clapped his hands, and immediately there was a drum sound, and a young girl in colorful clothes entered the tent, and after giving a salute, she raised her hands, and the long water sleeves flew up, and the clothes began to dance.

The girl sang and danced with the sound of the drums, the sleeves fluttered, the phantom swayed, and the skirts fluttered. A twist, a step, a smile, all have a thousand styles.

Where have these chiefs experienced this, on the one hand, there are delicious food, there are beautiful dances to watch, and there is a waiter by their side to serve intimately, and they instantly feel that they have lived in vain before, and they don't even know that there is such a enjoyment in the world.

These chiefs had been quite restrained since they entered the tent, but at this moment they sang and danced together, drank a little wine, and immediately let go. Should eat, drink, is it okay to joke with acquaintances here, and scold with opponents over there, and after a while, the atmosphere will be lively.

After the waiter asked the chiefs for their opinions, those who were willing to eat stayed, and those who did not want to eat were brought back one by one. After a while, seven or eight dishes were served, such as three fresh dumplings, dried vegetables and meat, nourishing chicken soup, grilled elbows, eight-treasure rice, and so on. Each dish is a delicacy that these chiefs have never heard of or seen.

These dishes are the essence of thousands of years of Chinese food culture. No matter which one is taken out, it can make people full of praise, and I can't wait to swallow it with my tongue closed, but at this moment, it is like flowing water to the top of the end, and like flowing water to the bottom. Even some greedy chiefs, who couldn't put down the case in front of them, put the dishes on the animal skin around them, and ate them sweetly with a spoonful on the left and a fork on the right, but unfortunately no one was willing to use the chopsticks that Tang Ge had high hopes for.

Tonight's dinner is probably the most enjoyable these chiefs have ever eaten in their lives, not only is it enjoyable, but it is also comfortable to be served.

Every time a dish is served, a waiter will explain to them how the dish is made, how to eat it deliciously, and even pick up chopsticks and spread the fattest parts into the small bowl in front of them. I just put a little bone leaf or something in the bone plate, and immediately remove it and replace it with a clean new plate. Every once in a while, a thick and neatly stacked hot linen cloth was brought up in small saucers, and this expensive linen cloth was actually used to clean their hands and wipe their sweat. Not to mention anything else, but this luxury and enjoyment is enough for them to reminisce for a long time.

Tang Ge watched coldly, seeing that everyone had almost eaten, and said in his heart that Wen had already come, and it was time to come to Wu next. So he clapped his hands, and immediately someone brought up a roasted whole deer.

This roasted whole deer sits on a shelf, with red flowers on its head, vermilion fruit in its mouth, and its body is sprinkled with spices, and with the steaming heat, the rich aroma suddenly spreads. The men carrying the deer lowered the shelves to the middle of the tent and retreated, and the eyes of the chiefs were immediately focused to see what the roast deer was known for.

Tang Ge pulled out the blood stabbing knife with a "swish", and the eyes of the chiefs immediately straightened, and at this moment, they couldn't take care of any delicacies and delicacies, and looked at the blades in Tang Ge's eyes with fire.

At this moment, the news of Tang Ge's assassination had already spread, and some people who were at the scene went back to tell their chiefs. To be honest, these chiefs didn't take Tang Ge's assassination to heart, but the sharp weapon in Tang Ge had a different meaning.

Don't look at Qingshan, they often go in and out with weapons, but they cherish these weapons. Not to mention that swords have sheaths, even spears are wrapped in leather holsters, so the foreigners have never known what their weapons are.

But today Tang Ge was in the bazaar, in front of many people, and he scratched the thighs of several people with one knife, not to mention, and even cut off the wrist of a strong man. Coupled with the picture of Qingshan throwing their bright spears and spears and nailing people to the ground, it immediately attracted the attention of all the tribes.

In these days, weapons are a tool that almost everyone relies on to survive, so they are particularly sensitive to weapons. So that it has only been half a day's work, and the weapons of Banpo dolphin have been rumored to be miraculous, and everyone understands how important these weapons can play for a tribe, and it is no exaggeration to say that having these weapons can make a tribe's strength change dramatically.

All the chiefs looked at Tang Ge's blade, but Tang Ge didn't care, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and came to the roast deer with the blood-piercing knife in his hand, followed by a clansman holding a tray.

Shaking the blade in his hand, Tang Ge smiled narrowly: "I have a few words to say about this dish." Everyone knows that we are poor in Banpo, and it stands to reason that each of the chiefs should be roasted with such a head, but this thing is too expensive. Speaking of this, he patted the deer's head, then spread his hands helplessly, and then said: "So everyone can only eat separately." ”

The chiefs cursed in their hearts, saying that you were poor in the past, and everyone knows this. But now I can't talk about poverty, if I don't talk about anything else, can I put this face tonight on a second-class tribe?

Tang Ge cried that the poor people naturally didn't believe it, but they also knew that Tang Ge must have done this for a reason, so no one answered his words, and they all made up their minds to observe more and talk less, and see what kind of medicine was sold in Tang Ge's gourd.

Tang Ge continued: "A deer is divided into everyone, naturally there will inevitably be uneven fat thickness, if there is anything offended, Tang Ge is here first, please forgive me." ”

Everyone suddenly realized, the heart turned out that the Banpo dolphin was playing this hand, but I didn't know who I was going to pit, and I looked at it.

Tang Ge said: "As the saying goes, I would rather be the head of the chicken than the queen of the cow, since today I am the master and you are the guests, then this deer head must be mine, you have no opinion, right?" As he spoke, he "clicked" off the deer's head and put it in the tray behind him. The clansmen raised the tray slightly, made a display, and then placed the deer head on Tang Ge's case, turned around and returned to Tang Ge.

Tang Ge smiled and said, "Actually, speaking of this deer head, it's really not delicious." But my identity today is different from the past, so I can only come. ”

The chiefs secretly scolded Tang Ge in their hearts. The deer head is really not delicious, but the meaning of the representation is different, this thing has always been given to the guests by the host, but this kid put it on his table, obviously he didn't put these chiefs in his eyes. Only Cao Jiao muttered the sentence "I'd rather be the head of the chicken than the queen of the cow", and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but sneer.

With the blood-piercing knife in his hand and deftly turning around, Tang Ge continued: "Deer legs are a good thing. Not fat, not lean, and chewy, especially these two front legs, can be said to be the essence of the deer. As he spoke, Tang Ge took another knife and removed a deer's front leg and put it on the tray behind him.

To be honest, the so-called front leg is really not the best meat on the deer, but all the chiefs know in their hearts that since Tang Ge said so, there must be his intentions, and maybe this deer leg is a pit, but I don't know who Tang Ge wants to pit.

Tang Ge continued: "Since it is up to me to divide this deer, it is naturally up to my temperament. Speaking of this, he pointed to the old tung tree and continued: "Uncle Tong and my father Dashi, that is a lifelong friendship, even my learning to walk, was taught by my uncle Tong. To say something that offends people, among all of you here, the person I respect the most is Uncle Tong, so I want to honor this deer leg to his old man, you have no opinion, right? ”

When everyone heard this, they all looked at the old tung tree, and their hearts were full of disdain. It's just the Beishan tribe of the Heart Dao, what is it? You must know that these are the most powerful factions in the wasteland, and no one takes the Beishan tribe in their eyes at all. As for this deer leg, it doesn't matter if it's given to him.

The clansmen sent the deer leg to the case of the old Tong tree, and at this moment the old Tong Shu was already happy to see his eyebrows, and his heart was still my eldest nephew, in front of so many people, he gave your Uncle Tong a long face, and he didn't hurt you in vain.

Tang Ge shook the knife in his hand, circled around the deer, and pretended to say, "Although the front leg is good, it's a pity that there is only one left!" ”

The chiefs' hearts were cold, and the secret show was coming! This kid pretended to be tinkering for a long time, just for this moment. One by one, they suddenly cheered up, wanting to see how Tang Ge would divide it this time.

Tang Ge unloaded the last deer leg, and then said: "People are divided into young and old, and guests are respected and humble, since the Great Chief of Heizi sits in the chief, then this deer leg will be enjoyed by the Great Chief of Heizi." ”

When the clansmen heard this, they immediately took the deer's legs and wanted to send them to Kuroko's case. At this moment, a loud shout came from the ear: "Slow! ”

Tang Ge turned around, hugged his fist at the grass Jiao of the Heyang tribe, and asked, "Does the grass Jiao chief have any advice?" ”

Cao Jiao said angrily: "Little doll, what do you mean by this? What do you mean by head? ”

Tang Ge immediately pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said: "I forgot to tell you, our Banpo Dolphin Tribe is the most disciplined, so how to sit in this seat is also particular." Speaking of this, he pointed to his position and said, "This is the host's position, since you are here as guests, no matter how big you are, you can't be bigger than the host, right?" So the master is to sit in the middle. Then he pointed to Kuroko's location and said, "This is the chief." It is also for the most distinguished guests. Then he arched his hand at Cao Jiao and said, "You are sitting in the second seat." ”

When Heizi heard this, he was immediately triumphant, and Cao Jiao's face darkened, pointing at Tang Ge and scolding angrily: "Little doll, are you going to humiliate me? Let me sit in two seats! Or do you think that my Heyang is not as good as his bull head? ”

Tang Ge hurriedly arched his hand and said, "Don't dare!" Who in the entire wasteland doesn't know that your Heyang tribe and the Niutou tribe are both first-class tribes, and both of you are powerful, regardless of whether you are up or down. No one dares to talk nonsense in this regard. Today's main reason is that the big chief of the sunspot is one step ahead of you, so he is arranged to sit in the chief, and you are one step late, so you can only sit in the second seat, in fact, it stands to reason that the two of you are indistinguishable, but I can't let the two of you get together to eat on a case! Therefore, it can only be arranged in this way, and I hope that the big chief of Caojiao will forgive me. ”