"Crazy? Xiao Jing doesn't usually go crazy, don't I know? Li Xian asked rhetorically.

"I know she doesn't like to be crazy, but she's forced by me!" Xin'er exclaimed, this is her innocence.

"How did you force it?" Why is this sentence awkward?

Xin'er tried to explain when she heard this, but she became squirming again.

"I said I like you... Then she told me not to interfere with your training and life... Then I got into an argument with her and went crazy..."

"Well, that excuse seems pretty good!"

"It's not an excuse!"

Xin'er retorted excitedly, and Xiao Jing on the side also nodded again and again, if she was really misunderstood by the captain, she would almost be innocent in front of the eagle in this life.

"And what's the strawberry on your neck? Who planted it? ”

"Strawberries?"

Touching her neck suspiciously, Xin'er couldn't see it, only Xiao Jing could explain.

"She accidentally got it while she was messing around with me..."

"And your bra... What's the deal with falling out of bed?! Don't tell me it's because of madness?! Li Xian walked in and pointed to the pink on the bed... cough, this set seems to be Xin'er's, what kind of cough is hers...... It's all pink.

"Also... It's really because of madness... I can't win against her, and then I don't have as much strength as hers, and all the judo I learned is used up, even if the defense is still powerless, and then that one is untied by her through her clothes! ”

"Hiccup...... Can you untie it through your clothes? If it's a man who solves it so quickly, it's all an old driver! You have so many suspicions, how can I believe you?! ”

Li Xian pretended to walk to the side as if nothing happened, and then pulled two pieces of paper and crumpled them into a ball and stuffed them on his nostrils to prevent the nosebleeds from coming out.

Anyway, what's going on lately? Energetic? Nosebleeds at every turn! You don't need to draw blood to donate blood in the future! Insert the catheter directly into the nostrils, and then bring Xin'er's pink set of cough, a few hundred milliliters is not a problem!

I already believed her, because the mark on her neck really didn't look like it was caused by sucking, and the previous madness was not unreasonable, at least I hadn't seen the kind of kiss that my whole body was working.

But I still look unconvinced on the surface, who is called Xin'er, she usually teases me?

"I can't say now, I'll observe for a while, don't you take a nap? If you don't want to sleep, accompany me on tasks. ”

Xiao Jing nodded vigorously after hearing it, and Xin'er kept shaking her head, the last time she went to save the secretary, it was thrilling, and she came back under the 'care' of the bullet rainforest, and she swore that she would never want to accompany him on a mission for the second time!

"Forget it, get some sleep here, and then go to training with the glasses, follow the plan I gave, that's all, bye!"

"Yes!"

In a standard military posture, Xiao Jing saluted and replied briefly and forcefully.

I wanted to go to the Trade City to buy some essential supplies at home, but Lao Wang called, and the anxiety in Lao Wang's words could not be hidden.

I'll go! This ringing is a divine comedy from hundreds of years ago: 'Nervousness'. Li Xian swore that he would get a ringtone after the phone call this time! Every time I have to forget, is it because I have eaten too much MSG and fritters? Anyway, haven't you ever eaten these things?

Ahh Ahhh ~Ahh …… (It's too magical, omitted later, for fear of poisoning.) ）

Passers-by nearby looked at themselves like brain-dead, so embarrassed that Li Xian wanted to drop his mobile phone, but then he knew that he was short of money recently and couldn't fall... Can't fall... Can't fall... Unless you use a walnut smashing machine.

"Hello? Top dog? What's up? Seeing 123 on the phone, the boss must be calling himself on the redline landline again.

"Oh! It's a little bad! What do you think? Happy on your honeymoon in a foreign country? ”

I'll go! You have to ask, do you have something to say? I was speechless.

"Boss Wang, what's the matter? Let's get it straight! ”

"Oh, you can see it, and I said if you're in country C, can you do something for me now? If it's not in country C, forget it, it's not good to bother you. ”

"Woo!"

(Words in parentheses can skip not reading ~) :( reader: I'll go! Can I not complain?! (Xin'er: No!) ）

(Anyway, you can type a line!) Why do you have to take them apart and take up the word count? What's the meaning of accounting for only one word? And what's going on with Xin'er that popped up, I don't want to take up the number of words.)

(The author who slipped away: Hehe, I'm also a word that I moved from behind, I always feel that this son is very magical, it's completely 'OK' after gaining weight, and the pronunciation is also very toxic, chichu: jealous! … If someone asks you: Are you okay? Answer: I'm in trouble! (I'll go!) What the hell is this?! ）

When I came to the city government office, the secretary was wandering outside the door, looking anxious.

"Hey! Clerk. ”

"Eh, you're finally here."

"What's the matter? Boss, can't your bodyguards solve it? ”

"That's why I came to you, I know the talent school that Lingling attended, she has encountered a little problem recently, saying that some boys in the class are always running to annoy her, which makes it impossible to study with peace of mind, and I'm also very worried, I'm afraid that if those boys are involved in some social people, what if it's not good for my good girl? I originally asked my bodyguard to 'talk about life and ideals' with those boys, but if it didn't work, I would make up with him a little, so as not to affect my daughter in the future, right, but she didn't do it, saying that she must not let her classmates find out her life experience, and if she asked the bodyguard to go, it could only solve the problem for a while, but not for three years of high school life. So, you're also very young, and you're perfect for the face of a high school student, so..."

"So, you want me to go to high school to 'study' and protect Lingling at all times?"

"Yes... Yes, it depends on whether you agree with this or not, if you can't be busy, forget it, I'll let her transfer schools, or ask a tutor at home for tutoring, and she can also go to the college entrance examination. ”

Li Xian hesitated at this time.

(Reader: Nonsense!) Can you not hesitate?! It depends on the direction in which you write urban campus novels or military hilarious novels in the future! If this fool chooses a school... ）

"Okay, I'll go!" Li Xian nodded and said solemnly, he had heard Lingling pour out his heart, if she was asked to transfer to another school, there would still be school bullies in other schools, not only would it not solve that kind of problem, but it would also have an impact on her psychology in the future.

(Reader: I'll go!) Oh no, it's you! Bah! … It's just me going! You're really going! ）

After greeting the secretary, I rushed to the talent school, saying that I didn't really want to experience the life of high school before? The kind of world that doesn't have too much physical training and is all immersed in a sea of books, Li Xian has really never been in contact with it.

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"Students, there is a new student in our class today, everyone applauds and welcomes!"

"Bang Bang!" The audience burst into warm applause from the students.

"Eh! Xiaohua is a handsome guy! His facial features are peugeot, his movements are neat, do you think he came back as a soldier?? ”

"Uh-huh, I think yes, male god! If he has a good character, I will definitely pursue him! ”

Before I could introduce myself, I started to talk about it.

"Quiet!" Angry dantian, the usual voice shouting the password roared out, and the whole class was quiet in an instant, and there was no more noise.

"I want everyone to be quiet when I speak, okay, now I'm going to introduce myself."

"My name is the inferior fly, the inferior fly, the fly of the fly."

"Poof! The male classmates just wanted to laugh, but when they saw Li Xian's frowning appearance, they suddenly quieted down, the only classmate who was still laughing there non-stop, Li Xian knew him, the last time he picked up Lingling at the school gate, that is, those 'bullies', Lingling's eyes swept away, and when she stayed on them, her eyes were full of disgust, and her movements were taken in by Li Xian, basically clarifying the goal.

These classmates in the audience were almost three years younger than themselves, and they looked at them as if they were seeing younger brothers and sisters.

"After three years of being a soldier and retiring from the army, if anyone wants to compete with me in the future, I will bow down, but if anyone competes with me... See you in the grove! The tone was extremely cold, and the grove that Li Xian was referring to meant to fight in a no-man's land, but there was a girl who would be wrong.

"I want me to want me to fight! I want me to go to the grove! ”

"Little flower! Be quiet for me! That's not what he said! If you do this again, I won't have you as a friend! ”

"Alright! I see! Just kidding, hee-hee. Her scream was so loud that few people heard her, and her classmates in the neighborhood had long been accustomed to it, thinking she was joking.

"Anyway, he's too domineering, but there are a few school bullies in our class! With the prestige of a school bully, he can't even provoke the son of the county magistrate in Class 8, can he still mix it up after he doesn't find out the details? ”

Lingling rubbed her forehead on the side, this agent spoke domineeringly as soon as she came, how do you feel that the future days will be very 'exciting'? I don't want to be like this, I can only learn well on ordinary days.

Li Xian looked around, I have to say that the environment and decoration of this school are really very good, the greenery is all-round, and a good environment can definitely improve learning efficiency.

"Uh... Find yourself a seat and sit down, I hope you're just kidding..."

This homeroom teacher is an old man, and he should be a senior teacher.

The head teacher is also in view of the fact that he is a student directly recommended by the principal, and there is a little bit of background, so he didn't deliberately pick on his words before, otherwise even a new student would have to copy the book! So how can you do it?! It's a learning paradise.

There are quite a lot of empty seats! Li Xian took classes in a lecture hall for the first time, and sure enough, the slightly more high-end colleges and universities were different, even the classrooms were so spacious.

Passing by the first or second rows, without saying a word, he walked straight to the seat next to Lingling, and then sat down, the eyes of the whole class were originally on him, so that when he saw that the new classmates were directly next to the goddess seat, and the goddess had not stopped it, the uproar was endless, and the gossip instantly began to fly in the full classroom, and there were any guesses.