Chapter 21: The Meat Thief
After waiting for a long time, Honggu saw that Tang Ge's face was pale, and then cautiously asked Tang Ge again: "Stone, why do you have such a big prejudice against the fat witch?" ”
Tang Ge said angrily: "He poured me dung!" Spoonful by spoonful! You can stand it if you change it!? ”
Honggu may have thought this thing was ridiculous, and she didn't care about Tang Ge's face at all, she almost laughed, and said to Tang Ge while laughing: "I also heard about this, isn't that for you to exorcise evil spirits." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info It's a pity that I wasn't there at the time, and I don't know what the situation was at that time"
Tang Ge's face was red and his neck was thick, and he roared angrily: "I didn't hit the evil!" ”
Honggu still smiled heartlessly and said, "That's also for your own good, you weren't disgusting when you were a fat witch." ”
Tang Ge was furious and shouted: "The fart is good to me!" Anyway, I'm at odds with her! With her without me, with me without her! ”
Honggu coaxed and persuaded: "Don't be so stingy. Fat Witch told me you want to burn pottery, and asked me to help you if I have time. Can you really make pottery? ”
When Tang Ge heard this, he calmed down, took out two pottery puppets and said to Honggu: "Look how well these two clay puppets are burned, as long as you can burn the clay puppets, you can burn the pottery." ”
Honggu took the clay puppet, looked over and over again, and found that there were indeed no cracks, so she said to Tang Ge: "That's what I said, but pottery and clay puppets are different. ”
Tang Ge said: "But the truth is the same. You don't care, just wait to see the fat witch show you how to gnaw pottery! ”
After speaking, he ignored Honggu, turned around and left.
When I returned to the doll cave, I suddenly remembered the matter of the piece of meat, so I looked around for green fruits. After turning around, I saw Qingguo hiding behind a clump of grass, and I didn't know what I was hiding.
Pulled up Qingguo, circled around him twice, and asked, "Guo, is there anything uncomfortable on your body?" ”
Qingguo's eyes were a little floating, and he said in a flash: "No, there's nothing uncomfortable." It's good everywhere. ”
Tang Ge looked at Qingguo's expression, and suddenly had an ominous premonition, and forced his temperament to ask Qingguo, "Is there really anything uncomfortable?" Is it good anywhere? Don't have diarrhea? ”
Qingguo didn't dare to look at Tang Ge at all, and pretended to stare at a dog's tail grass next to him and said, "I didn't have diarrhea, it's really good anywhere." ”
Tang Ge knew that his guess couldn't be wrong. With a cold face, he pulled Qingguo and said, "Okay, you come with me." I'm sure you'll be sick soon. With that, he walked to the place where the meat was hidden.
Qingguo walked slower and slower, and when he was about to reach the place, it was Tang Ge dragging him away, and his face became more and more panicked. Tang Ge's face became darker and darker the more he walked, his eyebrows jumped and jumped, and his hand holding Qingguo never relaxed for a moment.
Sure enough, when he arrived at the place, there was only a piece of meat left the size of an egg, Tang Ge didn't say a word, and casually picked up a stick from the ground.
Qingguo was also frightened when he saw Tang Ge's appearance, and used all his strength to shake off Tang Ge's hand, turned around and ran. Begging for mercy while running: "Brother Shi, I know it's wrong!" But I really can't help it, this meat is so fragrant. ”
Tang Ge didn't say a word, he just chased Qingguo desperately with a stick. Qingguo is tall and has long legs, and his endurance is much better than Tang Ge's, he ran several laps, and Tang Ge was so tired that he didn't catch up, and Tang Ge, who was so angry, yelled: "Stop me!" ”
Qingguo really stopped, squatting down with his head in his hands, waiting for Tang Ge's anger to come. Tang Ge didn't intend to spare him at all, he picked up the stick and beat him all the time, and the beating Qingguo screamed. The little broken children in the doll hole didn't know what was going on, but they were happy to join in when someone was beaten, they all gathered around to coax, and some beckoned Tang Ge to be more ruthless.
Tang Ge was angry, and he didn't dare to really break the green fruit, so he had his own reason. When he was angry enough, Tang Ge took the stick and left, Qingguo also rubbed his arm and grinned and stood up, but he didn't dare to follow Tang Ge anymore, changed directions, and hid far away.
Tang Ge saw from a distance that there seemed to be something in the place where the meat was hidden, and when he got closer, it turned out to be a big mouse, the fat body of the mouse was round, fat like a pig, and the tail was more than a meter away, and the tail was actually the same as in the comics, and there was a striking scar on it.
The big mouse was holding the piece of meat and gnawing sweetly, and when he saw Tang Ge coming, he just looked at Tang Ge coldly, and he didn't avoid it at all.
Tang Ge was dumbfounded! He had never known that a mouse could grow so big, and he had never actually seen a mouse with a tail in his previous life. But that's not the point, the point is that this damn brute actually ate his flesh!
"I'll rub your grandma!" Tang Ge smashed down with a stick on the head, but he didn't expect this big mouse to be very agile, and jumped away before the stick fell, and he didn't forget to hold the meat in his mouth when he dodged.
"Even you brute dare to bully me!" Tang Ge was furious, and began to chase the fat mouse again with a stick. Who knew that this big mouse was running fast, Tang Ge didn't run a few steps, and the mouse threw him far away and got into the grass. Tang Ge chased to the edge of the grass, searched everywhere but couldn't find the guy. So he jumped to his feet angrily and scolded, Qingguo heard Tang Ge's scolding from a distance, and hid more tightly.
The little children in the doll hole looked at the angry Tang Ge from a distance, and couldn't understand why he had just beaten Qingguo and the mouse again, although they were puzzled, no one dared to ask this irascible guy.
Tang Ge scolded hysterically, and the grass was also whipped to pieces by him with a stick. I waited until I had enough to vent before I went back, and sat there alone and sulked.
"Fat Wu, this fat woman, didn't even poison it. It seems that I am a villain in vain. Tang Ge thought angrily: "Take a good quick meat, or add salt, it's a fool who is cheap Qingguo for nothing." I knew that I shouldn't have tried it with him, so I could enjoy it alone. ”
Qingguo didn't appear until dinner, probably hiding in the grass for a long time, and was bitten by mosquitoes, holding dinner and hiding from Tang Ge far away. Scratching around while eating.
Tang Ge sighed, patted his side and motioned for Qingguo to sit down. Qingguo cautiously moved over, sat out of Tang Ge's slap, and bent over with his legs bowed, his buttocks only half of the stone touched, ready to run away at any time.
Tang Ge ignored Qingguo's small movements, and said to Qingguo very calmly: "Even if you have a conscience, you left me a mouthful." ”
As soon as Qingguo heard that there was a possibility of easing the matter, he quickly explained: "I just wanted to taste it again." But after tasting a bite and wanting to take another bite, I really couldn't help it, who knew that after tasting it, there would be so much left. ”
Tang Ge knew that Qingguo was telling the truth, and he really didn't mean to pursue it, it was just a piece of meat, and he didn't look at it in his eyes, in the afternoon he just wanted to vent the evil fire in his stomach.
Tang Ge scolded with a smile: "If I don't come back, will you even taste the last bite?" ”
Qingguo said righteously: "That won't be! I'll leave you some if you say anything. ”
Tang Ge sneered and said, "Qingguo, I want to burn pottery." ”
Qingguo said: "Pottery? What are you doing? ”
Tang Ge said: "With Tao, we can eat this delicious meat every day." ”
Qingguo swallowed his saliva and said, "Brother Shi, what you said is true?" ”
Tang Ge said: "Of course it's true. So tomorrow you will help me dig a kiln, a kiln for pottery. ”
Qingguo waved his hand and said, "Brother Shi, don't worry, why do you say I'll do it." Let's hurry up and burn the pottery together. He wiped his mouth, flipped over the barbecue in his hand, and said, "After eating that kind of meat, this kind of barbecue feels tasteless." ”
Tang Ge patted Qingguo and said, "Hurry up and sleep." When we got to sleep, we went to dig the kiln. Then start making pottery! ”
Early in the morning, Tang Ge was sleeping soundly, and he was woken up by the excited Qingguo. Qingguo's interest in pottery that can be made is not ordinary, and he doesn't even sleep on his favorite lazy sleep for the sake of deliciousness.
After washing, I bought Hongguo and a few children with a few short stories, and asked them to help continue to make the tools needed for pottery. Tang Ge and Qingguo found a stone axe and set off.
Stone axes, big and small, thick and thin, all kinds of things. Tang Ge was looking for a mediocre thin one, this stone axe may not be able to chop things, but as long as the stone axe is tied horizontally, it will become a hoe alive.
With Fat Wu's instructions, it is much easier to do things, at least Honggu no longer ties Tang Ge to her side.
After Tang Ge's "survey", the two chose a good place to build a kiln: on a small earthen bag not far from Tang Ge's house.
Clay is used to fire pottery. The hill where the tribe is located is composed of yellow clay, which itself is a good material for pottery. The kiln can be built anywhere, and Tang Ge chose here because it is close to home and convenient.
Regarding the construction of the kiln, Tang Ge thought about it for a long time last night. His favorite is the dragon kiln, which is also the traditional kiln for firing purple clay pots or porcelain. This kind of kiln is built along the hillside, low in the front and high in the back, narrow at both ends and wide in the middle. The advantage is that the temperature is high, the fire is easy to control, and the capacity is large, it can burn a lot of things at a time, Tang Ge values the most is the high temperature, the temperature of the dragon kiln can reach 1,380 degrees, why 1,380 degrees? I vaguely remember that it was mentioned by a certain pot maker in the process of live broadcasting his all-hand pot making, and in the process of firing in the dragon kiln.
Although the idea is good, but now he and Qingguo are two little children, it is impossible to build a larger kiln, not to mention that he doesn't have so many things to burn, so he has to build a shaft kiln, the shaft kiln is very simple, the bottom is a fire pond, the top is semicircular capped, and the fire hole is left between the top and bottom, in Tang Ge's opinion, the shaft kiln can be regarded as a big steamer. Just replaced the water in the pot with a fire. The shaft kiln is simple and easy to make, and the fire temperature is quite easy to control, which has many advantages.
In fact, even if the shaft kiln has no advantages, Tang Ge still has to use it. There is no way, Tang Ge, the kiln that burns pottery, knows these two. The dragon kiln is due to the fact that he was particularly fond of the dragon kiln when he was obsessed with purple sand in his previous life, and he thought that the traditional fired things were the best. Out of curiosity, I didn't see the photos of the dragon kiln on the Internet, and I didn't listen to the pot seller on the Internet blowing with him. Although the structure of the dragon kiln is relatively a little complicated, Tang Ge believes that as long as there are enough people, he can still make it. As for the shaft kiln, it was also a picture that I accidentally saw at that time. Because the structure is simple, you can write it down at a glance.