Dangerous! It seems that the face is too young, and there are doubts!

Wei Yan sighed softly, without pretending to be full of vicissitudes on his face, and said, "Your Majesty Xie values the ministers so much, maybe he has experienced a lot." The minister once said that the children of the poor are in charge of the family early, and the minister's background is no more than that of several highnesses, he has suffered a lot and seen more things, so he will naturally relax his mind, and he will live like this, happiness is a day, and unhappiness is also a day, so of course he must think of making himself happy, even if the facts are contrary, he must also have this spirit of pursuing happiness and happiness. ”

"When I was young, my father once told me a story, saying that in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, a father and his son went out to fight, the father had become a general, and the son was just a pawn, and another trumpet sounded, the war drums thundered, and the father solemnly held up a quiver, which contained an arrow, and the father solemnly said to his son, this is a family treasure arrow, with the side, the power is endless, but must not be pulled out. It was an extremely fine quiver, made of thick cowhide, inlaid with faint shining copper edges, and then looking at the exposed tail of the arrow, it could be determined at a glance that it was made of fine peacock feathers, and the son was overjoyed, and greedily speculated about the shaft of the arrow, the appearance of the arrow, and the ears seemed to swish arrows, and the enemy's commander was killed in response. Sure enough, the son with the treasure arrow was heroic and invincible, and when the horn of Mingjin's collection of troops sounded, the son could no longer hold back the pride of victory, and completely betrayed his father's advice, and the strong desire drove him to pull out the treasure arrow with a shout, trying to see what was going on, and suddenly he was stunned, a broken arrow, and a broken arrow was contained in the quiver! I've been fighting with a broken arrow! The son was frightened into a cold sweat, as if the house had lost its pillars in an instant, and his will collapsed, and as a result, the son died tragically in the chaos. Blowing away the misty smoke of gunpowder, my father picked up the broken arrow and spat heavily, if he didn't believe in his own will, he would never be a general. How foolish it is to pin victory or defeat on a single arrow. My father told me that I am an arrow, if I want it to be tough, if I want it to be sharp, if I want it to go through the poplar in a hundred steps, to sharpen it, to sharpen it, to save it can only be myself. My father told me never to forget the arrow in my heart. ”

His Majesty Li Er sighed, touched his beard, and said, "Father Ling is a wise elder. ”

Wei Yan smiled and said, "Your Majesty Xie praised, don't dare to be, my father is a farmer." ”

His Majesty Li Er smiled, didn't say much, and led Wei Yan to continue to visit the Imperial Garden, along the way, he asked Wei Yan a few words from time to time, and asked him to tell him what he knew about nature. To be honest, Wei Yan also learned a little bit of nature when he was in elementary school, and occasionally watched CCTV's "Animal World", "Life and Nature" and other columns, and he couldn't even reach the level of half a bucket of water, but fooling His Majesty Li Er, a layman like him, this level is obviously enough, and His Majesty Li Er nodded frequently, and sighed: "As Ziyue said, everything in the world is knowledgeable." ”

Wei Yan smirked, not knowing how to answer. His Majesty Li Er took a few steps ahead, and suddenly asked, "Wei Yan, what do you say, how are my children?" ”

Khan, can you ask him this kind of question? Can you? Can you? Isn't that harmful!

Wei Yan wanted to look up to the sky and roar, but he tried to restrain himself, took out the calmness of a surgeon, and said: "Your Majesty, how are your Highnesses, you should go and ask their teachers, the ministers don't know how many Highnesses, they don't understand the situation, and they don't have the right to speak." In terms of the minister's experience, if others ask my father how I am, my father will count me down and say no, in fact, as a father, no matter what he says, he is a little proud in his heart, and the child, of course, is his own good. ”

His Majesty Li Er suddenly stopped, squinted at Wei Yan, and asked, "Wei Yan, you don't have to slap my ass!" ”

Wei Yan was very serious: "Your Majesty, the minister is telling the truth. ”

"I forgot you're a little slippery and shouldn't have asked you this question."

"Your Majesty is wise."

"You...... Forget it, it's useless to be angry with you. ”

"Your Majesty is wise and martial, all the people admire, and the courtiers' admiration for Your Majesty is like a surging river, endless, and like a river overflowing, out of control......"

"Okay, okay, you sycophant, you shoot better than those Confucians, and if you continue to talk about it, I don't know what to pull out!"

His Majesty Li Er smiled and shook his hand to refuse Wei Yan. Wei Yan is a little unsatisfied, Zhou Xingxing's classic lines have not been finished yet, and he still has the more classic sentence "Thousands of generations, unify the rivers and lakes" has not been said.

"Wei Yan, you man...... As Yu Zhang said, it's very interesting. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment."

"It's slippery at times, but overall, it's honest."

"Your Majesty is wise, the minister is just such a little material, to be an official, we can't do it, leading the army to fight, that is even more blind, rather than pretending to be an expert and finally being exposed, mistaking oneself, it is better to be honest, do something that you are good at, promote your strengths and avoid weaknesses, maybe you can get better results."

"Well, that makes sense."

"That is, honesty has always been one of the few shortcomings of the minister."

"Haha......"

His Majesty Li Er laughed heartily, pointed at Wei Yan, and couldn't help laughing. Wei Yan is very proud, our humorous skills are good, look at it, even the first emperor of the ages, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, and His Majesty Li Er were also defeated under our three-inch incorruptible tongue. However, ordinary talking, smiling like this, it is estimated that this brother lacked happiness in his childhood, and he can laugh like this with just a few words, which is really pitiful.

"In the future, my prince and daughter, I will let them go to your mansion more often, you have to entertain them, you can't let them be wronged, you know?"

Wei Yan's face instantly collapsed, changed to a dish, and looked at His Majesty Li Er with a surprised expression, his eyes were very entangled. This kind of look seemed to please His Majesty Li Er, and he smiled happily, and continued: "I will also go to see when I have time, look at the gadgets you make, look at the corn and tomatoes you planted, and when you entertain me, you are not allowed to be too shabby, you know?" Delicious food and delicious food are not allowed to be kept, all of them must be served to me! ”

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, being diligent and thrifty in running a family is a glorious tradition of the Chinese nation. As the Son of Heaven, Your Majesty should set an example for the people. ”

Wei Yan sighed. His Majesty Li Er was very proud, and said with a smile: "I just went to your house to do this, this is your glory, it is my love for you, do you dare to pass it on to me?" ”

His Majesty Li Er's expression was very vicious, and Wei Yan hurriedly shook his head: "Don't dare!" ”

"That's pretty much it."

"Your Majesty wants to come, but if you come, the minister will definitely try his best to entertain it."

"That's right!"

"By the way, Your Majesty, later, please send Lord Zhengqing of Taifu Temple to the minister's mansion to calculate the entertainment expenses for the recent hospitality of His Royal Highness King Jin, Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang, and Her Royal Highness Princess Yuzhang, everyone is an acquaintance, let's not have much, Your Majesty looks at gold, silver or something, or copper coins, just give tens of thousands of taels." Also, the minister's family has little business and a thin foundation, so this money must be paid in cash, not on credit. ”

“…… Guard! ”

"Your Majesty, your ministers are here! Ah, Your Majesty, pay attention to your manners, how can you hit someone? ”