"Yihao, yesterday the lord came too quickly, and I didn't have time to ask you a lot of words. I just don't understand it now, didn't you go to Liu Bei at that time? Why did you run into the lord and Lu Bu by the Surabaya River? Don't tell me you're there to help in the war, I know best what your kid's virtues are. ”

Lu Ren smiled bitterly: "I said that I saw a fight over there, and I was in a hurry to go back to the camp but ran in the wrong direction, do you believe it?" ”

After Guo Jia heard this, he was stunned for a long time before he put his hand on his forehead and said: "This kind of thing can also happen to you, I really don't know whether to say that you are unlucky or lucky, and you actually saved the life of the lord by mistake, which is a great merit." Not to mention anything else, you also know that the battle between the lord and Lu Bu is extraordinary, so the lord strictly ordered that he should not bring a maid with him, and even the lord himself only brought a few maids, but now he specially transferred three beautiful chicks from Tancheng to serve you. ”

Lu Ren smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Lao Guo, just spare me, don't take you to make such sarcasm to me!" What if Gong Cao gave me a beautiful chick? Can I still enjoy it now? You don't look at how sick I am now! To put it mildly, I can't even speak hard now. ”

"Then you ...... just now" Saying that, Guo Jia suddenly stopped talking, got up and went outside the tent to take a closer look at the three maids, and when he came back and sat down, he kept smiling on his face: "I understand, you can't look at these three maids, don't you?" I just took a look, these three maids can only be regarded as vulgar fans, and they are really far inferior to Zhaoji and Wan'er in your family. ”

Lu Ren scolded angrily: "Lao Guo, you must have something serious when you come to me at this time, don't tease me here, okay?" If you have anything to ask, hurry up! ”

Guo Jia smiled, and then said with a straight face: "The lord also told me some about last night's incident, and I am here now to visit your condition, and the second is that the lord wants to know how much damage Lu Bu will suffer from the bag of lime powder you threw at Lu Bu." ”

Lu Renren was still sick, and his head was also very painful, but his mind was still sober, and after thinking about it carefully, he muttered: "To be honest, it won't hurt too much, because I brought hydrated lime...... Lao Guo, do you know the difference between quicklime and hydrated lime? ”

Guo Jia shook his head.

Lu Ren explained: "I can't say it clearly for a while, so let's roughly say what it means." Quicklime is probably the kind that has just been dug out of the mine, and it has not been processed, and it will produce high heat when it encounters water, and if it hits the eye, it will directly blind the eye; Hydrated lime is the finished product after processing, although it will react when it encounters water, it will not react as violently as quicklime. ”

"......" Guo Jia touched Lu Ren's forehead speechlessly, and said bitterly: "Your head is so hot, it seems that you are unconscious." Do I care if you throw quicklime slaked lime? I just wanted to know what would happen to Lu Bu's eyes. ”

Lu Ren slapped Guo Jia's hand away weakly: "Lu Bu's eyes can't be blind." The two bags of slaked lime that I carried with me at Mi's at that time were all good quality, and they didn't produce any high temperature after entering the eyes. If Lu Bu had been smarter, he would have washed his eyes with vegetable oil as soon as he returned to the city, and at most he would not be able to open his eyes for ten days and half a month. It's hard to say if this guy is cleaned with water, but I don't think he or the people around him are that stupid. ”

Guo Jia nodded, but looked at Lu Ren coldly for a while, and said with a sneer: "You kid is really despicable, I really didn't expect you to dare to do such a despicable thing as throwing lime powder and hurting people's eyes." Now it seems that if I were to fight you one day, I would have to be careful. But I have to say, your kid's bag of lime powder is really amazing, you have made a great contribution this time, just wait for the promotion after returning to Xudu. ”

"How?"

Guo Jia said: "This is called that if heaven has intended to give it, you have to accept it." Let me tell you, since ancient times, there is no higher merit than the Savior, although your actions last night were a little despicable and shameless, but it is an indisputable fact that you saved the Lord under Lu Bu's halberd, and this is already a great achievement. In addition, Lu Bu was injured by you, and he is bound to no longer be able to camp in the outer wall of Xiapi City and fight each other with Xiapi, and he will definitely retreat to the city in these days, so that the lord can encircle Xiapi and attack with all his might......

"Hmph, what's this called? You kid actually made a lot of money with a bag of lime powder! The juxtaposition of these two merits is already very impressive, do you think you will be rewarded by the lord? But let me tell you, the lord didn't tell you about throwing lime powder, only that you devised a trick to trick Lu Bu so that the lord could escape. After all, throwing lime powder is too shameless for others, and if you really spread it, you might be ruined! ”

“…… There's no need, you can't hide this kind of thing. Lu Ren's brain hasn't burned yet.

Guo Jia said: "You don't care, but the lord cares." You must know that you have a life-saving grace to the lord now, and if the lord does not repay you, how can he be a human being? There is another thing that the lord can't figure out, how can you kid take Lu Bu's thunderous halberd? After picking it up, it was only a little injured. I asked Xu Zhongkang and Cao Zixiao, but no one dared to say that they could take Lu Bu's full strength and retreat. ”

Lu Ren had already been prepared for this question, shook his head and smiled: "It seems that you have all forgotten my life-saving skills." At that time, if I didn't fight to die, I might still have a way to live, so why don't I fight? Speaking of which, thanks to the sword in my hand, that sword was specially made by me, and it was extremely tough. If it weren't for the fact that the sword could withstand that halberd, I would have made Lu Bu cut all the people with the sword in half, and no matter how strong I was, it would be useless. ”

Guo Jia said suddenly: "Yes, I usually don't do anything with people at all, and we are almost forgetting your Qimen Dao method." But you're such a weirdo, how could I be a brother to a weirdo like you? ”

Lu Ren glared at Guo Jia and said, "Say I'm a weirdo?" Your old Guo is not much better, okay? It's ghost-like. ”

Guo Jia laughed when he heard this: "Yes, yes, you say I'm a ghost, I say you're a weirdo, we can mix a ghost and a monster into a pair of good brothers, and sure enough, people are like clusters and groups." Hey, by the way, the lord came to visit you last night, and he will definitely praise you, so what kind of compliment did you ask for? ”

It's okay not to ask, this question is coming, Lu Ren felt that his head hurt a little more, and sighed lightly: "I...... I was angry for a while, and I asked the lord for Minchan. ”

"......" Guo Jia was speechless, his eyes glanced at a certain part of Lu Ren with bad intentions, and said with a wicked smile: "You can't even lift your words now, why do you need so many beautiful women?" Besides, there are two of you in the house! In case you can't hold that word up again, won't you let a bunch of beautiful women stay alive and widowed at a young age? Alas, the tyrannical creatures! ”

“…… Do you believe that I'm going to beat you up when I'm cured? It really me off, I don't mind letting your chrysanthemums go unprotected! ”

Guo Jia and Lu Ren have known each other for more than a day or two, of course they understand what this "chrysanthemum is not guaranteed" means, and in ancient times, there was also the wind of Longyang, so although Guo Jia knew that Lu Ren was joking, he still moved his body back, and responded with a disgusting face: "Go and go, I am not as good as Longyang, and your kid's thing is still the right way to use it on a woman's body." ”

"Gotta got, I'm too lazy to talk to you Lao Guo about these things, my head still hurts. If you just come to ask me if Lu Bu's eyes will be blind, then I will say one more thing, most of the blind can't be blind, unless the people around Lu Bu don't even recognize common sense things like lime powder. If Cao Gong wants to take the opportunity to attack the city, he has to hurry, but I have seen the city guards in Xiapi, and with the current situation, it is not so easy to conquer. ”

Guo Jia nodded: "Do you want to let the Lord send you back to Tancheng to recuperate?" ”

Lu Ren said: "I want to too, but the doctor said that I am a little sick and cannot withstand the bumps of the carriage and horse for the time being." Moreover, even if I am cured, my previous use of the Dao method will make my body weak, and I will not be able to withstand the bumps until I recover. ”

The front is the truth, but the back is nonsense, but Lu Ren also has to pull it. It's still the same sentence, it's better to pay more attention to that little thing on your body.

However, Guo Jia smiled and said, "Isn't this just right?" Others don't know, can I not know that you originally wanted to stay in the army? Before, I wondered how you could rush to the army in such a hurry as a human being. You said that you want to see with your own eyes how Lu Bu died, I don't doubt it, but now it seems that you have other purposes. ”

Lu Ren said dumbly: "What other purpose can I have?" ”

Guo Jia was happy: "On the day of the breaking of the city, if you kid moves quickly, you can see the beautiful and incomprehensible Minchan with your own eyes." Of course, according to your original intention, you just want to take this opportunity to meet, because you know that this woman is not something you can get involved with, and even if you want to meet you, there is only such a chance. But unexpectedly, you got an opportunity to openly ask the lord for this woman, and I was afraid that the lord would regret it after seeing the beauty of Minchan, so I stayed in the army so that you could ask for it in time. ”

“…… Lao Guo, what are you doing here? ”

Although Lu Ren felt that what Guo Jia said was a little funny, but after thinking about it, it seemed to have some truth. It would be a lie to say that Lu Ren didn't have any thoughts about Minchan, but Lu Ren knew very well in his heart that it was just delusional. But to be able to see this legendary beauty well, Lu Ren is also content.

But Guo Jia smiled again: "It's okay to lie to others, it's not interesting to lie to yourself." That's it, let's not talk about that, I'll tell you something else. I have stolen your handwriting, and I have sent someone to send Xu Du to hand over to the beautiful Miss Mi family......"

Hearing this, Lu Ren scolded: "You dead old Guo! If you don't have a good drink, will you die? Actually stealing my handwriting to cheat on drinking? I'll settle this account with you when my injuries heal! ”