The time and people are urging each other, and the rain and snow are like winter.

Hong Ji, who was giving in the cold wind, was puzzled: "Junliang, am I mistaken, isn't it winter yet?" ”

"Although it is October (lunar calendar) and late autumn, the climate in the north is earlier than in the south."

Hong Ji was simply depressed and wanted to talk to someone, but he didn't say much when he heard the words, and said casually: "When will this go to Guangzong, I spend every day on this road, and I am annoyed to death." ”

"Don't worry, the lord is fast, it's fast."

"It's fast, it's fast, you said it was fast 7 days ago, you said it was fast again 4 days ago, and now it's been 10 days, big brother!"

Liu Yu smiled bitterly, he knew that Hong Ji didn't have any malicious intentions, he just wanted to complain, as a little brother, he didn't know what to say for a while, and the atmosphere suddenly froze there.

"Stuck in the pit! Stuck in the pit! ”

The exclamations of the soldiers were heard in the distance, and Hong Ji didn't even have the desire to pay attention.

The day after defeating Zhang Jiao and sorting out the spoils of war to deliver the good news to Luoyang, the army marched to Zhang Liang, who was stationed in Guangzong.

It's just that the weather is not beautiful, and it rained lightly on the day of departure, then turned to heavy rain, and then turned to light snow and heavy snow.

There is no shortage of cold materials due to the seizure of the trophies of the yellow turbans, but the road is difficult to travel, and more than 500 giant clocks, especially the more than ten giant bells loaded with pure copper and iron, are frequently sunken because of the rain and snow and become soft roads, making the trip drag on and on.

Julu is not a long distance from Guangzong, and he has not seen a shadow after walking for 10 days.

"Aren't you alright?"

Hong Ji, who walked to the pit, said impatiently.

"General, there is a gap in the road itself, and the weight of the wheels is pressed open, and now the whole wheel is sunk in it, and the bell mouth is also embedded in the mud, so it is a little slow."

Cao Cao, who had already asked Xiahoudun, Xiahou Yuan and other fierce generals to help carry the bell, replied.

"Wouldn't it be okay to throw away these more than a dozen bronze bells that always have accidents?"

All the generals smiled bitterly when they heard this, Hong Ji said this when there was an accident for the first time a few days ago, and Lu Zhi persuaded him at that time: "General can't, although the thief chief has been destroyed, but the rebellion in various places has not been quelled, once this heavy weapon is spread, it is found to be manufactured in large quantities by the thieves, with the huge advantage of numbers, it will bring immeasurable troubles to our counterinsurgency!" ”

Then every time something happens, Hong Ji still says this, and the generals are no longer surprised.

"When I arrived in Guangzong, I melted all these iron lumps, and I was annoyed to death!"

"Why don't you roast the fire first, it's easy to get cold if you don't exercise in this cold day."

Hong Ji's recovery characteristics are as high as the third order, even if he runs naked in the winter, he will only feel cold, and after putting on clothes, he will not do anything, and he will not care about such a minor illness as wind and cold at all.

But as the eldest brother, Hong Ji still admires Liu Yu's attitude of thinking about the eldest brother, and without saying much, he started a fire.

Hong Ji, who couldn't stop idle, ordered with his hands tossing and turning: "Junliang, go find a few chickens from the quartermaster." ”

"Huh?"

"What are you doing, go!"

So, it couldn't have happened to make Lu Zhi and others smile bitterly.

On the one hand, the soldiers worked together to push a few cars in the pit, and on the other hand, the coach Hong Ji was roasting the chicken without heart and encouragement.

When the chickens were almost ripe, Cao Cao said with relief: "General, the convoy can move normally!" ”

"What's the hurry? Come on, come on! Everyone is here to get ready for chicken! ”

"Who was that looking impatient just now?" It's just that everyone only dares to say this in their hearts.

glanced at each other, and sat down on the blanket that Junliang had put out silently.

"I said that you are really, if you have a stool and don't sit, you have to kneel and sit, is it uncomfortable?"

The crowd replaced embarrassment with silence.

"Junliang, get the quartermaster."

For a moment, the quartermaster led the order with a helpless expression.

"Wow! It's delicious! ”

Hong Ji took a bite and said excitedly, and when he was about to divide the chicken, there was a rapid sound of horses' hooves in the distance.

The generals got up one after another and clenched their swords, and Lu Zhi, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others immediately ordered the soldiers to prepare for battle.

In a tense atmosphere, the banner of the Han army came into view, and the generals breathed a sigh of relief.

The other party was also surprised to see so many soldiers and horses, and when he saw that there were many flags with the word "Lu", he showed a look of understanding.

"Drive!"

A large number of cavalry rushed out of the three horses, the leader of a fat man summed up everything, on the left is a handsome young man who looks like a Confucian student, and on the right is a peerless fierce general with a length of nine feet, a tiger's body and a wolf's waist, and a leopard's head and ape arms.

I saw the fat man say loudly: "I am Your Majesty's personal Dongfeng Zhonglang General Dong Zhuo, where is Lu Zhi?" ”

Lu Zhi was puzzled, and stepped forward and said, "I don't know what the general is looking for Zhi?" ”

"The Divine Decree has arrived!"

When everyone saw that he took out a piece of yellow silk, they didn't dare to slack off, they knelt on the ground one after another, and when they saw everyone kneeling down to receive the order, Hong Ji didn't dare to slack off, and he also knelt down with two roasted chickens in his hand.

Li Ru saw that Hong Ji in the crowd was wearing cotton clothes and holding two roast chickens in his hands, and he also looked weird.

Because the hair is too long, and some of the Hong Ji who is integrated into the current life, he has nothing to do, so he got a flat hairstyle, and the original white hair was not revealed, and others could not tell who he was through his peerless face at the first time.

"Lu is not in a good position to oversee the army, he has delayed the warplane, and he is now dismissed from his post, returned to Beijing to his post, and returned to Beijing to wait for trial!"

Dong Zhuo Nianbi said with a cold face: "Someone!" Take it down for me. ”

When Lu Wei heard this, he smiled bitterly: "Minister, thank you for your order!" ”

Just when Dong Zhuo's face was proud, Hong Ji walked in front of Dong Zhuo with the chicken.

"I'm grass Nima!"

A handful of roasted chicken on the wooden skewers smashed into Dong Zhuo's fat face.

Dong Zhuo's eyes breathed fire, the so-called lord humiliated the ministers to death, and Hua Xiong was about to bear fruit when he used the treasure knife.

"Wait!"

But it was Li Ru who spoke out to stop Hua Xiong's irrational behavior.

"Dare to ask Your Excellency?"

"Lao Tzu is the younger brother of the general, when the dynasty is in charge of Jinwu, the general of Han Zhengdong, and the Hou Hongji of Pingxi Pavilion! How, do you have an opinion? ”

Dong Zhuo, Li Ru was in a cold sweat when he heard this, and hurriedly dismounted and saluted: "The ministers meet your lord!" ”

"I'm grass Nima!"

Hong Ji picked up the only chicken in his left hand and hit it again.

"Smack!"

The greasy chicken bumped into the greasy face, although it didn't cause any substantial damage, but that kind of humiliation made Dong Zhuo clench his fists tightly, as if he was going to pinch the air in his hand.

"Do you know why I hit you?"

"I don't know."

"Lu Zhi is now my soldier, the one who is going to arrest me without asking my opinion, where is my face to rest? Yes? ”

The last word suddenly rose an octave.

Dong Zhuo felt that his fists were clenched tighter, and Li Ru on the side saw Dong Zhuo's appearance, afraid that Dong Zhuo would not be able to hold back his anger and break into a monstrous disaster, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Don't blame the general, my lord is just acting on orders, and I really don't know that the general is here." ”