Chapter 5 There is no fool
"It's not too early, hurry up and let them open the gate, otherwise once those Wenchen catch up, they will want to get out of the gate...... Hehe. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Zhu Houzhao is very self-aware, he knows that he can't kill Liu Jian and them.
Tang Fei smiled: "You are the emperor, can they stop you?" ”
Zhu Houzhao smiled helplessly, pointed to his heart and said: "It's not them who can stop me, but my benevolence, one by one, they know that they really won't kill them, so they dare to persecute me so blatantly!" ”
Tang Fei immediately understood what Zhu Houzhao meant, although he was not the emperor, but Tang Fei had experienced this feeling.
That's the lore of my father's elder friends: it's for your good no matter what!
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't stand this kind of chic goodness, and set up a mechanism to overturn the elders in the family, Tang Fei would not have been reduced to the point of watching the prison, after all, he was still the age of a dog's tail and a flower.
With a strong sense of sympathy for the emperor, Tang Fei personally knocked on the gate.
"We are the emperor's personal guards, switch and release!"
Then it was useless, and the drunk Wang Xun sang happily on the city tower: "If you don't open it, you won't open it, the emperor didn't come, and you won't open it!" ”
"The emperor is also in the ranks!" Tang Fei said very depressedly, it was really troublesome to talk to a drunk person.
"Bullied my prince drunk? Tell you, don't fool me, the emperor goes out with a lot of honor guards like Luan, just a few of you, dare to pretend to be the emperor's team? Wang Xun squinted at Tang Fei with drunken eyes.
Then Zhu Houzhao encountered something more embarrassing than bedwetting for a long time: proving that Zhu Houzhao is the emperor!
I've been there, I've seen and asked to prove that your father is your father, and I've also seen and verified that my son is my son, and Zhu Houzhao has really never seen it prove that I am mine after hundreds of years.
It turns out that this tradition has existed since ancient times, and it seems that there is a regression with the passage of time, so it is a shame that someone who has a heart will develop it again.
This is really embarrassing, because the guards of Juyongguan have not seen Zhu Houzhao, and the people Zhu Houzhao brings are all special squads with hidden formations, so there is no sufficient and necessary condition to prove that I am Zhu Houzhao.
Can't you take off your underwear and pry it in front of Wang Xun and say, "Look at this fine bright yellow cloth, and smell the dragon gas stuck on it", right?
As the top leader of the country, Zhu Houzhao was super embarrassed that his identity would be questioned by his subordinates.
On the spot, I wanted to take a bubble of poop to protect the face of the Juyong guard, and shouted angrily: Oh, this is my dragon Xiang, you carefully taste whether there is dragon energy!
Well, it makes me sick just thinking about it.
The guard of Juyong Pass couldn't close the fun, and Quack smiled strangely: "Just because you also want to deceive the door?" Let me tell you, this is for the emperor to guard the pass, if an enemy is not let in, it is impossible for a spy to be released! ”
Zhu Houzhao was speechless for a while.
The person who closes it doesn't turn it on and off, does he have a strong means to prove that he is the emperor, and what's more serious is that he can't kill his own people ruthlessly, so Zhu Houzhao can't open the gate purely because he deserves it.
At the time when Zhu Houzhao was planning to send Comrade Wang Shouren, who was the best at climbing over the wall, to personally go to the customs and arrest the general guarding the city and ask him clearly.
But I heard Juyong Guan General Wang Xun instruct his soldiers: "Although the path on the left side of the pass is easy to get out and difficult to enter, you can't be careless, Li Qianhu, you will lead the troops and horses of your headquarters to check after half an hour." ”
The voice was not loud or small, and it was heard by Zhu Houzhao and others without missing a word.
After taking a deep look at the obviously drunk and cute Juyong guard, Zhu Houzhao turned around and ordered: "Find a small way out of the customs!" ”
Juyong Pass can't get out, and it's hard for this guard to become like this, so it can be seen that he has received a stern official letter from the cabinet, and he really doesn't dare to open and let him go.
Thinking of this, Zhu Houzhao was depressed again. What the emperor said doesn't count, the official documents of the cabinet are comparable to holy decrees, and the border generals deliberately pretend to be drunk in order not to offend both ends, which is really drunk.
"Your Majesty, let's not go through this pass?"
"Don't go, walk like a path!" Zhu Houzhao scolded: "Made, this master must personally cut off the heads of a few Tartar dogs and throw them in front of Liu Ge Lao!" ”
The group quickly found the legendary path, whistling past, and quickly walked out of Juyong Pass.
Not long after, a team of 1,000 people behind him caught up, with bright armor and heavy equipment, far behind Zhu Houzhao's special team.
Although the path was difficult to walk, it was nothing in front of the twenty or so hard-trained martial arts masters, and it quickly passed the Juyong Pass.
When he was standing outside the pass, Zhu Houzhao heard the people in Juyong Pass shouting horses and neighing, and the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping sounded.
One of the loudest was Wang Xun's voice: "Who is here?" Recently, there are Tatar rangers outside the customs, and no one is allowed to enter or leave! ”
Then came the voice of Liu Jian of the cabinet: "Has the emperor ever been here?" Have you let the emperor out of the customs? ”
"The emperor's Luan driving general hasn't seen it yet. But the general has already said that no one is allowed to enter or exit, and naturally even if the emperor comes, it is impossible to release it! ”
This is quite hard, if it weren't for Zhu Houzhao, who was already outside the gate, he would have almost believed it.
One step away is the separation of mountains and rivers, and Zhu Houzhao flies happily.
Just let those bastards quarrel behind their ass, they're going to kill someone.
Zhu Houzhao doesn't kill people, but he just doesn't kill Ming officials. For so many days, his heart has been forced to the point of anger by the officials of the Ming Dynasty, and if he doesn't unload the fire, he is afraid that the first person to eat a knife will appear!
"The Juyong guard will say that Tatar rangers have appeared around the pass in recent days, so there must be a large army stationed near the left."
Zhu Houzhao looked around at the people around him and continued: "So our goal this time is to get information from the scouts, and then wait for the opportunity to destroy the possible Tatar camp!" ”
Since this special team named Tearing Milk Ke has not had the opportunity to conduct actual combat since training, it is just a virgin battle in their lives to go out with Zhu Houzhao at this time.
I don't know if Zhu Houzhao can do it, but it's a mule or a horse, and it's just that this time I pulled it out for a walk.
In order to prevent these pumpkins from having no experience, Zhu Houzhao deliberately divided the twenty-four people into three groups, each group was led by Tang Fei, Tongzhou and him Zhu Houzhao.
Tang Fei and Tongzhou have been influenced by Zhu Houzhao's modern military theories, and have views on special operations that surpass those of this era.
Zhu Houzhao rode a horse and stood on the grassy slope, and said to the twenty or so people in front of him: "Remember, you must hit with one blow, don't alarm the Tatars, and meet here after the news."
If you miss a blow, you will be thousands of miles away, and you will not die! ”
"Yes!" More than 20 people and horses immediately scattered, like raindrops falling on the vast sea, and soon disappeared into the depths of the grassland.