Chapter 0061 - Able to bend and stretch

"A gentleman is to be able to bend and stretch!! Gentleman's revenge! Ten years is not too late! Hahaha I'll go first!! ”

There was a roar of the engine, and the off-road vehicle began to start.

"It's the villain's revenge!"

"Squeak! …”

When Ouyang Ying heard his words, he was so angry that he almost hit the wall directly, his face was full of iron.

But Ouyang knew that he couldn't beat him now, so he could only swallow his anger, step on the accelerator again, and slip away.

"Immortals? … Can you bend and stretch? ”

Looking at Ouyang Ying who ran away, Xin'er asked blankly.

"Of course!"

Confidently held his head high.

"So show me flexion?"

"Huh??"

looked at her suspiciously, I don't know why, why does this sentence feel wrong?!

"Didn't I bend and stretch just now? Otherwise, how could you let that stupid Ouyang go! ”

Did you think it was crooked?

"Hey...... hey," Xin'er laughed stupidly.

Shaking his head helplessly, his eyes turned to the sidelines of the bodyguards who were cowering and wanted to slip away quietly.

Bang Bang Bang!

There is no doubt that next, the remaining five stupid men who were beaten by Li Xian's mother kept begging.

But this time, it's useless for them to call Daddy!

After the beating, the five people were tied to a tree, and where did the bodyguards who could speak C Chinese beg bitterly:

"Ouch! ~My dad yes! Leave us alone...... Saving a life is better than creating a sixth-level uh no! Level seven! Even-Futu! My brother has already died...... Guys, just let me go!! ……”

Jerky C Chinese dialect, say the eighth level as a chirp, what is going on with the relatives, did he learn C Chinese from a certain treasure? ?

Hearing this, Li Xian just wanted to laugh, lit a pinch of fire in the clearing, and after a while, he got a fat gopher, and those bodyguards were relieved when they saw that it was a gopher, and almost thought that he was going to roast himself!

didn't even look at them, and so did Xin'er, teasing her big teeth on the side.

The bodyguards saw that the gopher was roasted and sizzled, and swallowed their spit fiercely... It smells so good! ~~

The muscular companions who could speak C Chinese looked at them with longing eyes from time to time, and then spoke.

"Daddy! ~Your dad has a dad... Ahh I want you to protect the nest, and the nest will take refuge in country Z..."

The bodyguard took a breath, suppressed his hunger, and in order to curry favor with Li Xian, he continued: "I'll tell you a true story..."

This jerky C Mandarin made Xin'er almost laugh out loud.

The treasured bodyguard began to tell his story:

"Yesterday my wife cheated! …… I'm so sad! I was so angry that I almost jumped off the building! But in addition to the headquarters building, the building of country Y really didn't kill my building! Because they're all too short......"

Hearing him say this, Lang Sheng smiled, can't it? Who told you to fight all year round? It's all tiled houses! It's strange that you can fall to death!

"But I can't leave her! I love her dearly! So I chose to swallow my anger! But! … But! She also brought her lover home to sleep with! Am I okay with this? What I hate the most is... Not only will it be in front of you, but I hope you can participate together!! Oh my God! Gwow my goodness!! … I can't control it!! ”

The treasured bodyguard was so angry that he exhaled, but his next words were unexpected:

"After being together for so long, I only found out yesterday that my wife is LES! And her lover was my high school goddess! ”

After saying that, the bodyguard also made a look of grievance, and his happy hands had betrayed him.

"I called the police!"

Li Xian was so angry that he almost dropped the gopher! Mader!! I was quite sympathetic to him, but now I really want to roast him and eat him! Efficient use!

"Comrade traffic police! Someone here overtook me in a corner and flashed my waist! I want to report!! ”

Xin'er was also attracted by the storyline, and she was sympathetic to him and full of emotion, if he hadn't said the last sentence, he almost took out the passbook and donated it.

But after hearing what he said, he was so angry that he vomited blood.

"Isn't it good to be alive?!"

"Live... It's good to be alive! … It's good to be alive! ”

The cuckolded bodyguard was at a loss.

"If you're alive, you dare to tell this kind of story!!"

“……”

……

Solve the lunch on the spot, or according to their 'wishes', take them all to country Z, and become a junior soldier in country Z, although there is no longer a war now, but more strength, I can't ask for it!

Leaving the Qingqing grassland, this stupid Ouyang estimated that he would not come to the door for a while, and at Xin'er's strong request, let her go on a plane.

"Okay, you go and take a seat, I'll watch you quietly!"

Xin'er still remembers what Li Xian said before, and there is the next clip:

Inside the airport, the passengers sat quietly on the plane, still waiting for the plane to take off as usual.

"Oh oh! ……”

Suddenly, the cry of a rich woman aroused the displeasure of some people, but when they looked at her, the whole person was petrified.

"Machine... Mecha?! Mecha at the airfield?! This signifies... Isn't it from country Z?! ”

The staff at the airport raised the alarm, and the emergency news was transmitted to the headquarters, but the government of country Z and the headquarters smiled after seeing the appearance of the mecha, but they were indifferent.

The generalissimo looked at the emergency signal sent, pretended to take a sip of tea calmly, and then slowly sent dozens of armed soldiers to the airport to cheer and celebrate, and saw him off......

“……”

The news top headlines suddenly became popular all over the world, and it was another big super-level news that country Z has a special mecha warrior! In the past, the three major living mecha of that battle were considered rumors by the outside world, but this time it was broadcast live, and the characteristics and lines of the mecha were absolutely not fake, which was more important than the development of nuclear weapons.

Xin'er cautiously looked at the behemoth flying side by side outside the cabin.

"I knew earlier... Sitting in the mecha, he flew with the plane ... So slow. The damn little fairy... Don't give him pork rib soup to drink when I go back! ”

As a chef, Xin'er imposed 'restrictions' on him in her heart.

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After returning to China, it was already midnight, and the moon had risen more than half, and the weather in country C was really much cooler and refreshing.

……

It's not like being in country Z, being hot like a dog!! The manhole cover on the side of the road can be used as a teppanyaki! As soon as the eggs are knocked down, they can be scooped up and eaten!!

After returning to the villa, the members of the Eagle Clans were already asleep, and it was okay! Go to bed early and wake up early, it's good to be healthy! Tomorrow morning they have a training mission.

Park the mecha in the basement, this time it was from the bottom of the sea, and I was very satisfied with the tunnel I had made underwater, as long as I didn't get discovered by the Jiaolong, everything was easy to say.

As soon as I returned to China, I received a message from Lingling, uh, I said that I would pick her up if I was free tomorrow, did I want to Daxuan?

Just pick it up!

I'm going to ask the stupid big guy tomorrow for his opinion on whether he chooses to train or go to school...... Why do you feel like that idiot will definitely choose to train?

“……”

Everything is going according to normal, washing and rubbing the body, we should follow a classic quote from the chairman hundreds of years ago, and work for the people cleanly.

And, of course, get a good night's sleep!