Zhu Houzhao was a little nervous. I have been away from home for many years, and after I came back, there was an extra child in the palace.

Thanks to the fact that there are not many people who know the truth, otherwise once it spreads among the civil and military ministers, the result will be that it is light to laugh and be generous.

After dispersing the ministers, Zhu Houzhao rushed to the harem. As a result, as soon as I turned the hall, I saw a pretty woman in palace costume standing in the shade of a tree with a little doll in her arms that could not see her true face except for being fat.

You don't need to see it clearly, you can smell it from eight hundred miles away, and you know that the beautiful woman is your first woman and the queen of the main palace, Yu Mingxiao!

"What the fuck is going on?" Zhu Houzhao was a little crazy, he almost lost his mind when he saw Yu Mingxiao's shy and timid appearance.

Strong maternal love, my God, what made Yu Mingxiao have such deep feelings for this ugly doll.

"Your Majesty, look at it, this little doll doesn't look like you!" Yu Mingxiao cheered, but the baby in his hand was very steady.

"It's like a fart!" Zhu Houzhao glanced at the fat mess of children, and roared: "Lao Tzu is a real dragon bloodline!" It is impossible to give birth to such an ugly bunny! ”

Saying this, Zhu Houzhao withdrew the little baby from the swaddling clothes, stretched out his hand and flicked the finch of the little fart, and called: "It's actually a male baby, doesn't it mean that no other male creatures are allowed in the palace except me?" Come on, throw this unclaimed little thing into the mass grave in the western suburbs. It's so ugly, it is estimated that the fox can't even get a mouth. ”

When the emperor spoke, a eunuch immediately came up and prepared to carry out the order.

At this moment, a person suddenly rushed out from the side, this person was dressed in household clothes, and his face was seven or eight points similar to Zhu Houzhao. This person hurriedly stopped the eunuch and shouted: "Your Majesty, I don't like to hear what you say, why do you call my child an ugly fox can't speak?" ”

Zhu Hou glanced at him, pointed at the child and said, "This is a good thing you did?" ”

"Uh-huh!" This man had no intention of concealing anything, and his answer was full of confidence and categorical certainty.

Zhu Houzhao was angry on the spot, and said gloomily: "Good guts, do you kid know what is the fault of the harem?" ”

"Of course you know, wouldn't I be foolish to sit in that chair for so long and not know me? Those who defile the harem have always been unforgivable, after all, it is related to the purity of the royal blood. ”

Facing the fake emperor who answered the head of the Tao, Zhu Houzhao actually had a feeling that he had nothing to say.

"Aren't you afraid of death?"

"Your Majesty, this is also a matter of no choice. It's really a big black cauldron for you! ”

There is a secret in this, Zhu Houzhao knew it as soon as he heard it. Otherwise, with this kid who was as timid as a mouse and was drunk by Liu Jin back then, it would be absolutely impossible to risk killing his head to mess around in the harem. After all, although this kid has been the emperor for many years, his cautious temperament has not changed much, at most he is arrogant and lascivious.

However, the word arrogant and lascivious is also said by himself, and it is likely that the object of comparison is the poor life of Cai Kangwotou in the three dilapidated thatched houses in the countryside and three meals a day.

Zhu Houzhao has never been at ease to let this puppet stay in the palace, it can be said that this person's every move has never escaped his field of vision, so many years have passed, this person actually proved to Zhu Houzhao with his actions that as long as there is no seed, even if the soil is fertile, it is impossible to grow.

In the face of such a simple and smart person, Zhu Houzhao, who has been pretending to have a straight face, can no longer pretend. It has never been Zhu Houzhao's style to let people carry the black pot all the time.

"Tell me more!"

After the false emperor received the order, he immediately sat down cross-legged and began to tell the story.

"Your Majesty, do you remember your age?"

"Well...... this" Zhu Houzhao was a little embarrassed, he really couldn't remember clearly, he had long forgotten the days of the Eastern and Western Wars for so many years.

(End of chapter)

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