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Yesterday Lord Lidel asked him for some paper that he had written. Jia Daoshi was secretly ashamed, for two years, as a scholar, he had drawn a lot of ghost talismans that he didn't know, and he hadn't written a single serious word!

In the camp, only himself and Lord Lidel are literate, and now that he asks him for words, it is obviously a pen and ink exchange.

After preparing the pen and ink, there was no table or chair, so Jia Daoshi knelt on the ground and spread a large piece of paper in front of him.

What to write?

I don't know my master's writing skills, and I'm afraid that my master will despise me if I write shallowly, so it's best if I can show my mind.

Jia Daoshi thought for a moment, and with a wave:

Jiuqu Yellow River Wanlisha,

The waves are blowing from the end of the world.

Now go straight to the Milky Way,

Go to the morning glory and weaver girl's house.

Get up and take a few steps back to take a closer look, alas, I haven't moved my pen for a long time, and I'm rusty.

After taking another piece of paper and copying it again, Daoist Jia inscribed "Li De Ye Save Cun".

Drying the ink and folding the paper, Daoist Jia rushed to Lord Lidel.

Lord Liddell has obviously woken up for a long time. I saw that the master was bare-chested, wearing only a delicate calf nose robe, holding his head in both hands, squatting, standing up, squatting again, standing up again. The short robe was not tied with a sweat towel, but it did not fall off.

Li De Ye didn't see Daoist Jia outside, just smiled and nodded, and then squatted down, stood up, squatted, stood up.

Jia Daoshi secretly praised in his heart: "Ye is quite Wei and Jin!" ”

Daoist Jia unfolded the folded paper, looked at it carefully, and thought in his heart how to deal with it if he praised him for a while, and how to take advantage of his happiness this morning to get a painting of his calligraphy.

Lord Liddell finally stopped tossing, stepped forward and took the paper, and said in his mouth: "Why is it only one?" ”

Without looking, the master rubbed the writing paper a few times with both hands, turned around and went into the toilet.

Jia Daoshi was like five thunderbolts at that time, even if he couldn't see the situation in the latrine, Jia Daoshi also knew that the master took the paper and definitely didn't go in to appreciate it.

What to do? Jia Daoshi is at war with heaven and man in his heart.

Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, Daoist Jia made up his mind: "Since ancient times, martial arts have fought to the death, and Wen has been admonished to the death!" ”

The Taoist priest walked a few steps closer to the outside of the latrine, and got to his knees in general.

"Lord Lidel——, Lord Lidel——, must not ——。"

There was no response in the latrine.

Jia Daoshi burst into tears, "Master, in the world of life, becoming virtuous and talented, making meritorious contributions, and having a talent and an art, and those who support their wealth are all presided over by words. Words are the most precious treasures in the world, which can make the mortal holy, the foolish wise, the poor and the lowly, and the sick and prosperous. ”

There was an eerie silence in the latrine.

Daoist Jia smacked his head on the ground, his mouth almost touched the soil, and he said loudly:

"If there were no writing in the world, nothing would be true, and man would be no different from beast. Wan Wangye think twice, think twice! ”

Finally, the voice of the master came from the latrine,

"Daoist Jia, what do you want to do?"

Jia Daoshi snot,

"Master, words are the most precious treasures in the world, gold, silver, pearls and jade, all from words. Cangjie made words, the sky was raining and the ghosts were crying at night. Emperor Wenchang set 24 rules for cherishing words and 29 laws for blasphemy. Words and paper are filthy, and there will be many evil things that cannot be helped. ”

The voice of the master came out of the latrine hesitantly,

"Daoist Jia, do you mean that I can't use this piece of paper to go to the toilet?"

Jia Daoshi grabbed the ground with his head heavily, and his head was full of dirt, "Ye must not wipe the filth with words!" ”

A sound of soo unfolded in the latrine.

The master apologized in the latrine: "I'm sorry! Sorry! It turned out to be your calligraphy work, and I thought it was used waste paper! ”

Jia Daoshi persuaded in his mouth: "Master, it is useless paper, but if there are words, it must not be defiled!" ”

The master's voice was obviously a little displeased, "Even if it's useless paper, why can't it be wasted!" ”

Jia Daoshi wiped a handful of snot, "Words are the blood of saints, and if you wipe away the filthy paper, you will be punished by heaven!" ”

The master's tone was not good, "Are you trying to curse me?" ”

Jia Daoshi said bitterly: "I'm doing this for the good of my lord." ”

The master's tone slowed down, "Daoist Jia, you are not allowed to do this or that on the paper with words, what should you do in the end?" Could it be that the tribute is not successful? ”

Jia Daoist replied: "Of course, it is to be respectfully cleaned up, burned and buried in a clean place. ”

Ye's disdainful voice came out, "Blind-toss!" ”

Jia Daoshi earnestly advised, "Respect the words and paper, you can solve disasters, protect yourself and your children, and benefit your descendants." Whether it is the Ming Dynasty or Annam Korea, it has become a common practice for the people to respect the word now. If the lord insists on going his own way, how will the people feel when they know about it! Think twice! ”

There was silence in the latrine for a long time.

Jia Daoshi then persuaded bitterly, "If the people follow the example of Lidel Ye to wipe away the filth with words and paper, and dare to ask the sage the scriptures, how can they be preserved?" For thousands of years, how many rare books have been forgotten, because the ignorant village women pasted the windows and cut the shoes, and finally disappeared! Think twice! ”

There was a sigh in the latrine.

Eventually, Ye's voice came out, "Forget it, Daoist Jia, go get me a few pieces of paper without words." ”

Jia Daoshi immediately rushed back and rushed back, took the best rice paper and handed it in.

Ye sighed inside: "It's a pity, it's a pity!" ”

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References (not related to the plot, skip for uninterested readers)

Ming and Qing dynasties of the "Wenchang Emperor cherishes the word merit law 24 articles"

⊙ Pingsheng bought writing paper with silver money to his home, and burned the fragrant soup. Wangong. Longevity for a lifetime. Gain wealth. Children and grandchildren are virtuous and filial.

⊙ Pingsheng picks up the word paper to the home, and the perfume baths the burner. Wangong. Longevity for a lifetime. Enjoy wealth for a long time. Descendants are honorable.

⊙ those who collect more word paper, and bury the word ash deep in the ground. A thousand gongs. Peace does not wander. Prosperity of children and grandchildren.

⊙ published and engraved words and texts, and passed on to the world. Five hundred merits. There is no such thing as right or wrong. Having more precious children.

⊙ copy and respect the words and paper and book mottos, and close the door to make them cherish. Three hundred gongs. Children and grandchildren are developed.

⊙ see the words and leave them to their descendants, and those who worship and offer their own respects. 100 merits. Peace and well-being.

⊙ people are silver, and those who buy word paper and burn them. 100 merits. Longevity increases to a certain age. The giver is always rich.

⊙ advise the world to cherish words. and those who burn strange and obscene books. 100 merits. Increases longevity in itself. Prosperity of children and grandchildren.

⊙ monks do not use the banner curtain with words as a bag. Those who can admonish themselves. Fifty gongs. Virtue and fame are revealed.

⊙ see people as practice paper. It can be exchanged for plain paper. or those who exchange other things for burners. Fifty gongs. All diseases do not give birth. Turn misfortune into blessing.

⊙ forbidden, those who do not wipe the filth with paper and paper. Fifty gongs. Its people prospered.

⊙ mortals are in trouble. Either abruptly or slowly. Those who see the words and paper will burn the bath, ten thousand words and ten merits. and peace.

⊙ persuade people not to put paper and money under the mattress. Ten merits. Peace forever in your life.

⊙ encounter a filthy place, put away the paper when you see it, and do not ignore it. Ten merits. Peace in life.

⊙ forbidden, people immediately have words and money and do not ride. Ten merits. Eternal peace.

⊙ do not use paper and books, clip shoe samples. Those who abstain from self-discipline and persuade others. Sixty gongs. Wisdom of children and grandchildren. No disobedience.

⊙ advise people not to use words. Leave it in a wet place and rot. And tear up the destroyers. Ten merits. It will be famous.

⊙ life is not lightly scribbled, smeared good books. Ten merits. Nothing bad happens.

⊙ scrape the words on the door wall of the utensils. Ten merits. Eyes are bright.

⊙ praise those who are meritorious. Ten merits. Blessed will be more.

⊙ saw people covering the smelly vessels with paper. In exchange for the Bath Burner. Ten merits. Nothing evil meets.

⊙ encounter filthy paper and rinse it in water. One hundred words. Freedom from diseases.

⊙ burner with word paper in the incense burner. Five merits. Be auspicious.

⊙ generations of people collect and burn words. 10,000 words. Enjoy the blessings. Persuade people to repay as usual.

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Ming and Qing dynasties of the "Wenchang Emperor Blasphemy Crime Twenty-nine Articles"

⊙ people buy the zigzag paper to be burned and use it as a practitioner. One hundred sins. Broken. The children and grandchildren are poor. Those who deceive people to buy money for word paper, but do not buy word paper burners. One hundred sins. He will surely die of a vicious disease.

⊙ disrespectful to the scriptures and scriptures. and do not discipline their children, and give insults to each other. One hundred sins. Sores are everywhere. Deaf and dumb.

⊙ encounter the burning place of the word paper, trample to extinguish the user. Eighty sins. Definite swelling and poison.

⊙ break books and waste paper at home, change bowls and sugar. Eighty sins. Dingsheng is deaf and dumb.

⊙ family collection of honorific calligraphy, or wipe off the filthy and rotten. Seventy Sins. There is no cure for many evil things.

⊙ monks and monks are known for their words. Miscellaneous users. Sixty sins. Bo Fu was punished.

⊙ the user of the wooden fish vessel wrapped in the text paper wrapped in medicine. Fifty Sins. Blinding the mind.

⊙ wipe a few things with a word paper, and rub the abandoned ground. Forty Sins. Exiled from wisdom.

⊙ persuade good books to cherish words, and those who do not believe or pass on. Thirty Sins. Poor years of embarrassment. Born is not a good child.

⊙ put the scripture on the bilge of the ship, and immediately rode the seater. Ten Sins. Sores are bullied.

⊙ is already disrespectful to the words and paper, and laughs at others. Fifteen Sins. Many of them have been wronged.

⊙ those who blew sewage with paper and burned the ground. Fifteen Sins. Blindness in many eyes.

⊙ who use scriptures as pillows, and put money and words on bedding. Fifteen Sins. The rod of the poor.

⊙ lit up the light with word paper. Ten Sins. Sores ringworm.

⊙ see women cut paper to make shoe samples, for flower mats and plates, and men do not forbid them. Ten Sins. Punished by officials.

⊙ word paper paste window mat, the reader of the screen. The verdict is unclear.

⊙ chew and spit on the wall with the writing paper, and tear it up to make a book twist. Ten Sins. Rotten lips. Bad sores on the hands.

⊙ those who cover up the merits of the paper and respect the words. Ten Sins. It must not be auspicious.

⊙ women are shoe-like with paper and books, and men are not forbidden. Ten Sins. It must not be auspicious.

⊙ women embroidered on purses, sachets, fan sticks, pillows, and do not forbid them, and tie them around their waists, and lie on their pillows to blasphemous. Five Sins. Dizziness and detention.

⊙ scribble. Throw it away, and spin and slap it. Five Sins. Foot sores.

⊙ those who use words and paper to fan books and insert shoes and socks. Five Sins. Foot sores.

⊙ write on the utensils in font size, causing people to sit and practice. Four Sins. The store is ominous.

⊙ those who read the scriptures with unclean hands. Three sins. Raw fork finger sores.

⊙ those who cushion the road with word bricks. Three sins. Isn't going well.

⊙ who draws on the ground. Three sins. Many obstacles.

⊙ the person who cuts the handwriting. One sin. How frightened.

⊙ the statue of the god with writing paper and the person inside the wall. One sin. Although there are other achievements, it is not recorded.