Chapter 143 On Pretending to Be Forced~ I Only Obey You
"East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east and west pawnshop pawnshop" When the young man walked to Li You's short table, he saw Li You pick up the wine glass and put it to his lips and deliberately lowered his voice and whispered to him. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Hearing Li You's next link, the young man's eyes suddenly lit up, but he also knew that since he wanted to pretend to be forced, he must pretend to the end. So he didn't stop, as if he was still thinking hard, he paced around again, and then slammed the palm of his hand with the folding fan in his hand
"There it is! East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east and west pawnshop pawn shop~"
"Good !!" Hearing the next couplet, the rest of the people present couldn't help but shout! Speaking of which, most of the people in this game are still some knowledgeable people, and after hearing that this young man has been paired with three in a row, he can't help but shout hello!
"Haha, thank you so much!" Hearing that everyone applauded him, the young man hugged his fists around with a stinky fart, and laughed, he didn't even blush at all! However, he didn't show any smugness.
"Grandma's, if this Nima is brought back first, it will definitely be the actor!" Looking at the other party's very restrained smile, Li You couldn't help but whisper!
"Yo Yo Yo! This master is really knowledgeable, it seems that my precious daughter is afraid that it will be the master today~ It seems that as long as you have enough silver, this talent is really difficult for you~" At this time, there was a strange voice of the old bustard's yin and yang upstairs~ But everyone present could hear it, and the words were just reminding each other, but don't forget the thousand taels of silver!
At this time, Wan'er was still in a slight mood in her heart, but after listening to the bustard's words, she couldn't help but feel bitter in her heart. Alas! It seems that he still can't escape~ But seeing that boy is still handsome, and he is also quite literate, I don't know if he will give the thousand taels for himself in the end~ If he is willing to come out, he is still much better than those prodigal sons.
Under the gaze of everyone, the young man knelt down again and sat down in front of his desk. couldn't help but turn his head and whisper a smile to Li You: "Brother Tai is really good and brilliant, I really admire it very much, since I have a fate today, how about making a friend?" ”
"Haha, that's exactly what I mean. The younger brother Li Youlin, nineteen years old. Dare to ask what Brother Tai is called? As soon as he heard the other party's words, Li You also replied in a low voice, as the so-called multiple friends have many paths, he has just come to Datang to develop, so it is better to make more friends and make fewer enemies.
"Oh? Brother name Li Youlin? Hearing Li You's name, the young man was obviously stunned, but he quickly covered it up.
"Uh~ yes, I don't know what's wrong?" Seeing the other party's appearance, Li You couldn't help but ask, could it be that the other party had heard of him?
"Ah~ Haha, there's nothing wrong, I just remember that the previous governor of Youzhou seemed to be named Li You, Gu Cai was a little surprised, brother, don't blame. Hehe, it's really a coincidence, I also have the surname Li, and my name is Gaoming. This year is exactly twenty. Haha, it seems that I am really a brother! ”
"Haha, when the two of them met, they laughed." Looking at the appearance of the two laughing, Wan'er was very uncomfortable in her heart at this time, she was the focus of attention here today.
"Hehe, Miss Wan'er, are you satisfied? If you are satisfied, then please make the next couplet. Turning around, seeing that Wan'er was stunned there, Li Gaoming couldn't help but ask.
"Hehe, Gongzi Gaocai, it's just that I'm connected to Tongzhou, but you are a pawnshop, although the battle is rigorous, but the little woman always feels that it is a little difficult to get on the stage~" Hearing Li Gaoming ask herself, Wan'er was deliberately embarrassed.
"Oh? This~" Hearing the other party's words, Li Gaoming was immediately embarrassed, this uncontrollable downlink is not what he can think of, this is also right and elegant, alas~ Isn't it difficult for himself, and then turned his head to look at Li Youlin, who was playing with a wine glass, and his heart suddenly felt like he had grabbed a life-saving straw.
"Hehe, what does Yulin think?"
"Haha, Brother Gao Ming, don't hide it, didn't you talk to me just now about being indecent. Didn't you say that you actually have a better link in mind! Presumably, Brother Gao Ming must be afraid that Miss Wan'er will have no face, so he made such a simple connection. Li You's words not only stunned everyone, but even Li Gaoming, who was looking at him, couldn't help but be stunned, how could he ever say that there was a better couplet? But who is he, he is an actor-level, and the reaction speed can be said to be fast to a certain level.
"Alas! Youlin, how can you say what we said in private~ How embarrassed do I face Miss Wan'er~"
"Haha, Brother Gao Ming, don't hide it, and if you want to come to that Wan'er girl, you won't be careful." Looking at Li Gaoming's unbeaten appearance, Li You really couldn't wait to go up and kick him twice, you are too good at pretending, but you have to cooperate with sending the Buddha to the west.
"Hehe, this son is right, this is just a literary exchange, the son can make a good couplet, and Wan'er can still learn a thing or two, but please teach the child!" Wan'er, who was standing on the second floor, also spoke.
"Hehe, since that's the case, then I'll be ugly~" Seeing everyone's eyes looking at him again, Li Gaoming couldn't wait to catch that Li Youlin and beat him first, you are setting my brother and me on fire. I know what a shit elegant couplet. Now everyone is looking at themselves, how good they are.
"Haha, Brother Gao Ming, can you let the little brother tell you what you are talking about, so that the little brother can show his face in front of this Wan'er girl! Ha ha! ”
it, you're kind of open. Hearing Li Youlin's words beside him, Gao Ming couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief in his heart.
"Haha, Youlin, you're stealing your brother's limelight, but since you said so, how can you fight for your brother."
"Haha, then the little brother will thank Brother Gao Ming for agreeing, cough cough~ Then I will come down to say this couplet for Brother Gao Ming's 'Spring Reading, Autumn Reading, Spring and Autumn Reading Reading Spring and Autumn ~'"
Wow~~ A noise sounded again, and there were really talented people, this pair was right, it was simply amazing, not only neat and tidy, but also full of literature.
"Haha, it's ugly, it's not talented, it's at this level!" After Li You said this couplet, Li Gaoming couldn't help but applaud in his heart, and then he pretended to arch his hand in the direction of Wan'er.
Today, Li You is finally convinced, and the five bodies of the suit are thrown to the ground~~ Grandma is a bear, this is not only in this Tang Dynasty, even in modern times, there are few people who can pretend to be more forceful than this girl, uh~ By the way, there are indeed a few people who are similar to Ya in modern times. Who am I, you ask? Ahem~ Then I'll tell you about their classic pretending quotes, you must know.
(To be continued.) )