Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Princess
Sun Quan's business on his side cannot be delayed any longer, otherwise Cao Cao will enter Chibi when the spring flowers bloom, and when the time comes, Sun Quan will be like an ant on a hot pot, how can he have the leisure to play.
After I prepared my things, I went directly to Jiangdong, at the mouth of the river I fished by the railing, attracted a few people to watch, this fishing rod is a good fishing rod, the bait is also a very good bait, the fish in the river, smelling the fragrance of the bait, have swam over, I bought a kind of medicine to attract fish into the river water, all of a sudden, the fish in the river are like crazy, have swam over, densely packed together, there are a few big fish. Alas, it's a pity that if this wild fish were put into modern times, there would be a few people who could eat such a delicacy.
The fish bit the rod, and I caught the fish, removed its hook, and put the fish back into the river.
This strange phenomenon immediately spread, and the soldiers guarding the river immediately reported it to Zhou Yu.
"Governor, there is a fisherman on the riverside, and all the countless fish in the river swim to the shore, scrambling to catch the bait, but the angler releases the hooked fish, very like, very much like ......"
Zhou Yu was heroic and sassy, and was discussing with Lu Su about training sailors.
"Like what?"
The soldier didn't dare to speak in front of Zhou Yu, but the strange phenomenon made him have to say: "It's very like the reincarnation of Jiang Taigong." ”
"What?" Zhou Yuteng stood up from the chair, the armor rattled, and the frightened soldier quickly knelt on the ground.
"The Governor spares his life!"
Lu Su also quickly stood up, walked up to the soldier and said, "If you have to tell the truth, don't say anything." ”
"It is very strange that there was a fisherman by the river, and when he came to the river, many fish and horses swam to the river."
Lu Su looked at Zhou Yu, raised his hand and said, "This ......"
Zhou Yu shook his arm and walked out of the account, "Let's go, let's see, Yu Ji Laodao was killed for pretending to be a ghost before, and now someone is coming to make trouble, go!" ”
When a group of people came to the riverside, I could hear the footsteps and knew that Zhou Yu had come, pretending to concentrate on fishing and reaching the realm of selflessness. Zhou Yu stopped and observed me from a distance.
"Sure enough, he is not a mortal, look at his clothes, as if he is a visitor from outside the world, most of the governors, please see, all the fish in the river really swim here."
"Humph!" Zhou Yu let out a muffled snort from his throat with disdain.
I got up and put away my fishing rod and said to the fishermen around me: "This is a cold winter, it is not good to go out to sea to fish, these fish that swim to the shore are given by the heavens, you can cast your nets to fish, and then for a month, the fish in the river will swim one after another, and the catch is inexhaustible, go, spread your fishing nets, and fish to your heart's content." ”
Those fishermen thought I was a fairy, cast a spell on the river, knelt on the ground and shouted: "Immortals, thank the gods for helping the world." ”
I lifted up the fishermen on the ground and said, "I am not a god, so don't worship me." ”
The fishermen began to cast their nets to catch fish, and I stood by the river to watch the scenery, still pretending not to see Zhou Yu.
The soldiers exchanged words in the back, saying that this person might be the reincarnation of Jiang Ziya.
Lu Su said to Zhou Yu: "I heard that there is a young man in Wolonggang, Nanyang, named Zhuge Liang, nicknamed Mr. Wolong, legend has a talent through the heavens and latitudes, and he boasted in Longzhong that he was better than Zhang Zifang, and more powerful than Jiang Ziya, and he was not the person in front of him. ”
Zhou Yu is eight years old, very arrogant, he thinks that there may be no higher military talent in the world than him, those strategists around Cao Cao and Liu Bei are mostly much older than him, and Zhou Yu has a high strategy at a young age, so he generally does not put others in his eyes, and now I hear Lu Su say that Mr. Wolong, Wolong, there are still people who have the title of Wolong, how powerful is that. Zhou Yu laughed out loud and said to Lu Su: "How can Zijing grow the ambition of others and destroy his own prestige, I think he is just a little trick, how magical is it." ”
"Your Excellency is a good helper, use my Jiangdong fish to cage the hearts of the people of Jiangdong." Zhou Yu shouted at me.
I slowly turned my head: "Brother Gongjin, Brother Zijing." The water of the Yangtze River comes from the sky, and the fish in the water are the life of all things, so how can it belong to whom? ”
Zhou Yu wanted to reprimand me for being rude, but he heard that I called him Gong Jin, and called Lu Su Zijing, he knew him or heard of his prestige, since this is the case, then this person has some background, not to mention, Sun Quan's lord is now looking for talents, Zhou Yu is also generous, and he is a meritocracy to Sun Quan.
"Since Your Excellency recognizes me Zhou Yu, then please come to the account to speak." Zhou Yu said a word of please.
I know Zhou Yu's scheming very well, and I should be careful when talking to Zhou Yu, this kid is gaining insight into my psychology in every word.
"I haven't asked your Excellency yet." Zhou Yu picked up the teacup and toasted tea while talking.
"An immortal wanderer, surnamed Xia Minger, nicknamed Qilin Gongzi." I replied.
"Oh?" Lu Su was greatly surprised, there are not many people in the world who can be named after the Wolong and Phoenix Chicks and the Ming Qilin, this person calls himself a Qilin, that is, he is on an equal footing with Wolong Zhuge .
"It turns out that Your Excellency is not Mr. Wolong."
"I have a relationship with Mr. Wolong, he ploughed in Wolonggang in Nanyang, and often interacted with Shi Guangyuan, Xu Shu and other Taoist friends, and now Xu Shu is in Caoying, Liu Bei is unsuccessful in Wollongong, and Feng Xiao lives in seclusion in Jiangdong."
Lu Su was shocked, he knew Zhuge Liang's legendary talent, Zhuge Liang had been living in Jingzhou with his uncle before, and then his uncle died before he returned to Nanyang, and now Liu Bei actually went to seek talent, how is this good.
"Zhuge Kongming is unwilling to go out of the mountain to help Liu Bei?" Zhou Yu asked.
"No, since Zhuge Liang is nicknamed Wolong, how can he be willing to stoop to others casually, and he must ask to see him many times before he can go out of the mountain." I said.
Zhou Yu was a little unhappy, he followed Sun Ce to fight at the age of twenty, and he came out before anyone invited him, and Zhuge Liang couldn't learn this by himself, how awesome this was, he had to invite him again and again, and even Jiang Ziya had to set up a bureau by the river to attract Zhou Wen and Wang Ji Chang to pay attention to him.
"I'm afraid this person has a false name, Liu Bei personally came to the door and he didn't go out of the mountain, isn't Ye Gong a good dragon, hahaha......"
Lu Su hurriedly said to Zhou Yu: "The governor of the capital should not despise Zhuge Liang, I heard many things about him when I was in Jingzhou. ”
"So, compared with Kong Ming, which one is higher and which is lower?" Zhou Yu began to deliberately embarrass me.
"I and Kong Ming, there is no comparison, Kong Ming is a military ruler, I am a person of immortal travel, I know the world but not the world, that is to say, I am a person outside the world." I'm so awesome that I admire myself.
"The world's talents, most of them are famous all over the world, they have never met but they also know a little bit of prestige, the son is a unicorn, but Zhou has never heard of it."
"Those who can be heard, or seen, are all mortals, and I am not, Liu Bei cherishes talents, has kept me in every possible way, Mr. Kong Ming also sighed to himself, I said to Kong Ming, I have the ability to reverse the future divination, but I will not interfere in the long river of history, the so-called anti-heaven matter, immortals can't break the law, the king has the king's law, the sky has the rules of heaven, how can you go against the sky casually."
Zhou Yu secretly thought that this person who claimed to be the son of Qilin was even more rampant than Yu Ji Lao Dao, and it would be interesting to see what he was capable of.
"That being the case, dare to love a son's divination." Zhou Yu said.
"What hexagram?"
"Son, please."
"Okay, let's just talk about the future of the world."
I will probably tell Zhou Yu and Lu Su about the current situation in the Three Kingdoms, including Liu Biao, Huang Zu and others in Jingzhou.
"After Zhuge Liang comes out of the mountain, Cao Cao will lead the army to attack Jingzhou, at this time, Liu Bei will also be defeated, Liu Bei will lead his troops to flee to Xiakou, and Zhuge Liang will cross the river to Jiangdong to persuade you Sun and Liu to join forces to resist Cao Cao and fight in Chibi."
"Oh? If Zhuge Liang comes to my Jiangdong and says that my lord unites with Liu Bei to fight against Cao Cao, then in the opinion of the prince of Qilin, will we unite with Liu Bei? "Zhou Yu's psychology has long been known, if the war situation is really as I say, then Zhou Yu must advocate resisting Cao Cao, and he is testing whether I can gain insight into his psychology.
"If Cao Cao wants to cross the river, the people of Jiangdong will be divided into two factions, one faction of Brother Gongjin and Brother Zijing advocate war, and the other faction of Zhang Zhao and others advocate surrender." I deliberately added a strange emphasis at the end of my speech.
Lu Su looked at Zhou Yu and thought that this person was really extraordinary, not only knew the past of the world, but also predicted what would happen in the future.
Zhou Yu got up and walked to the center of the tent, suddenly grabbed my sleeve and said, "Qilin Gongzi, can you take a hexagram for me." ”
"What hexagram?"
"The Hexagram of Life!" Zhou Yu narrowed his eyes, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was terrifying.
"Oh, hehe, Dadu, how can you divinate casually about life, I can only say a few words."
"What word?"
"He is born and he is bright!"
What kind of person is Zhou Yu, this sentence originally came from his mouth, but he hasn't said it yet, after the Battle of Chibi, it didn't take long for Zhou Yu to be injured by a poisoned arrow. In the fifteenth year of Jian'an (210), Sun Quan approved Zhou Yu's plan to conquer Yizhou, but when Zhou Yu rushed back to his garrison Jiangling and prepared to go on the expedition, he fell seriously ill and finally died in Baqiu at the age of Chinese New Year's Eve.
I have to say that God is jealous of talents, Zhou Yu's talent is comparable to Zhuge Liang, but he died too early, just like Guo Jia, if Guo Jia is alive and Zhou Yu is not dead, then the Three Kingdoms dispute will be even more exciting.
"Aha, I tease you with words, your life is up to the sky, how can people count it." Zhou Yu raised his head and laughed.
"Brother Gongjin, there is a word to inform you that after the Battle of Chibi, you need to be careful of poisoned arrows when fighting Cao Ren."
Zhou Yu looked at me, and he suddenly had some doubts, as if all the future wars were arranged by me, and they were all in my hands.
"Metropolitan Governor, since the prince of Qilin has such a talent, you might as well bring it to meet the lord."
"Okay, the lord is now visiting celebrities, just in time to see him."
I went out of the city with Zhou Yu and Lu Su, Zhou Yu rode a horse, and asked me if I knew anything about horses, and I said I knew a little bit about it. Zhou Yu asked me again how the war horse under his crotch was. The horse under Zhou Yu's crotch is a thousand miles of horse, although it is not as good as the red rabbit horse, but it is not comparable to ordinary horses.
"Brother Gongjin's horse is good, but it's not as good as my BMW."
"Oh? What kind of horse is your Excellency, and why don't you bring it out for us to see? "Zhou Yu heard me boast that I was an immortal, and wanted to see what kind of mount the immortal was riding, was it not like the four.
"Go to the river and lead my horses." I said.
Zhou Yu waved his hand and said: "Hey, since the prince of Qilin is an immortal, why do you need to lead the horse by yourself, let the subordinates lead the horse, or didn't your horse come by itself with a shout?" Hahaha! ”
Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu, I didn't want you to see how powerful I am a futuristic person, you want to find yourself boring, okay, I took out my mobile phone, there is no signal, but my mobile phone can be remotely controlled with the equipment on the car, just like we use the remote control to control the toy car, I came to mention a BMW car, this car has the function of unmanned driving assistance, as long as I open the software on the phone, I can control the car to let it complete the unlocking and ignition, and then follow my instructions to drive closer, It will automatically lock my location and drive towards the command launch site.
The BMW car stopped at a place by the river that was not easy to be discovered, and at this time, it received my command, buzzed and automatically lit the fire, and then matched the route, and according to my route instructions, the BMW's automatic driving assistance system was activated and drove towards me.
In a few minutes, the BMW drove over with dust, and when the BMW was about to approach us, the horses around Zhou Yu stood restlessly, as if they were about to startle, and neighed, and those horses regarded the BMW as monsters, and they were all frightened, Zhou Yu almost let the horse fall to the ground, and he strained the reins to control the horse. The BMW automatically stops before and after me, and the front and rear lights are flashing, which means that it has arrived at the command location and is waiting for the next command.
"Brother Gongjin, this is my mount, and Chitu is still too late."
Zhou Yu raised his horsewhip and pointed at the BMW and said, "Who is this?" ”
"This is an eight-cylinder, driverless driving assistance system BMW, which can be accelerated in three seconds and can take five to eight people."
"The Grand Duke, it turned out to be a carriage." Lu Su approached and said.
"Zijing is right, this is a carriage."
"Where?" Zhou Yu asked.
"I made it myself."
Zhou Yu was completely convinced, this carriage was too awesome, covered with gold armor, and seemed to be invulnerable, his soldiers were wearing armor, but the carriage did not yet have the function of armor.
"It's really invulnerable."
"Invulnerable, you can try it."
A soldier immediately took a bow and shot an arrow at the BMW, and with a bang, the arrow fell to the ground, but the BMW was unharmed, only scratching a little skin.
"Brother Gongjin, you can take my car to meet your father-in-law."
Zhou Yu and Lu Su sat in the car, very happy, I drove all the way to Sun Quan, Zhou Yu and Lu Su were chattering in the back, discussing the performance of the carriage.
When Sun Quan heard that a stranger was coming, he hurriedly sorted out his clothes and came to see him, and looked me up and down in the lobby for no less than ten minutes.
"Strange, strange man, there is such a big difference between the appearance of the Qilin Gongzi and me, could it be that he is from overseas?" Sun Quan exclaimed.
"Where, maybe I have lived in the mountains for a long time, away from the crowd, so I am different from ordinary people." I said modestly.
Sun Quan couldn't find a better word to describe me, those words to describe the ancient Taoist priest or the alien were not suitable to describe now, he called Lu Su into the back hall and inquired, and Lu Su came one by one.
"Zijing said that this person is an immortal?" Sun Quan said with a frown.
"Yes, his talent is higher than Zhuge Kongming, higher than Zhou Gongjin, and he is a genius in the world, hey, I ...... If you are not an immortal, how can you be so capable? ”
Sun Quan thought for a long time and walked out of the back hall and said, "What advice does the prince of Qilin have to come to my Jiangdong?" ”
"When I went to Jiangdong, I was just passing by, and I went to the river to fish, which happened to be Brother Gongjin."
"In this way, since the Qilin prince is here, he will stay in my Jiangdong for a while longer, so I can ask for advice or two."
"It's only a day or two, but I'm afraid that the head teacher will criticize me for not being after a long time."
"Okay......" Sun Quan nodded.
Sun Quan immediately arranged a banquet, and I overwhelmed the crowd on top of the banquet, I said that they would lose to Zhuge Liang in the future, and they said that I was untrustworthy. I stayed in Jiangdong for two days, and I didn't see the big and small Qiao, and the big and small Qiao in the history books were beautiful and fragrant, I wanted to see the real face, but these two women didn't show their heads, it was very difficult to see.
Two days later, I presented the rod to Sun Quan, and it was in an expensive box.
"The prince of the unicorn gave me a sword?"
"The people of Jiangdong are all fond of fishing, and I heard that the general is also good at fishing by the fence, so I will send a fishing rod today."
"Fishing rods? Aha, I have a lot of fishing rods in Jiangdong. ”
"This rod is not the other rod." I took out a fishing rod to show Sun Quan, Sun Quan was overjoyed, and said: "There is no such thing in the world, I am full of fishing experts in Jiangdong, if it can be popularized, will not let the people live and work in peace and contentment." ”
After several tosses, he finally made this business with Sun Quan, and Sun Quan asked people to prepare gold and silver until 50,000 fishing rods were transported to Jiangdong.
I returned to the villa with a lot of money, contacted the fishing rod manufacturer, produced the fishing rod day and night, and delivered the fishing rod to Jiangdong a week later, and this transaction made a lot of money.
I drove my BMW to school in the morning, and as soon as I parked my car in the parking lot at the school gate, I saw the principal get out of his car, and he was driving a Passat, parked right next to me.
I was so embarrassed that I was about to leave with my neck bent, but the principal called out to me, "Charles." ”
"Hello Headmaster."
"Don't forget your classmates when you get rich, I'm communicating with your father to donate a dormitory building to our school." The principal said, holding his glasses.
"Good thing."
"Since you are a student of our school, this will also be your alma mater in the future, and everyone should contribute to the education of Thirty Mile Town." The principal wanted me to help him convince my father to donate 10 million yuan to the school.
"Okay, principal, I'll donate a hundred yuan."
The principal shook his head and said, "Didn't your father say what he thought about?" ”
"I haven't heard of it, I don't ask anything about my family."
"Oh, that's the case, your car ......" The principal looked at the BMW car, and was a little puzzled, when did this kid buy a BMW, could it be that Xia Dahai bought it for his son? That's not right, Xia Dahai's money for the development of Laoniu Village was given by a mysterious investor, this Xia Dahai Xiong's heart ate the leopard's gall, and he actually embezzled public funds to buy a BMW car for his son, a small village head, his guts are also fat, MD, let him donate to the school, he shirked everything, and even bought a BMW car for his son, is there still a royal law, why is no one investigating? The more the principal thought about it, the more angry he became.
"Headmaster, are you alright?" I interrupted the principal's train of thought, and he was a little distracted.
When he walked to the guardhouse, he wanted to lose his temper with the security guard and say that the student's car would not be allowed to park in the parking lot at the school gate in the future, but he thought that this was very unreasonable, why couldn't the student's car be parked at the school gate, who stipulated this? Xia Dahai, Xia Dahai, just do it, sooner or later you will be finished!