There are a lot of ridiculous things in the world, who would have thought that I would encounter such a thing as a school bully with no relationship and no background, I love to read history books, yes, the head teacher yelled at me to go back to history, so I really went back to the Three Kingdoms, it all depends on the head teacher, she inadvertently changed me to a desk that was so bad that it couldn't be worse, who would have thought that this table had such magic, let me come back with those rare treasures of the Three Kingdoms to make a fortune, even if it is not a rare treasure, just take a thing back is an antique.

This thing is ridiculous, when I passed by the door of the head teacher's house, I threw 50,000 yuan from the wall into it, bang, the bag fell in the vegetable field in her yard, smashed on a cabbage tree, the head teacher is estimated to be taking a nap, I didn't hear anything, I saw her window open, but no head poked out, when I passed by the head teacher's house in the past, I really didn't want to stay for a moment, I don't know why she can't see people who don't study well, what's wrong with bad study, Not all people in the world are good learners, besides, not all people will be good as long as they learn to do well, this logic, existence is reasonable, there is no criticism, the head teacher just stands in her perspective of the world.

The cucumber seedlings in the yard bear these tender cucumbers, and I am a little thirsty, and suddenly I want to climb into the yard to pick one to quench my thirst.

At this time, I saw the head teacher come out of the house, stretched a waist, and then got into the small vegetable field to tinker with her vegetables, she watered the vegetables one by one, and those tomatoes also bore fruit, when she saw the bunches of fruits, she suddenly became sad, flowering and fruiting, she had bloomed for many years, but she couldn't bear fruit, and the large hospital went all over, and the home remedies were not less, and the hair didn't matter, alas! The money was not spent, and not a single bid was won.

She gradually approached the cabbage, the cabbage has been hugged tightly, wrapped into a ball, this kind of beef cabbage, it is said that it can be used to fill the hollowed out heart of Bigan, she pointed the water pipe at the vegetable field, the water flowed into the vegetable field, she watched the water flow spread, all the way to the inside, her eyes are like the flow of water, slowly flowing......

The water overflowed a plastic bag, not only was she angry, the vegetable patch was originally cleaned up, and whose child threw the plastic bag from the wall, it was really hateful!

The head teacher threw away the water pipe, stepped on the mud and walked over, picked up the plastic bag and was about to throw it away, suddenly the bag was very heavy, could it be that there was soil in it, she opened the bag and opened it, my God, five bundles of brand-new banknotes. The head teacher raised his head and looked around, who threw this in, it couldn't be some stolen money.

She walked to the gate and looked into the alley at the door, I was hiding in a corner, the head teacher's hand was a little shaky, she didn't know where the money came from, was it to hand over to the police uncle? Or send an ad to find the owner? After thinking about it, she decided to take it home first, and then she hid the money in the closet, and if no one came to look for it for a week, then it was given to her by God.

I thought to myself: This is to thank you for giving me the money for a god's table, and you must spend it.

Leaving the homeroom teacher's house, I bought some toiletries and decided to leave the dog alone and go back to play by myself.

I thought about it carefully, isn't this Hua Tuo's hometown, since I came here, I was going to visit him, I inquired along the road, and successfully found Hua Tuo's home, the boy said: "My husband went out to treat people, and he didn't come back today." ”

"Then I'll wait here for three or five days."

When the boy saw that I looked different from ordinary people, he thought that I was extraordinary, so he let me in, and packed up a side room for me to live in, although this house was not luxurious, but it was extremely cool and comfortable.

In the evening, if it's okay, I'll call the boy to talk.

"Who is your husband going out to heal?"

"I heard it's Mr. Chen Deng."

"Oh? Yuan Long? ”

"What? Did you ever know him, sir? ”

"I know him, he doesn't know me, Brother Yuanlong likes to eat seafood, there are parasites in his abdomen, he often feels abdominal pain, and he can't be treated for a long time."

"What Mr. Chen Deng said is that Mr. Chen Deng does have a disease of abdominal pain, and my husband has treated him many times, but he can only alleviate the root disease and cannot remove the root disease. Listen to what Mr. said, are you also proficient in medical skills? ”

I waved my hand and said: "I can't talk about being proficient, I know a little about fur, Yuanlong eats seafood, fish and shrimp, especially loves to eat raw fish, raw fish has worms, how can he eat it in his stomach without abdominal pain, Mr. Hua Tuo's medical skills are clever, but there are no advanced instruments, and Mr. Hua Tuo's medical skills are only Chinese medicine, Chinese medicine is regulating the mechanism, but there is no good way to treat some fungi or bacteria in the body and insects with abnormal survivability." ”

"Sir, clever!"

"If Mr. Hua Tuo makes strong medicine, he can kill the insects in Yuanlong's body, but he can also poison Yuanlong! Therefore, in order to treat him, it is necessary to look for Western medicine tablets with minimal side effects. ”

The boy thought that he needed to be familiar with medical skills, but when he heard what I said, he was stunned for a moment.

"Oh, Mr. is really a miracle doctor, my husband also said so, he called Mr. Chen Deng to eat less seafood in the future, but Mr. Chen Deng said that how can a fish and shrimp poison me, the eldest husband can eat human flesh raw, how can a fish and shrimp be enough to worry about."

"This Yuan Dragon will die from fish and shrimp!"

"When Mr. Hua Tuo returns, it will not be too late for Mr. Hua Tuo to discuss with him."

"Does your husband have any books?"

"Yes, I'll show you one or two for my husband."

The boy went to Hua Tuo's pharmacy and fetched two medical books for me, but these two books are theories of traditional Chinese medicine, how can I understand them, what I want is the lost "Green Capsule Sutra", but this old guy will definitely not put the "Green Capsule Sutra" in a random place, or he has not finished writing the "Green Capsule Sutra". "Taiping Technique" has been sold by me, no matter whether there is a mystery in "Taiping Technique", it has now become someone else's bag, even if there is, then let others practice.

It began to rain, and in ancient times, when I saw that the clouds were raining, and the rain did not stop, I could only stay in the house and read, and the boy brought a pot of tea, and I asked the boy, "What year is it now?" ”

The boy was stunned for a moment.

"Alas, I have lived in the mountains and forests for a long time, and I don't know anything about the outside world, what is the situation outside now?"

"Sir, there are swords and swords outside, after Dong Zhuo's death, Lu Bu occupied Xuzhou and proclaimed himself Xuzhou Mu!"

What the? I didn't come for a few days, why did Dong Zhuo die, and Lu Bu became the pastor of Xuzhou, so that is to say, this Cao Cao and Liu Bei are going to fight Lu Bu, and the time for me to wear back has been delayed a lot, so that is to say, Cao Cao beat Lu Bu, beat Yuan Shao, and then beat Liu Bei......

The Three Kingdoms are about to be in full swing?

It rained for three days in a row, I was bored in every way, occasionally walked around the streets of Qiaoxian County, and gained nothing, this afternoon I went to a tavern on the street to drink, and a table of people next to me was drinking wine and talking about the world.

I only heard one person: "That Uncle Liu Huang is said to be a benevolent and righteous person, why was he plotted by Lu Bu, and Yuan Shu also attacked him." ”

"Alas! Fang is in chaos today, the heroes are rising, the princes are fighting for the territory for the king, the Yuan family has lived in Hebei for a long time, and the strength is strong, so it is natural to expand the territory. ”

The conversation was tasteless, so I stopped listening, and after drinking, I went back to Hua Tuo's house, and the boy said, "Mr. Hua Tuo has returned, but he is too tired to sleep in the grass hall, and he is too tired from the journey, and he still needs to wait." ”

"Don't worry, let Mr. Hua Tuo rest, I'll wait for it."

It wasn't until dusk that Hua Tuo asked the boy to call me and prepare some food and drink on the cottage.

Entering the grass hall, Hua Tuo didn't speak at first, he looked at me, and I couldn't read his eyes.

Since Hua Tuo doesn't speak, I won't speak either, so I'll play psychological hide-and-seek with the old man first.

After a long time, I saluted the old man and said, "It is really disturbing to send it to the gentleman's house." ”

Hua Tuo also bowed and said: "Hehe, I heard that the boy said that the son has great medical skills, and now he sees that the appearance is extraordinary, but the son is from overseas?" ”

Overseas, the overseas he said could be the world beyond the Bohai Sea.

After sitting down, the boy came up and poured a full wine glass, and Hua Tuo and I chatted while drinking, although I didn't know any medical skills, but the knowledge of modern people far exceeded the knowledge level of the characters in the Three Kingdoms period, and the little fur I knew was enough to fool Hua Tuo.

After chatting with Hua Tuo for most of the night, Hua Tuo threw himself to the ground with the five bodies that I admired, and I turned to his book: "Sir, has you ever written a book of "The Book of Green Capsules"? ”

Hua Tuo was stunned at first, and then said in a very serious tone: "Yes, the old man has gathered his life's research together, and finally found a truth, all changes are inseparable, all medical skills, the ultimate purpose is only one, that is, to make people healthy, so that people can survive, so, the old man is writing the "Qing Capsule Sutra", this medical skill encompasses all the mysteries of the human body. ”

"When will I finish it?"

Hua Tuo sighed and said, "It will take two or three years." ”

"I heard that Cao Cao suffered from a headache, and he will come to ask the old gentleman to go for treatment in the future, Cao Cao is more suspicious, and the old gentleman needs to be careful."

Hua Tuo said: "The old man has been dissolute and loves freedom all his life, how can he be fixed by him, he can heal the sick, but he will never be restrained." ”

I pretended to raise my hand and pinched my fingers and said, "Old man, if Cao Cao comes to invite you, there will be a disaster, and your life will not be guaranteed, then Cao Cao will definitely hire you as his personal doctor." ”

"As a healer, he should heal the people and the sick, how can he be bound!"

Yes! This is medical ethics, this is the doctor who saves lives and helps the wounded, so I think of our doctors, those doctors only know money, how can there be any medical ethics at all.

"Oh yes, something!"

"But it doesn't hurt to say it."

"One of my mothers suffers from infertility, and she asks for all kinds of medicines but to no avail......

Hua Tuo twisted his beard and said, "The old man specializes in gynecology. ”

"Don't you have to go to see a doctor?"

"No, I'll go to the pharmacy and get you a good medicine."

Hua Tuo went to the pharmacy to dispense the medicine and said to me: "If you take this medicine with rice wine, you will have intercourse, and you can get pregnant!" ”

I'll go, this Hua Tuo is not a gynecologist, and he can dispense medicine without seeing anyone, and he really responded to his words, and everything will not deviate from his roots.

The next day, I said goodbye to Hua Tuo, and told him to be careful of Cao Cao, and he must not be forced to come with Cao Cao or his life will not be guaranteed, and teach him to be careful of his "Green Capsule Book", Hua Tuo sent me out, and then I turned a corner and recited a mantra, returned to Thirty Mile Town, dressed up as a Jianghu doctor, and slipped into the alley in front of the head teacher's house.

"Ancestral secret recipe for infertility! Ancestral secret recipe for infertility! "Why is it so strange that word came out of my mouth.

After walking around the alley twice, the door of the head teacher's house finally moved, and when there was a bang, the door opened, and the head teacher leaned out half of his body in a loose dress.

I pretended not to see the head teacher, and continued to chant: "Ancestral secret recipe, specializing in infertility!" ”

The head teacher beckoned to me and I walked forward slowly.

"Anything to do? Not charlatans, right? ”

"Girl, the ancestral secret recipe, don't blaspheme my ancestors if you don't buy it."

"Who are your ancestors?"

"Hua Tuo!"

"Huh?"

"Ah what, if you want to buy it, you can buy it, if you don't buy it, I'll leave."

"What's the selling method?"

"Five dollars a dose."

"Huh?"

"Too cheap?"

"I can't believe it!"

"Girl, you can't buy a house for five yuan, you can't buy a car, five yuan can make you give birth to a big fat boy."

"Don't say it, bring me a pack."

I handed the packet of medicine to the head teacher, who had just taken out five dollars and was about to give it to me, when I had already recited the mantra and disappeared.

The head teacher was almost scared to pee! She hurriedly ran home and said breathlessly, "Old ...... Husband, I met a fairy! ”

The head teacher and her husband were playing with a broken thing, and she looked up and scolded: "You fruitless girl, you teacher, you have met a ghost!" ”

"Really, he said he was a doctor in the rivers and lakes, and when I bought him a pack of medicine, he turned into a puff of green smoke and disappeared."

The head teacher and her husband turned around and stopped paying attention to her, the fact that she couldn't have a child was annoying enough, and now this woman said that she saw the gods, this is really a precursor to neuropathy, why is her life so bitter, married to a neurotic!

The head teacher walked to the kitchen with a chatter, opened the package of medicine, there was a piece of paper in it, and the paper wrote the method of taking it, she opened the cabinet and took out a bottle of rice wine and poured half a cup, then stuffed all the medicine into her mouth, chewed it and sent it down with rice wine, and had to pester her husband for sex at night......

A month later, the homeroom teacher had it! This is a later story, so I won't show it for the time being! Let's ask Lu Bu to tease Lu Bu......