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"Let's go!" Shangguan Yingying shouted into the walkie-talkie.

In a moment, more than forty three-wheeled motorcycles neatly lined up in an open space let out a rumbling roar, and at this time, puffs of green smoke rushed out of the exhaust pipe.

Soon, the motorcycles drove into the designated position, and you chased after me according to the procedure of the car.

On the other side, Chen Beiming and Vala drove their motorcycles all the way, and when they rushed out of the alleyway, they found that there was a three-wheeled motorcycle race in front of them.

Walla was stunned for a moment, then rushed into the group without hesitation.

When Chen Beiming drove out, he was dumbfounded, he only saw more than forty identical three-wheeled motorcycles with all kinds of advertisements on the body, and he couldn't find where Walla's one was.

However, Qifu played by Chen Beiming is an intelligence officer after all, and he quickly locked on to the target, so he twisted the accelerator and rushed into the group of cars with a roar.

One three-wheeled motorcycle after another rushed left and right.

Of course, every now and then, there are motorcycles that crash into each other.

After Chen Beiming chased for more than ten seconds, a three-wheeled motorcycle took advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention, turned sharply, and rushed into a nearby alleyway, wanting to get closer.

He tilted his body, and in an instant, the three-wheeled motorcycle turned into a two-wheeled one, and he disappeared from sight with his body diagonally.

Behind him, someone saw this scene and wanted to cut a corner, so he increased the throttle and rushed over, but with a bang, the whole motorcycle was stuck in the narrow track, and the rider flew forward like a cannonball, and the whole person fell into a trash can.

On the track, Chen Beiming was accelerating and rushing, just about to overtake a three-wheeled motorcycle in front of him from the right.

At this moment of lightning, the motorcycle that had taken a shortcut rushed out.

Chen Beiming was shocked and avoided.

But the two cars slammed into each other.

Chen Beiming's car was hit and turned several 360 degrees on the road.

Naturally, the other vehicles bang like bumper cars, colliding in a row.

Of course, there are still some cars that have escaped the disaster and continue to run wildly.

Everything develops according to the design of the plot.

However, just as the climax was about to occur, an accident occurred.

According to the design, Chen Beiming used his own car to hit Walla's motorcycle to the side and forced it to stop violently.

But at the moment when Chen Beiming's car was about to crash into it, Walla's car suddenly lost control and spun around like crazy all of a sudden.

"What's going on?" Shangguan Yingying stood up and hurriedly motioned to the translator beside her to contact Vala.

"Walla Walla, what's wrong with you? Walla Walla, what's the matter with you? The interpreter asked anxiously over the walkie-talkie.

But there was no response.

At this moment, the motorcycle that lost control spun and was about to hit the other side of the speeding motorcycle.

The previous crashes were all carefully designed, and the drivers were prepared for the corresponding psychological and protective preparations before, so it looked thrilling but it was actually very safe, but if it crashed at the moment, it would be quite dangerous.

We can't let that happen!

Chen Beiming, who was after Vala, made a decision at once.

In an instant, he twisted the throttle hard.

Boom –

The motorcycle let out a deafening roar, and as soon as he turned around, the entire motorcycle suddenly made a 180-degree turn.

Rush up.

But the turn was so sharp that the bike lost control.

"Xiaoshan—" Shangguan Yingying cried anxiously.

"Mr. Koyama—" The other staff members also shouted anxiously.

In an instant, Chen Beiming's motorcycle rolled on the ground several times in a row, and then slammed into Walla's car, and the two motorcycles slammed into each other, and then rushed towards the side of the road together.

Everyone was stunned.

However, just as Shangguan Yingying was about to call for medical staff and other staff to rush over, Chen Beiming suddenly climbed out of the car and grabbed Vala in another car.

Vala was covered in blood, and Chen Beiming was also injured, but fortunately, it was not serious, and it was not injured to the point.

At this time, the photographer realized that he had inadvertently filmed an unprecedented thrilling crash scene just now.

But no one has the heart to celebrate at this time.

Shangguan Yingying rushed up: "Xiaoshan, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay, look, it's good, it's just a little bit of skin!"

Shangguan Yingying seriously checked Chen Beiming, but she was still not at ease, and called the medical staff to come over to check, until the medical staff confirmed that he was really fine, Shangguan Yingying was relieved.

"Xiaoshan, don't make this kind of scene in the future, okay?" Shangguan Yingying said with red eyes.

Chen Beiming smiled and disagreed: "Don't worry, it's okay, this time it's an accident, and you won't encounter it in the future." ”

He stopped the paramedics, and then said to the interpreter, "You take Xiao Zhang to check on Vala." ”

For safety, the medical staff were all followed by Xia Guo all the way.

Vala got up from the ground, shook her hand, felt like she was fine, got up and walked away.

However, Chen Beiming felt that he should still let the medical staff take a look.

Ensembles are also people.

The hospital staff and interpreters went to find Vala, startled him, and explained his intentions, and Vala was so moved that she cried.

Chen Beiming walked over and patted him: "Are you okay?" ”

The translator hurriedly translated.

Vala hurriedly stood up: "It's okay, it's okay, thank you, thank you." ”

But Chen Beiming looked at it and still said, "Xiao Zhang, you leave a box of band-aids for him." ”

"Okay." The paramedic took out a beautifully packaged bag of band-aids and handed them to Vala, then translated: "This is a band-aid, which is attached to the outside of the wound, which can be waterproof and can also prevent infection, and the medicine inside can also make the wound heal quickly, one at a time." ”

Vala's eyes turned red again, and she was so moved that she was about to cry again, in that beauty, this kind of thing only the rich could afford.

After solving the matter of Vala, Chen Beiming took everyone back to Shangguan Yingying's side.

It's been a few minutes since the crash, but everyone is still in shock, seeing this, Chen Beiming smiled and said: "Okay, since everyone is still so nervous, let's rest for ten minutes first, okay?" In this way, I tell you a joke to relax and relax. ”

"Okay."

"Mr. Xiaoshan, hurry up."

Everyone finally got a little excited.

Chen Beiming then said: "In a clinical medicine teaching class, a teacher said to the students, please answer, which organ will become six to seven times larger when the human body is more excited? ”

When Chen Beiming said this, he deliberately paused.

Sure enough, everyone present was red-faced, especially the girls.

"Shameless!" Shangguan Yingying muttered quietly, but it was not insulting, but there was a kind of shyness.

"How can Mr. Koyama tell such a joke!" Some people keep their heads down, holding back uncomfortably, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

After a pause of two or three seconds, Chen Beiming continued: "The teacher ordered a girl to get up and answer, the girl held back for a long time, blushing and said, Teacher, I refuse to answer your question." The teacher ordered another girl, and the girl's answer was that I refused to answer.

The teacher was helpless, so he had to order another boy, and the boy said, teacher, it's the pupil. The teacher listened, smiled and said that the answer was correct.

Subsequently, the teacher said to the two girls, I have three words to remind you, first, you should preview before class, at least to know what we are learning today, because you have no preview, so you don't know what we are going to talk about in this class, so you will think about it;

Second, don't be overly cranky, not every question will be answered as you instinctively think;

Third ......"

After a pause for two seconds, until everyone's eyes were focused on him, Chen Beiming said: "Third, after getting married, you will be very disappointed!" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, poof-

Two-thirds of them laughed directly, even Shangguan Yingying couldn't help laughing, and several girls who were not yet married lowered their heads and shrugged their shoulders, enduring it extremely uncomfortable.