Ye Chen stared at the iron-toothed copper-toothed fast-mouth capsule on this light curtain, what else is it to repel poison and nourish the tongue, whose advertising words, and finally he took a deep breath, and the dead horse was a live horse doctor, and directly took out the sac from the light curtain and swallowed it in one gulp. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I'm ...... It's a ...... A soldier ......"

Ye Chen was depressed and felt that this broken capsule is a pit person, he didn't react at all when he ate it, this tall lucky tree function, is it just an ornament, or is he dreaming.

He pinched himself hard, and the pain that penetrated into his heart made him take a breath of cold air, this is actually fucking real, so isn't this capsule useful, this system also sells fakes, it's too tricky.

Ye Chen glanced at the lucky tree again, there was no fruit on it, only to wait seven days later to see what else could be obtained from this so-called lucky fruit, if it really didn't work, he would dedicate him to the country, at least he would not have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of his life.

Out of the toilet, Ye Chen came to the venue, and just saw Wang Xuefeng coming out of the office, he felt good about this Wang Xuefeng, so he stepped forward and said, "Wang She...... Thank you, President...... Thank you! ”

Wang Xuefeng nodded with a smile and said, "Everyone is comrades-in-arms, what is there to thank you." By the way, don't be too cringe, Wu Xiaoqin's girl is a little bit in her mouth, and she is still quite good. ”

Ye Chen just wanted to speak, but Wang Xuefeng patted him on the shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter if you are the second generation of officials, the second generation of red, or the second generation of rich." When you get to Lao Tzu here, you are Lao Tzu's soldier, it's very simple here, do it steadfastly, I don't care how you used to be, but it's best not to mess around here with me, otherwise you will look good when the time comes! ”

Ye Chen smiled awkwardly, even this veteran who didn't know how to retire from the combat team looked at himself like this, and said helplessly: "Understand!" ”

Wang Xuefeng nodded with satisfaction, and walked towards Wu Xiaoqin and the others who were rehearsing with a crooked body, and then clapped his hands and said, "Brothers and sisters have a task, assemble!" Gather! ”

Wu Xiaoqin and the others' eyes suddenly lit up and said: "Really, we haven't had a mission for three months, where are we going to perform this time?" ”

Wang Xuefeng looked at everyone and said with a smile: "Red Star Nursing Home on Jiefang Street in Chengdong District!" ”

As soon as Wang Xuefeng's words fell, the faces of Wu Xiaoqin and the others instantly drooped, and then they chattered there non-stop.

"Three months ago, the acrobatic troupe performed over there, only a few old grandfathers were watching, and the rest fell asleep, and President Meng of the acrobatic club left depressed after the show, and finally was ordered by the head of the troupe to write a review!"

"Yes! I know that last month, the sisters of the singing team and the dance team were closed to them! said that there was something to see about this song and dance, it was better to watch the opera, but I didn't let them in. ”

"That's right! Captain, our drama club has not had a new show for a long time, and we can't just let them sweep us away! ”

When Ye Chen heard this, is this Red Star Nursing Home still something that is not a tiger and a wolf, and who are the people living in it?

Wang Xuefeng waved his hand and said, "Why is there still so much nonsense!" In a word, go to a nursing home to perform or go to military training, you can choose for yourself! ”

Military training, when everyone heard this, they all said: "Listen to the captain's orders!" ”

"It's all a bunch of cowards!"

Wang Xuefeng scolded with a smile and then said: "Don't worry, this time my old head took the initiative to invite, but I want to be on a new show." During this time, other teams have been arranged, so only our drama club is on it, and our drama club ranks first every year, whether we can win the first place this year depends on whether we can win this group of old guys today, "Anti-Japanese on the Green Mountain" just came in handy. A few of you must practice hard, and you, Ye Chen! ”

Ye Chen saw Wang Xuefeng pointing at him, quickly stood up straight, saluted and said, "Yes!" ”

Wang Xuefeng said with a smile: "Okay, we don't pay so much attention to it in private, but we can't do it externally, okay, don't delay your rehearsals, you continue, I'll go to sleep again." ”

After Wang Xuefeng finished speaking, he turned around and went back to sleep, which made Ye Chen a little surprised, is this Wang Xuefeng so sleepy.

"Hey, what are you watching, Ye Chen, how did you read the script?"

Ye Chen turned his head to look at Wu Xiaoqin, who was taller than himself, and said, "Take a look...... Finished. ”

Wu Xiaoqin pointed to Wang Xuefeng, who was leaving, and said: "The captain ordered, since you want to be a blacksmith, then you should be a good blacksmith, if you mess up this time, see how I clean you up?" ”

Ye Chen looked at this Wu Xiaoqin, looking like a team leader, and couldn't help but feel funny, so he nodded.

"Let's rehearse first, remember that you appeared in the first act when the devil entered the village, and in order to prevent the little devil from snatching the chicken, you were beaten up by the little devil, and finally watched the devil go away."

"In the fourth act, the underground party members, that is, me, came to your village to inquire about intelligence, and were bullied by three devils who came to the village to find food, and then you sneaked behind the three devils and wiped off their necks with a knife."

……

Ye Chen didn't expect this Wu Xiaoqin to be so familiar with this script, she said as she nodded, for Ye Chen, the leader of that world, no matter how cumbersome things are, as long as they pass his eyes, they will be deeply imprinted in his mind, so don't think about escaping from his mind again.

With the placement of props, the first act officially began, Ye Chen changed into a tattered clothes, held a hammer there, and clanged iron.

At this time, the five devils entered the village, and then just wanted to speak, when they suddenly saw Ye Chen rushing towards the devils.

Wu Xiaoqin in the audience was angry, what is this kid doing?

I saw that Ye Chen didn't say anything in front of the five devils, and directly turned sideways, jumped off the stage, and went straight to the toilet.

Five minutes later, he walked back again and finished the first scene under Wu Xiaoqin's scolding.

Immediately after the fourth act, when Wu Xiaoqin was waiting for Ye Chen to save her, she heard the people in the audience widen their eyes and said, "What is Ye Chen doing, why did he run to the toilet again?" ”

Along the way, there was a squeaking sound in his buttocks, and Ye Chen, who was flushed with a red face, ran to the toilet and couldn't wait to pull down his pants.

I couldn't hold it back on stage just now, and the sticky feeling of my pants made Ye Chen completely crazy.

Damn, I actually pulled my pants for a little bit, and I didn't let people live!

Smack!

Smack!

Smack!

Ye Chen breathed a long sigh of relief, as if he had broken free from the shackles, but then a foul smell came, and he quickly pinched his nose.

"Damn, why does it stink better than last time!"

Wu Xiaoqin jumped off the stage angrily, guarded the intersection of the toilet, and after Ye Chen came out, he grabbed him and said, "What do you want to do, you fucking little rabbit, lazy people have a lot of shit and pee, don't you?" Say, which one of the Ye family's sons are you? I have to let my old man abolish you, hurry up and give me the stage to perform! ”

Ye Chen was depressed and anxious, and when he came back, he was blocked by Wu Xiaoqin, and quickly explained: "I, I...... It seems like a ...... Eaten badly...... Belly, noisy...... Belly. ”

Wu Xiaoqin gave him a roll of the eyes, twisted his ears to the stage and said, "Run for me again and break your dog's legs!" ”

In the next few scenes, Ye Chen ran to the toilet one after another, and once was forced by Wu Xiaoqin to put a big stinky fart on the stage, and then the stench came, and Wu Xiaoqin, who was suddenly angry, kicked him down.

Ye Chen's face changed, and now he made a big fuss, and went straight to the toilet with lightning speed, and the moment he squatted in the toilet, he said with a prostrated face: "Damn, who did I provoke today?" ”