Chapter 5 Cracked Goldfinger?
After Li Hao figured it out, he no longer had the burden he had before.
He smiled heartily: "Life in the world, I don't care about the length of time, whether it is a hundred years or three years, it is like a bright meteor crossing the night sky, even if it is a short moment, it can also shine on the sky and cover the stars." ”
Wu Chengcheng's expression did not change, but a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, as if he was surprised that Li Hao was so open.
However, for this person who disturbed his purity, Wu Chengcheng always felt that it didn't seem good to look at Li Hao too relaxed.
"I can live for a thousand years," she said. ”
Li Hao's smile stiffened and he blinked.
This big beauty, I'm not happy if I don't play to death, right?
I asked how old you can live?
No, this great beauty said that she could live for a thousand years!
A thousand years!
This is to boil the king to death.
Li Hao was shocked in his heart, and finally determined one thing.
The world I am in now is not simple.
Where is this pure antiquity, it is simply the world of immortal cultivators.
Wu Chengcheng saw Li Hao's shocked look, and the corners of his mouth outlined an imperceptible smile, very satisfied.
She got up and said, "You should go, I have already recorded the care during this time, and I will have someone send you a bill tomorrow." ”
Li Hao was a little sore.
Big beauty, I'm a patient who just woke up, so if you let me go, you have to pay me a bill and get angry, so it's a little bad.
We're all neighbors.
Li Hao couldn't help but feel a toothache when he thought of the food he had received on credit from the Jade Girl Sword Sect.
When will this account be repaid, or will it be repaid?
In fact, if you think about it carefully, the meat repayment is quite exciting, and the poor road knows a little bit about any posture.
Li Hao groaned and said slowly: "Poor Dao...."
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Wu Chengcheng raised the corners of his eyes slightly and pointed out the problem: "You are a fake Taoist." ”
Li Hao's face twitched slightly.
I!
I don't care about you!
That's right, good men don't fight with women, I, Li Hao, am a well-read scholar, full of sage books, proficient in socialist theory and capitalist values. I won't deal with a poisonous woman like you, definitely not because of the difference in force, definitely not for this reason.
Li Hao's face did not change, and continued: "Poor Dao has learned a lot of things, maybe he can do something for your faction to pay off the bills." ”
Wu Chengcheng frowned slightly, and glanced at Li Hao deeply, as if he was displeased: "Today, hundreds of schools of thought are prevalent, spreading ideas everywhere in the world. The greatest wish of my Jade Maiden Sword Sect is to make the concept of the ancestor accepted by the world. Can you do this?"
Li Hao's eyes lit up slightly.
Hundreds of schools of thought, spreading ideas, isn't it just a lip service?
I have an understanding of all the sons of the earth, socialism, capitalism, and even miscellaneous ideas and theories!
I think I, Li Hao, have been on the Internet for many years, and I have sprayed countless people, and the second goods that have been scolded are like crossing the river, proficient in 10,000 reasons for scolding, and good at a thousand kinds of greetings without swearing.
Zuan, fearless!
God doesn't give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, and the spray is like a long night!
So, I'm really good at it.
After Li Hao agreed, Wu Chengcheng thought a little and asked him to go to the other courtyard to wait first.
In such a thing, it is naturally impossible for Wu Chengcheng to listen to the words of Li Hao's family, and the necessary assessment is needed.
Li Hao had just left, and an old lady with a white head appeared in the room of the dancing city.
She is tall and holds a dragon head cane, and although she is a woman, she gives people the pride of not losing to a man. This person is the ancestor of the Jade Maiden Sword Sect, and the only second-generation disciple, Elder Taishang Wang Jiao!
Wu Chengcheng said respectfully: "Ancestor." ”
Wang Jiao smiled and said, "Yes." ”
Wu Chengcheng's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and he was a little puzzled: "Ancestor, why did you leave him behind." He is a man in the end, and it is inconvenient to stay in our Jade Girl Sword Sect. If it gets out, I'm afraid it will ........"
Wang Jiao said with a smile: "This person has a mysterious origin, a strange fate, and a great fate with my Jade Girl Sword Sect. Besides, do you think he will pass your assessment? ”
Wu Chengcheng said decisively: "Impossible. ”
The problem that countless ancestors of the Jade Girl Sword Sect could not solve, Wu Chengcheng really couldn't believe that Li Hao could solve it, and he wouldn't believe it.
Wang Jiao smiled heartily: "Even so, why should you worry about him staying in the door. ”
The dancing city was silent.
Well, it's just a matter of letting him stay for a few days.
Jade Girl Sword Sect next to the courtyard.
The annex is not big, two bedrooms, two guest rooms, a study, with a front yard of about 100 square meters, and a plane tree is planted in the courtyard. The courtyard is less than 100 meters away from the Jade Girl Sword Sect, and it is just a turn to go out, which is originally for visiting men to live. After all, the Jade Girl Sword Sect is full of women, and if you let a man stay overnight, it will inevitably spread unnecessary gossip.
Li Hao sat under the plane tree, fiddling with his phone.
Turn on and the battery is full.
Li Hao looked at the fully charged mark on the screen in surprise, a little puzzled.
What's the situation, I remember that before I fell unconscious, the phone seemed to have less than half of the battery left, and it was suddenly full again.
Am I a little sun?
Li Hao was cranky and quickly ignored this matter.
Now is not the time to think about this.
He stared at the icons of the Heavenly Life Show and fell into deep thought.
What the hell is going on with this thing?
Click on the software, it is similar to ordinary Weibo and Douyin.
The recommendation screen is empty, showing that the user has insufficient permissions to connect.
Personal interface.
Nickname: Haotian Emperor.
Followers: 0
Fans: 1
Upload video:1
Received gifts:1
Li Hao touched his chin and was silent in thought.
So, it's not that it's connected to the Internet, it's connected to a place you don't know.
Li Hao clicked on the fan column.
Xuanhuang Big World, Haoran Small World, Mu Yanran, with the head of a beautiful girl behind her.
It's beautiful, no worse than dancing in the city.
However, for Li Hao, who has been devastated by the Internet, no matter how beautiful the avatar is, it is not credible.
Xuanhuang Big World, Haoran Small World, I don't know what kind of world it is?
Li Hao clicked on Mu Yanran's avatar, and the software popped up a prompt that the permissions were insufficient and he could not enter his personal space, which made him helpless.
Can anyone tell me, what's going on with this thing?
Li Hao pondered for a few seconds and clicked on the software introduction.
Xuanhuang Great World Ten Thousand Worlds Cracked Edition Elementary Version!
Version function 1: Image special effects blessing function.
The ancestral god made a move, and it must be a high-quality product. All special effects are recorded by real people, there is no falsehood, and 900 billion kinds of real special effects have been included, and they are constantly being updated.
Special effects, play is a real one!
Version function 2: No handling fee, tips and gifts received from fans do not need to pay any handling fee, and can be withdrawn directly through the software.
The version update requires that the user have the cultivation of the three-grade purple mansion realm.
There is a huge introductory page, and there are only a few introductions.
There are not many introductions, but the information in them made Li Hao shocked.
Xuanhuang World Wanjie cracked version, no wonder her number one fan will display the words Xuanhuang World Haoran Small World, this should be her IP.
It can also explain why the phone can't connect to the Internet, but this thing can upload videos.
Wait, all special effects are recorded by real people!
Li Hao suddenly thought of Mu Yanran's message, as well as the video he had carefully revised and uploaded, and a strange thought arose in his heart.
Therefore, because of the special effects of the video, Mu Yanran thought that she was the boss of the Xuanhuang World. It just so happened that she got a breakthrough from the video by chance, so she gave herself a gift and left a message.
Pretending to be forced is all about special effects?
Li Hao couldn't cry or laugh a little, and couldn't help but have a crazy thought in his heart.
To deceive one is to deceive, to deceive a hundred is to deceive, to deceive a million is still to deceive!
Goldfinger is already there, so why not do something big with it?
For example, if you have nothing to do and shoot a small video of special effects and send it, you may be able to accumulate a lot of fans soon. I don't want everyone to be as knowledgeable as Mu Yanran, but as long as there is one thousandth, even if it is one in ten thousand, it is enough for me to be happy.
This is a cracked version that can receive gifts free of charge.,All the gifts are your own!
Xuanhuang Great World, listen to this name, how domineering, can the gift from a cultivator be bad?
The more Li Hao thought about it, the more excited he became, as if he had seen his glorious and dazzling future.
Calm down, calm down, this matter cannot be rushed.
If you want to be a good liar, what is most important.
Character design!