Chapter 38: I Really Can't Compose Poetry (1)

Meng Yu walked in with a smile on his face, his clothes were still so eye-catching, Qingyun robes and Qingyun shoes were notoriously strange in Chang'an, and his arrival made the girls of the entire Fengming Pavilion happy. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

The blackface kid is here again!

I have to say that almost all the girls in Fengming Pavilion know Meng Yu, the first is because of his song "Mid-Autumn Moon", the second is the song "Water Tune Song Head", and the third is the wide-sleeved fairy skirt that was auctioned to a sky-high price.

The old bustard didn't give these girls a lot of words, and asked them to go to Meng Yu more, a poem is thousands of taels, which is not more than selling their bodies.

"Sister, Mencius is here!"

Xia Er looked at the stunning woman wearing a veil beside her, and was stunned, and said: "He really dared to come, his poems were not written by him, and he himself admitted them, so why did he come?" ”

Indeed, if you don't have real talent and learning, how can you cope with the ever-changing poetry banquet? I don't know the topic of the poem, how to prepare? You can only rely on your own talents to learn to adapt to the situation.

Ru Su frowned and said, "Xia'er, don't say much, we're just here to watch a few sons fighting poems, we don't care about the rest!" ”

Xia Er was stunned for a moment, staring at Meng Yu, a black-faced god with flashing eyes, and thought: This guy always looks like a hanger, but once he mentions business, he is so serious, it is really incomprehensible.

Bai Shan invited Yue to smile and said: "Miss Rusu, don't worry, Ziran's talent is obvious to everyone, he won't be embarrassed, besides, we are just studying poetry, and we won't deliberately make things difficult for him." ”

"Baishan Gongzi doesn't have to be like this, I don't have much intersection with him, you are free!"

Ru Su looked at him indifferently, very seriously, and then looked at Meng Yu, thinking: You can't be the opponent of this stinky guy, I just don't want to watch you embarrass you.

Meng Yu fell aside, saluted Miss Rusu, and said, "I didn't expect Miss Rusu to give a thin noodle under her, and she would come out to meet the prince of Baishan!" ”

His words directly slapped Bai Shan Yueyue in the face, causing this Chang'an genius to be red-faced, grinding his teeth, and eager to tear him apart.

"Oh?"

Ru Su secretly smiled and said: "Mencius, you are so rude, I came out for the sake of the face of the prince of Baishan, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Her smile and smile made Bai Shan Yueyue on the side forget about it.

I have to say that she is so beautiful, so beautiful that she makes other women dim, although she looks exactly the same as Princess Changle, but she has a different flavor.

Her beauty has a sense of mystery in the Western Regions, an exotic style, gentle, knowledgeable, delicate and lovely, and pitiful.

And Princess Changle is also domineering and unreasonable, with a hot taste, brutal and willful, pampered, and a bit of a black-bellied female president.

So Meng Yu couldn't distinguish between them many times, if it weren't for Ru Su's gentle and frugal nature, he really couldn't tell the difference.

Meng Ziran directly picked up a cup of tea and drank it all, he hurried over, he was so thirsty that he didn't bother to make a Sven appearance, and drank a few big sips of tea directly.

Fang Xun's hand pinched the buttocks of the girl in his arms, and said with a sneer: "This is what Brother Baishan said about Mencius who can make "Water Tune Song Head", isn't it too insulting, how can a peasant man who doesn't understand etiquette and doesn't pay attention to the occasion make that earth-shattering word?" ”

"Fang Xun can't be rude!"

Bai Shan invited Yue to apologize, and said very seriously: "Ziran, don't be like him, he is like this, let you laugh!" ”

Meng Yu pouted, how can you really pretend, you are such a handsome son in front of Ru Su, in my eyes you are a bisexual pervert, even if I don't slap you in the face today, I'm afraid Ru Su won't like you.

"Hehe, what the White Mountain Master said is true, but I think this Fang Xun Gongzi is a little familiar, as if he has seen it somewhere!"

Meng Yu smiled weirdly, looked at Fang Xun who was playing with the woman very indifferently, and scolded in his heart: This bird egg still likes Fengyue women, and is not afraid of dyeing flowers and willows, rotten ass?

"Oh? Really? ”

Bai Shan invited Yue to smile and asked, "I don't know where Ziran has seen him?" ”

At this time, Ru Su on the side was suddenly stunned, looking at Meng Yu's serious appearance, he knew that he was going to die, and thought: This stinky guy is going to offend these people again, he is really not afraid of death, he will know that he will die in one day, I can't stand it!

Xia Er also twitched the corners of her mouth, Meng Yu in her eyes has always been a bastard, she has never passed by, and said secretly: When this Baishan Invite Yue is also back, he actually provoked such a black-faced god, and it is estimated that he will have to suffer a lot tonight!

Meng Yu smiled: "There was a dog in front of my door yesterday, very similar to this Fang Xun Gongzi!" ”

Meng Yu sneered in his heart, what happened to the peasant children? Look down on the peasants? Without the more than 33 million farmers of Datang, do you still have something to eat? It's ridiculous!

There are more than 50 million people in the Tang Dynasty, and farmers account for more than half, and almost all of the grain comes from farmers, so His Majesty Li Er attaches great importance to the people's hearts of the children of farmers.

However, Meng Yu's sentence was indeed too reckless, and it was a bit too much to directly say that Fang Xun was a dog.

"You ......"

Fang Xun was furious and said, "Bastard, you are so rude, you dare to insult me like this!" ”

Rude?

Meng Yu smiled and said, "Shinong Gongshang, do you know the class?" I am a farmer's child, you are a merchant's heir, your status is one order worse than mine, and you dare to call me rude? What would you think if the Holy One knew that you had insulted the farmer? ”

Fang Xun's eyelids jumped, and he didn't dare to say more.

At this time, Confucius Ziyan on the side poured Meng Yu a cup of tea and apologized: "Meng Gongzi, don't be angry, Fang Xun is also unintentional, don't embarrass him!" ”

He looked at Meng Yu with a smile on his face, so that Meng Yu couldn't lose his temper, so he raised his glass indifferently, took a sip, and said, "It's a mistake, I'll make amends to Fang Gongzi!" ”

Meng Yu got up and saluted, bowed and bowed, very serious, he didn't look up at Fang Xun, waiting for his forgiveness.

Fang Xun didn't like it, and didn't care about playing with the beauty in his arms, ignoring Meng Yu, and not accepting his apology.

"Fang Xun!"

Confucius Yan was slightly angry and said, "Do you want to be raided?" ”

He knew that if Meng Yu was unhappy, he would definitely report Fang Xun, if this matter was solved in the Yamen, it would be fine, if it reached the ears of Emperor Taizong, I was afraid that he would not be able to eat and walk around.

After all, Meng Yu's song "Water Tune Song Head" swept the entire Chang'an, and it may be introduced to the palace, so to speak, Meng Yu is also a celebrity, and it will have an impact on the entire Chang'an.

Suddenly, Fang Xun's body trembled, knowing how powerful it was, and when he wanted to help Meng Yu up, he found that the thing was already sitting down and drinking tea.

"This ......"

Bai Shan Yingyue and Confucius Yan were both stunned, not knowing what to say.

Xia Er smiled secretly, thinking: This Mencius is so cunning, just now he deliberately made amends to Fang Xun, deliberately made him pretentious, and now he can bully Fang Xun in a reasonable and justified way!

Ru Su frowned and said, "Don't mind Gongzi Fang, Gongzi Meng has always been so free and easy, you sit down!" ”

Meng Yu was stunned, hey? You stupid girl, you let him go? I wanted to blackmail him so hard, and that's enough.

"Haha, Ziran is not strange, Fang Xun is also unintentional!"

Bai Shan invited Yue to come out and be a good man, looked at Fang Xun very seriously, and scolded: "It's really not big or small, why don't you give Ziran a companion?" ”

He seemed to be blaming Fang Xun, but in fact he was helping him out of the siege, if Meng Yu still deliberately made things difficult, then he would fall into an unkind situation, the depth of the city was terrifying.

"Brother Meng, I made a mistake, please forgive me!"

Fang Xun smiled, but his heart sank, extremely dissatisfied, and said secretly: Wait and see, Mencius, this time I have written it down, and I will definitely ask you to return it!

"It's okay!"

Meng Yu sneered and continued to drink tea.

(To be continued)