Tang Bohu ate very slowly, a meal lasted for nearly an hour, and finally reluctantly left, looking at this appearance, it looked like a little boy in estrus. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, the market had just opened, and the market was full of people, and Tang Bohu came back to his senses before asking, "How is it?" ”

"Well, it's not bad, it's pretty handsome." Chen Yu replied.

"What kind of mess?" Tang Bohu said puzzledly: "I'm asking you how about the Suzhou soup dumplings?" Is it worth the wait? ”

Chen Yu smiled awkwardly: "It's worth it, it's especially worth it." "In fact, this craft is not so good, presumably the business is so good for the little lady.

"This is what I mean by Su Yi, the Suzhou that leads the Ming Dynasty." Tang Bohu said proudly.

Su Bu is not satisfied, Chen Yu doesn't know, but he can see the slow color in your eyes.

"What's the name of the little lady?" Chen Yu asked with a smile.

"Shen Jiuniang......" Tang Bohu thought of something, and hurriedly shut up, he asked, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Haha, it turns out that my wife is called Sister Jiuniang." Chen Yu said with a smile, he has now figured out Tang Yin's temperament, otherwise how would he dare to ridicule his teacher like this.

"Okay, you stinky boy, you're starting to calculate as a teacher, aren't you?" Tang Bohu dressed to beat Chen Yu.

Chen Yu hugged his head and ran, shouting: "Teacher spare your life......" Just after running for a while, he suddenly stopped and knocked Tang Yin, who was chasing behind him, into a mess.

"Stinky boy......" Before Tang Yin finished speaking, he was covered by Chen Yu's mouth, and he said: "Teacher, look, this is the one who gave me divination that day." ”

Chen Yu wanted to go up to say hello, but when he saw that the Zhi Yi Shi was closing his eyes to others, he didn't go up to bother, but who knew that the words in the mouth of the Zhi Yi Shi were exactly the same as what Chen Yu said that day, I saw him frowning, and read in his mouth: "There are five techniques of divination, one is called phase, two is life, three is feng shui, four is accumulating merits, five is reading, yin and yang are five elements, and three styles are the "six ren" of the self, open! ”

With a compass in his hand, his face was very bad, and he said to the man for a long time: "There is a big murderer." ”

Then he pretended to be there again, and at this moment, a little beggar appeared behind the two of them, and unwittingly stole the money bag of the man who was listening carefully to the fortune teller of a priest.

After the calculation, the person who was told the fortune really lost the money bag, and what is even more hateful is that the ending words of the old immortal are exactly the same as the one he said that day, and he is so unprofessional as a Taoist priest, and he has also seen it!

Chen Yu saw through the tricks of the two, and was annoyed, he was deceived by this charlatan, he was a man in vain, and he had read so many books, if he didn't arrest you old liar to the government today, I wouldn't fucking call Shen Can...... No, it's Chen Yu!

The deceived guy didn't care about him, seeing the appearance of holding a birdcage and humming a small song, Chen Yu felt that being deceived might be a good thing for him.

Seeing that the Taoist priest turned back in ten steps, he quickened his pace, scurrying from shop to street, and finally stopped in a long and narrow courtyard.

"To the end, how much does this fool have?" asked Huang Wan with a smile.

"Hey, Master, this fool doesn't have as much money as the fool yesterday, only a few dozen cents." Zhimo pouted.

"Wouldn't it? The targets selected for the teacher are all stupid people with a lot of money, and this guy looks much richer than the scholar yesterday. Zhiyi spat hard, "It's still a scholar!" ”

Outside the alley, Chen Yu's face has been twitching, old miscellaneous hair, Lao Tzu lets you see that the reader is really not real!

"Yo, it turned out to be a real person from Longhu Mountain, what a coincidence!" Chen Yu walked over slowly with his hands behind his back, calm and relaxed.

Seeing that it was the stupid scholar who was deceived yesterday, he immediately smiled and made a ball of chrysanthemums on his face, and he said, "Are you going to send money?" ”

"I'll send you old bastard to the government!" Chen Yu spit out the anger in his heart, "You old liar, if I don't send you to the government today, who knows how many people will be harmed, I will eliminate the harm for the people today!" ”

"Oops? You think you can beat me? As for your little arms and legs, I can break it with a little spell ......" Before he finished speaking, Tang Bohu behind him took a sack and put it on him.

Chen Yu went up to fight, he just couldn't find the punching bag recently, he originally wanted to send this old liar to the government, but it didn't make sense to think about it, so he remembered this "stuffy" move, this meal can be described as "the ancient battlefield of decaying grass and remnants, and the bloody wind blows blood and splashes clothes." ”

"It's him, it's him!" Just when the two of them were doing it heartily, I don't know when the end of Zhiyi, who was originally by Zhiyi's side, found a few strong men and blocked both ends of this narrow alley.

Zhiyi in the bag took off the sack while roaring, and wailed in his mouth: "Ouch, poor waist, it hurts me to death." ”

"To the end, why did you come so late, I almost didn't hold up for the teacher, but fortunately I have a miraculous power to protect my body!" Zhiyi didn't want to lose face in front of these "peers" and bragged.

As he spoke, he looked at Chen Yu and Tang Bohu with a cold face, but the beaten blue and purple not only did not play a threatening role, but made Chen Yu and Tang Bohu laugh secretly.

"What are these two guys laughing at?" Zhiyi asked the end of the question with a puzzled face.

That Zhimo also tried hard to hold back her laughter, it was really inappropriate to laugh at this time, she slowly took out a bronze mirror and handed it to Zhiyi.

"Ouch, old man's sign...... Whip these two goose heads to death! Zhiyi looked at himself in the bronze mirror, where is there still a little bit of human appearance? Why are these two brutes so ruthless? How long does it take to recuperate before you can come out of the stall!

The four or five men looked unkind, and slowly approached Chen Yu and Tang Bohu, and several people surrounded Chen Yu and the two.

Na Zhiyi leaked a smug smile and said to Zhimo: "This kind of bloody scene, children don't see it as a wonderful ......."

Before the words were finished, the men who surrounded Chen Yu and the others left with a smile, leaving Zhi Yi stunned like a hen, "What's the situation?" ”。

Chen Yu said with a smile: "When Lao Tzu ran the rivers and lakes, you two were still catching and playing!" ”

He is not wrong, he is a human being in two lives, and his experience is naturally more than that of these two people combined, what do these market splashes want? It's nothing more than money, although he doesn't have it himself, but Tang Bohu has it, so Chen Yu gave all the money Tang Bohu brought to Shicai and those men to disperse, the situation is like this, simple and worldly!

"You...... What do you want to do? Zhimo asked nervously.

What do you think? Don't talk about cheating Lao Tzu out of all his money, and looking for someone to beat me, how can he Chen Yu swallow this breath?

Although he hit others first, Chen Yu felt that he should beat this stinky Taoist priest, and that stinky Taoist priest should beat himself, but his move of finding someone to beat himself was very wrong!

"This little beggar is quite smart, I won't be held accountable for being a lady for a few days!" Chen Yu said with a smile, this little beggar is not a good person, if you don't scare it, I don't know how many people you have to deceive.

"No...... No, I'm dirty, not worthy of a handsome man! Zhimo hurriedly waved his hand.

"Wash and wash it clean, it's okay!" Chen Yu said with a smile.

Tang Bohu on his side whispered: "You won't come for real, right?" ”

"Naturally not, I'm a gentleman!" Chen Yu's righteous and awe-inspiring way.

"Listening to this skillful words, it is even more professional than this scoundrel in Suzhou City, you said that you are a gentleman, I believed it before, and now I ......" Tang Bohu looked at Chen Yu with an expression of disbelief.

"You...... Do you dare, believe it or not, I will report to the official? Zhi Yi said angrily.

"Okay, just tell you all the charges of fraud and theft!" Chen Yu said with a smile, he has now grasped the life of these two people, and if he doesn't teach these two people a good lesson, he can't solve the hatred in his heart.

As soon as he heard this, he immediately looked like a deflated ball, who said that the scholar was stupid, this guy was a heart, right?

"Shall I go with you, then? But you have to take care of my food and lodging. The little beggar said pitifully.

"What? Did I hear me right? Chen Yu couldn't believe it.

"You heard it right!" Tang Bohu was also surprised: "Now it depends on how you end!" ”

"This ...... I'm joking, if you give me back the money. Chen Yu said.

"No, it's gone, you're too dishonest to speak, I've already said I'm going to go with you, why do you still ask us for silver? Doesn't it mean that money and debts will be repaid? Isn't it Master? "To the end, to the end.

"This ......" caused a twitch on his face, "Li is indeed this reason...... But ......"

"But what? It's good for me to go with her, anyway, there is still food and drink, and you don't have to go to court, how good is that? "To the end.

Chen Yu was surprised that his mouth could hold an egg, and he asked carefully, "Do you know what this money and debt meat tastes about?" ”

"Of course I know, I will do it when I serve tea and pour water, mop the floor and cook!" To the last proud.

Chen Yu and Tang Bohu glanced at each other in disbelief, who knew that Tang Bohu had a wicked smile on his face, and he said: "Yes, you must be honest, your little sister is going to follow you, how can you not accept it?" Don't ruin your reputation. ”

Protest, this is obviously revenge, Tang Bohu obviously really hit him for eating soup dumplings in the morning and tricked him, this time he wants to retaliate back, how can there be such a disrespect for the teacher?

"I ......"

"What am I? In that case, we won't sue this Taoist priest, so you can come with us! Tang Bohu said: "No, let's go with him." After saying that, he swaggered away.

Zhiyi was a little reluctant, but after thinking about it, it was not a matter for Zhiyi to follow him all day long, it was better to follow this scholar, if he really accepted as a concubine, he would not suffer so much, and he had no next meal.