919 That's what you call pretending
The mountains are deep and the roads are rugged.
When he got in the car, Long Xiaoqi was still leisurely admiring the primitive ecology on both sides, chatting with Lei Peng, and talking lightly. But the further the car drove forward, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he felt like he was going to be sold to a black brick factory.
"The road is wrong, right?" Long Xiaoqi was lying down, smoking a cigarette while squinting at Lei Peng in front of him.
"Whether it's right or not, you're already on this path, do you still have the habit of turning back? Hehe. Lei Peng smiled: "I am Lei Peng, from the Red Murder Army, codenamed Thundercloud Storm." I heard that you hit our guy on the plane, so ......"
"So you got me somewhere to be beaten?" Long Xiaoqi exhaled a puff of smoke.
He's so happy he's coming to the door so quickly. Sure enough, the special A troops are the special A troops, and the reaction speed is incomparable.
"Gang fighting? No, isn't that bullying? Lei Peng shook his head with a smile and said: "I don't know who you are, and I don't care who you are, but when you get to the one-acre and three-point field of our special A unit, you have to learn how to be a person." I'm just teaching you how to behave, so there won't be group fights. It's all big guys, and it's not good to be like that. ”
As the words landed, Lei Peng drove into a valley clearing and stopped the jeep.
In the open space, more than a dozen guys who were beaten by Long Xiaoqi were all there. When they saw Long Xiaoqi, they all showed gloating expressions.
"Brother Lei!"
"Brother Lei!"
“……”
More than a dozen guys called Lei Peng, showing respectful expressions.
"Hmm." Lei Peng nodded, and said to Long Xiaoqi: "Okay, let's solve it here." ”
Long Xiaoqi blinked his eyes, took off his pants and poured a soak of urine into the clearing. When he finished soaking and peeing, he also shivered fiercely, and his face was full of enjoyment.
"Alright, it's settled." Long Xiaoqi grinned and said, "Can I go back now?" ”
Settle...... Lei Peng is talking about doing a job, not getting out of the car to solve the problem of urinating and urinating. But Long Xiaoqi solved it like this, and when he peed, he still shook his waist and drew circles.
"Everyone has the power to pretend, but how to pretend depends on strength." Lei Peng smiled: "What are you doing here?" Loading? Do you want to show me? Hehe. ”
", am I pretending? It's peeing. Long Xiaoqi took a puff of cigarette impatiently and said, "Hurry up and send Lao Tzu back, otherwise I will smoke you." Just a few of you small fish and shrimp, is it enough for me to fight? Don't let me go from low-key to high-profile, or you're going to die a terrible death. I don't care if you're a thunderstorm or something, don't mess with me! Lao Tzu is a moral person, Lao Tzu ......"
"Drink!"
Lei Peng let out a loud cheer and rushed towards Long Xiaoqi. His explosiveness is extremely strong, and the whole person is as strong as a storm.
If you don't agree with each other, Lei Peng hates Long Xiaoqi's pretend. Generally speaking, to deal with this kind of person who likes to pretend, you have to use your fists to teach him how to be a low-key and introverted person.
Attacked, Long Xiaoqi's body showed a reverse bow and stretched backwards. He could clearly see the tyranny in Lei Peng's eyes, the subtle twist of the opponent's waist when he punched, and even the sweat pores on the fist.
It's too slow, it's too slow, it's pathetic.
Flash, Punch!
"Smack!"
Long Xiaoqi was ghostly, and between Lei Peng's fist and his face, a heavy punch smashed into Lei Peng's face first.
The fist and cheek slammed together, Lei Peng's face was instantly deformed, and his whole body kept the attack motion and flew backwards. The blood gushing out of the nose was pulled out of a beautiful parabola as the body flew sideways.
"Poof!"
Lei Peng lay on the ground, and his eyes were full of stars.
He was stunned by Long Xiaoqi's punch, because the other party's speed was too fast and too fast, and he didn't have time to react at all. Or that his brain has formed a response, but his body can't keep up.
The eyes of more than a dozen people next to him were about to pop out, they thought that Lei Peng could clean up Long Xiaoqi, but they didn't expect to be knocked over by someone when they came up.
"Go back and practice hard, it's too far behind." Long Xiaoqi took a cigarette in his mouth, shook his head and said, "Although I'm not good, it's not a big deal to beat you guys." Thunderclouds and storms can't trap me, because I have the heart of a heavenly dragon. ”
A string of smoke rings spit out from Long Xiaoqi's mouth, and he slowly turned around, revealing the vicissitudes of life to these people, facing the sunset.
"You, you......" Lei Peng struggled to his feet.
"Lonely!"
Long Xiaoqi let out a terrible roar at the sunset, and the voice was full of a strong sense of misanthropy, making people suspect that he was the sunset that was about to set.
There was a lonely sound, and the goosebumps all over Lei Peng's body rose when he heard it.
What is pretending? That's what it's called pretending!
"Brother Lei, how are you?"
"Brother Lei!"
“……”
"It's fine!" Lei Peng raised his head, wiped the blood off his face vigorously, pointed at Long Xiaoqi's nose and said, "Ruthless enough, fast enough, I'm not your opponent." But even if I'm not your match, this isn't the place for you to go wild. Wait for me, and I'll come when I go. Of course, you can leave if you are afraid. ”
Fear? Long Xiaoqi's dictionary is really not afraid of this word! Wait, wait, I'd like to see what else you can play!
Lei Peng drove away quickly in the jeep, while Long Xiaoqi sat leisurely on a rock, looking at the dozen guys with a smile.
"You're dead! Lei Peng is a member of the Red Murder Army, and if you dare to fight the thundercloud storm of the Red Murder Army, killing you is the same as playing. ”
"Yes, do you know what a Red Killer Army is? Their boss Xiao Yuanchao single-handedly challenged the entire dragon's nest! ”
"Boy, you're finished!"
"Hmph, don't say it's Xiao Yuanchao's departure, even a little girl from their red murderer can play you to death in minutes!"
“……”
Long Xiaoqi's face was borless, because he had heard too many words like this, and he was numb.
More than ten minutes passed, and Lei Peng drove back in the car.
"Purple Star, this is the guy." Lei Peng jumped out of the car and pointed at Long Xiaoqi.
He brought Chen Zixing here!
"Sister Purple Star!"
"Sister Purple Star!"
“……”
Chen Zixing didn't pay attention to those guys at all, she stared at Long Xiaoqi with her eyes for a while, and reached out and slapped her forehead hard.
"Damn, let me clean up this guy? The old lady is not interested, let Xiao Yuanchao come. Chen Zixing turned around and got into the lane: "If Xiao Yuanchao is not free, let Hou Xiaolan come." Send me back, my mother is still busy. ”
Lei Peng was a little confused, he suddenly had a bad feeling. But it feels like it's just a feeling after all, it's already a shame in front of a group of guys just now, so I have to get this field back.
That's right, get Hou Xiaolan's foodie over, and play this loading in minutes!
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