Just when Guan Yu drove Cao Ren to Fancheng, Jiangdong Sun Quan issued a letter, announcing that Lü Meng was seriously ill and calling him back to Jingkou to recuperate. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lu Meng had already pretended that he only had half of his life left, and at this time, he was even more powerless to tell the soldiers to go to Jiangxia, practice day and night, and then get on the boat and go down the river to Jingkou to see Sun Quan.

On the way, he passed through Jianye, and it was getting late, so Lu Meng ordered the boat to go ashore and rest at the local government.

In the evening, Lu Meng said to his entourage: "Alas...... Yo, I'm weak and drowsy, all of you go out and let me rest for a while. ”

The attendant helped him to the bed, gently covered him with the quilt, gave him the tea and set it on the side of the bed, bent down and saluted: "General, then we will retire first." Rest well, if you need anything, please do not hesitate to ask, we will be waiting outside the door. ”

Lu Meng said softly, "Hey...... Yo, you're tired these days, so go and rest. ”

After saying that, he closed his eyes and tilted his head, as if he was about to fall asleep.

The attendants stooped backwards out of the room, closed the door gently, withdrew a few more paces, and sat down on the floor, ready to be told.

"Whew-" Leaning on the bed, hearing that there had been no movement outside for a long time, Lu Meng let out a long breath softly.

"Uh-huh!" He pushed the quilt to the side again, straightened his legs vigorously, raised his hands in the air, and stretched out comfortably for a long lazy waist.

Alas, pretending to be sick for so many days can suffocate Lao Tzu! He rolled over and sat up, rubbing his hands together and rubbing them together. After rubbing the palms of his hands, he turned sideways to the left and right, pinched both thighs and buttocks a few times, sat down again, and wrenched his toes with his hands.

Raise your hand, rub your palm again, press it on the back of your neck and rub it, and shake your head from side to side a few times.

Comfortable! Lu Meng felt that the blood veins in his whole body were smooth.

Alas, he has always ridden around on a horse, and he has been lying pretending to be sick for so many days, and he has long been suffocated. It's better if you're really sick, anyway, you don't have the strength to move the bullet, but you can't use up all your strength, but you can only stay motionless, which is worse than death!

Excited, he couldn't help but press his fingers with both hands, making two crisp sounds, and then he was shocked and quickly stopped.

Well, how can you be so calm and not startle the entourage outside, right? Lu Meng hurriedly lay down again, turned over and put the quilt on his body.

"My lord, do you have any orders?" The attendant asked with concern outside the door.

Lu Meng replied softly: "It's nothing, I turned over just now and touched the edge of the bed." It's okay, you all rest. ”

After holding it for a while, there was no movement outside the door, and then he gently opened the quilt again, and lay there with his hands and feet raised together, lifting and releasing silently to exercise.

I can't hold it back, my father-in-law received my dismissal, and really sent a letter to call me back to Beijing to recuperate, which shows that he is also ready to start in Jingzhou, and my dream for many years will soon come true!

Guan Yu, Guan Yu, don't look at your prestige, and you have recently defeated Cao Ren, and you are even more majestic, but all this can only be regarded as a fart in my Lu Meng's eyes!

You are a horseman, you always think that you are extremely powerful, invincible in the world, known as the general of the tiger, in my opinion, you are really a bear!

No, no, no, it's not a bear, at most it's a bull!

No, no, no, it's too much to say that the bull is praising you, in my eyes, you are a stupid donkey! I, Lu Meng, am smart and world-wise, and this time I want to play you to death to relieve the hatred in my heart! Hahaha!

Once you fall into the hands of my Lu Meng, I will cut off your head with my own hands!"

What ten thousand enemies, what famous the world, the more powerful you are, the more interested I am in playing you! You can exert your might, you can kill more Cao Cao's people, I wish you a name for themselves! Then I'll play you to death again, and then I'll be the most famous person in the world!"

The eldest husband should be famous in history, I, Lu Meng, am not afraid of death, not trying to make money, but I must be famous through the ages!

I want to become an honest minister who will be famous for the ages, and a famous general for the ages who is wise and brave!

Just when he thought about it more and more proudly, the attendant outside the door called him there again: "General, Lord Lu is asking to see you outside." ”

Lu Meng hurriedly lay down and put the quilt on his body: "Why are you here again, and you still don't let me rest?" Well? You say Lord Lu? Oh, then invite him in and tell him I'm not feeling well and can't get up to greet him. ”

Lu Xun is married to Sun Ce's daughter, the niece and son-in-law of the lord Sun Quan, and the owner of this place, so he can't be lazy.

The attendant brought Lu Xun in, moved a chair for him in front of the bed, helped Lu Meng up, put on his coat, made him sit on the bed against the wall, and covered him with a quilt on his lap.

Lu Xun first expressed his greetings: "The general worked hard day and night, and he was actually sick, which is really my Jiangdong's misfortune." The general also asked to take care of your health. ”

Lu Meng coughed and replied, "Thank you for your concern, and you came to see me." ”

The two of them talked for a while, Lu Xun always picked up the teacup and put it to his mouth, blew the tea twice, but he didn't move his mouth to drink the tea, and put the cup down.

Lu Meng felt strange: "This water is still too hot?" ”

"Oh, no, no, no," Lu Xun picked up the tea, took a sip, and put it down again, "This, that......"

"Well, you go out first, wait for me outside." He turned and commanded his men.

Lu Meng couldn't wait for him to leave quickly, picked up his teacup with trembling hands, and prepared to send off the guests.

Lu Xun hurriedly said: "General, I'm here this time, this, that ......"

Oh! Lu Meng understood, and hurriedly said to his entourage: "This, that, you should also go out first and wait outside." ”

Seeing that there was no one else in the room, Lu Xun sighed: "Alas, the general has the heavy responsibility of guarding the eastern and western realms of Jiangdong, but now he is seriously ill and far away from the station, which is really a great misfortune in Jiangdong!" In case Guan Yu plotted against Jiangdong, wouldn't it give the enemy a chance to take advantage of? ”

What do you mean? Say that I despise the enemy and leave my post without permission? Then you couldn't be more wrong! I'm not underestimating the enemy, I'm trying to make the enemy despise me! Alas, I can't tell you this kind of thing, I play dead in front of my own attendants.

Lu Meng leaned his head against the wall and replied weakly: "Alas, what you said is very reasonable! I've always been worried about this, but I can't help it now. I'm sick and dying, and it's useless to stay there, because if I die there, it's easier to mess up the morale of the army. ”

"Alas, what a pity." Lu Xun took another sip of tea, put down the cup and sighed again, "I heard that Guan Yu led the Jingzhou army to the north, and Cao Ren lost his troops and generals, so he could only retreat to Fancheng. This seems to be a big victory for Guan Yu, how do I think it's actually a great opportunity for us? (To be continued.) )