Chapter 230: The Long Journey
Above the vast and boundless sea of blood, a dark red blood moon illuminated the sea and turned red and black, rolling and roaring like viscous plasma......
Suddenly, a purple lightning bolt pierced the night sky with a golden halo of light, and a golden unicorn nightmare, with purple flames rising from its feet, was galloping through the night sky, dragging a golden-colored 'burning chariot' behind it.
The body has been modified to look extra spacious, the boom trebuchet that originally occupied the most space was dismantled by Haoran, and the ballistas and mini version of the magic crystal cannon set up around were also collected by Haoran into the 'Roland Ring', in order to reduce the weight of the burning chariot as much as possible so that it can shuttle in the air, Haoran stood at the front of the body, and was constantly outputting gas magic energy to maintain the effect of the body floating.
In the carriage, there is a mermaid princess Nami in a blue dress, a fairy dragon Lolita who was eaten by magic energy and turned into the body of Lori, and there is a small skeleton Crowley who is dangling a bright brain, and the three of them are sitting around a dark gilt square table in the car at this time playing cards.
This square table is not an ordinary table, it is actually a magic weapon Xiao Hei who shouts about boredom all day long, asking to go out for adventures and listen to stories. In order to be able to play cards during the journey, these guys also asked Haoran to apply a windproof magic enchantment for them, so that the cards would not be blown away by the strong wind, and Brother Haoran was isolated from the enchantment, blowing the sea breeze to drive the carriage, like the image of a coachman.
If someone sees this from a distance, they will think that Santa Claus is driving the golden elk sleigh to the Demon Realm to deliver gifts to the children.
"I said Princess Nami, you didn't say hello in advance, so you said that you wanted to go home immediately, but now you are happily 'fighting the landlord' in the car, and I am driving the car, is this really good?" Haoran's cheeks were shaken by the sea breeze, and he couldn't help but rub his face before complaining.
In the 'convertible', the little mermaid princess snorted and said, "People also want to go back early, but the long road is the most time-consuming, don't play cards for recreation, how can you survive the boring time on this road? Brother Haoran's name is not ordinary, and the sugar content is definitely above ten pluses, you must know that the mermaid princess has never given Haoran face, and this time I don't know which demon style it smoked, and it will actually sell cute and pitiful.
It's just that I'm used to seeing the little princess's usual style, how can Haoran eat her set, but if the sugar is too high, it still stimulates Haoran a little.
Haoran shivered, and goosebumps were about to fall, "Grandma, please, please speak well, and keep your tongue straight first, otherwise don't blame my brother for letting our nightmare turn around and fly back!" This is what has been done for a long time, Haoran didn't treat this arrogant mermaid princess as an outsider, otherwise he would have abandoned the car and fled, 'It's none of his business, hang high' is the principle of doing things that he instilled in him.
He can avoid troubles that are not related to him, and he also understands in his heart that as long as some things are touched, then you can't get rid of them even if you want to.
But then again, if it's your friend's business, it's a different matter, because his cheap old man even said to him, 'Is that a righteous anger when you stick a knife in your friend's ribs?' That's a tiger! It's really unwise to hurt yourself before you save others, and you yourself are crippled, so how can you help your friend? So, it's okay to help a friend, but don't put yourself on the hook, we are businessmen, and we can't do a loss-making deal!"
"Why are you like this? You didn't say anything when you used to call you 'bad silver', but now people respectfully call you brother, you can't stand it anymore?" the little girl angrily twisted her head to the side and looked at the cards in her hand and muttered.
"Giggles, Sister Nami, you're so funny, don't you see that? Brother Haoran is jealous!" Lolita explained with a smile while holding the bear in one hand and holding the cards in the other.
"What kind of jealousy? What is 'vinegar', is it delicious?" As a mermaid who has lived in the deep sea since birth, although she has a side of the word 'human', how can she know what 'vinegar' is, let alone say 'jealousy' is such an obscure statement!
"Oh...... Forget it, 'jealousy' won't explain it yet. I can release several forbidden spells with the kung fu to explain to you. Lolita pouted.
"Actually, if you want to go home this time, you should have discussed it with Brother Haoran as the 'master' in advance, and then come to us and talk to us. But you first told me and Brother Crowley that you wanted to go home, and when we all agreed to accompany you home, you finally told Brother Haoran that if you cut first and then play like this, he will definitely feel a 'jealousy' in his heart!" Lolita continued to explain.
"I don't like to hear the names of 'master' and 'magic pet', as long as it's not too sensual. I'm not as unbearable as you say, what's not jealous, there's nothing to do!" Haoran has always treated these demon pets of himself as a family member, although he belongs to the 'employer' side in the soul contract, but he can't do it again. Employer's consciousness, every time there is something to do, he is with Crowley and Lolita and they are discussed, although he has a veto, but he has hardly done so, after all, he is still young, with these seemingly unreliable partners, their experience and opinions are the most valuable and trustworthy.
"But, Nami, let's talk about the ugly things ahead, we can take you back, and we will do our best to keep you safe. But as a 'bodyguard', does he have to talk about the benefits of it?" "Haoran's nature as a profiteer is really not covered, and he can find business opportunities anytime and anywhere.
"Aren't we friends, why do we need a benefit fee as friends?" asked Nami with big eyes glaring at Innocence.
"Don't make trouble, who is your friend? After you get you back, you will eat and drink with me, and my brother will turn a blind eye, and you will not be bad for your little body to eat me yellow, and my brother will be a good person." But a few of us took your big 'drag oil bottle' to your house, this is a fatal business, but it is not comparable to the bread and butter you usually eat, and my brother also earns money, isn't it?" Haoran was bored and pulled the big gourd behind him, opened the stopper, raised his neck and poured a sip of plum wine, raised his hand and wiped the wine stains on the corner of his mouth with the cuffs of the mage's robe and teased.
"Hey, do you want to do this? How can you say that you are also a lord-level figure now, the money you make from selling weapons and equipment to the fox clan is almost catching up with the rich treasury of the demon king, and you still care about the little girl's small profit?" It seems that bargaining is a woman's nature, although Nami is the little princess of the Naga clan, but it is not exempt from vulgarity.
"Don't come to this set with my brother, not to mention that the fox clan has only paid a part of the deposit with me at present, even if he sells all my inventory, the money will not be remitted to me for a while. Grasshopper legs are also meat, and my brother doesn't dislike it. You can also be regarded as the princess of a country, if you don't get some benefits for your buddy, brother has no incentive to play for you, huh?"
"Are you really such a philistine?, if you don't have any benefits, you won't help?" Nami didn't give up, trying to awaken the good side of this profiteer again, but it seemed that the family card and the radical method were useless in front of the real profiteer, because her words only exchanged Haoran for a hygienic eye.
"Hmph, I admit that if I go back alone, I will definitely be caught by my second sister and salted into salted fish. I also hope that with the help of you and your companions, I can meet my father smoothly, and the message sent back by the jewel is that my father's life is not long, and I hope I will go back and see him again. But I know that I can't compete with my second sister, and I don't have the idea and strength to compete for the throne. Since I can't be the female king of New Atlantis, I can't promise you any good. With my current net worth, only myself and this orb are still of some value, but I can't give you either of these things now. "Speaking of shame, Nami's voice is getting lower and lower, if it weren't for Haoran's use of the qi magic 'amplification technique', he really wouldn't be able to hear what she was muttering clearly.
"Hehe, you can rest assured of this, as far as the two taels of meat on your body and your so-called orb, my brother has never looked at it again. "Haoran still adheres to the style of poisonous tongue, even in the face of a princess, this product has never given any face, but you can't underestimate a woman's determination to maintain her image is not ......
"You bastard, the old lady is going to tear your stinky mouth......" Nami heard Haoran say that she hadn't taken a fancy to herself at all, and said that she didn't have 'two or two meats' on her body, and immediately became a shrew, what a lady, to hell with the royal etiquette of Shenma, she screamed and rushed out of the enchantment and grabbed Haoran's cheeks with one claw, saying, aren't you going to tear your mouth?......
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