274.Chapter 274 274 Oriental Sissies
Colombia, Jungle Tiger Station.
Swift and resolute, this is the unique style of the Colombian jungle tigers, who are arguably one of the most mission-efficient special forces units in the world. Dealing with Colombia's ubiquitous drug lords all year round, few countries can match the skills of jungle warfare. Because Colombia is a country with a lot of jungle terrain, and all kinds of armed drug lords are usually hidden in the depths of the jungle. It's just that the drug lords in this country are the most rampant, and many of them are indeed chaotic.
This is a small town not far from the Jungle Tiger station, and whenever the Jungle Tiger rests, there will be special forces who come here to relax. Here, there is almost no crime, because the backers of the town are the jungle tigers. They are a staging post for the Jungle Tigers, and they are responsible for many of the logistical supplies of the Jungle Tigers.
Of course, the people in the town didn't know that the garrison more than 20 kilometers away from them was the most ferocious special forces in Colombia, and even the mayor didn't know that it was the jungle tigers who often dealt with them.
In a small tavern, Long Xiaoqi sat on the bar and drank beer, waiting unhurriedly. It's hard for someone else to find this place, but it's easy for him to find it. Different units have different training, and he only needs to locate the place where military helicopters are often seen and there is airborne training at a certain distance. In general, such places are the stations of special forces. All special forces conduct airborne training once or twice a week as part of their training.
The layman can never touch it, but the insider can judge it by a series of subtle things.
It's been four days, and Long Xiaoqi has been waiting here for four days. Every day he would sit at the bar and drink until midnight, like an alcoholic who didn't know where to go. And his appearance is unusually dazzling here, but he doesn't do anything, just drink and sleep. When the police came to interrogate, he would take out his fake passport and show >it to the other party
Fake passports can almost be real, this is when I met a guy who handled fake passports at the airport, and then he used violence to get the other party to get a fake passport for himself. Before leaving, he beat up the person who had made a fake certificate and robbed the other party of a lot of money - how can you drink here without money? How can you wait here slowly without money?
"Hey, Auntie, it's clean enough that it doesn't need to be cleaned anymore." Long Xiaoqi said to an aunt who was cleaning in the tavern: "I am a very particular person, so you can focus your energy elsewhere." ”
After speaking, Long Xiaoqi took out ten dollars and handed it to the aunt who cleaned the bar, revealing a good look.
After receiving the tip, the aunt hurriedly nodded to Long Xiaoqi, showing a grateful smile: "Thank you, sir, you are really a good person." ”
"Hahaha......" Long Xiaoqi laughed, snapped his fingers at the bar and said, "Dude, bring me another beer." This aunt at your bar is really good, and she works so carefully and carefully. ”
The bearded bartender took a glass of beer and pushed it over, and said to Long Xiaoqi: "That's right, this is a very diligent aunt, she will always clean up the tavern, no matter when, although the appearance is really ...... At least I don't have any interest, haha. ”
The cleaning aunt is very ugly, always bent over to do her own business with low self-esteem, and almost never looks up. Maybe she knew that her appearance could scare the guests, so she never kept her head down and did her own thing.
"It doesn't matter how good a person looks, like me, I am so handsome, but still not small. Chick came to hook me up, do you know why? Long Xiaoqi raised his wine glass and stared at the bartender.
"If you're willing to tip me a hundred dollars, I'm sure it's a lot. Chick hooks up with you. The bartender wiped his glass and said with a smile: "Oriental guests from afar, maybe you don't know what kind of man the girl here likes." They usually like brave men, and if I make up a heroic legend for you, you will surely become a dazzling being. Handsome, it's not popular here, and brave will be welcomed here. A $100 tip is a joke money, and it's hard to make up a hero's legend. ”
Long Xiaoqi raised his head and took a big sip of beer, reached out and wiped his mouth fiercely. Ba smiled and said: "Brother, what you said is really good, I really can't talk about bravery, what I am most afraid of is fighting, so I can never be a brave person." ”
"Hahaha...... How can a man not be able to fight? Here, if you don't know how to fight, you'll never hook up with a girl. The bartender laughed loudly: "The essence of a man is to be brave and ruthless, and you are afraid?" Is it true that all Orientals are like this? Sir, don't tell anyone that you can't fight, or you'll be despised, hahahaha...... Come on, come on, this guest from the east actually said that he was most afraid of fighting, hahaha......"
There weren't many people in the tavern at this time, and the undisguised sound of the bar reached everyone's ears, causing a burst of laughter. Those guests pointed at Long Xiaoqi one after another, treating him as a joke.
"Orientals are afraid of fighting, hahaha, that physique, oily head and powdered appearance, it's just a, hahahaha......"
"Ask him how much money he is willing to sleep with, this is a little girl from the East, it is very tasteful."
"Hey, little ladies, I'll pay you two hundred yuan for you to sleep with me tonight, as long as you call it well, I'm adding money to you, hahahaha......"
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Colombian people are strong, and this is because of the atmosphere of the society itself. The drug lord, which has almost become synonymous with this country, the slum, has long been the symbol of this country. From top to bottom, there is a lot of brutality, whether it is the powerful who are high above or the poor who live for the sake of violence. Too many of them believe that violence is the only way to solve problems, and that peace is sustained by violence.
Maybe because of this folk custom, all the guys here are very strong, which is in stark contrast to Long Xiaoqi. Different races, different body shapes, and different face shapes. Comparatively speaking, Long Xiaoqi, both in figure and cheeks, looks very soft compared to them.
"Little brother, is that so? I'm just scared of fighting, because once I start fighting, it's not a bloody nose. It's a bad thing. Long Xiaoqi shook his beer with a smile and said to the bartender: "I'm only the hardest fight, so I'm afraid of fighting with ordinary people." The fist is too heavy, and I am afraid to kill someone. ”
"Yes, sissy, you only fight the hardest, haha." The bartender broke down and laughed insolently.
He's already, this is a sissy, the Oriental sissy who came here to deliver chrysanthemums!