After school, when Meng Fei walked out of the school gate, he saw a god in strange costumes, looking around at the school gate: a six-eared macaque, he was wearing a tiger skin skirt, and he didn't lose his yellow hair. With a few thick books in his hand, he stood anxiously at the door of the guard room and looked out into the school.

Meng Fei walked up and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

The six-eared macaque smiled and said, "I'm looking for Qingfeng Zhenren." ”

"I am!" Meng Fei searched in his memory for who this god was.

"Real person, my grandson is waiting for you!"

Meng Fei knew who this was: the six-eared macaque Sun Wukong.

"Hello real person, there is something I would like to discuss with you?" said Goku with a humble smile.

I think that Sun Wukong is a very lame god, and he always looks up at the sky when he talks to people, and he looks like he can't live forever, but it's not like that.

Sun Wukong is very modest and polite to anyone.

Meng Fei asked, "Is it a matter of children going to school?" "Of course, it is a matter of children going to school to find a teacher.

Meng Fei regretted it immediately after saying this, didn't he hear that Sun Wukong had descendants?

Wukong Monkey blushed and said, "It's something that my grandson learns by himself." ”

"You go to school?" Meng Fei couldn't help but ask with a smile.

Wukong said: "When I was a child, my grandson was naughty and mischievous and didn't study well. After work, due to the protection of Tang Seng to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, he didn't have time to read and study along the way!"

Is there really an excuse?

"Judging from all aspects, you don't have other hobbies, why don't you have time to study if you don't play cards, gamble or prostitute?" Meng Fei asked.

Wukong scratched his monkey fur and said: "Don't hide it from the real person, I didn't realize the importance of learning at that time, and now I regret it: on the way to learn scriptures in the west, there is plenty of spare time, if you spend some time on learning, after learning scriptures in the west, you will come back to take an academic degree and professional title or something so that you won't be so angry now!"

It's too late to regret it now!

Meng Fei said: "It's not too late to start studying. ”

"Oh, just in time?" asked Goku.

Meng Fei asked, "It's never too late to start learning!"

"I want to take a professional title, preferably a senior title, so that there is more room for choice in doing things in Heavenly Court. I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, retirement with a title can be delayed for a few years, and my income is guaranteed. Huaguo Mountain is short of money!" said Wukong.

Meng Fei asked, "Are you still thinking about your Huaguo Mountain?"

"That's my home, I can't forget my roots!" Sun Wukong said.

"Huaguoshan's expenses are too large, and I want to get a senior title, so that I can delay retirement for a few years, and my income will not be reduced because of early retirement, so that the expenditure pressure will be much less. Goku said.

Meng Fei couldn't help but sigh and asked, "You are a god who has made contributions to the Heavenly Court Divine Realm, and in the matter of delaying retirement, Heavenly Court does not consider your contributions at all?"

"Times are different, and who still looks at whether you have contributed in the past. Besides, the current supervisors are all young gods, who hold the leadership power, and have overturned the previous practice of seniority, and now pay attention to academic qualifications and professional titles. Goku said in a shrill voice.

Meng Fei asked, "Your voice is still like this, it hasn't changed over the years?"

"Can't change it!" said Goku.

Wukong smiled: "Besides, it's not easy for immortals to do it now!"

"It's not easy to do any kind of work now, the main thing is that it is required to be standardized, everything has to be done according to the norms, this normative freedom is gone, the paste can't be messed around, and the tension of the work is coming immediately!" Meng Fei said with a smile.

Wukong said: "So, my grandson is now ready to keep up with the times and take a senior title." ”

"Now there are discounts for middle and senior titles in many units?" Meng Fei asked.

"Intermediate titles and above not only raise salaries, but also the retirement age can be delayed, you can also see, my burden is very heavy!

Meng Fei knew that behind the school was Huaguo Mountain, and there were macaques all over the mountain, how many mouths to eat, and the cost of maintaining a Huaguo Mountain with Wukong's income was enough!

Meng Fei asked, "What kind of job title do you plan to take?"

Wukong smiled and said, "I haven't thought about it yet, real person, what kind of job title do you think I can take?"

"What kind of work have you done before?" Meng Fei asked.

"My grandson has taken care of the queen mother's peach orchard, and knows some work to fertilize and prune fruit trees!"

Meng Fei smiled and asked, "As far as I know, you have also raised Pegasus, and the horses are fat and strong by you!"

"A real person has a good memory, I have raised horses and been a Bi Ma Wen for a while!" said Wukong.

Meng Fei said: "I know that you have experience in gardening and other aspects, and you can test a professional title in this area based on your own strengths?"

"That's what I thought too!" said Goku.

Meng Fei saw a large pile of information in Sun Wukong's hand, and asked, "What information do you have in your hand?"

Wukong said: "My grandson almost forgot, these are the subject introductions and exam papers of the Heavenly Court Professional Title Examination in recent years, and they are also the purpose of my coming to find real people!"

Meng Fei carefully looked at the types of Heavenly Court's professional title exams, and wanted to choose a suitable subject for Sun Wukong's professional title exam.

Seeing that there is a senior horticultural engineer in Heavenly Court, this title exam is very suitable for Sun Wukong, and judging from the past exam papers, the content of the exam is simple, and it is estimated that only the junior high school level in the mortal world can easily pass the exam.

"Zhenren, what advice do you have for my grandson?" Wukong asked urgingly.

Meng Fei said: "You are suitable for the senior horticultural engineer exam. ”

"A real person promised me to help me review?" asked Goku.

Since he chose the subject of the title exam for him, a good person will do it to the end and help him pass the exam, right?

Meng Fei said, "Yes, but you have to study for the exam according to my arrangement?"

It is said that Sun Wukong has a special temper, so he first made an appointment with him for three chapters.

"Okay!" Goku agreed.

Seeing that the time was not early, Meng Fei said: "How to review, let's find another time to discuss, there is nothing else, I'm leaving?"

"I'll scan your WeChat!" Wukong swept Meng Fei's WeChat and left.

On the way home, Meng Fei received a WeChat message from Sun Wukong: Real person, thank you sincerely!

The words of the pop song, this monkey monster is fashionable!

Don't think about it, little things, Meng Fei back.

Sun Wukong had an embarrassed expression: I never owe others love, and I definitely can't owe you.

Small things are not enough to worry about! Meng Fei had a smiling expression.

Sun Wukong: Real person, I think we are destined to send you a red envelope?

As soon as Meng Fei wanted to refuse, he saw a flash of golden light on his mobile phone, and a big red envelope was waiting for him to collect it.

What kind of red envelope? Meng Fei point: Received.

When I opened the red envelope, I saw that there were two more golden monkey hairs in the locker.

What's the use of that?

Is it like the description in the movie, saying to the monkey hair: change, you can think of it as you want to become what you want?

When I was questioning what the use of these two monkey hairs was, Sun Wukong came to WeChat: A little meaning, please accept it.

How to use this monkey hair?" Meng Fei asked.

Monkey King: Do whatever you want!

Meng Fei took one out of his hand and pondered.

Xiao Wei smiled and said to Monkey Fur, "Become a big horse," and sure enough, there was a tall horse in front of him.

"Get on the horse?" Xiao Wei said and got on the horse, Meng Fei thought he was on the horse too, right?

Xiao Wei snuggled up to Meng Fei's body, "Go home!" she said, and the horse walked in the direction of home.

This is very good, not driving saves gas costs, and does not take a car to save transportation costs.

It's just that Xiaowei can't bear to rely on herself when she has time.

Nima, she's so tall, and you still dislike Xiaowei?