Chapter 8 The ability to bend and stretch the husband
Zhang Yu has always wondered if he has come to the fake Three Kingdoms, or to a different Three Kingdoms in the parallel world. Because too many people and things are different from the Three Kingdoms in his impression.
For example, Liao Hua, the Yellow Turban general, such as the death of Ding Yuan, and Lu Bu Fengxian, who is now yelling at the air, is full of anger and has nowhere to vent.
Zhang Yu, who lives in Lu Bu's mansion, naturally knows the truth about Ding Yuan's death, naturally knows the recent grievances suffered by Lu Bu, and naturally knows that Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo do not share the same sky, and also knows that Lu Bu is not as mercenary as in history, and the three families are slaves, but it is true that he has courage and no strategy.
Counting the time, he has lived here for four months, from late summer to early winter, from fear to obedience, the son of heaven of the Han Dynasty has also changed from Liu Wei to Liu Xie, and the military horses of Luoyang City have also changed their surname from Liu to Dong, and they have not seen their mothers for four months, and Yu misses them very much.
When he sighed, a girl was killed in the corridor, with her teeth and claws, looking like she was going to eat people, and shouted "Xiao Yuzi, come out for me, don't hide!" "Naturally, it is the daughter of Lu Bu who was deceived by Zhang Yu, Xiao Ling'er. Zhang Yu's face was ugly, and he couldn't take care of the dignity of a twenty-year-old man, he ran away, with words in his mouth, good men don't fight with women, and gentlemen don't use their mouths.
It's no wonder that Zhang Yu is weak, it's all because of this girl is too powerful, and she got into trouble with Xiao Ling'er for the first time, Zhang Yu thought, anyway, I also studied martial arts with Brother Liao Hua for two years, and it was not easy to deal with a little girl, and I confronted Xiao Ling'er with an arrogant face, but as a result, I was beaten by Xiao Ling'er to doubt my life, and I had no power to fight back. I, am I so weak, I can't even beat a little girl, it's not scientific!
Once fine, twice, three times... Zhang Yu lost badly. Since then, all the dignity of a man has been left behind by Zhang Yu, and when he met the angry Xiao Ling'er, one word, run. In Lu Bu's mansion, there has been a pair of chasing little children since then, which can be regarded as adding a little lively atmosphere to the mansion.
"Zhang Yu, don't run, stop me!!"
Hum! Listen to your ghost.,Little brother, I slipped away.,Running forward with my head covered.,Left,Right,Enter the door.,Turn the corner.。。。 Hey, finally got rid of her. Zhang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, but looking at the surrounding environment, Zhang Yu wondered, huh? What is this place, and why haven't you been here before?
After taking two steps, Lu Bu's voice suddenly came from the room next to him, it turned out that this was Lu Bu's private territory, a place for military preparation.
"No one can think of a way for Lao Tzu to clear my name! A bunch of rubbish, rubbish, tell you to read more books, grow your knowledge, but you don't listen, you just don't listen! Hey, I'm Lu Bu I's famous! ”
When Zhang Yu heard this, he almost didn't laugh, didn't you read yourself, and blamed others, it was really fifty steps, not a hundred steps and a hundred steps.
Zhang Yu was about to leave secretly, but accidentally stumbled and almost fell, knocking down an object and making a few noises.
"Who's outside the house!"
It's not a put, this can also be heard, you have a good ear! Hurry up!
Before he could run two steps, Zhang Yu found that his feet were off the ground and he was lifted in the air.
"Yo roar, it turned out to be you little ghost, what's the matter, there's nowhere to jump, come to me to make trouble."
Zhang Yu struggled to land, but found that it was in vain, "No, no, I'm lost, I'm lost, I'll go, trouble me to let me down"
"Hmph, you can be fascinated by being lost, could it be that you are actually Dong Zhuo's spy and came here to make trouble?" Recently, Lu Bu's mind has been full of Dong Zhuo's affairs, and this ridiculous idea has come out.
Please, little brother, I'm only eight years old now, and I'm only nine years old even if I'm a virtual age, is there such a small spy!
Zhang Yu is bitter in his heart, but this Lu Bu is also miserable, his reputation is completely ruined, and he can't take revenge, so he can only do it here in a hurry.
After thinking about it for a while, let's help him, after all, he lives here now.
"Actually, I'm here to give advice!!"
"Yo Yo Yo, don't be ashamed to say it, just a little kid of you, you still know how to make suggestions, go back to play in the mud you" Lu Bu heard this, laughed, and put it down casually, Zhang Yu's feet fell to the ground, one stumbled, and almost didn't stand firm.
"Hmph, believe it or not, it's up to you whether you want to avenge General Ding or not!"
Hearing the revenge, Lu Bu was not calm. "Imp, revenge? How easy it is to say, there are always five hundred elite flying bear army guards next to Dong Zhuo, all of them are Deadpool, not ordinary soldiers can compare, at first I didn't know the strength of the flying bear army, sneaked into Dong Zhuo's mansion, but was discovered by the guards, ten is easy to deal with, but that is hundreds of people, and all are elite, I have no war horses, so I have to fight to the death, struggle to break through, only to escape from the battle, since then, Dong Zhuo's vigilance has been more strict. I also want to kill Dong Zhuo。。。。。 But... Hey"
Speaking of the heart, Lu Bu clenched his fists hard and gritted his teeth, as if the anger in his heart was about to explode.
Zhang Yu is also helpless, Lu Bu is really a martial artist with no brains, Dong Zhuo is such a big official, without one hundred and eighty guards by his side, he has long not known where he died.
Glancing at Lu Bu, Zhang Yu spoke, "I said, are you giving up your reputation for revenge?" ”
"Huh?" Looking at Zhang Yu with a serious face, Lu Bu felt a little funny, "I don't have a reputation now, why give up?!" ”
"Well, if the general doesn't plan it, he will do it."
"Will it be calculated?!" Lu Bu looked at the little kid in front of him with a surprised face, he seemed to be very serious, as if he wasn't joking, "How to plan the law, let's listen to it." ”
"It's just that you followed the rumors and put it into Dong Zhuo's account...
"Ridiculous, Dong Zhuo has no son of heaven, rampant in the government and the opposition, the people of the world, he is punished by it, and he is my great enemy, he wants me to put it into his account, unless this big man perishes!"
This Lu Bu is also straightforward, and he can say such things as the demise of the Han Dynasty, if he is heard by others, he will directly denounce and announce the death penalty, but this Han is already in the twilight, and it is almost over.
"General, listen to me, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, the general has ever heard of the code of lying on the salary and tasting courage, and wants you to take refuge, of course, it is not really to take refuge, but to pretend to surrender to the enemy, temporarily calm Dong Zhuo's heart, gain Dong Zhuo's trust, and naturally find an opportunity to start."
"Dong Zhuo's relationship with me, he will trust me, don't joke anymore!" Lu Bu shook his head.
"General, you have no other way, Dong Zhuo's power is huge, and he is invincible!"
"But he won't trust me!"
"Time brings events, time changes people's minds, time brings answers. General, think about it, for your revenge, and for your wife and daughter. After speaking, he left without looking back, and when he came back to his senses, Zhang Yu found that he was shocked into a cold sweat, and his heart was still pounding. I actually talked to Lu Bu like this just now, if he is unhappy, I will not be separated from my mother's yin and yang. Pay attention next time, don't talk nonsense, it's important to save your life.
"A good student to think about."
Lu Bu seemed to be thinking about something, looking at the back of Zhang Yu leaving, as if the person was not an eight or nine-year-old child, but a wise young man in his early twenties.
"General!"
The shouts of his subordinates interrupted Lu Bu's thoughts.
Hmph, I, Lu Butian, am not afraid. The land is not afraid, reputation is something.
What a big husband can bend and stretch! A good one will be calculated. I tried it, I had to think about it, and I wanted to do it next.
"General, are you alright, why are you alone here?" Seeing that Lu Bu was silent for a long time, the general was puzzled.
"It's okay, what can I do, it's just that we're not even as good as a child, it's ridiculous." Lu Bu shook his head and walked straight into the house, leaving behind the confused general, what is wrong with the general, the gods are chattering.
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On this day, Yan took his two children out on the street to play, but he heard a person on the corner of the street,
"Hey, have you heard, then Lu Bu really took refuge in Dong Zhuo and recognized the thief as his father!"
"Oh?! How do you know? ”
"I have a relative who works in Dong Zhuo's mansion, and he saw Lu Bu worship Dong Zhuo with his own eyes!"
"Really?"
"It's true!"
Hearing this, Yan shook his head and didn't say a word, and Xiao Ling'er also fiddled with the doll in her hand and didn't seem to hear it.
When Zhang Yu heard this, he knew that Lu Bu had already made a plan, and he couldn't help but be in awe of Lu Bu, he could bend and stretch, Lu Bu is really the husband of the world!