Chapter 52: The humorous Xie Jiu's shoes
"Don't like to be an official?"
After going home, biting the tip of the pen, sitting in the study in a daze, Xie Jiu came in, sat opposite him, held his chin in his hand, and asked Wei Yan. Wei Yan shook his head and said, "It's not that I don't like it, but I'm not good at it." This is different from our time, if you fail, as long as you don't commit too many crimes, in addition to the loss of rights, your life can be saved, Datang, no. If it fails, the whole family is doomed! We are people who have died once, cherish life, do our job first, let's continue the promising profession of doctor first. Besides, I like the feeling that others owe me, and I don't want to quantify everything, cash it out, and it's useful to remember it. ”
Xie Jiu frowned slightly, staring at Wei Yan's gaze, which made him uncomfortable: "What's the matter...... What's wrong? What did I say wrong? Or do you have a different opinion? What's that...... Let's discuss, bully people with momentum! ”
Xie Jiu couldn't help but smile, glanced at him, and said, "It's nothing, I just think you're quite insidious, why didn't anyone find out before?" ”
This guy looked embarrassed, scratched his head, and said: "We like the way to boil frogs in warm water, in fact, we are honest people." ”
"Cut, it's strange to believe you."
The beauty snorted, and Wei Yan was dumbfounded: "What's that...... Beauty can't say cut! ”
The beautiful sister smiled and asked, "Am I still a beauty now?" ”
This question is a matter of principle, and it is absolutely necessary to answer without hesitation and sincerely: "Of course!" It's so beautiful, it's miserable, and it's a disaster for the country and the people! ”
The beautiful sister frowned: "What messy adjectives?" Are you describing me as beautiful? ”
Wei Yan patted his chest and was very serious: "This must not be doubted, our red heart is blazing." ”
When the beauty heard the music, her smile was a little cunning, she waved her hand, and said, "Since she is still a beauty, it doesn't matter if I say it." ”
Wei Yan: "...... Sister, I'm going to throw myself at you. ”
This sister turned out to be a hidden master, look at this circle, admire and admire. That's it, look at her little pride, for the sake of being so cute, let's open up the net and don't care.
After holding it at home for two days, this guy finally took out a copy again, except that it was relatively clear in order, but there was no trace of literary brilliance at all.
The format of the excerpt is no different from the general report, which comprehensively and elaborately expounds the importance of the doctor and his professionalism from the perspective of Wei Yan himself, from the social reality and demand of Datang. In agriculture, this guy is a layman, it's okay to talk about what he knows, he really wants him to be in charge, this guy is conscious, to the extent that he has half a bottle of water, he can't make a mistake one day, this guy thinks that he should pretend to be deep and maintain a sense of mystery.
After expounding these, this guy began to summarize and sublimate, from the perspective of how the husband serves the country, in terms of agriculture, what he can do, what he knows, all said and done, can be successful and retired, at this time, it is time to turn back to his profession - doctor, this guy wants to light himself, illuminate others, and contribute his own light and heat to the development of medicine in Datang.
Wei Yan wrote about 6,000 words, in the past, in modern times, this is probably the number of words required by the general report, this guy is used to it, a little bit of a while and a half can't change, unconsciously, conceived things, write out, no more, no less, just about 6000 words. After writing this, I sighed with emotion the greatness of the habit and the persecution of the report style in modern times, often studying, what feelings I want you to write a report, to make a summary, to see, how much psychological trauma has been caused to him, he has come to Datang, and he is still unconsciously following it.
The first reader of this report was Xie Jiu. My sister said that the matter was very important, so she helped to take a look and take a closer look. Wei Yan agreed, very obediently handed in, this sister is also very postureful, very serious, very serious to read it again, and even let the younger brother Zhao make a plate of cinnabar, grind it into ink, and dip it with a quill pen, just like the Chinese teacher corrects the student's composition, and seriously gives the annotation: this article is novel, emotional, emotional, logical, more convincing, is a very successful report, it is expected, it should be able to convince people who have read this article, however, there are still shortcomings that cannot be ignored, It is recommended to strengthen the practice and writing of traditional Chinese characters, familiarize yourself with fonts and strokes as soon as possible, and reduce typos.
Looking at the red circles on the rice paper, Wei Yan had a crazy impulse, his face was red, the hand holding the paper was shaking, his teeth were creaking, and he was so frightened that he was sent back to the "composition" by Xie Jiu's order.
After a long time, a roar erupted in the study: "...... Xie Jiu, you ruined my report, hurry up and help me copy it again, more than 6,000 words, I don't want to copy it again! ”
rushed in like a locomotive, the other sister was very dignified and casual, looked at Wei Yan for a long time, and said with very kind care: "...... Do you really want me to copy it? ”
"Of course! Do you think quills are good to use? Do you think it's easy to write six thousand words? Do you think this is a first-time draft? This is what I copied again after I wrote it, sister, this is the finished product of our blood and tears, and it was all ruined by you! ”
A man wanted to cry without tears. But the other sister's face was still innocent, and she persuaded very seriously: "But you really have a few typos, this is something to show Your Majesty, you can't make mistakes, I'll help you point it out and let you correct your mistakes!" ”
“…… Hurry up and copy it! Don't copy ...... I'll die for you! Let you be a widow! ”
After thinking about it, he said a threat that he thought he was very confident. Xie Jiu pursed his lips and smiled, took the report, smiled, looked relaxed, and asked Wei Yan: "Are you angry?" Sad? ”
Wei Yan showed a smile that was not a smile, and grinned with bared teeth: "Don't be angry!" Don't be sad! I just want to use a knife to cut people, I want to do humane destruction! ”
This sister pursed her lips and smiled again, grinned, took out a stack of papers, and with an expression and tone of invitation, she offered treasures: "Look, what is this?" ”
Wei Yan took a look, Juanxiu's handwriting, familiar content, Xie Jiu had already helped him re-copy it, correcting some mistakes, Wei Yan was stunned, a little confused, pointed to the "original manuscript" on the side, and asked, "That...... What does that mean? ”
Xie Jiu was very happy, smiling sweetly, with a little pride, and said very softly: "It's just a little joke, it's fun, right?" Hahaha, I'm so humorous! ”
“……”
Wei Yan gasped, almost turned his back on his breath, stretched out his hand tremblingly, grabbed Xie Jiu's shoulder, and said seriously: "Sister, there is a saying that serious women are the most beautiful, I think, let's continue to be the most beautiful woman This promising profession, humor or something, just leave it to me to perform." ”
(Writing this paragraph, I think of a cute person who took the speech I gave to myself as a literary change!) Hey hey)