Tu murmured to Meng Chi and said, "Isn't this person driving the clouds?" ”

Meng Chi said: "Lord of the cave, this is really an immortal, don't offend." "The implication is that if you arrest someone else, let them go.

While the two were talking, I weighed a basket of big peaches in the vegetable and fruit store in Thirty Mile Town, bought a few cases of beer, and then returned to Panlong Cave.

The people in the Panlong Cave began to become unquiet, and some even wanted to bow down and worship me, but because of the fact that Tu Mu was there, they didn't dare to move, but they were all scared stupid.

I pointed to a basket of peaches on the ground and said: "I went to the peach orchard, the queen mother sent a basket of peaches, she said that Taishang Laojun had been alchemy in the Panlong Cave, and asked me if the Panlong Cave was still there now, who was in the Panlong Cave, and I answered truthfully one by one." ”

Tu Mu is a snake player, he half-believed my words, but a person suddenly disappeared in the cave, and suddenly appeared in the cave, and a basket of big peaches appeared out of thin air, this must not be believed, "Xia Gongzi, please take a seat, since he is a Dao immortal, I am fortunate to meet Meng Chi today, and I hope to teach me a lot." ”

"People who travel in the clouds, don't dare to teach, do whatever they want, today I travel to Panlong Cave, I want to get drunk."

"Okay, okay, you can drink today, come, brothers, you can drink today!" Tu muttered loudly.

Even if the Panlong Snake Door Feast began, people dressed in strange costumes walked in with plates and pots of dishes, and put them on the table one by one, and then four more people came carrying a large tripod, the bottom of the tripod is square and flat-bottomed, there are nine tripod feet, and there is an iron cover on it, I don't see what the dish is, but I have already guessed that it is the famous Panlong dish, a big python full of insects!

In front of each of them there was a jar, which looked like soup.

Tu Mu stretched out his slender arm and gestured enthusiastically: "Cook!" ”

The waiter took away the covered things one by one, this scene, almost made me vomit, the large and small plates, in addition to the snake is the worm, the middle of the big ding, really scared me enough, a big python coiled in the ding, when the lid was opened, the heat rose, the head of the big python was facing me, as if it was still alive, and the python's abdomen seemed to be wriggling.

"It's alive." I pointed to the python and said.

Tu laughed, revealing his thin and sharp teeth, "Young Master Xia, can there be such a thing in the sky?" ”

I shook my head and said no.

"This is the dragon meat in the world, when I entertain you today, it is a dragon python, the meat is delicious, rare in the world, come on, please!" Tu Mo used a knife to cut a piece of the python's body, including the belt meat, and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

Meng Chi said to me: "Its body is wriggling, because the python was fed a non-venomous snake before entering the pot, this snake can temporarily withstand high temperatures, so after the pot, although the python is dead, the snake in the body is still alive, so it looks like it is wriggling." ”

There were also a few monkey heads on the table, which seemed to have been freshly slaughtered, and the monkey's eyes were still open, and two lines of tears could be seen.

"Aha, this monkey brain should be eaten while it is hot, Xia Gongzi, please!" Tu muttered and opened the lid of the monkey's head, it turned out that the monkey's head was cut open and covered again, and the cover of the brain was removed when eating.

The monkey's brain seemed to be still beating, and the blood was clearly visible, exactly like the human brain, and it was still steaming. Tu Mu stabbed the monkey's brain with a knife, and the monkey suddenly let out a heart-rending cry, Tu Mu didn't care at all, and took a piece and put it in his mouth, "Hmm...... Legend has it that somewhere in the world there is something called a snake monkey, which is the product of a snake and a monkey, the body of the snake, the head of the monkey, if you are lucky enough to taste it, it is really a blessing for three lives. ”

In modern times, eating monkey brains is generally a raw food, and a hole is opened in the middle of the table where monkey brains are eaten, and its size is just enough to fit into the monkey's head. When the monkey's head sticks out of the table, knock the live monkey's skull out of the hole, then pour hot oil on it, and dig out the brain marrow with a silver spoon, and it can be eaten. At this time, the monkey was not dead, and the sound of wailing was heartbreaking.

Tu muttered a mouth full of monkey brains, the sound of the monkey in front of him gradually weakened, that scream, let my heart tremble, to say which animal is the most cruel, I think it is none other than humans, said that carnivores eat other animals raw, but human eating methods can be regarded as terrifying, not only raw, but also fried and steamed animals, the cruelty of the practice, can not be described, otherwise many people began to raise the bar with me, saying that human beings are high-level animals, well, very advanced, you can see by eating methods, all kinds of tricks!

Meng Chi didn't touch the monkey, but reached out to a plate, which was fried black insect, and when Meng Chi took one and began to bite it, I realized that it was a scorpion.

After that, Meng Xuan used a spoon to dig a spoonful of something in a basin and put it in his mouth to chew, and I looked closely to realize that it was a pot of ants, things on the table, I think now I can only distinguish these two, and the rest of the things, there is a whole snake, and a whole toad or something, Tu muttered there and chewed a lot, and the people standing next to him swallowed saliva when they saw it.

"Young Master Xia, please!" Tu Mu pointed to the coiled dragon snake door feast on the table.

Meng Chi said: "Xia Gongzi is a vegetarian, right? Xianyou people don't eat meat. ”

"That's right." I picked up a peach and nibbled off a piece, looking at what was in front of me, I couldn't even eat the peach, and the peach in my hand seemed to be some kind of animal.

"Come, brothers, try the immortal wine, come, give the immortal wine to the brothers, and you have to drink enough for today's banquet in Panlong Cave." Tu said with a mushful mouth.

No matter how much the ancients drank, they couldn't withstand the wine I brought. Tu Mu also drank high, and Meng Chi also drank a lot.

When I had all of them down, I poured a hangover spirit on Meng Chi and shook him awake.

"Well, they're all down! Xia Gongzi ......" said with drunken eyes.

I made a quiet gesture, "Knock them all down, is Brother Mengqi familiar with Panlong Cave?" We hurried to rescue my companion. ”

"Familiar, when the Medicine King was here, his first generation of cave masters had not yet come to Panlong Cave, and my Medicine King had already painted Panlong Cave as a sketch, and I had already visited here a few times."

"But what if the cave is full of poisonous snakes?"

"This is easy to do, these poisonous snakes rely on this hat on their heads to identify, as long as you wear this hat, these poisonous snakes will treat you as a person from the Panlong Cave, and will not do anything to us, besides, I have lived in the jungle for a long time, mainly studying medicinal herbs, and I also know a lot about snakes, we can quickly go to find your companions."

Without further ado, Meng Chi and I hurriedly looked for Gou Er in the Panlong Cave, and those poisonous snakes really avoided the hats on my and Meng Chi's heads when they saw it. There are many forks in Panlong Cave, and some of them contain gold jewels, which they went down the mountain to rob, and prepared to use these gold jewels to recruit troops and rebel against the imperial court.