Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fragmented Again

"Actually, I also have a maternal uncle in my hometown, who is very good to me, but unfortunately I won't see him for many years, and it's not certain whether I can see him in the future......" was mentioned by Luo Youde, Hong Tao suddenly remembered his little uncle who was afraid of his daughter-in-law, and remembered the scene when he helped him fight around, how similar he was to this Luo Youde's nephew and uncle, and I don't know how well he is doing now, that Gao Yan can't grin at home. Then I naturally thought of my parents, grandparents, Han Xue sisters, and the women I liked and lived with, as well as the children of Hong Shan and Hong Jing...... As soon as this floodgate opened, it couldn't be stopped, and everything came to mind.

found a bosom friend, Luo Youde was not in a hurry to leave, and Hong Tao and Hong Tao, you and I said a word, you and I have a bowl, chatted and took a sip, and complained to each other. Not to mention that the wine is getting closer and closer, men are all wearing masks to live, and they refuse to take off their masks without a little medium, they always have to protect that face, even a shameless person like Hong Tao is still carefully protected.

But every day, there are times when you are tired, and there are times when you are annoyed, and with the wine thing, well, there is an excuse to indulge and relax. Taking off the mask properly and living for a while is also a kind of mental adjustment, although sometimes there will be some unexpected consequences, but it is difficult to say whether this matter is good or bad. For example, tonight, Hong Tao drank too much, and he actually drank too much of this kind of Song Dynasty rice wine that was the same as beer, and he really didn't agree to this if he didn't have a volume of six or seven liters.

Hong Tao drank too much, that is a consequence, fragments! He didn't remember anything about the rest of the day, but when he woke up the next day, he was already lying in the canopy, and the surroundings were quiet. He touched himself first, fortunately, it was different from before, there were many sleek women around him in the past, and this time he was still wearing clothes, and there was no one around. Then he lifted the rag curtain and looked out, fortunately, it was still in Zhenzhou Port, even if he didn't recognize the appearance here, he could recognize the smell of these rows of boats, it was too smelly! No wonder there is an abalone, for a long time without smelling its smell of allusion, this Nima all kinds of salted fish, scallops, dried abalone taste is really enough, I can actually sleep here for a night, the sun to dry the buttocks before getting up, it can be seen that the stamina of the Song Dynasty rice wine is not small, but if it is weaker, it has to be woken up in the middle of the night.

"My lord, are you awake? Need to eat? Hearing movement in the canopy, a figure who had been sitting silently by the side of the boat turned his head, revealing a face full of yellow-red beard.

"Carl, my lord, I have to use the word for nobles, isn't it a waste to use me!" Karl was sitting on the bow of the boat just now and praying to the heavens, praying that he didn't hear the waves, probably because he would return to his home as soon as possible. Hearing the voice, he interrupted his prayer and returned to his usual docile appearance, and Hong Tao took his toothbrush and toothpaste out of his pocket as he disputed Carl's name for him.

"You are the leader of a tribe, and you have so many ships, if you were a nobleman in the Holy Roman Empire, you would have your own domain, and you would be canonized by the king, and maybe the pope would too. Knights can only salute the nobles, and they can only serve the nobles......" It seems that Carl does not intend to change, and his theory has some basis.

"You are self-defeating, you don't have to worry about how to explain to those nobles after you return to your own country, and when you can go back, you will be richer than them. I wouldn't say that you were captured as a slave to a ship, but you could say that you were forced to wander east after falling overboard, and then became a nobleman in the mysterious East. It's not a shame, it's supposed to be your glory, and what you've seen and heard in the East alone is enough for you to talk to a hundred noble ladies at a court ball for a hundred days, isn't it? Hong Tao understood Carl's thoughts, and after he got rid of his slave status, he had the hope of returning to his hometown, so he had to convince himself psychologically that he was not a slave, but a knight. A person like him, who is alone in a foreign land, will have a hard time if he doesn't have some ideological sustenance.

"But last night you got drunk with that gentleman, saying that you were going to fight the Tatars, and asked me how much money I would give the Pope to hire the Crusaders and the Three Knights to launch another crusade." Carl was not worried about going home, but about the war. As a prisoner, he was probably reluctant to go to war again, especially if the reason for this kind of war was not clear.

"Poof......" Hong Tao was rinsing his mouth with a mouthful of bitter seawater, and when he heard Carl's words, half of the seawater squirted out, and the other half swallowed with toothpaste. After breaking the film himself, he talked nonsense again! Hong Tao is most worried about this, this broken mouth is not very obedient when the brain is awake, once it loses the control of the brain, he may not be able to say some.

"What else did I say? Tell me, don't miss a word! Hong Tao was not calm, and his expression became very serious.

"You also said that you want to try the taste of the imperial empress, I don't think this suggestion is appropriate, she is in her 50s, obviously not suitable for you, I think the queen of Byzantium should be more suitable." Karl looked left and right like a thief, and then leaned over to Hong Tao's side, biting Hong Tao's ear and whispering.

"Stay away from me! Why don't you use your toothbrush? After that, take a shower and brush your teeth twice a day, and if you can't do it, I'll drown you in the sea in a while! Hong Tao pushed Karl away, he took a bath quite consciously, but he always forgot about brushing his teeth, don't European nobles brush their teeth?

"Obey......" Karl also took out a small wooden stick from his own pocket, and then took out a small wooden box.

Did the Song Dynasty have toothbrushes? Yes, not only toothbrushes but also toothpaste, not salt powder, but serious toothpaste, except for not being able to make a mouthful of white foam, the taste and function are good. They are already very common, and they are sold in small places like Zhenzhou, and they are divided into high and low grades. The high-end toothbrush is very beautifully carved, the material ranges from hardwood to ivory, and two rows of short ponytail tips will be planted very cleverly at one end, not called a toothbrush, but a toothbrusher.

Toothpaste, more particular, is made of all-natural raw materials without any additives, high-grade agarwood, sandalwood, musk, borneol and a bunch of Chinese medicinal materials, all ground into powder, and then stirred into a paste with honey, after using up, the mouth is full of fragrance, swallowed it, it is okay, it should be eaten gunpowder. The low-grade is a gel made by mashing a tree branch, mixed with ginger juice and green salt.

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