The ash swirled in the air, and it spun faster and faster, and the temperature in the house seemed to drop suddenly. I don't know if it was my stress reaction, or because it was really cold, my body was a little shivering, and my brain began to shut down, and it was blank.

Suddenly, there was a thud, and the jar on the table exploded, and shards splashed around with the disgusting liquid.

As soon as I exerted my legs, I kicked backwards hard, and the person jumped upside down on the couch. As a result, the force was too violent, the amplitude of the upper body was too large, and the back of the head hit the wall, only to feel that the eyes were black, and the ears were buzzing non-stop.

I dodged quickly, and the adrenaline-dominated body reaction was exerted to the extreme, but it was still not as fast as the earthen altar fragments, and my body was splashed a lot, and my hands didn't have time to protect my face, so I could only subconsciously turn my face sideways and close my eyes tightly to prevent phase breaking.

Everything happened in the blink of an eye, and the moment I closed my eyes, fear swept through my entire mind.

Damn, it's going to be folded here? How should I report it on the news? The young guy rented out a homemade biogas jar in a house, blew himself up, and the didn't blink his eyes?

No, the world is big, and Lao Tzu is the biggest. Although I have been timid since I was a child, or to put it more pretly, I am sorry for my life. Now I didn't dare to sit on the kind of pleasant goat rocking chair at the door of the supermarket, for fear that something would break down and let my generation of talents go early, but it's a pity that all mankind.

But I was still a tendon shaft, my childhood personality was unsound, selfish and violent, and after a short period of fear, the anger in my heart spurted out of my nose.

Fucking big deal, the fish is dead, the net is broken, Lao Tzu is also a ghost when he dies, see if you are embarrassed or not.

Anger rises from the heart, and evil grows to the guts. "You're paralyzed!" I slammed my left hand against the wall, my eyes wide open, and my right leg strained to kick the table over.

It's just that the rat can't kill the cat. I didn't flip the table over, I just lifted it up a little and moved forward a little. Because I was too strong and committed a kung fu taboo, my center of gravity was unstable, so I couldn't fall off the sofa.

Regardless of the gaffe, I jumped to the ground, gritted my teeth and looked hideous, kicking away the paper ashes that were still spinning, and my mouth kept greeting everyone in the female ghost's house.

I was so angry that the swirling paper ash was kicked away and then lost its movement, but I didn't stop, and my right foot kept stomping on the ground.

After about a minute of stomping, I was already out of breath and the soles of my feet were numb. At this moment the room fell back to peace, as if everything in front of me was just a conjecture in my head.

The anger came and went as fast as I could, and I slowly calmed down, my body still shaking from excessive tension.

I forcibly suppressed the chaotic thoughts in my heart, and after taking two breaths, I recited the Purifying Heart Mantra and the Body Purifying Mantra aloud, trying to keep myself from being too impulsive, after all, people are ghosts, and I can't turn my head to do it.

At this time, I couldn't recite it silently, so I recited the incantation out loud, and at the same time, my feet were not idle, and I walked according to the Big Dipper.

After reciting the incantation, I took out two Beidou exorcism talismans and lit them, regretting in my heart that I didn't prepare a few more ruthless talismans.

"The emperor gave birth to me, and the emperor carried me. Thunder and me, Asgard stands. Calling on the sun and the moon to master the stars...... "I was angry with the dantian, pinching the five thunder fingers with both hands and drinking and beating, and reciting the eighty-six ghost mantras of the heavenly chapter in my mouth.

At this time, I really belong to the outside powerhouse, after all, things are really a bit unexpected to me so far. I thought that I would try to be over-the-top first, and say something nice, but I never thought that this old lady was also a stubborn temper, and she would do it if she didn't agree with her. It's also to blame me for not growing enough fresh meat, and people don't hide it at all.

I don't have a magic weapon in my hand, and there are a lot of tossing and turning back and forth to pinch the mantra, but the result is getting worse and worse, and at this moment I am chanting the mantra in my mouth, but my heart is getting more and more bottomless, and I am ready to do it but run away first.

So far, most of the incantations I have recited are from the eight great divine mantras, except for the trembling ghost mantra and the eighty-six ghost mantras of this heavenly chapter. In Taoism and folk magic, talismans, spells, hand tricks, and footwork are basically inseparable. Drawing talismans only knows that drawing methods are not good without formulas, and in the same way, this spell must also be accompanied by tricks and footwork.

The trembling ghost spell and the eighty-six terrifying ghost spells of the Heavenly Chapter are all from the Taishang Three Cave Divine Spells. Among them, I used this demon charm in the most suspicious ghost experience I have ever had, and it worked very well at the time. However, for that reason, because I am not a real Taoist priest, but a charlatan, I have not been taught by the master, so I know the spells of these two mantras, but I don't know the formula, and I can only use the general mantra to make up, so the effect is naturally greatly reduced.

The eighty-six ghost mantras in Tianzhang are much longer than the other spells in the front, and it is estimated that there are one or two hundred words, plus I am not speaking fast at the moment, yin and yang are weird, and at least a minute has passed when the spell is recited.

I looked over the table, and only one stick of incense was still burning alone, and the other three had long since burned out. Paper ash was scattered everywhere in the room, and there was no movement.

I stood still, overwhelmed, "Done?" I don't know if this is asking myself or trying to test the female ghost.

For a long time, there was no movement at all. The feeling of fear gradually swelled up, and I raised my hand to myself with a mouth, "Kick a ball." ”

I touched my body casually, and I was glad that the explosion in front of me was just thunder and rain, and the clay jar couldn't be used as a hand after all, basically there were no scars, but some liquid was splashed on the body, one on the left and one on the right, and I couldn't care about it so much at the moment.

Hard-headed, I took out the compass again and looked at it. Maybe the evil law has been broken, the female ghost has gone, and the needle of the compass no longer changes around the jar and the puppet, I breathed a sigh of relief, went to the toilet to look in the mirror, washed my face, and prepared to go out to find Manager Liang first.

I walked out of the room and down the stairs to the first floor, where I saw the grandson leaning against the wall and smoking.

Seeing me coming, Manager Liang immediately straightened up and greeted me, "Master, master, it's all done?" Xu didn't notice my embarrassed appearance, and his words were full of excitement.

I nodded, "It's a good magic spell, and the things it attracts are not good, but now we still need to observe, you and I will stay in the room tonight to see the situation, you will go get some wine and food, I'm a little hungry." ”

The matter was inexplicably over just now, and now I need to make sure that it doesn't happen again, and I'm going to let Manager Liang and I guard it tonight.

After saying that, in order to pretend to be forced, I didn't plan to take care of his reaction, turned around and went back to the dormitory on the fourth floor.

What surprised me was that after such a back and forth, many people popped out of the corridor, chirping, probably to see the lively workers. The front door was open, and I scolded and sang, with a big voice, which ignited everyone's gossip and entertainment.

Walking to the door, I turned around, glanced at everyone first, and found that Xiao Yang Xiaozhang was also among them at this time. After a slight groan, he waved his hand and said, "It's all gone, it's not all lively." After that, ignoring the people behind him, he turned around and entered the house, and closed the door.

I didn't feel it when I was in the house just now, but now I suddenly came in from outside, looking at the stubble and paper ashes scattered everywhere, and I couldn't help but admire the big battle just now. Although I felt awkward in my heart, I didn't care about cleaning up, I sat on the sofa, and suddenly relaxed after being nervous, and felt that nothing was quite right.

The waiting time seems to be extraordinarily long, I played with my mobile phone, to entertain my mind, and I still thought that I don't know if the mobile phone has a signal in the situation just now, and this female ghost doesn't know how to pinch the lamp for me, if this is a novel movie, it must be a black light and no signal.

I didn't expect that I, a real warlock, would have to refer to the plot of the story.

About half an hour later, Manager Liang came back with beer and cooked food, still panting, probably trotting all the way back.

"It's a little bit of a look, it's good, it's good, it's teachable. ”

Manager Liang is older than me, but I have been putting up a score, and if outsiders who don't understand it read it, they must think it's funny.

I opened a can of beer, tons and tons, wiped my mouth, and Erlang's legs were cocked, so that Manager Zhaoliang cleaned the room a little.

"If nothing I expected, there shouldn't be anything more tonight. But before we collided with the evil martial arts, you were scared again, the yang fire is unstable, although you have not been entangled by the female ghost, but you have also been contaminated with evil energy, I don't believe you go to the mirror to take a look at the dead man. ”

What I said was pure nonsense, because this kid left me and ran away, and more than once, my retributive personality certainly couldn't make him feel better.

As soon as the words came out, Manager Liang's legs were weak, and he was about to kneel down for me.

I hurriedly stopped: "Stop, you don't look at the days, this is still early before the end of the year, what a big gift to me, and I don't have your shameful offspring." ”

Maybe it's the rebirth after the catastrophe and the strength of the wine, the more I talk about it, the less slippery it becomes.

Manager Liang didn't dare to have any second thoughts at this time, wiped his face exaggeratedly, and said in a loud voice: "Master, I was wrong, but how can I have seen such a scene, and how can I be as calm as you, master, you have to help me!"

This kid's kung fu is not much better than mine, and he can't miss the sentence or two of poverty at any juncture.

I didn't rush to talk, leaned back, and relaxed on the sofa, my right hand was on the body, and my thumb was pinching and pinching the other knuckles.

You may have heard of pinching your fingers, this is not nonsense in novels, but it does exist, but there are many kinds of pinching fingers, in addition to the aforementioned, chanting mantras need to pinch fingers, and general divination also needs to be pinched.

But I'm just pretending to be pretty. Seeing me put on a posture, Manager Liang stood quietly opposite and looked at me, not daring to make a sound.

"It's not too serious, the talisman I gave you earlier is still on me, remember to bring it with you. ”

"Eh, okay, okay. ”

"What else is this......" I said, narrowing my eyes and making a gesture to count the votes.