167: The wind blows the grass and sees the mentally retarded
The so-called sky is vast and wild, and the wind blows the grass and sees low... See... See Intellectual Retardation?
The procession of 2,500 men marched on the waist-high vast prairie, and in the distance you could see a sparse collection of cattle of unknown breed grazing.
At the front of the team, Anluo was so excited that he jumped around the grassland like a dog on a rainy day.
Then, maybe it was because of an endocrine disorder or an acute epilepsy, in short, he stumbled, fell down with a wow, and when he got up, he saw that his face was covered with cow.
"I said, do you have a toilet paper face? Every time you wrestle, you can fall on the impartially and your face is all over the paste, I really can't learn your operation, Brother Anluo. ”
Looking at An Luo, who was covered in, Ming Tian's eyes were about to roll to his cheeks.
It has been a month since he set off from Yangke County, more than a thousand kilometers of road, all the way to the west, and Ming Tian feels that he has not received any self-redemption.
I hope someone can come and redeem the two corns on my feet recently, Han Han, aren't you a cheat?
Inner growth? emmmm, I have a beard but it has grown six centimeters, and of course, the beard has grown, and the Italian cannon is not idle.
Glancing at Xinzhu next to him, Ming Tian couldn't help but feel his heart beat a little faster.
It's coming, the day of virginity graduation is coming! Oh, Shet, I don't know how well my body's kidneys work? What was the reloading speed of the Italian gun?
There is an extreme sport that I have never tried before, but it is the one that I fear the most in my life.
That's a second shot!
But this kind of excitement is really itching, and the closer you get to the territory of the Di tribe, the more itchy, there is a feeling that the ugly son-in-law wants to see his in-laws... Yes, one of the purposes of going to the Di tribe was originally to meet the in-laws.
Maybe Xinzhu also has the same idea as me, since she entered the grassland, she has become more and more afraid to look at me.
Sometimes when I look at her occasionally, her snow-white face will be as red as a tomato, and her shy body will tremble, which makes me strongly wonder if someone is playing with the remote control.
Wait, why am I so weird?
In short, with the escort of the Yin family's army, grain, grass and water, as well as route reconnaissance, etc., all in place, Ming Tian did not encounter many obstacles in the month he went to the territory of the Di clan.
The green meadows, when you look at it, are relaxed, and until the horizon is a large area of forgiveness full of spring.
Except for the uncomfortable feeling of having two corns on his feet because of the long march, Ming Tianzhi has nothing to complain about.
Fifty kilometers further, you should be able to enter the territory of the Di clan, and Ming Tian also relaxed his vigilance.
Well, I don't think there will be any more trouble, right?
"Stop, don't move!!"
Just as Ming Tian was thinking this, suddenly, two or three hundred people came out of the grass.
Two or three hundred spears, facing Mingtian's two thousand five hundred people without fear, faced each other fearlessly.
I'll go, I just thought it should be fine, this fg works too quickly, right? Started to float before I plugged it in?
Ming Tian slapped himself on the face, and secretly sighed that his title of Flag Pulling King was ruined.
The Yin family army also reacted quickly, and almost at the same time, all of them drew their swords and entered a state of readiness.
I saw two or three hundred people, all of them strong and muscular, like a whole team of Mr. Bodybuilders collectively crossing, all of them were hideous, extremely vicious, and they made people have a spasm when they saw it.
Obviously, the brothers who suddenly emerged from the grass have been in ambush for a long time.
"Who are you? Dare to step into the territory of the Di tribe? ”
Recently, the frequency of downtime in the translation system has become higher and higher, so that the words of the strong man at the head have revealed a literary flavor in Ming Tian's ears.
This strong man is more than two meters tall, Ming Tian has a feeling in front of him that Guo Xiaosi is looking up at ordinary people, and there are three parallel big scars on his face, as if he was scratched by some animal, as for what it is, Ming Tian also made up for it.
On a dark and windy night, the strong man took off his protective gear, ready to release his human instincts, and in order to challenge the limits of creatures, he prepared... Suck the, but I didn't get it to be clawed by the cat.
"Ah, we are..."
"Nine Spiced Dragon? It's you? ”
Ming Tian was just about to negotiate, but An Luo, who had just fallen on his face next to him, rushed up.
Well? An acquaintance?
When Ming Tian heard this, he simply shut up.
The dialogue with Brother Gui is best given to Brother Gui.
What kind of broken surname is Jiuxiang? Do the Di people have this surname? Subtract the number of five spices, add dozens of three incense, add the name of the food at the end, and you can also find a large number of Chinese century-old brands.
Moreover, the nine-spiced dragon ...... How does the name remind me of a modern brand of spicy strips?
An Luo, who was covered with on his face, came up, and the man named Jiuxianglong, who was scared, almost didn't fall, and hurriedly put the spear against An Luo's neck.
"Who's the youkai? Get your name in! ”
Well, he's a shell.
An Luo's face is full of now, and I don't know what this guy thinks, but he hasn't wiped it yet, and only two eyeballs are left outside the pestle, and anyone will be startled. Could it be that you just like the warm touch of on your face?
This virtue, when several soldiers in the Yin family army on their side saw it, their faces turned into leek color with disgust, and they almost vomited.
"It's me, Anluo! You don't know me anymore? Anluo wiped the off his face with his hands, revealing a face that was even more ugly than in the back.
Maybe he wiped it too hard, wiped it into his mouth a little, and Anluo spit out several mouthfuls of saliva.
This is good, the nearly 100 soldiers at the top of the Yin family's army vomited disgustingly on the spot.
I'm beep, buddy, you're doing comedy, huh?
"Anluo?"
Jiuxianglong carefully distinguished, and determined that the "monster" in front of him was really settled, so he ordered his subordinates to lift their guard.
But I didn't imagine the friendly chest muscle collision picture when the brother Gui met.
On the contrary, this Nine Fragrance Dragon's face did not look much better, but showed a trace of disdain, and seemed to be quite disdainful.
"I haven't seen you for a long time, An Luo, you really gave the county lord and Lord Xiao Lan a long face, and as one of the three thousand commanders of the Di Clan's Earthquake Wind Army with me, you actually had a."
An Luo scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, and smirked: "I'm sorry, I made you laugh." ”
"Cut~" Jiuxianglong snorted disdainfully, and immediately, completely ignoring Ming Tian and Yin Chan and the two thousand five hundred warriors, he looked around for a moment, and quickly found Xiao Xinzhu's figure.
He was quite serious, so serious that he came to Xiao Xinzhu with some contrived faces, and arched his hand: "The last general doesn't know that the county lord has returned to the camp, he has missed the distance, and he has offended, and he asks the county lord to atone for his sins!" ”
"General Jiuxiang is serious, you have dedicated your life to your duties and dedication, what is the crime? Excuse me. "Xinzhu has also been a county lord all his life, and he is also generous.
With this boast, Jiuxianglong's face couldn't help but flush a little imperceptible, and although he lowered his head, his eyes looked at Xiao Xinzhu from time to time.
This scene made Ming Tian smell a hint of vulgar routines.
"General Jiuxiang, let me introduce you, this is my good friend, Miss Yin Chan." Xinzhu introduced him.
"Hello." Yin Chan nodded and greeted expressionlessly.
The Nine Spiced Dragon also nodded in response with a serious head.
"This is the county horse I selected when I went to the Central Plains this time, Mingtian."
"Hello."
Ming Tian greeted him with a smile, in terms of attitude, it was so good that he didn't know where to go than Yin Chan's paralyzed face.
However, the Nine Spiced Dragon did not respond.
On the contrary, when he heard the word "county horse", Jiuxianglong instead cast a gaze to identify whether a pig was in good health.
I'll go, I'll say hello to you, what kind of eyes are you? Why do I want to play your eyeballs like golf?
But Xinzhu didn't notice this, and after a brief introduction, she said: "General Jiuxiang, the soldiers recruited by me here are all tired and need to rest, please lead the way back to the camp." ”
"Yes." Although the Nine Fragrance Dragon said yes, his gaze stayed on Ming Tian for a few seconds before turning around and leading the way.
Following this Di Clan reconnaissance team, Ming Tian and his party officially entered the territory of the Di Clan.
But Ming Tian always felt a little strange.
Well, this nine-spiced dragon has a strange attitude towards me.
Did I recruit him and provoke him? Or is he jealous of my handsomeness? Or...... Does he like me? Mother, don't do this.
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