CHAPTER 44 My Bed

Xu Shu and Jian Yong had a happy day here in Geliang, and in the evening, everyone was lively and lively together, and they were full of wine and food before they left together. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Ge Liang and Huang Yue don't mention how happy they are, because now they have at least two partners who can get along, with their support, and Liu Bei's attention to Ge Liang because of "Longzhong Pair", it will be much easier to mix up in the future.

The two of them went back to the bedroom, they were tired and full of fun today, so let's rest early in the evening.

Huang Yue rubbed his stomach, he was too full of this meal, and said to Ge Liang: "I also said that I wanted to keep it secret, but I was just the first to be broken in by the two of them without letting people report it." ”

Ge Liang fell on the recliner, waved his hand and said, "It's good to come, this thing needs to be known by several parties before it can play a role." You see how happy they are, I bet Xu Shu will study this code well when he goes back, and maybe he can come up with a lot of suggestions for improvement. You have to be prepared for the next few days, and you have told them to keep it secret for the time being, and you are not allowed to mention it to others, then they will definitely come to us to practice if they have nothing to do in the next few days. ”

Huang Yue was funny thinking about Jian Yong's jumping up: "This guy named Jian Yong is really good at playing, you said that he and Liu Bei and Zhang Fei are fellow countrymen, and they have been with Liu Bei since he started the army, then he must be at least forty years old, and he loves to play so much." ”

Ge Liang liked Jian Yong's point, and said to Huang Yue: "What is this, you don't know that the "Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms" records that he dragged him very much, except for Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, when he talked to others, he leaned on the bed and crossed Erlang's legs. Liu Bei later banned wine-making in Yizhou because of the lack of food due to drought, and some people who had wine-making tools at home were found out, and some officials thought that taking the test and making wine without permission were punished for the same crime.

"One day, Jian Yong and Liu Bei went out to play together, and saw a man and a woman walking on the road, and deliberately shouted, 'These two people are going to do something unseemly, arrest them quickly!' Liu Bei was strange, and said How do you know that they are going to do something unseemly, Jian Yong said, "They have the tools to commit crimes!" It's the same as the person who kept the brewing tools in the house would definitely be guilty of the person who made the wine privately. Liu Bei laughed loudly when he heard this, and quickly ordered the person who had hidden the brewing tools in the house to be released. What do you think is the level of this Jian Yong's spoof? ”

Although it was a yellow joke, Huang Yue couldn't help but purse his lips and be happy, and said to Ge Liang: "Actually, on the other hand, this also shows that Liu Bei is indeed the lord of benevolence and righteousness, and he is very tolerant. ”

"That is, otherwise I would dare to pretend to be Zhuge Liang to mix up and eat? is to consider that first, there is a ready-made "Longzhong Pair" at the bottom, and second, if you can't get along, you can leave and leave, and Liu Bei will not pursue it too much. If you encounter the suspicious Lord, the consequences will be unimaginable. Ge Liang even took this into account.

Huang Yue nodded again and again.

Ge Liang looked at Huang Yue, his eyes rolled a few times, and said, "I'm tired today, and I've drunk too much wine, let's wash our faces and feet and rest early." ”

The two of them called for hot water. Ge Liang changed his usual ways, washed his feet unceremoniously first, and then lay down on the bed, saying, "I, I'm drunk, no, I'll sleep first." ”

"Hey! Feed! What are you doing! You get up for me! Seeing that Ge Liang wanted to lie on the bed and go to sleep, Huang Yue was anxious and reached out to pull him down.

"Ahh Ahh "Ge Liang was snoring deliberately, and he had already made up his mind today to fight for a place in his bed.

"I told you to pretend, I told you to pretend!" Huang Yue couldn't drag it, so he twisted Ge Liang's ears with his hands.

Ge Liang bared his teeth in pain, grabbed Huang Yue's hand and rolled into the bed.

Feeling that he was about to be pulled down, Huang Yue hurriedly broke free of his hand, looked around, wanted to throw the stool but was afraid that the quilt would be dirty, so he picked up a bunch of bamboo slips and smashed them on Ge Liang: "You bastard, you get up for me!" You get up for me! ”

Ge Liang pulled the quilt and prepared to wrap his whole body, this layer of soft armor must be very effective.

"Madame! Mr! What's wrong with you guys? What's wrong? Jingjing passed by outside, heard the noise and hurried over, but she didn't dare to push the door without permission, and stood outside so anxious that she shouted.

This shout frightened both of them in the room, and they quickly stopped, not knowing how to answer.

Zhuge Jun also heard the sound and ran over outside the door and asked, "Brother, what's going on again?" ”

Ge Liang reacted first, and shouted to Zhuge Jun outside the door: "It's okay, it's okay, your sister-in-law is telling your brother a story." Everyone is tired today, so let's go and rest early. ”

Jingjing didn't believe it, so she still shouted: "Madam, ma'am!" ”

Huang Yue opened the door and saw Xiaobao running over, so he said to Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, go to bed early, and my aunt will tell you a story tomorrow." ”

Seeing that Huang Yue seemed to be full of smiles, Zhuge Jun and Jingjing breathed a sigh of relief and pulled Xiaobao away.

Huang Yue tied the door to the room, and saw Ge Liang who was still lying on the bed, he couldn't scold him, and he couldn't drive away, but what should he do? As soon as I stomped my feet and sat alone in a chair, I wanted to cry, but I couldn't even cry out loud.

Ge Liang must solve the matter of this bed today, people can't sleep on a recliner for the rest of their lives, every time they get up in the morning, they have back pain, not to mention, they have nasal congestion and sneezing several times, but I'm afraid that sooner or later I'll fall ill!

After being silent for a long time, Ge Liang turned over and saw that Huang Yue was still sitting on the chair and angry, crying faintly, and persuaded softly: "Classmate Huang Yue, hurry up and wash your feet, the water is cold." ”

"I won't wash it!" Huang Yue also threw the towel that wiped his feet on the bed.

Ge Liang didn't look at her, turned his head to the bed, and his mouth still didn't stop: "It's better to wash it quickly, don't catch a cold when the water is cold, it's only March now, and it's not summer yet." ”

Huang Yue thought twice, took back the towel and washed his feet, and then went back to the bed to pick up the quilt he was sleeping on.

Ge Liang sat up: "What are you going to do, you won't say that you want to run away from home, right?" But don't forget, we almost starved to death when we ran away from home last time, don't forget. ”

"I'll go back to my mother's house!" Huang Yue picked up the quilt and was about to leave.

Ge Liang hurriedly persuaded: "Don't don't, don't really think of yourself as Huang Yueying." You're an impersonator, won't you be exposed if you go back and stay for a long time? I didn't see Jingjing, do you still think it's weird when you look at it now? Where are you going back, the old Huang family in the 21st century? If you can really go back, then please take me with you, I can't wait to go back, and I won't be here to be Zhuge Liang. ”

Huang Yue put the quilt on the recliner and spread it out to roll himself up, anyway, he won't sleep with your pig head.

"Add a quilt to the bed, don't catch a cold." Ge Liang put his mind at ease, he had already thought of this step, and was going to let her sleep there for a few days, but let her taste how uncomfortable it was to sleep on a recliner every day.