Chapter 124: Playing Scoundrels and Extorting Bamboo (Sixth Update)
"Amitabha, I don't know which time and space the Bodhisattva is going to put the poor monk in, the poor monk has been waiting for this day for a long, long time."
"Amitabha, Bodhisattva, can't you talk and don't count."
"Amitabha, Bodhisattva, Li Longji may be about to make a move, for the safety of the old monk, you better take me away quickly."
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Since he promised Yao Guangxiao that day that he would take him to stir up and destroy the Buddha, Yao Guangxiao seems to be crazy, he won't say anything else when they meet, and if he doesn't hear it more than thirty times a day, it's hell.
Of course, Qin Hao can't take him to the Northern and Southern Dynasties or something, a country where Buddhism is prosperous may be very cool, but that is not good for culture, economy and politics, and it is good to have a degree in moderation.
Yao Guangxiao is actually not a high-ranking monk at all, he is just a psychopath who is already a little stunned, crazy people are smart people, and when a madman doesn't seem so crazy, he is the most terrible madman.
Qin Hao was not worried at all when Xu Jie was bewitched, he was not afraid that Yao Guangxiao would turn against the water, although in fact he was a thief who was punished by Buddhism, but Buddhism has become his obsession, he doesn't care if this is the meaning of the Buddha or his own will, he is almost certain that even if one day Patriarch Bodhidharma stands on the opposite side of himself like Zhang Sanfeng, Yao Guangxiao will stand firmly on his side.
You have the ability to let Sakyamuni stand up, he is not willing at all, the so-called Buddha is simply Buddhism to put gold on himself, he asked Wu Geng, the so-called Buddha in the god list is simply added by the descendants, think about it, when King Wu was killed, Sakyamuni's grandfather was not born yet.
But being targeted by a paranoid at this time is never a good experience, although Qin Hao repeatedly said that he would leave when he got Yao Chong done, Yao Guangxiao still always took the trouble to remind him from time to time like a fly in his ear, and he was annoyed.
The reason why it was delayed for such a long time was purely because Yao Chong's family was not in Beijing at all, Princess Taiping drove people far away, and at this time she was in Yangzhou as a assassin, as Li Longji's number one general in the real sense, Princess Taiping would not let him stay in the center to cause trouble for herself no matter what.
And Qin Hao, it's not easy to come here, I'm sorry for myself if I don't add to Li Longji's blockage, there are two days left for Li Longji's enthronement ceremony, since ancient times, Zen has made this kind of thing have to be asked three times, Li Dan and Li Longji father and son can be an exception, I don't know where our countrymen come from, obviously everyone knows what's going on, they have to push it three times, they have to ask people to ask for one, two, three invitations, and finally they can reluctantly take over the burden of this thousand jun, and those who are not tired of acting and watching the play are tired.
Finally waited for the three of them to finish the play, more than a month has passed in a blink of an eye, Qin Hao finally waited for this day, at the enthronement ceremony, Qin Hao flew to the high platform without saying a word to make trouble, although some things are meaningless, but since he caught up with it, he naturally wanted to do it, and Li Longji, who was dressed up in anger, almost went crazy.
"Yo, hello, hello little Kiki, do you still recognize the ancestor?"
"You... What are you doing here? ”
"Huh? You're going to be emperor? Your father is still alive, how can you be the emperor, aren't you a big rebel, the crown of the Tang Dynasty used to look like this, I really haven't seen it, I'll take a look, I'll see. ”
"You... Guardsman! Guardsman! Kill him! Kill him! ”
Puff, puff, Qin Hao was cut into a puddle of mud after a while, otherwise Xu Jie wouldn't be able to find a place to wear, at this time, if he casually dressed as a guard, wouldn't he hack himself to death?
After a while, the mud turned into Qin Hao again, and he actually sat down beside Li Dan with a big sting, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder and said: "If I were you, I wouldn't let this throne, your son is actually not filial at all, no, you Li family doesn't have any son who is filial, I don't know if I will put you under house arrest in the future, and let you die depressed, you can have a snack."
Li Longji was furious, wow wow shouted and came over to slash and kill in person, but he could only do it in a hurry, Qin Hao shouted stably, "You all be careful in the future, your new emperor never counts when he speaks, he doesn't pay back the money he owes me, you must be careful in the future!" ”
Well, although he is quite embarrassed to be a scoundrel and a gangster, he has lost the face of the heavenly immortals, but it is obvious that Li Longji's face has been lost even more, if it weren't for the fact that he was really embarrassed to dig out the chicken in his crotch, he originally wanted to pee on Li Longji's Zen Rang ceremony, to see if he still has the face to be the emperor, even if there is no real benefit, he has to give his evil breath first.
Besides, who says there is no benefit? No, when Li Longji realized that he had no way to deal with Qin Hao, he was very cowardly.
"I... I was wrong, Shangxian, I shouldn't rely on your account, how about making up for the thousand qilin qi I owe you? ”
"Replenish me? Wait, then you owe a little longer, sorry to disturb you to continue. ”
Saying that, Qin Hao actually took the initiative to take the jade seal of the heirloom country, put it in Li Longji's hand, and shouted to the little eunuch who was looking stupid on the side: "What do you see, why don't you hurry up and read the emperor's edict of succession?" ”
After the little eunuch finished reading the holy decree, Qin Hao ran over to Li Longji and said, "Hey, you are the emperor now, do you still have a qilin qi?" No, I'm generous, it's the same if you don't have a unicorn qi and use dragon qi, come, you can bring a thousand dragon qi. ”
And Li Longji's face also turned completely green, just now after he took over the jade seal of the country and the eunuch read out the edict of succession, his identity was completely upgraded from the prince to the emperor, how can the golden scales be a thing in the pool, when the wind and clouds change into a dragon, the unicorn qi in his body will become dragon qi after a while, but the dragon qi is more valuable than the unicorn qi!
Before he ascended the throne just now, the Qilin Qi had reached its peak, with more than 100,000, but now it has become a dragon qi, and it has immediately shrunk to less than 10,000.
"Don't give? If you don't give it to me, you can give it to your aunt, No, give it to me. ”
"Give it, I'll give it to me, ask the immortals to be merciful, let me go."
"Well, yes, yes, this is a good boy, don't let me go in the future, I don't want to say me, do you know? Come on, today is a good day for you, I won't bother you, and I'll see you again. ”
Bastard, the ghost is destined to say goodbye to you, and the good days let you ruin this bad heart.
Hmph, master, I am a heavenly immortal, how can you suffer your stuffy loss, hahahaha, a thousand gold coins, I can't imagine that not only did I not lose but also made a lot of money, but my master's interest is still very high.